/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why can't you people use new images? Repetitive as fuck.

There is already a neet thread up.

>>10654730
It makes it easier for people to find the thread at a quick glance. Besides, I like this picture.

I have a problem and I was waiting for a new thread to ask some advice on it. I'm noticing that I'm becoming chubby, I've put on some pounds, mostly around my stomach and thighs. I wanted to ask if any NEET's did exercises at home, and if you could give me some tips or maybe a guide or something. I thought about going to /fit/ but I don't know if they would understand that I can't really go out to a gym with other people

>>10654730
It's a metaphor

>>10654743
The answer is. Stop eating. During the times when I was sparkly eyed idealist set on my own I didn't get to eat much and lost all my gains and turned into a shivering thin weak nerd. It is really about which you prefer, fat and strong, thin and weak.

Sorry, no NEETs are this attractive. Especially not fujoshits. Please use a more realistic image next time.

>>10654743
Solitary Fitness ~by Bronson

Time to abandon the excuses of "I can't do exercise because I don't like to go out"

>>10654824
>implying you can't be thin and strong

>>10655150
probably more "slim and strong" though you never can be strong as heavy and strong as slim strong.

>>10654743
Its easier to not eat and not introduce calories into your body than to exercise and have to burn them off with effort.

>>10655003
It's hard to make manga-style characters unattractive.

Futaba Channel made a "realistic" version of Konata and they basically just gave her brown hair and glasses.

who sexyNEET here

>>10655180
ore sexyNEET here

I'm bored. What are you guys doing? I need to find more hobbies.

私の日本語は悪い

I'm hungry.

>>10655173
it's anime style nerd.

>>10655226

>>10655226
canadian

Where shall i start?

After resigning from my job, i was actually looking forward to some alone time of my own. Currently in week 2 of being a NEET. Thoughts about it thus far? i guess it's kinda fun, not having to worry about work, nothing much to stress about. Being able to sleep for more than 5 hours a day is really awesome. Been eating more now, about two meals a day compared to one while i was working.

Otherwise, the lack of things to do seems to be kinda dull. Thinking back, i actually think i was a workaholic.

This is my typical day i guess.

wake up at 4pm.
Check mail, clean room, read news.
Leave to buy things i need.
Cook dinner at 6pm.
4chan till midnight.
League till 2am.
Leave house once more, walk/exercise to the beach.(trying to find a new path after i almost got attacked by wild dogs.)
Home, shower.
Write stuff, stories and whatnot.
Sleep as the sun rises.
Rinse and repeat.

>>10655263
Not everyone has what it takes to be a NEET, get back to work

We need people like you to pay for our stuff

>>10655263
>the lack of things to do seems to be kinda dull

Did you forget that you're on "Otaku Culture"? We do things related to otaku culure. Either you're a dumb smelly crossboarder or a shitposter.

>>10655263
Fucking /q/, look what you did to us!

I hate this thread. I hate the people in this thread. Please go back to /neet/ at uboachan.

>>10655263
>League
kill yourself

>>10655288
>>10655288

So what defines a true NEET?
I assumed it was just being Not in Employment Education or Training?

>>10655290
>>10655290
I used to enjoy anime but i kinda stopped since...4 months ago? Been reading loads of manga since.
>Dumb
>Smelly

Really? that the best you can do?

>>10655309
I would but its super slow and almost more normal than /jp/

>>10655320
To be a NEET all you have to do is be a lazy slob who doesn't work or educate.

To become a truNEET is a much stronger transformation I'm afraid. It involves seeing the truth of the universe itself. Some NEETs can NEET for years without ever reaching the truNEET stage of enlightenment.

>>10655320
Janky.

Does anyone here have a job advertising/spreading propaganda over the internet?

You can stay at home which sounds really NEET to me.

Do a good deed;
Kill a NEET.

I started getting into some acid techno stuff lately, this is some good music. Later I gotta go to some stupid family party that consists of a bunch of people that just want to go home sitting in front of a TV for some hours desperately pretending they actually enjoy being there to some extent.

>>10655348
we dun like ur kind round these parts

get lost, ya hear?

>>10655346
I click ads. I won around 10 bucks so far.

>>10655370
How do you get money from simply clicking ads? If it's that east I just want to get a small disposable laptop just for doing that all day long and getting endless money.

>>10655348
American broadcast standards don't allow cartoon characters to point a gun directly at the camera.

I continued my stretching this morning.
Then in the shower I tried to insert myself.
I got my head to my anus and even past it, but I couldn't get it to go inside. The curve is pretty sharp and I couldn't bend it enough. I was sore for a bit after trying to push it in but I feel fine now.
I will keep on stretching!

>>10655561
What.

>>10655576
You've never tried to penetrate yourself before?

Anyone in the United States want to fuck?

>>10655576
Hello.

>>10655561
I stretch all the time but can't even reach anymore than the tip of my cock if I tried hard enough. Be careful not to hurt yourself like that. When you first said stretching and then inserting I though you meant stretching your anus itself. On that note I've gotten very good at taking things in my ass and as long as it's well lubed it feels really good and I can go deep too.

>>10655590
The problem wasn't my anus it was bending my cock so that it would go inside. I think I was too stiff.
But perhaps stretching my butt would help, I could try using my plug next time!

My roommate left for spring break yesterday. I just got back from the store with pizza and vodka.

NEETs can have parties too right?

Who Gay/Bi-NEETS here?

>>10655383
You never heard of PTC? What are you, 15?

Pure little girls don't do drugs.

>>10655630
Go make a normalNEET thread on /r9k/ or something

>>10655634
I've stopped caring about relationships.
but if a hole or a dick presented itself to me i'd fuck it either way

>>10655668

Me too.

Do you like /lgbt/?

>>10655680
no, other boards scare me.
I only browse /jp/ although I did have one look at it and it was horrible.

>>10655687
You mean "I only browse the NEET thread". I doubt that any of you are even remotely interested in any of the mediums the culture has to offer. And if it is something other than this thread it's probably some shitty 2huimgdump thread.

All of you are just sad and bitter want-to-be normals that get by with blogging about their life all day on /jp/.

>>10655702
>mediums

I bet you say "data is" too, pleb.

That setup looks dangerous. She could knock down the LCD display with her leg on accident and either get hurt or damage a valuable piece of equipment that she likely won't get back because your typical NEET has no money for luxuries.

>>10655722
Epic. Nice.

>>10655702
You should help me convince them to all get twitters and form their community.

>>10655702
If I were sad or bitter I would browse /r9k/. There are quite a few threads on /jp/ I enjoy even if some don't appear all that often.

There's already a thread up.

>>10647962
>>10647962
>>10647962

Thank you Nippon.
http://torrentfreak.com/free-access-to-dozens-of-anonymous-vpns-via-new-university-project-130324/

Do any of you NEETs find yourself looking down on normals sometimes?

>>10655855
The UK probably won't give a shit, but China and webmasters might just put them all on the banlist.

>>10655578
>>10655578
Please respond

Whatever happened to enforcing this rule, jannie?

http://fuuka.warosu.org/q/thread/S265574#p267025

>>10655578
>>10655891
yes

Testing

>>10655913
You don't have to delete it you ass pie, just let it sleep and revive it when the other one has reached bum limit.

>>10655348
The things I would do to that squid...

My boyfriend hasn't replied to my emails in over a day, how can I find out if he ended up in hospital or something like that?

>>10656041
Send him a dick pic.

i've got the perfect song for you, /jp/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUhlZezkpsk

>>10656041
He's getting some boypussy, dude. Leave him alone.

>>10656041
he found a boypussy more delicious than yours, sorry

>The Graduate School of University of Tsukuba, Japan, has just launched the VPN Gate Academic Experiment Project with the aim “to expand the knowledge of Global Distributed Public VPN Relay Servers.”
>Volunteers have given the University access to dozens of VPN servers located all over the world which people can access from pretty much any device running Windows, Linux, iOS, Android and more. No sign up or user registration is needed. Once connected the user’s IP address is hidden and switched for one issued by the VPN of their choice selected from dozens around the world.

http://www.vpngate.net/

http://torrentfreak.com/free-access-to-dozens-of-anonymous-vpns-via-new-university-project-130324/

>>10655917
Where do you live?

>>10656057
I favorited it. Thank you.

>>10656057
Translate it, weebos.

>>10656041
Cellphone.

>>10655590
How long have you been trying?

Does anybody have a tulpa?

>>10656850
I am planning on making one.

>>10656850
I have a Twilight Sparkle tulpa.

>>10655702
Nice projection d00d.

>that feel when friends with a kawaii japanese model

>>10656850
I thought about it before, but then I realized how much work it would be. I'm afraid I'd mistreat it or neglect it and have it resent me.

>>10656521
I don't think he has a cellphone.

>>10656850
I thought about it but then I realized I can't decide on a form

I'd make a tulpa if it could beat people up for me

I guess I want something more like a stand

>>10656850

Tulpas are a ploy by pathetic shits for attention and recognition. You are fucking retarded if you can look at the tulpa 'guide' and not realize this.

>>10657086
why do some people get so mad at this, holy fuck it's not like its any of your business

>>10657099

Why are you still here instead of on tumblr? You are very obviously not in common company. Your posts stick out in every thread. There's a really think 'I LOVE SOCIAL RIGHTS AND FEMINISM' miasma that comes off them in waves.

>>10657086
>I want a tulpa but I'm too lazy so I'll just disregard it as completely false and hopefully I'll be able to sleep at night

>>10657119
i'm already on tumblr though, but i'm not posting it because i don't want you following it

>>10657252
Who are you quoting?
Do you have a tulpa?

I've just discovered that there is a picture of me on exhentai.
I have no idea how to feel about this.

>>10657289
are you an anime character?

>>10657301
No, but I'm dressed as a Touhou.

>>10656850
I do. By the way i totally did it for attention and recognition and not because i needed some form of psychosis to counteract my already not-so-stable general state of mind; in fact telling people that i have imaginary friends usually makes for some totally awesome reaction that has much to do with social recognition and shit.

>>10657314
Epic.

>>10657314

It's pretty clear from your posting style that you need attention very desperately, so I don't believe you sorry

Guys, guys.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulpa
Why is it that the article lists only spiritual and religious stuff? I don't want to sound ``edgy'', but that doesn't really make me feel confident on its veracity.

The idea of getting a tulpa is really interesting, but I'm not sure if I'm going to lose a lot of time just to realize it isn't possible. Do the people who claim to have tulpas go through spiritual/occult stuff? I don't know if I'm better off with my imaginary friends and lucid dreams, which have some scientific research (and occult matters too, but it doesn't matter)

Have you guys ever had an online gf? What about a Japanese online gf? Please share your experience.

>>10657289
It wouldn't have happened if you weren't lewd.

>>10657326

Go ahead and test it out. It doesn't matter if the method 'doesn't work' for you, because it will be your fault for not believing in tulpas enough. Like how certain people just can't have religious experiences!

>>10657326
The claim seems to be that if you think long and hard enough a tulpa then it will start talking back, there's no supernatural element

What meds are you guys on? Welbutrion, abilify and lamictal here

>>10657289

>>10657339
efexor, depakote

>>10657289
Kill yourself.

>>10657347
It looks like you just mashed random keys.

>>10657352
cool

>>10657339
I always find it funny that antidepressants can make you more depressed.

>>10657335
I'm afraid this could fuck up my relationship with my ~6 year old imaginary friend, which is why I'm asking. She's pretty much a sentient form already, but she has no hallucinatory form yet. I'd like to fix that if possible.

>>10657337
That's what everyone says, and it seems plausible, but then, is the "naming forced hallucinations tulpas" a 4chan/reggit "meme"? Is it a misnomer, or why is it that I can't find reliable sources about it, just like I can do with lucid dreaming?

>>10654743
Wellbutrin will keep you from eating and give you enough energy to stay up for days. Ask your shrink about if you have one.

>>10657347
Can you still cum? When I was on celexia I could never get the job done. I don't like those pills

>>10657289
W-what?

>>10657367
>Ask your shrink about if you have one.


I've always been curious, can you go to doctors/shrinks and ask about a specific medicine or will they think you're up to something

>>10657366
Does your imaginary friend act without your input?

Do all you drugneets have insurance or what

>>10657368
yes
never had problems with libido, weight gain, etc. the only side effects i experience is nausea whenever i start taking a higher dose, and neurological/behavorial stuff

>>10657316
>>10657320
I guess you've misunderstood something. What i'm trying to say here is that i'm a totally fine gentlemen who just happens to have imaginary friends and i'm willing to answer questions since there was an anon who seemed to ask for said fine gentlemen's opinion. I also like it very much when people say tulpae are for attention whores (in a NEET thread, mind you) and was expressing my regained faith in humanity. Also you make it look like i actually talk to people, which isn't true. Lel i'm such a truNEET.

Pure little girls don't do drugs.

>>10657403

Why do you talk like you are fucking retarded? This isn't Gaia.

>>10657394
SSI with full medical and prescription

I've been a full on shut in for 6 years

>>10657326
>Do the people who claim to have tulpas go through spiritual/occult stuff?
There's a lot of dumb metafags, but I don't.

I simple view it as a way to trick yourself into talking in a different mindvoice and convincing yourself that you're talking to someone/something else. You get better and better at this over time as you practice.

>>10657419
Nice attempt, you elitist bitch. Pure little girls don't troll the internet.

>>10657389
It depends. Usually foreigners (India, Mexico, Egypt) don't give a fuck and will prescribe you whatever if you wiki what the meds are used for and tell them your symptoms corresponding to the medication.

Stay away from women doctors, especially fat American lesbians.

>>10657392
Sort of. If I talk to her, she replies with authentic dialogue, but if I don't, she stays quiet or gives me canned replies.

>>10657418
My mother put me on pills starting in middle school. Now I have a daily existential crisis and a bent dick from masturbating funny. I don't think they have done much but I get side affects if I just plain stop swallowing them.

By the way no you don't have to be a metafag to make a tulpa, yes they may act often on their own and no you don't have to feel like you're tricking yourself if you don't want to.

>tulpas

Do you mean "faggot-friends for poor niggers and spics"?

>>10657478
>2013
>not spelling "tulpae"
>lel greentext who are you quoting go back to ur mum

<(4000+26)/2
<not mind-travelling to the Xerxes galaxy and befriending the local populace instead of doing shit mind tricks like "tulpae"
#shiggy #stepitupsenpai

I was with family today. As soon as I sat down, one of my younger cousins poked me like she always does and then came around to greet me. She was wearing a sun dress. Even though all she wears is skirts and other dresses, she always sits in such ways that leave her panties exposed. Today was no different. Also, as she cleaned up, her dress would fall away from her body and leave her flat chest exposed.

Even though I did not get a boner earlier, I got a boner remembering all of this. We're not blood related though so it's okay, right?

as long as she's over 12 years old

>>10657528
If people are still willing to approach you you're a normalfag

>>10657501
>getting this angry

>>10657539
She's the only person who approached me. She always does. I just sat in the corner until people left, and then I left.

>>10657534
Over? W-wrong way dude.

>>10657558
You need to push her away before she gets swallowed up in your autism

>>10657568
She's really nice though and cute, and she seems to like me. Plus she lives right down the block so it's not like I never see her, quite the contrary. I'd feel bad for distancing myself from her.

I said I have a penis that goes sideways a lot and I hate my mother.

>>10657576
you are going to ruin her

>>10657546
i trol u

Ok, i'm going to stop here before i get addicted to shitposting instead of just lurking; it indeed is a great feeling though. I feel like i know you guys better now, like intimately and sexually speaking. Yeah.

>>10657584
please shut the fuck up and never come back, i've only read one of your posts and i already hate your guts

>>10657595

Fuck off back to tumblr, kid.

>>10657583
I doubt that. She's just a cute girl who I get to occasionally be around.

>>10657289

Bullshit. You're not 2D.

Can I come and slowly fade into utter obscurity with one of you guys? I live off rice and water and sometimes, just water

>>10657656
Will you provide your own rice?

>>10657656
you'll never be able 'reach' utter obscuirty, but you will also never really stop fading
that's what life here is like
hope you enjoy your stay

>>10657686
Yes, it's a giant bag

How low can you go?
Does anyone here ever think about finding the true bottom of society?

>>10657714
How many kilos?

Goodnight my friends.

>>10657723
Watch a documentary about hard drug addicts.

>>10657723
north korean labor camps

>>10657723
/jp/ cocksucking threads

>>10657635
There are occasionally non-2d pictures on exhentai.

I'm actually not sure when it was uploaded, or if it's going to get taken down sometime. But it's in one of those character-picture-dump large collections.

>>10657760
Can you fap to your own image?

>>10657772
I've fapped to myself before, but not to that image, no.

>>10657635

>>10657760
So it's cosplay?

>>10657780
Can I fap to your image?

>>10657803
Yeah, as I said I was cosplaying a Touhou.

>>10657810
I doubt it; it's not very fappable, I don't think.

>>10657817
post a link

>>10657289
Fuck off, milk.

let's say you're organizing your pictures and come across a picture of a sad looking girl from K-ON

Would you put it in the keion folder or the "depressed looking girl" folder?

>>10657824
name the file "depressed looking girl" and put it in the keion folder

>>10657821
I'll post a non lewd one

>>10657821
Ah, I don't know about that...

>>10657823
I'm a dude, though.

>>10657824
SLAY THE K

>>10657828
Not the retarded retarded Russians again.

>>10657824
the k-on folder

>>10657841
Look at the disfigurements
Obviously finns

>>10657824
keion but make a symlink to it in the depressed folder.

>>10657328
Basically I wanted to learn Japanese and I met a girl on some language exchange site. We were both ~22 and really liked eachother. Talked for hours a day for like 2 months. We would talk about our day, stuff we were doing, tons of shit. One day she finally got a job and then our together time almost completely disappeared.

After her I found another girl. Meeting people online has all the benefits of a relationship, except for the actual person. Kinda pathetic I guess, but you can always pretend that one day you will actually meet.

>>10657328
http://forum.gaijinpot.com/showthread.php?122243-what-is-starting-salary-for-someone-with-no-experience-or-degree

This is what finding an online Japanese girlfriend will do to you.

(Read it, that thread is a real goldmine.)

>>10657832
Please

>>10657875
One of the girls I have been talking to lately is a 25 year old model. I'm a 22 year old NEET.

>>10656107
>>10656107
>>10656107
Please respond.

>>10657886
I live in Indiana. Are you a male?

>>10657886
You tell me where you live first.

>>10657887
Yes.
>>10657889
California.

>>10657886
North Carolina
dtf

>>10657900
stop over thinking things

So many layers of irony in these last few posts, I don't even know what to say.

I have a problem /jp/. I found this cute japanese girl online and we're both into femdom, but she won't act as my mistress and control my life without getting money.

But I'm a NEET. If I just buy her clothing or transfer funds to her paypal account, my mom will find out at the end of the month.

I'm thinking about buying steam games, gifting it to her and then she can sell it. But I don't know how well that'd work, or whether she'd be willing to do it.

So how do I transfer money from my parents to her without them finding out? I'd just spend the money on games or electronics anyway.

>>10657900
I am completely unironic.

>>10657905
send her my way and I'll be able to treat her right

>>10657875
Oh Jesus this man is going to ruin his life so hard it's like he's actively trying to.

> To be honest, I am not 25, and she is not 30. I am actually 20 and she is 35. I made up my age earlier because I didn't think anyone would take me seriously if I wrote our real ages.

I fucking lost it right there.

Anyone want to move to a small apartment with me and become best buds and partners in crime? We can shitpost on /jp/ and play touhou together.

>>10657916
Yes please.

>>10657916
Will you cook dinner and pay the rent like my mom does?

What do you do when one of your NEET friends commits suicide? I feel sad. I wish I was a girl so I could have stopped him.

>>10657910
No thanks. I don't want to divide her attention or lose it completely

>>10657905
I'll be a cute Japanese girl for free if you get me a BroadcasTheNet invite.

>>10657914
all that guy has to do is to google 'gaijin hunter'

>>10657918
Cool
>>10657923
Maybe. I guess I could be the somewhat responsible one that has horrible luck with the women while you're the slacker stud.

>>10657916
Yes, as long as I don't have to get a job.

>>10657920
I light a candle.

>>10657920
He didn't really commit suicide.

>>10657932
But you aren't one, and I'm not part of it.

>>10657948
I think he did. He used to come online every day and be online all day and most of the night. A couple weeks ago he said he was going to hang himself and he hasn't been online since.

>>10657959
Well, looks like he definitely killed himself. There's no other possible explanation.

>>10657920

He pretended to suicide so he could stop speaking to you. Sorry dude.

>>10657964
computer coulda broke m8

>>10657938
>stud

Uh
Well I can try

>>10657959
He just said that to get away from you.

>>10657964
>>10657969
Or, you know, he actually committed suicide. It wouldn't be unheard of considering what board we're on.

>>10657832
Please post a link.

>>10657977
Or the more likely scenario, he's faking it so he doesn't have to talk to you anymore.

>>10657914
I know! That was my favorite part too. His life is about to go down the shitter real fast.

>>10657978
>>10657871
You'll probably be disappointed... to be honest I'm really not sure why it's on exhentai at all. It's not lewd or anything.

>>10657920
My chat shut down and I guess a couple of them thought I'd kill myself because he kept contacting me for a few days after and even texted my cellphone with dumb shit like "hey how you doing"

I never even mentioned wanting to kill myself to them or said anything about how I feel

>>10657905
You're pathetic

>>10657987
post it anyway

>>10657905
Why does she want money?
How much does she want?

>>10657938
So what is the best city to buy a cheap apartment in?

>>10657996
So she can spend it on herself. IDK, maybe 1-300 bucks a month

I need to find a rich clingy Japanese girl that doesn't mind giving me money.

>>10657905
>>10658003
You're probably fucking around, but then again I really wouldn't be surprised if you weren't.

Please stop talking to her. She just wants your money and she knows you're easy to trick because of how lonely you are. You're never going to get her to love or respect you.

I love you, dude. Give up on her.

>>10658012
sorry only works the other way around

>>10658021
It's not really a trick if it's what he wants.

People pay people to strip on camera because they strip in exchange for the money which is what they want and everyone is happy. This is like that.

>>10658021
>You're probably fucking around

Am I?

https://www.google.com/#hl=en&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=financial+domination+femdom&oq=financial+domination+femdom&gs_l=hp.3...432.3682.0.3801.27.27.0.0.0.0.203.2276.18j6j1.25.0.cappsweb..0.0...1.1.7.psy-ab.cu60-odpUEI&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.44158598,d.dmQ&fp=5bd6d706f6d15451&biw=1400&bih=716

WARNING: Lewdness.

>You're never going to get her to love or respect you.

I don't care about that much. So long as she's a friend and will be my mistress, that's a step up from nothing.

>>10658003
You could probably get an asian to dominate you in 3D for that sort of money.

>>10658031
In real life? I'd be too nervous and don't have a car. Besides, pro-dommes typically are 1-300 bucks an hour from what I read. I'd rather stick online

>>10658020
there has to be a few exceptions out there

>>10657994
Ah, well, I guess it doesn't really matter.
http://exhentai.org/s/e750e13ed4/575121-107

>>10658030
Yeah, she's not your friend either, she's just using you for your money.

If you're absolutely fine with what is basically just hiring a hooker (except without the sex, the contact or even seeing her face-to-face), then I guess it's whatever, but it's probably not what you want.

If you're that interested in femdom and don't want to resort to real life, you could find some other girl who'll dominate you for free. Or hell, a dude pretending to be a woman.

>>10658049
Maybe if you're a 8/10 or above and a smooth talker

Those Japanese host guys make a fuckton of money stringing along rich women like that. But they say they must never fuck them otherwise they lose their "power" over them.

Would be kind of fun. I wish I was a prettyboy.

>>10658062
Would fuck.

I was at the water store just now and as I was filling up my jug I heard a clicking/slapping noise in the street as the cars passed. I went to check it out and it was someone's license plate. I went out and picked it up thinking to just take it to the police station down the street, and when I got to the station they were closed. I'll go tomorrow. It'd be fun if they told me where to take it, but I guess it's alright if they take it and have an officer drop it off at the owner's house.

I looked in the mirror today and for the first time ever I saw myself as an adult.

Feels bad, man.

>>10658069
>the water store
Country?

>>10658062
You're hot. I want you to fuck me in the ass.

>>10658062
I get the feeling that you're a low level normalfag

You've got the look and someone had to have taken that picture. Why are you in the truNEET thread?

>>10658069
Maybe it belongs to a cute girl and she's a vigilante and then you go on adventures together.

>>10658083
>implying someone can't be NEET and normalfag at the same time.

Apply yourself.

>>10658077
I think the Water Store is a brand name for a US company.

I'm very concerned. A friend I haven't talked to in years just called me up and invited me to a party.

I stupidly agreed.

it's been years since I socialized with someone in person. What do I do?

>>10658081
too lewd

>>10658083
Well, it would've been off-topic in any other thread.

>>10658069
>water store
What?

If I saw someone drop a license plate I'd just leave it, fuck them. If you were to take it somewhere I assume the license plate agency or the DMV would be the place but whatever.

Maybe nothing ever really happens in my life because I always snuff out possible adventures from the start. For all we know it could start an amazing series of events for you.

>>10658077
USA

>>10658085
No little girls own cars.

>>10658060
Where to find the rich ones?

>>10658090
Notice I said the truNEET thread.
Please make your way back to /r9k/ with the other self hating NEETs who have friends and jobs.

>>10658101
She's just that much of an outlaw.

>>10658105
>self hating NEETs who have friends and jobs.

I lol'd.

>>10658063
>you could find some other girl who'll dominate you for free.

That's nearly impossible.

I'm perfectly fine with it. I just need a way to funnel funds without it being obvious on the credit card statement.

>>10658098
Water store, like this. You buy water and water jugs there, and they sell pop and ice cream and shaved ice and candy/snacks. Most places have a little station outside where you can fill a jug.

>>10654729
NEET here. Great thread, as usual.

>get in shape by the end of summer
>start streaming　顔出し on ニコ生放送
>implying the jbishes won't love a sexy ass italian american
>advertise my skype
>filter through everyone
>find a rich girl to support me

fucking genius

>>10658119
Seems cheaper just to use tap water and a filter if the water is too hard.

Damn soon the weekend will be over and I'll have to stop being NEET.

>>10658092

Just go, you faggot.

How do you get rid of the sad panda? Please be nice~

>>10658133

What does one do at a party? Will people approach me?

>>10658137
>Drink some alcohol
>lose your inhibition

that's all you have to do

>>10658137
I assume they drink alcohol. And yes.

>>10658130
>>start streaming　顔出し on ニコ生放送
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck was that, weebo?

>>10658119
Wow they have entire stores that sell just water. My mind is blown.

Why do you bother filling up a jug? Whats wrong with the tap?

>>10658137

>>10658137

Hell if I know, I never been to one myself. Just fucking drink, lose your inhibitions, make out with random people etc.

>>10658134
On some browsers you can't, so just give up.

>>10658144

Sadly, this is what I'm probably going to look like the entire time.

I'll find a way to slip out of the thing and chill outside. Hopefully away from people.

>>10658134
http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/index.php/1039/exhentai-firefox-plugin-get-past-sad-panda.html
http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/index.php/815/exhentai-chrome-plugin-get-past-sad-panda.html

>>10658139
I don't want to lose my inhibition. I might say something embarrassing.

>>10658148

be the hina

>>10658142

nico nico live streaming

there's a category where you show your face on webcam and talk to the chat

it's common to advertise your skype and have people call in too

>>10658146
Clear your cache, log into e-hentai, then go to exhentai. That works on every browser.

>>10658151
Just do it you faggot. The fact you got invited to a party means you're getting too normal for us anyway. Now you're just stringing along posts in the thread for attention.

>>10658151

Just drink a few.

>>10658030
Isn't it easier to just fap to porn?

>>10658162
Is there a problem with attention seeking?
It seems to be fairly common on /jp/.

>>10658150

arigatou

I've noticed that its getting harder for me to stand up straight. Like I feel vulnerable when I'm not hunched over more like a creeper.

Or maybe I'm just so used to sitting in a chair walking around upright feels unnatural.

>>10658171
it's just ok if you are lookng for gay sex

>>10658175
Are you offering?

>>10658143
Taste mostly. From the tap the water tastes pretty bad. From these stores it has a taste closer to bottled water, for a quarter a gallon. There are tons of these stores out here in AZ and they're almost always ran by mormons and staffed by their children and their friends.

What's a good strategy for losing weight?

I want to do the least effort and I don't care if I end up not-strong. The plan can also take days or years as long as I get skinnier instead of fatter or staying the same.

>>10658190
Adderall.

>>10658092
Alex?

>>10658190
Least effort, don't care if you become weak? That's simple. Don't eat and sit in bed all day.

>>10658190
Stop eating, drink coffee instead

>>10658190
simply stop eating

drink water when you get hungry

>>10658195
Is Alex from England?

>>10658190
don't eat, coffee+cigarettes

>>10658196
I don't know. Breaking from my routine actually seems like it'll take more effort on my part and it could be boring.

>>10658194
Tried, can't get it. Not enough money to acquire it illegally.

>>10658200
I like this idea. I'm picky about coffee though and we only have instant in the house. Maybe I can get my parents to buy one of those coffee machines if I say I applied for a job and therefore deserve a reward.

>>10658030
>>10657905
Please help /jp/

>>10658221
Use Bitcoin.

>>10658220
You can try tea instead of coffee, it's easier to make.

>>10658221
just die already you piece of trash

Oh gosh I found a job listing for "confectionery merchandiser". The description is a little vague ("maximizing sales opportunities", "advising retailers", "meeting high standards") but basically this means I get to sell sweeties, right? I hope it's to children and not just to places that sell them.

Screw you, truNEETs. I'm getting this job.

Can we talk about something interesting again

I'm sick of normalfag interference and guys asking the same questions they've been asking for the past 3 NEET threads.

>>10658190
I eat only during a six hour window every day, after 3pm and before 9pm. Water and tea for meals, juice, soda, and anything else are to be drank not accompanying any food. Only water after midnight.

I always end up with poor meal choices but at least I don't get fat.

>>10658233
well then please start an interesting conversation

>>10658221
Where did you meet her?

>>10658235
collarme.com

>>10658190
Losing weight is simple, you just need to eat less calories than you spend. If actually counting them is too hard, just eat a lot less. It doesn't mean you should stop eating altogether, but eat less.

Personally I eat like a meal or two max/day and I snack every now and then.

>>10658236
I'm not an interesting guy

>>10658248
fugg don't remind me of it

>>10658248
False hope fairy more like.

>>10658248
No one mails me

>>10658249
neither am i
how do you expect an interesting conversation huh

what are NEETs going to be like in their 40s+

what will be the average NEET life expectancy

>>10658221
Again, you shouldn't do it, but if you insist, make a paypal. Link your bank account or your credit card to paypal and then transfer the funds from there. On your credit card/bank statement it'll just say "paypal payment". Then you can say it's video games or whatever the hell you want.

>>10658256
I'll mail you
>>10658258
The truNEETs will probably be dead
I'm not even joking

>>10658258
dead i hope

>>10658258
Dead, but I hope something kills me. Killing yourself sounds like a lot of work in the same way going to the store is a lot of work (even though physically it isn't).

I'm going to try meeting more Japanese girls online.

Are there any terminal illnesses that don't do anything gross or impede your ability to take it easy?

I want to sit on a hospital bed for three months and have everyone be nice to me and buy me things, then one day just die.

>>10658278
I call serious shenanigans on all these people finding Japanese girls to talk to online. Japanese girls don't use the English side of the Internet.

Maybe if you have a mixi account or something.

>>10658286
ameba.jp

>>10658286
>Japanese girls don't use the English side of the Internet.

lollin

Is there anyone here who started out as a normal but slowly grew into a truNEET. I mean a real NEET's NEET and went all the way, not just a "oh I still hang out with only one friend."

>>10658281
Narcissu is why I won't be gunning for a position with palliative care.

>>10658290
This is objectively true.

>>10658294
hikikomori =/= NEET

should I talk to her?

Do all of you have social anxiety or something?

>>10658302
He said truNEET, newfriend.

>>10658294
all of my friends started ignoring me because i constantly blew them off to be alone

>>10658308
some do but closer to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

>>10658294
I was diagnosed with social anxiety and depression in my teens, but I managed to live an ordinary life. I even went to university and attended parties. But during the whole time I was aware in the back of my head that I didn't want to be living that life, and then all the social stuff got to me so I dropped out and cut all contact with everyone. I did have one friend who was basically Misaki, but then she sent me some long text messages about how I creep her out now and she's scared of me and wants things to be how they were blah blah blah.

Right now I'm more content than I ever have been before. My best childhood memories were sick days or the times I had a week all to myself, now that's my entire life.

>>10658294
I used to be quite normal, one day I just decided that I didn't want to be around people anymore and I removed the sim card from my phone
I made sure not to tell anyone where I live so that they can't bother me

>>10658308
I don't but maybe I'm in the minority. I can socialize comfortably and pretty well (I used to accidentally make friends which was kind of annoying). Currently I just choose not to. I'm not a misanthrope or anything, I'd just rather be by myself.

>>10658294
i was never really normal in the real sense of the word because i'm fucked in the head, but i had friends and stuff though i always liked to be alone. as time passed i got more and more tired of life until one day i dropped out.

>>10658318
>>10658331
I just stumbled upon /jp/ and this thread and I'm fascinated by you guys and had to ask.

>>10658294
I had a few people I would talk to in early highschool but nobody really liked me all that much. Eventually my last decent friend drifted off to hang around other guys who he had classes with. Last couple of years of highschool was spending lunch breaks in the bathroom and skipping classes to wander around the halls. I don't know if I could've really classified myself as a normalfag back then but I was a lot more "out there" than I am now.

>>10658308
I was diagnosed with 'social phobia' but really I just think some people aren't cut out for the world of extroversion

>>10658294
>>10658316
>>10658322
How do you even lose friends normally, anyway?

Like say you don't want to be friends with John any more. Maybe he likes you, but you want to stop talking or hanging out with him. Is this one of those things where it's perfectly okay to just say "I don't want us to talk any more" or are you supposed to let John down gently? How would you even let someone down gently if you don't want to be friends?

>>10658256
I can email you too.

Will you hate me if I work out /jp/? I need to live as long as possible to enjoy my NEET life

>>10658344
Plenty of us lift. Nothing wrong with that.

>>10658339
John here
Now I'm paranoid

>>10658311
Except that's retarded. A "truNEET" is just an adult who bums around and is perfectly fine with that as a lifestyle so long as they don't die of starvation.

A hiki is something else. A really autistic hiki is another animal

>>10658339
you just slowly drift away. i never said to anyone "i don't want to see you anymore" except one time. they have/find another friends, likely better than you and you start losing the things you once had in common

>That feel when no gf

>>10658358
What state do you live in?

>>10658349
Okay John, we'll have a codeword. If I say "strawberries" during our next conversation, it definitely means I want us to stop being friends.

>>10658351
All hikis are autistic

>>10658351
I didn't say "hikikomori" because now it kind of has this /v/ and /r9k/ aura about it and I don't like throwing around weeb terms. I would say "shut-in" but a lot of people consider themselves shut in even if they have a job or attend classes.

I like 'truNEET' because I feel its a good /jp/ term for a NEET who adopts the expected solitary culture. When we say NEET its assumed that we mean a shut-in type with no friends or jobs or aspirations.

>>10658358
You could just text me it and go for the gamble

>>10658368
>I didn't say "hikikomori" because now it kind of has this /v/ and /r9k/ aura about it and I don't like throwing around weeb terms.

This is pathetic and retarded.

>>10658352
>you just slowly drift away.

But some people are so fucking irritating. You try to talk less, they compensate by making more effort. I can't have been the only person with friends like this. It's nice that they're trying to be friendly, but a friendship takes two people and if you don't want to be friends any more, how do you opt out with these people?

I actually don't have any friends (sorry John I don't know you), but this is something that bugged me a lot. I basically had to delete all my accounts, cancel my phone, and hope nobody had my address. And I'm not talking stalkers here, just people who think they're being nice and really want to hang out come on it'll be fun come on come on why not come on.

>>10658377
Once something becomes cool on the rest of 4chan I have to drop it

#hipster #2cool4school #truNEET

>>10658242
>I am a chinese prostitute in japan and I am looking for a European or American man to bring me to Europe or America. I will be your slave and do everything to please you.

>Because working a prostitute in japan is very hard. I work in a night club and give blowjob to japanese men and they only pay $20 dollars. My manager take 10 dollars off as well, so I only make $10 dollars every blowjob. And I must swallow their semen afterward or else they complain to my manager and my manager will cut my pay. Several times my clients didn't like my service, they go to my manager and I give blowjobs for free. Sometimes I anger my clients, even refunding money is not enough. They ask my manager to hit me in front of them. I kneel on the floor and my manager whip my butt. Everyone laughs.

>If I only give blowjobs, I don't make a lot of money, so I have to do other extra services, like golden shower, bondage, sm, and exhibitionism. I don't like doing those things but they bring in more money. I hate exhibitions the most. clients take me out to their homes, and they make me expose myself in front of strangers. It was very humiliating. They make me wear dog collar and leash, and they take me out to outside completely naked. Sometimes they even make me give blowjobs to strangers.

holy shit dude

ATTENTION EVERYONE THE FOLLOWING WORDS ARE BEING PHASED OUT EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY:
Hikikomori
TruNEET

THE FOLLOWING NEW WORDS ARE TO REPLACE THEM IN APPROPRIATE CONTEXTS:
Homebody
Recluse
Shut-in
Introvert

PLEASE USE THESE WORDS CAREFULLY SINCE YOU BROKE THE LAST ONES.

>>10658389
Wait so could I ship her here and put her to work? What an excellent way to make some income without having to really do anything.

>>10658394
I'm not going to conform like some normie would

>>10658262
>>10658340

>>10658395
Well, to ``ship'' her here, she would need a visa, which probably means you would need to marry her.

>>10658394
>>10658387
>>10658368

2hipster4me

>>10658386
i never had this problem. maybe i'm too much of an asshole for people to care about me that way, but if I stopped talking to someone, they never made any effort to revive the friendship. they stopped acknowledging my existence in just a few weeks of separation

>find a girl sitting by herself on ameba
>look at her blog and see what her interests are
>find something I know at least a little bit about
>introduce myself
>bring up the topic
>she can't shut up for the next 10 minutes
>i have her

this is so fun

>>10658411
where are guys like this coming from?

>>10658411
grats dude you've bagged an aspie

>>10658417
You don't want to become friends with cute Japanese girls?

>>10658419
No

Anyone here know anything about medicaid handouts

family dog passed away, buried it in the back yard in a nice spot

dad was really upset because he loved it the most, it spent all it's time hanging out with him the most

I just hope it doesn't haunt the house

Daily reminder that BF3 is still on a massive sale on the poopy origin. Get BF3 premium now and take it easy with me on the battlefield.

>>10658618
Wat. 39.99 is not a 'massive' sale. Not cheap enough yet.

>>10658618
But I would need to install Origin to play it, right?

>>10657875
>and no, she is not a gaijin bar girl, she actually gets hit on all the time from Japanese, and has had many men propose to her; a president of a company, salarymen with good salaries and even some of her coworkers. She says she didnt really like them, so she declined, but she loves me so that is why she wants to get married.
This doesn't make any fucking sense.

>>10658691
It's a retarded 20 year old who wants to get with a 35 year old japanese woman. Nothing extraordinary here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsGeXdc6nAQ

Have you accepted Jesus into your heart, yet?

Lately I've been sleeping 14-16 hours because I have nothing to look forward to when I get up

What motivates you guys to get up every day?

>>10658966
As of late, working/riding the bike. After that, nice weather and nice fragrant air.

>>10658957
but I don't want to join a cult

>>10658957
There's nothing surprising about this since churches tend to encourage altruism. Part of that altruism also involves trying to 'save' them through conversion.

>>10658986
Guess what. Religion =/= cult, or a 'bad' word for religion. Go back to grade school please.

My mother is going for surgery or something tomorrow, something cosmetic with her eyes. I don't understand why people get cosmetic surgeries so I didn't really bother to listen. She'll be at my aunt's house for the next few days and is leaving me $50 for food.

This is shaping up to be a pretty nice week. I get the house to myself, tons of money for food, and a car with a half tank of gas. I wonder what I should get for lunch tomorrow.

>>10659001
Eat cheap and put the rest in savings.

>>10658993
the only reason churches want to "save" people is to cut a 10% cut of their future salaries

>>10658957
I want to be part of a christian neet support team and help cute neets. But I don't want to leave my room.

>>10659021
Gosh you sure are a constructive poster and not some whiney blogger

>>10658411
There are streams on ameba?

>>10659050
Gee Jim that post sure was needed and not at all pointless like mine

>>10659050
Maybe you should find Jesus and not be so mean.

>>10659107
Yeah, it wasn't, George

After 6 years of NEETing, I'll finally start work tomorrow.. still scared though..

Has anyone else made plans to make sure they can stay financially secure? I occasionally trade stocks online and put the funds in my savings account. I have no expenses since I live with my family.

Although I think I might move out. My sister and mom always complain about how I only go to the kitchen and bathroom whenever I leave my room and it's annoying

>>10659238
I have about 32k in savings right now, my father is retiring and I slowly talked him into getting a life insurance plan since he hasn't ever had one, and I think he's going to do it after he's finished retiring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwgd8uP5hI8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn3BH3kC81A

>>10659238
no

if my parents die I'll probably end up in the gaol or dead

>>10659238
buying all the gold i can, once america collapses ill be rich as HELL

the only thing I have outdoors is Moon class.
>>10659238
planning to attend comp-sci college next year. The NEET thing is just temporary for me.

>>10659298
>NEET thing is temporary

shameful

i want to share a NEET snack recipe i created in my kitchen


you will need some graham crackers, some sweet pickles, and some peanut butter

you take two slices of graham crackers and give them a good amount of peanut butter all over them, then you take some sweet pickles (I usually use about 4) and place them evenly over one cracker. place the other cracker on top and then you have yourself a NEET snack

>>10659288
A lesson never to get into debt

shameful jew cock monglers

>>10659292
aus?

>>10659001
>and a car with a half tank of gas
But you shouldn't want to go nowhere..

>>10659447
You've got me mistaken for some kind of hikikomori. There are lots of farm and mountain roads that are fun to drive as well as some places in city along nice roads that have great food.

>>10657920
Of course, so long we can work together and you do the talking/social part.

>>10658150
..why would someone make a plugin to get past it, it's not rocket science..
And those comments, good god what a bunch of retards.

>>10659512
because it's easier than doing the cookie thing and faster

>>10659524
It doesn't seem easier when half the comments are IT DOESN'T WORK SHALL I WAIT A WEEK FOR YOU TO FIX IT? instead of jsut doing it the normal way.

>>10658308
Like some other anon said, schizotypal personality disorder. It's not the same as schizoid, but details, details... Both make you pretty avoidant or asocial.

My Dad has money I just hope he doesn't waste it all before he dies

>>10659873
Then kill him.

>>10660213
That's mean.

Why did the janitor stop enforcing the "one NEET thread at a time" rule?

Is it easy to die from drinking too much? It seems like an easy way out if so

>>10659288
>extroverts not understanding that some people prefer to be alone

the nigerian guy's story was depressing as fuck though

>>10660400
I remember learning how to calculate the letal dose in school. Here's a website: http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine

>>10660565
Thanks, that's a pretty interesting site. I meant by alcohol though.

>>10660580
You can choose any beverage (alcoholic or not).

Anyone else here mainly watch streams all day long?

>>10657328
I dated this Japanese girl I met off japan-guide about 3 years ago.

She would talk to me over Skype and even sent me a Tenga flip-hole from amazon for my 19th birthday. I wish I was making this up because I miss her.

>>10660747
She should have gotten you something rare/expensive for us western proles, like a japanese-only game.

>>10661232
>implying we can't pirate it or import it

>>10660747
I'm really jealous.