/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If you're into bestiality

like an animal's.

depends what kind of youkai it is

>>10650787
what does Ghost pussy taste like?

>>10650791
Mystia`s pussy taste like chicken.

QUALITY thread.

Having sex with a vampire like Remilia and Flandre may be considered as Pedophilia?

>>10650780
Why is her necklace a dick?

>>10650823
Necrophilia.

>>10650823
no. necrophilia

>>10650832
But vampire pussy still taste good?

I'm sure it feels heavenly to screw and cum inside a stronger and superior being. Especially on an instinctual level.

Having sex with Kyouko Kasodani is the best Doggy style.

Looks like the "which 2hu fuck" or "which 2hu smelliest NEET pussy" fags are getting more subtle.

pantsu is my favorite fetish

>>10650780
I dunno about the pussy, but Cirno runs around barefoot quite a bit, her soles have an aftertaste of little girl sweat, dirt, grass, and muddy water.

Also, your tongue would stick to her flesh, just as it would get stuck on an icy pole. Cirno's flesh freezes

>>10650925
I am licking Cirno`s pussy everyday because her pussy taste like ice cream.

Rumia...

>>10650938
Touhou`s most delicious pussy.

>>10650942
Little girl pussy tastes like pee.

>>10650951
Loli pussy is my fetish and i like her pee

>>10650951
No they taste like sugar and cute.

>>10650988
Pee is pretty cute in my opinon.

>>10650988
Licking loli pussy is cute

>>10650951
Only if the loli is a 6 years old brat.

An older loli will never go to school smelling like pee. They've got a thing called PRIDE.

>>10651003
What do you consider an older loli?

>>10650993
But pee doesn't actually come out of the vagoo.

>>10651029
Where do you think the drops of pee go if they don't wipe?

>>10651038
In my mouth.

>>10651052
Good one.

>>10651088
moar pls.

>>10651098
No.

>>10651012
A loli between 4th grade and 6th grade.

>>10650836
Don't know. But it definitely feels cold.

>>10650851
I'd say Momiji is better.

>>10651222
Personally I think 6th grade can be a bit of a stretch, but I guess it works in some cases.

>>10650838
Makes sense. Impregnating Yukari must feel truly awesome.

>>10651302
Loli Yukari is best Yukari.

>>10651254
>in some cases
6th grade = 11 years old

In most countries, especially in Asian countries, girls don't hit puberty AT ALL until they are 12-13. It's the rule, not the exception.

I don't know about American girls, though.

>jp

>>10651321
Oh wow, is this the porn thread?

>>10650838
Is that guy black guys have a thing for white women?

>>10650823
They are about 500 years old. Law can't do shit!

>>10650838
Is that like how black guys have a thing for white women?

our new touhou is so fuckable

>>10651442
Sick fuck

T-too much l-lewd p-porn g-g-guys !!!!

>>10650925
And also they probably contain parasites and such

come home lewd man!

I think this thread requires some music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEg

>>10651469
more?

The janitor is outta town.
It's time to party!

>>10651487
Why she doesn't have hat?

>>10651424
One could argue that it's not about age, but body maturity.

What 2hu has the puffiest vulva?

i guess i`m done posting touhou loli pron here.

good night guys.

>>10651521
I just went on there and there is TONS dood.

>>10651469
Do they have lewd 2hu stuff there?

>>10651523
Like TONS?

>>10651499
Law only takes age into account, otherwise it would be discriminatory.

>>10651511
Dem nips

>>10651534
Then we would have to know the Law of Gensokyo for this issue.

>>10651534
Age is discriminatory

>>10651544
Well, it has been an accepted discriminatory parameter so far.

Body development used as determinant of pedocrime would cause quite the controversy.

>>10651499
It's not about body maturity, it's about emotional and psychological maturity. That's why it's not legal to sleep with precocious puberty kids, while it is fine to sleep with that women who haven't ever gone through puberty as long as they are adults.

Why are you faggots discussing again the inexistent laws of consent age from an inexistent place? Why wouldn't you rather discuss the real ones and do something about them so you can get a true 9 year old then dress her as your favorite Touhou and finally do it.

>>10651571
Sex in real life and sex in Gensokyo are both equally (un)likely to happen. They are comparable, therefore.

>>10651552
In you're case you'd still be convicted either way.

>>10651332
Don't care, I hate middle school kids.

>>10651571
3DPD, no thanks.

>>10651638
That's what I'm trying to say. 11 year olds aren't middle schoolers. Why do people like >>10651254 refuse to consider them lolis?

>>10651608
They'll never caught me alive.

>>10651571
>inexistent

>>10651652
6th grade is middle school. The first few months of middle school is the point at which they stop being cute and become an eyesore and a headache instead.

>>10651666
>6th grade is middle school
6th grade is the last year of elementary school.

>>10651689
Where I grew up it was the first year of middle school.

>>10651340

>>10650780

>>10651767
You forgot about the hands.

>>10651798
Gloves.

I feel as though cunnilingus would be nice, as it would be quite pleasurable for the girl, which would make me quite happy.
2D and 3D (if they cared about me and I cared about them, about as likely as 2D)

>>10651653
>caught

>>10651824
>as it would be quite pleasurable for the girl
No, it wouldn't. I speak from experience.

Cunnilingus is disgusting and reserved for cuckolds and submissive types

>>10651919

Experience of what? Because you're a monster who did something ridiculously retarded to that girl's vagina it means girls don't like people licking their vagina?

/jp/ please stop with the delusions.

>>10651932
Maybe he just sucked at it.

What's your favorite masturbator?

>>10651932
Maybe you're just so used to sexual stimulation it takes a lot for you to feel anything anymore

>>10651928
No, I was on the receiving end. It was so boring, I felt embarrassed for him.

>>10651925

You don't want to put your tounge in a sweaty girl's crotch?

I call you kind of people homosexuals.

>>10651932
>hey guys im a girl ;)
Shut the FUCK up, feminist.

>>10651932

>Look at me make things up on the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0

>>10651932
He was either terrible or you have low sensitivity.

>>10651937
Fuckin gross dude
I have honor

I'm not going to kneel before any woman or man and gargle their genitals like a subservient squid.

>>10651697
Where you grew up, most people hit puberty at 11. Makes sense I guess.

>>10651935
>>10651936
>>10651941
>>10651943
>>10651944
By the way, I'm talking about Currybutt.

>>10651956
>I have honor
That and ninety nine cents will get you a cup of coffee.

>>10651956
Try 69ing.

>>10651944

How can anyone be terrible at licking vagina?

I don't understand what you could possibly do wrong unless you're literally retarded.

I'm not saying that lightly, I'm talking about stuff like literally having down-syndrome. I just don't understand what could go wrong, you just switch between licking their clit and licking/shoving your tongue in their vagina, what is there to fuck up?

>>10651956
Would you lick a really, really cute 4th grader's sweaty ass after P.E. class?

>>10651964
I've heard even a dog can do it.

>>10651935
>>10651936
>>10651944
Or maybe they're just overrated. It doesn't necessarily have to be my fault. It's barely better than getting your arms licked or something.
>>10651941
Why did you assume I'm a feminist? I'm not.

>>10651962
Where can I get some 99 cent coffee cups?

>>10651964
Depends on the person. If you are just licking randomly, not focusing on a particular area at the right time or taking it too slowly/lightly you could just numb them after a while.

>>10651956

I WANT to do it though.

>>10651966

Exactly my point. Even if you just lick randomly I mean what the fudge it's still going feel good.

>>10651964
This why girls irl are such a waste, they are inconsiderate and feel that the world is out there to please them and nothing else.

>>10651956

I want a subservient squid to gargle my genitals.

>>10651967
Please answer my question!

>>10651968
Empty coffee cups are more like ten cents, but I'm not sure where you could buy a single coffee cup.

>>10651970
Only if every other kid watches and laughs at her.

>>10651962
It also allows me to get up in the morning and stand tall

>>10651966
dogs have big floppy tongues

>>10651971
Yeah because you've been conditioned by feminism to be subservient

>>10651970
As if anyone, ever, would refuse that.

>>10651970

yes definitely

>>10651981
>>10651970

>That one guy who comes into higurashi/umineko threads and does this

>>10651971
>feel good.
Not the same as giving them an orgasm.

>>10651970
Why would there be sweat between her ass cheeks? It's not like she is using her butt for anything.

>>10651975
I don't own a masturbator.

>>10651972
I want a selfish, spoiled loli ojousama to force me to lick her vagina.

>>10651987
Yep, it's me.

>>10651982

>Yeah because you've been conditioned by feminism to be subservient

Trolling.

It turns me on. I want their juices all over my face and mouth while I jack off.

>>10651996
What do you use, then?

>>10652004
You're missing out.

>>10651983
Some people find butts disgusting even when they are horny.

>>10652001
A hand, like everyone.

>>10652000
It turns you on because you've been trampled upon by them and its all you know. I don't blame you, it isn't your fault, its your environment.

You could try reconditioning yourself to drop social norms or something, I don't know. Good luck.

>>10651994
Are you retarded? Think about the spot on the body that produces most sweat. The armpits, right? Do you use your armpits for anything?

talk to the hand
cuz the face ain't listening

>>10652011
I'm pretty sure most degenerate Japanese media wasn't secretly written by feminists.

>>10652011
This is literally and objectively true.

>>10652005
Probably not. Masturbation is pretty boring anyway.

>>10652014
No, but nip nerds think that they're utterly worthless. That implies things.

>>10652022
You can find nip nerds into anything you can do with a girl, whether it's brutally ripping them apart or having them stomp your dick. All it means is that people have a wide variety of turn-ons.

>>10652019
What do you even have to live for? Your whole existence sounds so depressing that it pains even me.

>>10652008
But the loli is really cute. How can such a cute creature have a sweaty ass? It's illogical.

Checkmate.

>>10652017

This is literally and objectively the same person as; >>10652011

>>10652019

You're just a dumb cunt who doesn't have a right to an opinion on this because her sexual organs or part of the brain that processes sexual pleasure is broken.

I'm serious, shut the fuck up. You don't have the right to call anyone terrible at sex. You would probably just sit there and get fucked like a dead body anyway, and complain during it to boot. If you have an inability to get pleasure from sexual activity, which would be due to a physical defect in your body, then don't fucking speak your opinion on the matter because you don't have a right to an opinion on this matter. Dumb cunt entitled bitch.

I would rape you just to hear you bitch about it.

>>10652028
Actually yours does
When masturbation is your sole reason to go on thats pretty depressing and painful.

>>10652033
I've heard rape is actually more arousing than regular sex.

ITT: Normalfags rip apart a girl

Leave her alone you brutes or you'll be dealing with me

>>10652040
>a girl
That's the most doubtful part of the whole story.

>>10652027
No one is going to eat your ridiculous bull.

>>10652040
You want me to rip you apart too? Just try me, punk.

>>10652033

How buttmad can you be? If you're really solely into 2D, then why do you care?

>>10652028
Nothing, really. I'm pretty much just passing time. I can't find any goals to accomplish, and find few things fun.
>>10652033
>You're just a dumb cunt who doesn't have a right to an opinion on this because her sexual organs or part of the brain that processes sexual pleasure is broken.
Well, at least I'm not a sociopath.

And by the way, I'm not the kind to complain. I just sort of go away.

>>10652042
A girl will never eat your ridiculous bull ;_;

>>10652032
The deliciousness of a lolis buttsweat is directly proportional to the cuteness of the loli.

Cunnilingus isn't fun. I've been on the giving end once (the closest I ever got to intercourse) because I wanted to repay the girl for letting me experiment with her elsewhere. It was boring and hairy. Especially unfun if you have taste and prefer unshaven.

>>10652033
If you're the person defending cunnilingus I can see why you're so defensive. The prospect of you not being able to fulfill your purpose of pleasuring a girl is very disturbing to you. Not everyone likes oral sex. Some people don't even like sex. I'd much rather cuddle and lick a girl everywhere *but* her crotch and butt.

So glad I'm asexual. You neurotypicals have no taste.

>>10652053
Not madbro but it seems kind of strange that you don't enjoy masturbation. Have you ever had a real orgasm before? Not every one can get them regularly. A doctor's trip might be a good idea if that's the case.

>>10652053
He's mad that a girl had the audacity to show her face around here.

I was completely sure it was a shitposter at first, but then, there are a few female mental basket cases floating around, so you never know.

>>10652048
>A girl will never eat your ridiculous bull ;_;
Better whip those poster boys into lynching me before my attitude starts sounding reasonable enough.

>>10652061
I think it was supposed to be a euphemism.

>>10652056

You can get out, too, normallord.

>>10652056
>Cunnilingus isn't fun.
Not always. Depends on how clean it is down there. If it's shaven it's fine. Longer is alright too, it's when it's grown out a little that its prickly as fuck.

>>10652059
>He's mad that a girl had the audacity to show her face around here.

And that the girl didn't live up to his ideals. What a chump.

>>10652064
K brb

>>10652063
It doesn't matter: my reply works equally well in all cases.

>>10652057

I have, but I'm not a girl. I'm a kissless virgin.

>>10652059

That just seems silly. The anger at girls stems for a latent frustration because you want to fuck them, I'm only to 2D, so I don't have that problem. Lets girls be girls,I don't give a fuck.

Any JIDLUO otaku here?

I find it hilarious that people on /jp/ are giving out tips and actually claiming to speak for experience on sexual acts with another person.

Spring Break /jp/ '13

>>10652069
>And that the girl didn't live up to his ideals. What a chump.
All the girls in /jp/ that I know details about are fucked in the head in some way or another.

Maybe the ones who aren't crazy just keep quiet.

>>10652072
It's more of a "you go be a girl over there where I can't see you" kind of thing. The same attitude that a lot of normal people have towards gays.

>>10652076
I'm assuming they're shitposting ironically but as time goes by my faith in that grows lower and lower.

>>10652047

You probably just come to this board to do something along the lines of "laugh at how pathetic the guys on /jp/ are" to make yourself feel better about how fucking useless and un-needed you actually are.

>>10652053

Why would you think I'm solely into 2D? Is it you're first day here?

>>10652056

>The prospect of you not being able to fulfill your purpose of pleasuring a girl

You think I want to eat you out because it brings you pleasure?

Dumb bitch, it's just a fetish I get off too. I don't do it because it pleases you.

>asexual

Asexual's don't exist. You were just talking about having sexual intercourse with someone you fucking dumb piece of stupid shit.

>Cunnilingus isn't fun.

You speak for every girl on the planet? What kind of stupid piece of shit with an inflated ego are you? Do you really think you have the justification to make that fucking dumb claim you just made?

>>10652077
Milk, Cameron, Pygma... Off the top of my head?

>>10652055
How can the loli go to school everyday without feeling embarrassed by the fact that she has an ass? How can the boys resist the urge to expose her ass and break her childish pride?

>>10652057
>Have you ever had a real orgasm before?
That wasn't my post, but I'll reply to you anyway.

I think I have, but how can I be sure? I've never experienced it from the perspective of someone else.
>>10652059
>there are a few female mental basket cases floating around, so you never know.
There's a "lot" of girls on 4chan now. Sorry, but it's the truth. I'm not trying to piss anyone off, but that's just how things are.
>>10652081
>You probably just come to this board to do something along the lines of "laugh at how pathetic the guys on /jp/ are" to make yourself feel better about how fucking useless and un-needed you actually are.
No, that's a blatant lie. I genuinely enjoy things from /jp/.

>>10651987
>and does this
What does he do exactly?

>>10652085
I thought Cameron was a boy. I've only seen the one picture.

>>10652087
>>10652081
And by the way, >>10652056 wasn't even me.

How did such a wonderful thread turn into /r9k/ shit? Women ruin everything.

>>10652081

Oh, you're a fag. OK, fine.

>>10652072

>ur just mad at girls because you cant fuck them

I could fuck a girl anytime I want, I could pick anyone of these dumb fucking bitches in this thread and have the power to rape them.

I'm mad at them because they're fucking stupid, and say stupid shit constantly in places where they don't belong on subjects they shouldn't be talking about.

>>10652098
And more importantly, what does it have to do with Higurashi and Umineko?

>>10652087
>There's a "lot" of girls on 4chan now. Sorry, but it's the truth. I'm not trying to piss anyone off, but that's just how things are.
Which is true, but doesn't contradict what I said at all.

Please make sure to proofread your posts to make sure you are not misusing chan features, such as quoting and spoilers. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community.

>>10652107
>tfw nobody misused spoilers in the thread before you mention it

>>10652087

You don't enjoy anything here but being a fucking stupid bitch of a feminist cunt who pretends to be apart of something she's not.

Pic related.

>>10652107
Sorry its ladies' night on /jp/

This was a wonderful thread. Why did it turn into pure shit?

I wish every woman in the world was dead except the few women I care about/I'd care about if I knew them.

>>10652068
It isn't fun *to me*. I was just playing devil's advocate as someone on the other end who also does not enjoy oral sex. I'd never want to recieve it either.

Just stick a vibrator down there. It can do better than you ever will unless you're "exciting and dangerous" to the girl and have a gross long serpent tongue.

>>10652081
>This guy thinks I'm a girl.

I have fetishes too but I'm not going to fucking force them on people who don't like them. Oral sex is a pretty common fetish activity. I've never had sexual intercourse and the prospect disgusts me. I have many fetishes but none of them involve producing children. Ergo, I'm asexual.

>>10652096
Considering people post anonymously. I wonder how many hundreds of threads and thousands of posts you have been ok with have been girls all this time? Of course the ones that are overt are going to be annoying.

>>10651426
Yes.

God 4chan is the cancer of imageboards. Getting angry t a bunch of girls? You're no better than /b/, just another bunch of legionfags.

>>10652111
Please do not misuse the quoting feature.

>>10652110
Because the sight of a girl in /jp/ makes some people astoundingly angry.

More importantly, loli vaginas

>>10652126
You should try being a little more subtle.

>>10652114
I don't understand where you get the feminist part from. I'm not a feminist. I don't hate men at all (in fact, I tend to get along better with them) and I don't thing that women in the western world needs more "rights" since sexes are already equal here.

>>10652111

You might as well be a feminist cunt with the things you're saying.

No difference.

> I've never had sexual intercourse and the prospect disgusts me.

That's because there is something physically wrong and defective with your body.

>>10652111
Do any of your fetishes involve another organism or object other than yourself? If so, not asexual.

>>10652086
Whenever I see cute elementary schooler, I like to imagine her ass. No, I go crazy over the fact that she's got an ass! It's so embarrassing! And she know it! DAAAAMN.

Would you go behind enemy lines to save /jp/ with Milk?

>>10652131
>No difference.
I could invite some real feminists into this thread if you really think you wouldn't notice the difference.

>>10652122
So... anyone can say "btw im a girl" to certainly ruin a thread? That's scary.

>>10652140
You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you?

Keep up the good work.

>>10652138
No, you have to continue the discussion after that.

I don't even blame the guy who's making the astoundingly angry posts, because I know the reason for it.

>>10652140
Someone realistically make milk a beautiful black lady.

Notice how the discussion continues with the one who's vocally emotional.

This is how the world keeps going.

If you have "autism", relax. They'll handle their own messes.

>>10652142
>because I know the reason for it.
Tell us more.

>>10652121
I will missuse your body and put it in a barrel full of concrete and throw it in the ocean.

>>10652127
Sex is intercourse. Anything else is a perversion of that. I don't care. Label me whatever. I'd rather not be labelled at all.

>>10652131
I'm so against the feminist movement it would make your head spin. But this isn't about me, it's about you, anon. The world revolves around you and your fetishes. Anyone who doesn't abide by them must be a defective model.

> I've never had sexual intercourse and the prospect disgusts me.
That's because there is something physically wrong and defective with your body.

Are you:
(a) African American
(b) Hispanic

Whatafuck man. this thread is a SHIT

>>10652150
It's a mystic female thing, like the motherly desire to protect and period premonitions. You'd never get it.

>>10652132
You are a sick freak and anyone who agrees with you is another sick freak.

MEN ARE ASSHOLES.

>>10652150
Being consistently hostile towards people who are not chronic shitposters or defective people generally tends to drive them off, so if you want to resist an influx of people you don't like, you flame them even if you're not seething yourself.

Or, it might just be that he's genuinely astoundingly mad. It's hard to tell.

>>10652086
I can kinda understand why girls are so sensitive about being sexualized. Imagine having a really erotic body and knowing that any man who looks at it will want to violate it with all their might. Imagine bending over to pick something up and knowing that anyone who looks at you are just restraining themselves from getting behind you and sticking it right into you.

>>10652159
>African American
What?

They breed the most, why would intercourse disgust him if he was black?

>>10652111
>unless you're "exciting and dangerous" to the girl and have a gross long serpent tongue.

That's just a silly, highly inexperienced statement.

>>10652161
Yeah, that's why I never walk barefoot or with sandals anymore. I was seriously disturbed by the number of feet fetishists.

>>10652132
Yeah I think about things like that too. I can't trust myself to be around kids. As soon as I see a cute kid my heart races and my mind becomes a mess of lewd thoughts. It is pretty incredible how even the cutest of girls have something as shameful as an ass.

>>10652161
/jp/ creams itself fantasizing about such things every day.

>>10652158
>MEN ARE ASSHOLES.

No, men are dicks. Women are assholes. And sometimes dicks fuck assholes.

>>10652161
Well uh
Women dress pretty slutty these days
Tight revealing clothes everywhere

Something tells me most are pretty ok with being sexualized. Not to mention they do it to men too. There have been studies that say women stare down crotches and asses of men quite often.

>>10652176
That was terrible.

janny pls nuke this shiddy thread...

>>10652158
>>>/tumblr/

>>10652159
>Label me whatever. I'd rather not be labelled at all.

You applied that stupid fucking label to yourself in the first place, so obviously not.

You could have said something like "I have a low libido and don't enjoy sexual things very much". Which is what an intelligent person says, but when you say "asexual", that implies a whole lot of extremely fucking dumb things that CAN'T exist without either brain damage, mutilated sexual organs, a physical defect in your body of some kind, or being on drugs.

That's it. You're not an "asexual" without atleast one of those things.

>>10652160

I'm genuinely really fucking mad.

Some people said some shit in this thread that really sets me off. I typically forget these people ever come to /jp/ but when I'm reminded I get really fucking mad. Someone said something about spring break earlier, is it actually spring break? Is that just why this is happening?

>>10652161
That's why people don't like it when you sexualize children.

Lolis aren't prepared to accept the fact that every boy in the classroom is trying to imagine them naked. That's why their moms make them believe that only grown women can be attractive.

>>10652182

Pretty sure it was from this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cV_q-mVAAA

>>10652182
It was such a good thread though..... Why did the shitposter brigade have to come here??

>>10652161
Girls also derive power from the sexualization of their bodies. That's why rape is so horrifying to them. They lose control over one of the few domains they control.

Men used to derive power from their bodies as well. Now we just have machines to do heavy lifting, so men are useless and they are of course mad about this.

>>10652166
Share with us your wild sexual experiences, anon.

>>10652172
I meant to quote the really mad guy. I'm the one whose body he said was defective.

>>10652194
>Some people said some shit in this thread that really sets me off.
Like...?

>>10652140

Speaking of vaginas... I bet that one is completely unappealing to look at. Maybe even disgusting.

>>10652161
Except most women are pretty disgusting and not sexually attractive at all. There are only a few exceptions out there. If I had pictures of my sisters I would include them too.

>>10652194
>Someone said something about spring break earlier, is it actually spring break?

I'm afraid it is indeed spring break, my fellow worried /jp/er friend.

It was just a matter of time until even /jp/ got overrun with normals. I always saw this board as the final level of minas tirith with the orcs trying to break the door... But there's no Rohan to save the day or ghost army...

I'm not a /tg/er I just really liked the movie.

>>10652200


It started here; >>10651919

>>10652201
I think she has a cute full bush down there.

>>10652194
Well I'd be quickest to label myself asexual just to avoid being grouped with your kind.

I have a pretty high libido actually. I was just sexually traumatized at a young age so I transfer my urges to other things.

>>10652132
>>10652169
How the heck are asses shameful? And prepubescent kids can't feel shame anyways.

>>10652212
take deep breaths and count to ten friend, i will rub your back and make you some nice hot tea... it will be okay.... *hugs*

:(

>>10652240
>How the heck are asses shameful?

I-I don't even know how to respond to this.

>>10652240

It's embarrassing as fuck to have an ass.

>>10652240
>>10652251
Having one isn't shameful, but displaying it publicly obviously is.

>>10652240
>prepubescent kids can't feel shame anyways.
Another baseless, illogical lie brought to you by feminists.

>>10652189
>Lolis aren't prepared to accept the fact that every boy in the classroom is trying to imagine them naked.

Well they should get used to it. Hell, I was discussing the merits of vaginas with other boys as far back as the third grade, and in the 5th grade had a wonderful fantasy conversation with a friend of mine about slowly penetrating a classmate for the first time. It was surprisingly graphic and accurate. I still marvel at how much we got right before we really knew anything at all.

>>10652169
When a loli eats in front of you, it's like she is saying "Look, look! Where do you think all this food is going? I have an ass! Laugh at me! Fap to me!"

>>10652225

>I have a pretty high libido actually. I was just sexually traumatized at a young age so I transfer my urges to other things.

You can feed your stupid bullshit to tumblr psychologist101 girls and any other drones who can't independently think, but anyone who has a working brain isn't going to eat that shit you're feeding them because it's BULLSHIT, B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. BULLSHIT.

Go back to /lgbt/ with your fake labels.

>>10652216

more like BLUE WAFFLE.

>>10652212
I don't know why my post bothers you so much.

>>10652255

>It's embarrassing to fuck an ass.

fixed.

>>10652249
I'm stealing all your images.

>>10652254
I'm 24 and I still haven't discussed the merits of vaginas with other boys, nor have I had wonderful fantasy conversations about penetrating anyone.

>>10652261

I've ran out of fuel.

>>10652240
Ephraim sauntered, wiggling his buttock-augmentation. Life couldn't get any better. This, he knew, was due to an incontrovertible fact:

Naked asses are the final equalizer. Everyone's got an ass and, if honestly appraised, they all look ridiculous.

Imagine Saddam naked, awkwardly bending for the soap. Or Osama squatting in a humid cave. Don't seem so threatening now do they?

The ass has equalized.

But Ephraim thought he had the system beat. His logic; if all asses are ridiculous than mine will be the most ridiculous of them all.

I will be King of all Asses.

A difficult point to argue.

>>10652254
Did you suck each other's dicks for practice?

>>10652268
I seriously wish I could find someone irl to have a conversation with who didn't start bringing up his gf or how many times he's gotten laid or how much he loves "pussy'

>>10652269
Okay then. I'm genuinely curious, though.
>>10652272
This situation is one of the few things that turn me on.

>>10652271

Saved.

I honestly think that's something you just came up with too.

>>10652283
Do you want to practice with me then?

>>10652254
>a wonderful fantasy conversation with a friend of mine about slowly penetrating a classmate
>5th grade
Pedophiles.

>>10652269
now that that is all settled, let's all cuddle on the couch under the blankie and paint each other's toenails, we can braid our hair too, it will be nice and fun and relaxing :-)

>>10652288
I don't have a cock, and it's not the same if we're both adults anyway.

>>10652259
As someone whose been labeled with various psychological disorders for my entire life, I actually really hate sexual labels. I consider homosexuality a fetish. I don't know why you're grouping me with tumblr or that new board.

>http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10609907#p10611763
This was actually the post that got me to passively identitfy as asexual. I could go on into the details of my private life but I'll spare you.

If you still think something's wrong with me after that, welll....

Have fun licking vaginas anon. Be fruitful and multiply. We really need more people like you in the world.

>>10652271
Butts don't make people equal just because everyone has one. Some have more attractive butts than others. It's like saying death makes everyone equal. It's a big fucking lie.

>>10652268

Yes, but the likelihood of other boys in your classes throughout your education doing so is quite high. Perhaps you were just the odd man out.

This thread went places.

You guys take this sex thing way too seriously.

>>10652283

You know why I hate you.

>>10652288

Of course she doesn't. She's too good for you because she's a beautiful 10/10 in her mind. (Obese unhygienic yaoi fangirl dumbass feminist with an ugly facial structure and bad skin)

>>10652293

Why are you nice to me? Seeing that post makes me less mad and I enjoyed reading it, but I can't on Earth understand the motive.

>>10652290

Can a 5th grader even be a pedo for fantasizing over other 5th graders. Man, if so, then most 5th grade boys are pedophiles.

Quick, lock up 5th grade boys that make advances on their female classmates! We must protect the girls!

>>10652302
The invading normals flipped the fuck out over it.

I think its because the people here who have sex think since they aren't virgins they're experts on the subject.

>>10652297
>Some have more attractive butts than others
That doesn't matter. Beautiful butts, sexy butts, ugly butts, disgusting butts, loli butts... All of them, without exception, look ridiculous.

>>10652318
>You know why I hate you.
I'm still not sure if it's jealousy, pure misogyny, or both.

>Of course she doesn't. [...]
See the real explanation: >>10652295

>>10652318
>(Obese unhygienic yaoi fangirl dumbass feminist with an ugly facial structure and bad skin)

Nailed it. Congrats.

>>10652327
>All of them, without exception, look ridiculous.
I don't agree with you. Butts are shameful for other reasons, not how they look.

>>10652325
The homo who sperged out about cunnilingus admitted to never having performed or recieved it.

>>10652331

>real explanation

No.

>'m still not sure if it's jealousy, pure misogyny, or both.
>jealousy

Of what?

What do you have that I want?

>>10652313
I realized I was a pedo when I entered 5th grade. I fell in love with my little brother's "girlfriend", who was 7.

I really liked my female classmates too, while every other boy fapped to the young teachers.

My tastes never changed.

>>10652341
>No.
Yes. I'm turned on by the idea of little boys exploring each other. They're really cool and adorable. This is why I turned down his offer. Neither of us are boys.

>What do you have that I want?
I don't know. That's why I was asking you why you were so mad.

>>10652345
Why are they shameful then? I think their shape is fucking ridiculous and humiliating.

Were any of you into children before getting into otaku culture?

>>10652318
being nice to people makes me feel good. ever since I stopped being mad on 4chan and was just nice to people, it's made me feel so much better. even if people insult me I will still try to be nice to them. it makes me sad to see people feeling hurt and hurting others, i wish i could help everyone who is hurting inside on /jp/ because i love /jp/ and i do not want to see people feeling bad here because this is a special place for me and you are my friends and i do not want my friends to feel sad...

>>10652354
Of course. Why are you even asking that?

>>10652318
I didn't notice I was feeding the attention whore, I'm sorry.

>>10652350
It's too gross I can't say it.

>>10652352
Assuming people are jealous of you just because you're a girl, or misogynistic just because they don't like you, are goods way to raise paranoia and general hostility on the boards. He just had a heart attack over people having different tastes then him.

>>10652318
>Why are you nice to me? Seeing that post makes me less mad and I enjoyed reading it, but I can't on Earth understand the motive.
Here's a hint into this anon's neurotype.

>>10652354
>Were any of you into girls before discovering the Internet?
Derp.

>>10652350

Because of social conditioning.

If you grew up in a nudist colony they wouldn't be ridiculous or humiliating. Societal doctrines made them that way, the answer to this has been ridiculously obvious.

>>10652352

You know why I hate you, please stop pretending as if you don't. I'm not going to list out the obvious when both you and me already know why I hate you.

>>10652374
Well, I gave him a chance to explain himself, and he refuses to >>10652376 can you really blame me for trying to understand by myself?

>>10652374
what is a neurotype?

>>10652388
A word I used sarcastically. Like neurotypical.

>>10652347

That's just weird, and I don't buy it for a second.

I can't imagine that every other boy never looked at their classmates. It's impossible and completely unrealistic.

>>10652376
What crosses a socially conditioned loli's mind when some bully pulls her pants down and her ass gets exposed?

>>10652374

>neurotype

Pseudoscience umbrella terms for the sake of fabricating umbrella terms? You think you can "analyze" someone don't you? You actually think you know who the fuck I am or how I think or how I act?

>He just had a heart attack over people having different tastes then him.

Why don't you take your pretentious analyzation skills and use them to figure out why I got so angry in the first place.

>>10652381

I hate you because you're a normal female who displays the common traits of normal modern females in the first world.

>>10652388
Why do you always use Sherlock images.

>>10652403
Wow, so mysterious, so deep. Wow.

>>10650780
I dunno, I guess so. Perhaps ear licking may enhance the experience.

>>10652279
You can't find me because I never go anywhere. I don't like to talk to people.

>>10652352
>I'm turned on by the idea of little boys exploring each other.

Wow, an actual BL fan. Fascinating.

Why can't all women just drop dead?

I'm tired of seeing their disgusting selves on the internet.

>>10652399
i don't know i just have a lot of them, they make me smile. i wasn't intentionally using them actually, it just ended up that way. I'm sorry if it seemed like I was avatarfagging, I just like posting cute pics sometimes even if they are not related to what I am saying

>>10652298
>Perhaps you were just the odd man out.
Perhaps?

>>10652396
Not him, but in general I think boys are attracted to older-looking girls. They want twenty-something "hot" models from their magazines and movies, or that smoking teacher from class 3-B. Even when they date, I noticed the boys in my class went for the girls who wore so much makeup they looked about 30.

Of course this doesn't apply to everyone and most people are attracted to some people their own age, but there's certainly a gravitation towards older women from the early teens. Not sure if it's an inherent part of boys' brains or if it's some sort of Zionist media programming at work.

>>10652407
Ear wax does not taste good though. I hope you avoid the hole at least.

>>10652396
That's what they said. Even if they were lying, they certainly didn't like the lolis as much as I did.

I don't know why some people find it so hard to believe. The whole "kids can't be pedos" bullshit is annoying.

>>10652398
But I'm not a normal. I bet you say that just because I had sex once. Well, you don't necessarily have to be a normal for that, you know. And I didn't even like it.
>>10652405
I can't tell if that was sarcasm.

>>10652409
That's pretty selfish of you.

I'm laughing just picturing what this landwhale garbage looks like.

>>10652093
Women are fine. Misogynists are the shitposters.

>>10652398
If you only knew how much I agree with you about psychology, I think we could be friends.

If you read this
>>10652297
you could infer that I am against all psychological discourse. You're the one saying something was defective about my brain because I don't like vaginas. I was just using your logic against you.

I am EXTREMELEY against psychology and psychiatry. My experience with therapists and medication have been the bane of my childhood and adolescence. I could write a fucking book about it but I won't so just know I agree with you.

>>10652410
No it's just that I used a few of them before recognising your posts and I didn't want you to freak out about someone impersonating you, if you made them yourself and intended on avatarfagging. I'm glad that isn't the case.

>>10652422
I'm actually underweight. 110 lb. I don't enjoy eating at all.

>>10652408

>They want twenty-something "hot" models from their magazines and movies

You're naive.

>>10652417

>But I'm not a normal. I bet you say that just because I had sex once. Well, you don't necessarily have to be a normal for that, you know. And I didn't even like it.

You are normal. I'm not saying this because you had sex, and saying you don't like sex is a bigger indication of how "normal" you actually are.

You don't even know how to pretend to not be normal.

>>10652423
No they're not, shitposter.

We need to defend our culture from female invaders.

>>10652406
Ain't it cool? It's mysterious, deep and true.

Since when is it acceptable for females to publicly announce their gender on /jp/? Spring break has come...

>>10652419
>>10652426
Shinu.

>>10652426
It's astounding how good you are at attention whoring.

Does it come naturally for a woman? or did you hone your skills over the years?

>>10652423
I'm not a misogynist, I'm just anti-feminist because I enjoy freedom. When it comes to fiction, especially fiction that caters to men, and especially fiction that caters to perverted men, women will always try to crush it with some feminist bullshit out of some sort of jealousy or fear or something. That's why it's best to play it safe and tell them to fuck off on sight.

>>10652429
Male children = shit

Female children = perfection

Male teenagers = shit

Female teenagers = fuckable shit

Male adults = mainly shit

Female adults = shit

>>10652436
Oh, but my brother, this is just he beginning. /jp/ will eventually have white knights as well.

>>10652447

The day I snap and go straight to costa rica to smash those fucking mac-mini servers.

>>10652408
>Not sure if it's an inherent part of boys' brains or if it's some sort of Zionist media programming at work.

Possibly, but I'd bet it's the same biological action that causes many younger girls to aim older, which is quite the problem.

>>10652416
>The whole "kids can't be pedos" bullshit is annoying.

I wasn't questioning that. I realize that some people stay fixated on a certain age-group from a young age. What I'm questioning are the actions of your other male classmates.
Every classroom I've ever seen was absolutely chock-full of both girls and boys developing crushes on each other, and I've seen my fair share. I can't help but label such behavior as completely normal.

>>10652443
I don't find childs that appealing
15 year olds are teh best age