/jp/ - Otaku Culture

son i told u not to do them drugs

hey dude imma ninja

>>10647708

fuck you dad you were never there for me

Yes.

How are you doing today, OP?

smekok weed?

Sure! Do you have anything you wanna talk about?

i am feeling ronery after watching some animes including romance, i would love to talk to someone

*whips out weed*

I'm stealing all your images.

>>10647716
d-do you wanna play minecraft with me?

>>10647722
I don't really like minecraft very much and I don't have the game I only have a pirate version though so I could play with you for a while but I'll get bored fast....

Roleplaying is not allowed.

>>10647722

People still play minecraft?
Amazing.

>>10647720
No fucking shit faggot you just ruined two of my replies.

Guess how hard I'm gonna tell my eagles to kick your dead, scrawny ass?

>>10647728
Don't make fun of him!

You should make a chubby thread instead. I miss those.

dat feel when ignored whenever i post :(

>>10647738
No thanks, do I look like a faggot?

>>10647740
Fuck you.

>>10647738
No, for fuck's sake. Never bring those back.

Do you guys want to help me beat EotSD?
I'm not very good at all.

>>10647732

Minecraft is a horrible game and I wonder why people still bother with it.
I'm a bully, c-come at me!

>>10647746
No, that's correct.
Notch is a fat, lazy jew and should have never been given the amount of credit he has received.

>>10647746
I'm not gonna do bad things to you because you're a bully because you want people to do bad things to you and the best punishment for a bad person is forgiveness so I forgive you! Be a good person from now on, okay?

>>10647749
fgt

>>10647748

Stole source code, didn't deliver on 50% the content he planned, still gets prizes and money from the autistic fanbase. Truly, a man worthy of admiration.

>>10647749

What's the best punishment for good people?

>>10647741
Yes. You also act like one.

>>10647751
taking advantage of their kindness and making them suffer.

>>10647751
>Hey Notch, you're going to implant floating island biomes right?
>"Sure!"

>Minecraft autism

>>10647754
>It says here you're projecting?

>>10647751
Good people are good people they don't get punished, they get praised!

>I live in a jail of sorts with a bogus Internet. I had bogus CIA jobs that cost more for the CIA to create than I gave. I save money not working.

>God is just. I'm relaxed.

>I was born to write an operating system. I know nothing about the web.

>The CIA wants us to be happy making web pages.

Is this what the average OS dev is like?

>>10647738
I always made a slight alteration to the images whenever I posted a chubby picture.

No one ever noticed. It made me sad.

You putrid sack of puss! FUCK YOU!

Sincerely,
Dante (Demon killer)

>>10647770
i noticed. that image isn't the real original chubby. i knew someone was making different edits.

>>10647719
>>10647721
I'm so high guys

>>10647773
Dante? he seems like Pedro to me.

We were talking about religion yesterday until meido came along.

So anyway, what's it going to be /jp/? Shinto, Buddhism, or Taoism?

Or Roman Catholicism because ZUN is going to make a Jesuit Touhou.

>>10647786
>what's it going to be /jp/?
what do you mean?

>>10647777
Oh anon. Now I'm glad someone has finally noticed. Or at least has finally said something.

>>10647786
I don't really know a low about those religions.

>>10647786
>Jesuit Touhou

>Highs and lows balance.

>I live for my operating system. Reality denies me satisfaction.

>God is just.

>When there is no hope, I sleep lots. THE FUCKEN PROBLEM IS NOT ME!!! >LET ME OUT MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
>I missed my window on the market, thanks to you fucks.

Have you read your SICP today?

>>10647792
Yup, I'll bet that he's going for some kind of meta-narrative here. We've already got a Prince Shōtoku Touhou, next we'll get a Francis Xavier Touhou.

>>10647786
jesuit is a male only order. this dumb gook zun can't actually make a jesuit touhou. it kinda pisses me off he learns what jesuit is because of the pope and suddenly decides to add it. he should stick to his monkey shinto religion

Ｓｈｉｎｔｏ　ｉｓ　ｂｅｓｔ　ｒｅｌｉｇｉｏｎ，　ｏｎｌｙ　ｆｏｒ　ｔｒｕｅ　ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ．　Ｙｏｕ　ｈｏｗａｉｔｔｏ　ｐｉｇｇｕｓ　ｓｈｏｕｌｄ　ｓｔａｙ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｕｃｋ　ｏｕｔ　ｏｆ　ｉｔ．

>>10647802
>jesuit is a male only order

Guess what, Prince Shōtoku was a dude too. That didn't stop ZUN from making him into a loli.

>it kinda pisses me off he learns what jesuit is because of the pope and suddenly decides to add it.

Japanese students all learn about the Jesuits in history classes. They were the first guys to bring western influences to Japan.

Shinto is similar to ancient Judaism in the respect that both religions place an awful lot of emphasis on ritual purification.

Isn't that interesting?

M-Minecraft....

>>10647804
there's only one true religion on this planet and it's the roman catholic church. everything else is just a cult.

>>10647805
i'm sure they learn about it like how they learn the emperor is a living god.

>>10647703
so.. she lost

damn, I feel so bad for nanami

>>10647812

Look at this faggot and laugh.

>>10647808
I only have the pirate version I'm sorry.....

>>10647808
Here is your reply.

i installed linoox
the fuck do i do with this shit when all i do is shit all over /jp/?

>>10647786
there's any touhou who is atheist?

>>10647807
Well, also in that it's a religion emphasizing local gods and their worship. For thousands of years, Yahveh was the God of only the Israelites and was responsible for bringing them good harvest. He was seen as being at odds or at war with other local gods, which were considered equal to him in power, but became demonized because they were his enemies.

For example, in Judaism, Yahweh is the true God and Ba'al is a false god, but in neighboring Canaan, Ba'al is the true God and Yahweh is a false god. This happened simply because the Israelites and the Canaanites were warring tribes, just like how African tribes demonize the gods of other tribes to this day.

>>10647822
call the cops and turn yourself in for being and epic hacker

>>10647823
Sakuya.

>>10647808
It doesn't run on my PC because of shit programming.

>>10647814
look at this protestant who's going to burn in hell forever or live in purgatory forever. have you prayed to your god jesus christ today blasphemer?

>>10647822
install lynx and use screen

>>10647828
>shit programming
Come over here and let me thrust into you how wrong you are.

>>10647812
>there's only one true religion on this planet and it's the roman catholic church. everything else is just a cult.

First of all, prior to Jonestown "cult" had no negative connotations. It was just a synonym of religious sect. Academic literature still uses the word cult in that context.

Secondly Roman Catholicism is actually inclusivistic, just like every other major religion.

Saint Augustine of Hippo, the primal Catholic philosopher and theologian, wrote about salvation for the unbaptized in the 4th century.

>>10647829

>Implying I'm protestant.

I didn't know there were still people seriously believing any christian bullshit.

>>10647823
I think the whole SDM, Eientei and the people from subterranean

>>10647813
But she won because now she's free to date a winner like me

>>10647834
I want to penetrate her so hard.

>>10647836
I saw her first, fuck off nerd

>>10647808

Just download a pirate version and make a fucking free server if you're that desperate, there are thousands of autistic kids waiting for yet MORE minecraft servers to play.

>>10647831
yeah it's inclusive in welcoming the damned to repent and earn salvation. your point about the term cult is meaningless since i was using it as a derogatory term. nigger also was a neutral word so why don't you go find the nearest big buff black guy and call him one to prove your point?

Is this the official shitpost thread?

>>10647844
Yes. Sit down, I'll bring you some tea.

>>10647703
I want to give Nanami the dick and then settle down with her. So badly.

>>10647824
Yeah the early Hebrews were strict henotheists, meaning that they worshiped one God but acknowledged the existence of many, but I don't think that they would have thought those other gods were equal to their own.

Also the Canaanites were polytheists and the chief of their pantheon was El, not Baal. Although in later myths Baal takes over when El retired.

Also, before the Hebrews referred to their deity as Yahweh, they also called him (or it rather) El.

It's important to note though that the Hebrew El was very different from the Canaanite El, for a number of reasons.

First of all, the Hebrews believed in a transcendent God, which is why they denounced the use of idols. Whereas the Canaanites believed that their El lived underneath some mountain somewhere.

Also, the Hebrew El is a supreme being that no one can mess with, and the Canaanite El is not nearly so magnificent. The Canaanite El is always being NTR'd by his slutty wife, also there's a myth in which the Canaanite El passes out drunk and shits himself. Really.

>>10647786
Judaism.

>>10647846
Thanks Joachim

>>10647856
meant to quote
>>10647851

>>10647807
>>10647824
http://www5.ocn.ne.jp/~magi9/isracame.htm
tl;dr Shinto = JEWS

>>10647823
no, that would be dumb

they fucking live alongside actual deities

>>10647834
I never noticed her painted fingernails. This makes her a quasi-bimbo. I begin to like her. The anime is shit, but i somehow like easy 2D-girls.

>>10647852
we should meetup. you can dress as nanami and i'll do you in the behind. you can live out life pretending you're nanami so it's similar to what you want.

I really don't like how this shit thread turned out.

I think I might delete it so I can take another shit on /jp/.

Anyone wanna fuck?

>>10647873
only if you dressup and act like nanami

>>10647869
No homo man. I want to be the one to give the dicking and have an ego trip being the provider and raising a cute family with her.

>>10647873
Sure. Where do you live?

>>10647873
Only if you wear the skirt.

>>10647875
you only think that cause you haven't played pretend yet. if you think you're nanami and have sex with a man then it's not homosexual. homosexuality is when men like each other. if you're an anime girl then it can't be homosexual

>>10647875
By pretending to be Nanami you can act how you'd like her to act if you were the one who put it in her. You more than anyone know how she'd act and feel. You more than anyone else are fit to be Nanami and enjoy the pleasures of womanhood. Besides, it's the ultimate ntr. You get your girl stolen from you by a man who fucks you dressed as her. This is so hot I'm starting to caress my nipples.

>>10647886
But you guys both get +10 Irony points.

>>10647879
>>10647882

>>10647886
>>10647889
Sure, sweetie. Keep deluding yourself. You'll only end up with regrets later on, though!

fags

>>10647874
whatever gets your rocks off
>>10647877
San Francisco
>>10647878
I wouldn't have it any other way.

So uh... about Shinto and Judaism and whatnot...

>>10647896
Judaism would wear the skirt. Shinto would fuck him in the ass.

Why is the world so cruel that I'm unable to hug anime girls?

>>10647896
All religions are mind-control shit deal w/ it kiddo

>>10647895
Too far away. Sorry anon.

>>10647901
There are approximations.

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Looks like the subhumans are out in full force today, time to go do something else.

Is that anon who asked about voudou yesterday on?

I was typing out a response to his inquiry for like ten minutes but when I submitted it the thread was deleted and because my post was typed in the quick reply box I lost it all. I felt really bad about leaving him hanging like that.

>>10647914
i'ts not your fault

>>10647915
>do something

no!

>>10647711
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RKF2AVw3Y0

HEY I KNOW WHY DON'T WE ALL GET ON SKYPE AND CHAT THAT'LL BE FUN RIGHT

>>10647921
I joined the /jp/ group on skype a few months ago when I was drunk but I don't remember much. I checked in a little bit ago and they apparently still get together regularly and talk.

/jp/ must be lonely

>>10647921
No that's an awful idea.

>>10647921
Normie

>>10647925
>/jp/ skype group

what a bunch of normalnubs

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/jpMMOs
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Hotglue

please respond

>>10647921
unless it involves someone dressed as nanami sucking my balls then i don't want any part of it.

>>10647921
>>10647925
xies should drop dead.

I think that I got closer to a prostate orgasm yesterday. I used a dildo to rub the place that tingles and makes you feel like you want to pee. After I had been at it for a while, my face was flushed and my nethers tingled even more. My glans was soon covered in precum. Is this a sign of impending prostate orgasm? I stopped short because I got some poop on the dildo.

>>10647933
FAAAAAG

>>10647921
HEY! Get back to your job outside Lily! Stop slacking off!

>>10647933
Why didn't you clean yourself before your eroi time?

>>10647935
it's spring in /jp/ too

>>10647933
>>>/lgbt/

>>10647933
That reminds me. Reluctant males being fucked in the ass and experiencing a prostate orgasm from just the first time is my fetish. Kind of. What I like isn't quite as gay as that description.

>>10647938
I used a long dildo. I accidentally shoved it up my colon when I got all hot and bothered.

>>10647939
I don't really consider myself to be anything else than straight. Maybe I would suck /jp/'s dick if I was horny enough.

>>10647949
>>>/lgbt/

>>10647921
my MSN turned into a Skype

but I hardly use it