/jp/ - Otaku Culture

why

>>10643391
what

>>10643391
/jp/ - /jp/
All we do now is talk about the culture

We should just use these threads to talk about why /jp/ is so shitty.

>>10643401
too many normals; not enough NEETs

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

>>10643411
Normals can be NEETs, shit-for-brains.

>>10643419
cool

>>10643425
Not on /jp/ they can't.

>>10643425
I don't even count those as NEETs, I consider them temp-NEETs

truNEETs are what we need to improve the board instead of normals coming around to talk about dating and shit

>>10643451
Get a job, man.

>>10643432
I'm NEET I'm normal I'm on /jp/

sue me

NEET: an abominable loser who is terrified of both people and work

official /jp/ definition

jesus christ
i've got no fucking job man

>>10643442
you can be a normal person even if you don't talk about dating and shit

surprisingly a lot of normal people does not have any sex life at all nor any interest in it, anon

>>10643469
>philosophers and sages

both had a job

>>10643451
You're just a nigger who won't get a job

truNEETs are like philosophers and sages

Wait.

This is another one of those threads where people start talking about farting and pulling worms and bugs and stuff out of their butts, isn't it?

>>10643476
Diogenes had a job?

How do I clean pee off of carpet tiles? My cup overflowed last night.

>>10643481
who?

>>10643481
I think philosophers had actually some funding back in ancient Greece. Those dirty bastards still think that they do.

Can someone give me a step by step guide to eating my own cum?

I can handle everything up to ejaculating just fine but I need to know what to do from there on.

>>10643494
What's a carpet tile? Is it carpet (you're boned, mutt, have your owner get some febreeze) or is it tile?

>>10643516
Get in this position and the rest will make sense.

>>10643536
tee hee hee hee

>>10643539
Kimoi, dude.

>>10643520
A tile of carpet

>>10643543
Oh, okay. Well like I said, you're boned. Maybe you could replace it.

>>10643504
They'd lay around the middle of the city and talk for hours to anyone who would listen. I assume people would bring them food and drink.

The good ones supposedly had nobleman backers who would pay everything for them to essentially shitpost in the middle of the market all day.

>>10643417
Isn't that more about doing whores? Anyway these days it's aids.

>>10643536
I tried that before but it got caught in my beard. Do you have any alternatives?

laughing my ass off here

holy shit

>>10643569
Do you think they would discuss 2hus and post flanfly at 2am? I hope we're doing our great ancestor NEETs proud.

>>10643604
Yea, help this guy out. He probably was almost crushed under his belly last time.

>>10643614
I seriously don't think they were too different from us

They probably had their own dumb shit they would do just to see how people would react.

>>10643618
Hey, I'm not fat! I bet I have less of a belly than you, porky.

>>10643687
>I bet I have less of a belly than you

So you DO have a visible belly!
Therefore you're fat!

This level of reasoning is possible for random anon.
What do you think, everyone~?

>>10643687
I doubt it fatso

>>10643699
I like having a little bit of a belly
It gives me something soft to rub when I'm laying down in my chair with my monitor propped at an angle to see

wanker

>>10643699
Only somebody who is fat himself could know so much about being fat. Therefore you are fat too.

>>10643721
<bad>

Your reasoning is not perfect!

You are only part right!
I only used to be fat in the past!

>>10643744
I used to be much fatter when I worked and studied.
Look, another benefit.

>>10643744
Fat cells don't die. You still carry your fatness around.

>>10643756
They shrink and expand. Unless he was super obese you likely have a similar number of fat cells

>>10643699
What's the alternative to having a visible belly? Not having one?

I don't think it's possible for a human to be alive without a belly. How would they digest food?

Another day, another thread

>>10643411

This.

How does one become a richNEET?

neets a shit

>>10643821
Be born into a rich family or win the lottery

>>10643835
My family is poor. Is there some scientific method to win the lottery or should I just try random numbers?

>>10643844
I want to tell you its all luck but there was some math teacher or something who ended up winning lotteries several times

>>10643845
Do you remember his name?

God I miss the 00's so bad. Today's internet has some sort of flat dull feeling to it. I miss the mspaint edits. I miss 2007 youtube.
I spent the entire night browsing through my oldest pictures and reading old threads in the archive. When did things changed so much.

I hate innovation. Everyone is trying so hard to change and be as loud as possible but no one wants to preserve that old smug calmness.

It depends what you mean by lottery.
The classic lottery with the floaty balls can't be influenced and is chance, you should use actual random numbers instead of what the computer at the store gives you in case that is rigged, use random.org
Scratch off lottery can be exploited assuming their is some flaw in their design. (Look for lottery on Wired's site for one of the stories)

>>10643853
Shinji is actually a perfect match.

>>10643853
>Everyone is trying so hard to change and be as loud as possible
Innovation doesn't necessarily imply desperation or greed.

>>10643821
Rich family, get their inheritance after they die. You could also save up money and go to Norway or Sweden, I believe that they both have decent disability money.

>>10643516
Please respond, this is important.

>>10643861
>I believe that they both have decent disability money.
You don't have to be disabled.

>>10643853
The internet used to be cooler. It was more of a wild west, there were less rules and people carried themselves differently.

Now its all about how many different sites can you upload pictures of yourself to and how many epic memes can you generate. Rules are everywhere and strongly enforced just in case you upset someone.

Hell even people on /jp/ browse the board with their Iphones and have tumblrs and shit.

I have a job, but outside of work, I haven't left the house or talked to anyone in 2&1/2 months.

Are you proud of me /jp/?

>>10643861

>You could also save up money and go to Norway or Sweden, I believe that they both have decent disability money.
Yeah, but actually getting it is hell. At least where I live it is.

>>10643870
Normalfags pls go

>>10643869
>Rules are everywhere and strongly enforced just in case you upset someone.

This is a mindset many people carry with them nowadays, it's not specific to the internet. Everyone tries to be so politically correct that it's infuriating.

>>10643869
https://forums.gentoo.org/viewforum-f-14.html?sid=457ea5241b0bc80386e131489476ae92
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp
http://groups.google.com/groups/dir?lnk=od&sel=topic%3D46479
http://www.irssi.org/

>>10643853
Yeah, I never find myself laughing at the internet anymore, just getting dissappointed by what I read. The internet isn't a place where you can discuss things with zany and subtle humor, it's a place where you act like you're on the internet.

The internet used to feel like a separate place you could escape to. It was a different frontier.

Now the internet is an extension of real life.

>>10643875
>This is a mindset many people carry with them nowadays, it's not specific to the internet. Everyone tries to be so politically correct that it's infuriating.
No, it's not. Listening to retards blurting out their Jew jokes is infuriating. I have better things to do than to get embarrassed when people try to "spice up life".

>>10643855
Scratch'n'sniff lotto, lol
I see people who pay for all the rest of their shit with food stamps buying that shit.

>>10643882
what are you trying to tell me?

>>10643894
The internet isn't a place, you numb cunt. It's like the TV or a telephone, and it's no accident most people get their internet through the cable company or the phone company. It's a communication method.

>>10643869

>>10643901
Exactly. Old /n/ was fun because it was a board where actual news was posted, but with a humorously rightest and exagerrated culture. /pol/ is just a bunch of mindless teenagers gettig a kick out of screaming nigger every two words.

You have to be a pretty thin-skinned nigger to get mad over /pol/

>>10643911
>135 installations of chrome

>>10643909
confirmed for not being on the internet pre-2004

>>10643901
I've never once heard a racist joke in real life. If you visit any place in real life and you'll notice people struggling to be politically correct. Nobody wants their feelings hurt and nobody wants to hurt other peoples' feelings.

>>10643907
It's the same thang. You've matured. Repetition causes boredom in non-autistic people.

Where do you think families, businesses and wars come from?

>>10643909
underage b& pls go

>>10643913
/pol/ is a bunch of shit like that there's an official "/troll/" subdirectory under the flag images directory on static.4chan.org

And /n/ is back to being about trains, bitch.

>>10643925
I don't know, you only said racists jokes to people you are close to anyway. Like when you want to mess with your black friend.

>>10643921
Ex-cuseme?

>>10643928
The Internet most definitely isn't the same as it was a decade ago

>>10643941
Yeah I don't know where to find erotic fiction about cooking women on a spit over a campfire anymore.

Of course that could just be because I lost interest and haven't been looking for it.

>>10643925
>I've never once heard a racist joke in real life.
I've heard literally hundreds of racist jokes. What kind of bubble have you lived in? How old are you?

>If you visit any place in real life and you'll notice people struggling to be politically correct.
Political correctness is a thing that you learn once - when you grow accustomed to it in a professional environment it becomes natural. Don't insult people. Just tell them what you think. If your thoughts are shit, they will annoy other people.

How do you we fix the situation? Change the way you think. If it's too difficult, change your environment. It's as simple as that.

politcal correctness is a sickness and is counter intuitive to the tru/jp/ code

>>10643425
...

Fuck, where did everyone go? Thread after thread, normals everywhere, even the NEET threads.

nothing

How come nobody can give me a step by step guide on how to eat my cum?

>>10643988
I think the usual crowd are all in the same time zone and are asleep now.

I might be wrong though.

>>10643990
Can we do it this way: tell us where you're having trouble.

>>10644009
Once I have the cum, how do I eat it? I can't figure out the logistics of getting it in my mouth.

>>10644018
I) Jizz on a table and lick it.
II) Rub the remaining mess with your elbow until it seems to disappear.

Step II is optional.

I was posting this guide I found in other board about how to earn money from shitposting and janitor deleted my thread

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P1E_usHdqQP3GtZZPakkwuDZM9TLUXVVY0MGBdHg9ZQ/edit?pli=1

It's not even mine. Just want to know if it's good or worthless

The internet is DEAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD

>>10644018
like this

>>10644029
Must be like my wife was for a bit, then.

Wall-staring ota master race reporting in.
Where my imaginary bros at?

I got a haircut today and I had to go to the mall.

I hated it, but I did what I had to. There was an incredibly obese woman with a walker in front of me going into the entrance and I wanted to throw up because she was so obscenely fat.

Do you really eat your semen after cumming, once I finish fapping I lose all my sex drive, and feel bad for showing my ass to fat old men on webcam sites.

>>10644028
I haven't tried a table but I have tried licking it before and it didn't really cooperate. I was thinking maybe I have to do a pour job with it? I'll try a table and see if it works.

>>10644035
nsfw, twit. They could ban you for it if they wanted.

>>10644046
>>10644049
What's wrong with you fags? Don't eat it if you don't want to.

>>10644007
You're probably right. This is the perfect time for a nap to get you ready for a long night of lurking.

>>10644043
I hate getting haircuts because I know the lady is being grossed out by my hair and psoriasis

But I like when they can't help but hold their tits close to my face and they brush their bellies against the back of my hand

>>10644035
I already said I tried that but it got caught in my beard.

>>10644042
You don't have to just stare at walls, you'll always have subhumans like Sparky to talk to.

>>10644063
I don't understand your way of prioritizing things.

I fell in love with a man.

I don't know if I always had this capability or if it was all the homo talk on /jp/ and futanari.

>>10644063
You mean sparky4? The nut on /g/? Was that guy for real?

>>10644067
If he cheats on you with a girl, how would you feel?

>>10644067
[cm / hm / lgbt / y]

>>10644070
Sparky is a /jp/ poster.

I had a good day at work today. My boss and I drove to the store and picked up some boxes. Then we ate Subway. Then I got to burn some stuff. Now I am eating muffins.

>>10644054
Well, sometimes people tell me nice things and I feel flattered and feel bad when they ask you to eat your cum and you can't comply.

>>10644078
Don't listen to hairy old homos. They're just horny.

>>10644060
You have psoriasis on your face? That must suck...I have eczema on my arms and I get upset about that.

My haircut lady is some Korean lady so there's no tits in my face because she has none. At least she does a good job.

>>10644072

we aren't in a generic normal relationship.

I just love him and really care about what he has to say and what he does with his life.

If he found a girlfriend, good for him.

>>10644085
No its on my scalp. The flakes fall off and look like dandruff.

I don't really have a "haircutting lady" because its a twice a year thing for me.

I just cut my own hair.

Why don't we have robotic barbers yet? Wasn't that supposed to be the future?

>>10644092
A lot of people go for the social aspect.

Mainly women and old guys who go to barbers.

>>10644089
I go every few months because I like to keep my hair looking nice. I go to the same lady because she does a good job and she knows how to cut my hair right. My hair grows really fast so I can't really let it go too long or it gets in my eyes too much.

>>10644081
But they tell me nice things, send me pictures and promise me they will take me to their countries and make me happy.

Sometimes I wish I could left everything behind and follow one of those guys.

>>10644085
I have Lord Autismo -type acne and people assume that I'm unhygienic or a junkie. I spent hundreds of bucks on Accutane, which is the most powerful treatment to any kind of acne, and it didn't help at all. I'm nearing wizard age.

"Why doesn't he just get it treated?"

>>10643864
Well what I do is keep fapping with my dick until im on the very edge, and then let go and just cum without touching it

It wont be as satisfying, but you will still have sex drive after it cums out so you will still want to eat it.

Helps if you are in a position like this >>10643536

and an alternate method involves using a dildo or your finger to stimulate your prostate and then you can utilize a similar technique of getting to the edge of cumming but either orgasm from your prostate or just be able to push cum out with your prostate. Ive actually used this technique so that I can use my own cum as lube to fuck my ass

>>10644097
I can't wait for robot barbers. Every time I go I feel very uneasy and awkward for the whole time. At least I don't have to walk on the street, my dad leaves me there and then picks me up in car.

>>10644105
Life sucks dude, its to bad people are so judgmental about things like that, but unfortunately they can't tell how much effort you put into getting rid of it.

>>10643869
>tumblrs
says here on wiki: "The platform has encountered controversy over its hosting of pornography, and the copyright violations in the postings of many of their images and videos. A significant proportion of the traffic and content on Tumblr is described as pornographic."

>>10644111
If you orgasm from your prostate are you ready to go again straight away?

>>10644105
That must be terrible. I'm glad my acne went away when I was around ~18. I get a few pimples here and there now in my early 20s, but it's nothing extraordinary.

That accutane stuff is bad...my cousin's friend tried killing himself after he started taking it. It really fucks you up.

>>10644115
>unfortunately they can't tell how much effort you put into getting rid of it
That's what you think. They're sure that they know.

>>10644133
What do you mean, that they think you didn't even bother?

I am tru

>>10644115
He said
>wizard age
So why respond to him seriously? He's not being serious.

(That said, "foundation" makeup is great for covering up old scrapes etc random marks on your face if anybody cares.)

>>10644142
I'm 26. How serious do I have to be? Do I have to scan my prescription papers or take a photo?

>>10644162
Hell no, relax.

>>10644140
I've heard many presumptuous comments and direct insults. I assume that some don't vocalize what they think.

>>10644105
I developed severe acne when I was 13. It really did a number on me emotionally and ruined my ability to talk to people. All I could think about was how ugly I was and how people must have to try hard to not vomit when they see me.

After I turned 17 I managed to go to a dermatologist as I was too ashamed to before that, I just didn't want people to think about my face at all. I did the accutane thing and after drying me out like hell it worked. They say there's a risk for suicide and it fucks with your genes and all that but I think it was worth it.

The damage was already done to my head though, I still feel ugly all the time and prefer people to not look at my face, and that was 5 years ago. I feel bad for you, nobody should have to live with that shit, its like being a leper.

>>10644162
Nice try. Everyone knows no one here is over 16.

I just watched this film. I wish more comedies were like this. Not ha-ha funny but more sort of charming.

I'm just so tired after work. I really wish I could be a shut-in again. Why is it that we do not appreciate what we have until it is gone?

>>10644191
Jesus what a boring post.

I feel bad that nobody will give a shit enough to reply, so here's my reply, just for you.

In future, try to accompany your post with a question or some open-ended/controversial statement. We don't know who you are, so anecdotes like this are just pointless.

>>10644310
Don't be a bully. The lack of replies doesn't mean it's boring or shit, it just means he didn't ask anything so there was no need for one. I still read it and empathized because I am not a sociopath.

>>10644327
I empathize too and I realize there's more to this than getting replies (e.g. I can post something as a resource, or to get it out the way) but this is still a message board. Just telling stories about your life isn't a discussion, it's shouting through a megaphone at a crowd of deaf people.

>>10644334
I'm not deaf, hombre.

once when i went to get a haircut the woman who cut my hair said i looked like a girl from behind

i was so happy for a little while, but then my haircut looked ugly and i wasn't very happy

>>10644334
>I empathize too and I realize there's more to this than getting replies
>Just telling stories about your life isn't a discussion, it's shouting through a megaphone at a crowd of deaf people.
Look at this. Could you be any less autistic even if you tried?

>>10644369
I want to marry a hairdresser. Niconico doesn't have enough [Sound Fetish] videos with haircuts and youtube sluts talk too much.

>>10644369
A lady working in a shop referred to me as a "she" while talking to a co-worker. She could actually see me straight-on, so it made me super happy. Then I had to speak and she heard I was male and it was awkward for everyone.

>>10644310
I wasn't asking a question or bringing up a new subject. I was telling that guy I know how he feels and that I pity his plight.

>>10644018
Cum into a glass

>>10644388

>>10644388
>Then I had to speak and she heard I was male
You can work on that, Anonymous. You have all the time in the world.

>>10644397
no satori no

>>10644398
I'm not sure. I don't have an especially deep or manly voice, but I do have that nasally, monotonous voice that only men can have.

>>10644188
A lot of people dealt with acne at some point, not as bad as yours sounds, but its not like people don't understand. I only ever had to take minocycline to get rid of mine, but it was definitely pretty shitty and I still have acne scarring to show for it.

>>10644413
There's a difference between having a stray zit here and there and having your face dominated by pulsating yellow blobs of pain.

Whats worse is people assume you look like that because you never bathe or eat a bunch of sweets or masturbate continuously. Normals always assume the outside matches the inside.

>>10644465
>aving your face dominated by pulsating yellow blobs of pain.
oh shit, what

>>10644465
>masturbate continuously.

Wait, this causes acne?

>>10643378

Girls with unzipped shorts in public has become a new fetish of mine. Is it okay to talk about in this thread?

>>10644465
You sound like a pretty negative person even before your acne, maybe thats your problem.

>>10644115
Who gives a shit about what other people think? Fucking normals.

>>10644499
no

>>10644123
Well I can't answer that completely because I can't get full on prostate orgasms. What I do is kind of between that and milking, so it does feel realy good but not a true orgasm.

And yes I can get right back into it, as many times as I want (honestly ive only done it 3 times, not sure when I would have run out of cum but I just wanted to finish and get the full orgasm)

>>10644511
Maybe I'm just a bigger pussy than most people who had it. I was at risk.

>>10644465

>or masturbate continuously

No one looks at people with acne and thinks that. That's entirely within your own head.

Exhentai keeps getting 503 errors
How am I supposed to touch myself in peace without exhentai!?

>>10644528
Looks fine to me

I don't even deal with that logging in shit, I just use the ExHentai Easy addon for my browser

>>10644528

G e hentai? FAKKU? Gelbooru? A picture of your mom when she was young?

>>10644532
sick, sick burn

congrats man

>>10644514
Take it easy neo-/jp/.

Does anyone still think about their school years a lot? High School was a pretty bad part of my life until I dropped out and I dream about it pretty often, sometimes I feel really silly for not being able to move on.

applied for a job because the only people i'm making happy doing this is people on /jp/, i'm still miserable.

>>10644547
You applied for a job to make /jp/ happy? What?

>>10644543
Everyone once in a while I think about something stupid I did in high school and feel like killing myself. But other than that I don't really think about it. High school was alright and even fun at times, but I don't miss anything about it. It's just another phase in life.

>>10644547
I applied to a job too but they ignored my experience in the field and asked me basic stuff I already forgot like "what's an object?" and "what interfaces do?"

>>10644543
I don't think about High School years too often. My memories of my University years overwrote most of them.

>>10644571
I feel the same way, and I tend to get shit for it from people that I only knew in high school.

>>10644543
The weird part is I hated highschool and had a terrible time but I still look back on it because they really were the best years of my life.

Not the actual highschool part but the parts that I spent at home playing video games and exploring the internet.

>>10644543
I got kicked out of college for shitty grades my first year. It's been 5 years and I've been a NEET ever since, but I still think about it every day and I always pretend I'm hanging out with my roommates from back then even though I haven't seen them in 5 years. Hell, until I fell in love with a 2D girl a few years ago, I was still in love with a girl from college even though she hated me and almost never talked to me and made up lies about me and humiliated me. It sucks, I want to stop pretending that I'm hanging out with my old roommates, but they're the last people I ever really talked to so I can't stop thinking about them. It sucks.

wow these threads always cheer me right up

I like my long hair I don't ever want to cut it.

>>10644543
I dream about it a lot. Probably because I haven't done anything since.

>>10644614
...In hell.

>>10644543
nope, I dream about fighting constantly.

also if my dad shows up at all he usually kicks my ass. don't know why, he's usually a decent man

>>10644628
Like the huge bearded dude in Shiki who's always punching his dumb fat offspring.

>>10644650
in what? are you calling me fat? I might take offense to such hurtful talk if i didn't know in my heart that it's not true like at all!

>>10644650
You mean Shiki, right? Stupid anime "horror" show I watched.

Pay me no mind, dude. Carry on.

>>10644673
Oops, meant to reply to >>10644657

Back to anime before I screw something else up.

>>10644676
I know that feel dude, I know that feel

I fucking hate going outside fuck. Some of you nerds need to cheer me up. I fucking hate work.

>>10644711
Quit

>>10644711
fake autsim get money

>>10644711
Time to quit
Otherwise it'll get worse and worse until you start imagining yourself killing off your coworkers.

>>10644711
You'll get more attention if you kill yourself n livestream it.

>>10644712
>>10644715
Fuck it, I'm not going to work anymore.

>>10644718
You first.

>>10644725

Congratulations
We saved another one guys

>>10644725
I'm not the one moaning about work here. If you don't like it do something about it faggot or better yet take it to >>>/r9k/ or >>>/adv/. They're better equipped for your shit. Here you have to at least try to be a fakeNEET and there's probably one or two actual ones.

>>10644731
Make me leave this place asshole. I bet you can't.

>>10644735
He's just mad because you're going against the normie agenda and now you won't be a slave like him

Crab mentality

>>10644735
I wonder which one of us is the asshole. If you were just ironically shitposting about work I'd hold you higher esteem. Otherwise you're genuinely attention whoring about work on /jp/. Seriously? I pray you're being ironic because I'm starting to have some doubt.

God damn I love my NEET life /jp/ I have lots of hobbies and people that care about me. Do you love your life /jp/?

>>10644750
No. I want to be rich and buy a /jp/er so I can have a fuck toy.

>>10644754
I-I'll b-be y-your /jp/er

>>10644750
could b wors

>>10644750
Yes.

anyone wanna meet up and fug?

>>10644758
I have no money yet.

Anyone here have a cat? I feel like getting a cat.

>>10644781
Dogs > Cats

>>10644781

I-I'll b-be y-your c-c-cat.

>>10644783
I don't want to go outside to walk a dog man.

>>10644783
Dogs are smelly, loud, and require effort to raise.

>>10644787
Just take it in the garden. A cat will just bring you down, they are miserable little shits where as dogs are great.

>>10644787
Just tie them up to a pole like the other lazy people

>>10644781
I have a cat. It's a bit of trouble to clean up da poopoo, but they are nice to have around and snuggle with you on the sofa.

>>10644796
I live in an apartment building.

>>10644799
>>10644796
that's cruel, let that lazy anon have a cat. He doesn't deserve a dog

I've taken to taping up sheets of paper filled with columns of my kanji reps to my wall above my desk. I'm on 9 pieces of paper now. It will soon be filled.

>>10644806
Why don't you live with your parents anon?

>>10644813
How do you know if I don't?

>>10644815
If your parents live in an apartment they should kill themselves and you

>>10644822
You wanna go, nerd?

>>10644825
I am truly sorry you might live with your parents in an apartment

>>10644822
I lived in a 2BR apartment with my mom last year.
It sucked. I felt like I was being choked with people in every direction. I am a country NEET.

Hearing people fuck at 3am is uncomfortable too

>>10644828
Thats right shut your faggot mouth and disappear piece of shit. I'm from Jane and Finch where anybody can get wigged same day service. You dont know what its like when its real. Your faggot mouth wants to have your dick hard at somebody who wont return your homosexual gestures. So you cross over to comitting felony acts. My concern is the law and the hood. You dont know how it is having to deal with dual codes of behavior. You run around and try to maintain an erection your entire day and attempt to get plugged with dicks better than yourself, also known as hetero

>>10644830
I lived out in the country and it was awful, stored closed at 9 PM and didn't open on Sundays. It was so small (200 people) everyone knew each other, it was like a big family.

>>10644857
But that sounds great

>>10644857
Well if I was a normie it might be a different story, but the things you listed are pros for a truNEET such as the one who now speaks before you

>>10644866
No. I sleep during the day and need to do my shopping at night when the stores are empty. If I get hungry at 3 AM I need to be able to go out and get some food.
Plus in such a small town everyone will be talking about the new creepy guy and what he's doing with his life. In the big city I'm just another face in the crowd.

>>10644841
>Jane and Finch
Ok, the Canadian version of guerrilla warfare is really damn weak. At least (politely) say you're from JTF2.

>>10644923
Oh shit. I meant gorilla warfare. The proper term.

There was a time where I slept for 15 hours a day only watching Clannad or Higurashi. I had to start school though and it was pretty awkward going back to normal life. I'm really interested in people who have lived like this for years though.

Rode from 3-7 today, bought some bottled tea for the evening. My butt hurts.

>>10644951
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>10644592
Could you possibly enroll in your local community college and then try your hand at Uni again?

>>10644951
So were a NEET for what, 3 weeks? Must've been rough.

Woke up a few hours ago, going to make some tea and marathon anime while everyone is asleep. Life's good.

>>10644984
Get the fuck out of here, normie.

I want to join a gang

Why do extroverted people have a hard time understanding the NEET/hikki lifestyle? I understand if you like going out and dancing or whatever but my family keeps shaming me for staying inside all day.

I LIKE staying inside all day.

>>10644999
I wasn't ever a NEET as I'm still school aged. I had to leave school one year in April and for the summer I didn't do much. When school restarted, it was a bit hard connecting with people and it still can be. I'm just curious as to what people who have been in seclusion for years face when facing the outside world again. I have a family member like that. He loves comics and Transformers and has never had a job/still lives with mom. He's about 38 now. I'm just curious how someone like that would go about joining society again.

>>10645030
>>>/global/rules/2

>>10645028
Because not being normal makes them think that there's something wrong with you.

>>10645028
I find that a bit hard to believe(or at least for all people). I've seen a bit of NHK programs about this kind of thing as well as talked with the guy who made Welcome To The NHK who was a Hikkikomori IRL for 4 years or so.

Every person said that their condition was rooted out of fear of others as well as insecurities. Of course being alone has its ammenities but I notice when I shut myself away I think I'm happy but it's truly a mask for my pain.

I've heard many people feel similar. But then again every person's story is different and I guess some people truly feel they are better off alone.

>>10645028
Nobody in my family has ever given me grief over it. I don't think anyone really gives a fuck about what I do. Outside of the "get a job!" shit.

>>10645030
we don't

>>10645032
You can be of school age and be 18 lol

I can't wait for Spring Break to be over.

>>10645054
How old are you and how have you been like that? Maybe they think it's some sort of "phase"?

>>10645062
I'm actually not on break.

futari de mitsumeta
sono iro ha kawaranu aka
tsukamasete oite
te o hanashitaaaaaaaaaa

kowaretaaa kakera mitsumeteee
ugokenai mama
ima kobore ochite
yume noooooo kakera atsumeteeee
ugokenai mama
ima kobore ochite kieta

>>10645028
I guess they simply don't understand how much fun introverted people can have on their own. It's like two different worlds.

>>10645060
Sorry, I should've figured by your posts that you're a little slow.

>>10645028
'Cause you can stay inside all day yet still have a job/take courses. With the Internet, you can do anything.

>>10645062

but then i have to go back to college

>>10645064
23; since I graduated highschool

>>10645080
Please leave this thread.

I'm extremely depressed and barely had motivation to get out of bed after laying there for a few extra hours.

I wish I could kill myself but I can't. I don't know why.

What should I do, /jp/?

>>10645086
You're still young so they probably don't consider it a problem or anything. But I think how my Uncle is, people are angry he hasn't ever worked.

Do you plan on getting some income? Either via the net or something if you don't want to leave home?

>>10645098
We can't help you if you can't even tell us why you're depressed. Maye you should see a doctor, but my advice is just to stop fighting it and just going with the flow.

>>10644954
>My butt hurts
that's what your mom said

>>10645098
Organize a /jp/ meetup where you can a few guys can motivate eachother to kill yourselves

>>10645098
Leave. The NEET life is not for you clearly

>>10645098

I'm in the exact same situation. the only reason i get up in the morning is to do my exercise routine. That's really all I'm living for.

>>10645098
I've felt that way before. Is it possible you could go to therapy or confide in a relative or close friend about these things?

I go to therapy now and my doctor uses cognitive thinking techniques because my mom doesn't want me on meds. Do you think you need it? If you have insurance I would say definitely see someone.

It can be hard to trust them sometimes but I think therapy helped me a lot.

>>10645104
Why do you want him to become even more depressed?

>>10645113
I don't but if you don't love being a leech you don't belong here

Goodnight /jp/.

>>10645116
he never said anything about that you are just being a sperging ass

>>10645116
Pretty much.

>>10645118
おやすみ

>>10645118

goodnight

>>10645116
>>10645108

I hate interacting with people in real life. I also don't want to get a job. They sound miserable.

I'm not depressed because I am neet. Usually depression only lasts a few days for me, but I've been like this for a week now.

>>10645112
I don't want to talk to people. I would like to have drugs or something if they would make me feel better.

>>10645131
>I don't want to talk to people. I would like to have drugs or something if they would make me feel better.
Yes, yes, good goy!

>>10645131
get some drugs dude they helped me

>>10643419
Finished that game in one day. Got first nightmare to wake me up in years. It's probably not the game that got me but everything I had to think through that got stuck in my head overnight.
This place is probably filled with crooked men. Good luck guys.

>>10645137
>>>/a/

>>10643419

Instantly thought of "the book of lost things"

>>10645134
>>10645137
I don't really care who would be profiting off of me. As long as the result is that I feel better than before, that's something that sounds very appealing at this point.

Maybe they'd even allow me to kill myself at some point.

>>10645131
by drugs you mean illegal?

Please don't do drugs.

>>10645144
He means pharmaceuticals.

>>10645142
never give up hope we'll always here for you

>>10645131
I don't see where's the problem. Read a VN, play a videogame, watch anime, just do something that keeps you busy or you'll overthink your situation.

>>10645131
It really depends on your doctor.

My doctor was trying to talk me into therapy and all kinds of other things that I, in the long run, never ended up doing.

>>10645148
Yeah you would have to see a psychiatrist first because you would need to be diagnosed then given meds.

My mom is against it, but I tried some once in the hospital...it made me...different. I was pretty goofy for a while and that's why she's against it.

I take St. John's Wort now which I think works. But I suggest seeing a doctor I think

>>10645164
At least where I live, you don't need to see a psychiatrist for the likes of depression and anxiety meds.

just cleaned the place. Feels good to be in a nice non-smelly, fresh and hygienic environment. Don't know how you hoarders do it(if there are any present)

>>10644951
>>10644984
>>10645030
>>10645050
>>10645060
>>10645064
>>10645072
>>10645100
>>10645112
>>10645144
>>10645164
Please go back to whatever board you came from.

>>10645152
I don't think I'll ever be able to kill myself. At least I can talk to partially-like-minded people here.

>>10645156
That's a somewhat helpful post. I should find something to watch, I guess.

>>10645160
I don't know if I have a doctor. I'm not sure how to go about getting helpful pharmaceuticals. I guess I just find a psychiatrist somehow (>>10645164) and go wherever from there.

Please stop giving attention to obvious trolls, thank you.

I'm on vacation with my family I just want to go I've been watching anime the room while they play on the beach.

>>10645185
It's helpful if you have a doctor you've seen before so you can get a good judge of the situation.

At least in my country you can book an appointment with pretty much any GP and they'll end up prescribing you something (although it seems to vary from doctor to doctor)

The hobby thing is an easier solution though, just bury yourself in your hobbies more.

>>10645200

If you get a chance walk on the beach real late at night( like 2 AM). It's pretty neat.

>>10645177
Sorry for trying to give someone legitimate advice.

>>10645200
I went on a beach trip and was bored out of my mind one night so I walked along the beach and there were normals everywhere making out or stumbling around screaming at eachother while drunk.

It was scary.

>>10645007
Join the military instead. You can get the shooting people experience except being government condoned and get school paid for.

>>10645200
I don't understand the appeal to that. What they're doing, that is.

>>10645203
It seems like it is a pain to start going about. I have to find a doctor and then go to him and do things. Maybe it would be worth it, right?

>>10645216
How the hell would you have advance. You're a highschool kid with no experience coming into a thread full of shut-in grown men.

>>10645216
What the autists are asking is why you feel the need to have a trip. It agitates them especially if you don't have a real hook to justify the persona.

>>10645208
Thanks I'll try it tonight

>>10645215
There's a bunch of stupid drunk college kids on spring break I hate them they're too loud

I just got a job working for Hilton Worldwide, I'm supposed to start traveling around soon staying at different hotels in different locations and I have to stay a night or two and review the service, the room, ect.

It's gonna be hard but I can manage

>>10645224
It was a lot of anxiety to get things setup.

In the long term though I think it was worth it for me at least.

Try the hobby thing first though of course.

Good luck anon.

>>10645237

You have a job now anon. You can't post in the NEET threads anymore. I'm sorry. Please don't be upset

>>10645237
Sounds like a nice job, but this is not a place for you anymore.

>>10645237
don't listen to >>10645244
>>10645250

if you nevr mention, no one will one you have a job!

>>10645237
Put your NEETmask back on. /jp/ is not ready yet to come out of the closet and admit to being pretty much all students and working people. Even if it was fully sanctioned, people would ask in fairness why work threads/discussion should be on /jp/. I personally don't care either way but so far this stuff hasn't received an official sanction yet and the last meido was damn strict about it. Rejected corporate NEET threads. Talking about life in general in these threads is better than the morning commute anyways right mate?

>>10645226
I know I'm pretty young but I've dealt a lot with anxiety and I have a bit of friends similar to people in this thread so I thought I could add a bit of general advice. Sorry if I offended anyone;;

>>10645271
Kill yourself.

>>10645264
Get the fuck out, dirty infiltrator

>>10645269
Not everyone here is a fauxNEET crossboarder

>>10645274
Sorry

>>10645237
staying at different hotels in different locations and I have to stay a night or two and review the service, the room, ect.

That doesn't sound hard at all you faggot
That also sounds like you have a college education

Why are normies spamming our NEET threads?

>>10645279
But there's enough of them that /jp/ is no longer a NEET haven. Wouldn't be surprised if they are the majority now. Come for the 2hu and stay for the shitposting and memes.

smelly neet pussy

The falseNEETs ought to be purged

>>10645283
Drop the trip. They'll mellow out.

>>10645297
The forced /jp/ 'official' reminder and truNEET sermons didn't work. Just encouraged a shit flinging and normals to call in more epic /b/ros and /v/ros for backup.

>>10645305
>/v/ros

this sounds so stupid
don't we have another ironic name to use for people from /v/

What is the ideal NEET home?
It seems like convenience and seclusion are on opposite sides of the scale.

>>10645305
Let them call the backup
I've seen a single truNEET take down a dozen strong normals with one breath

>>10645308
/v/ermins I guess

>>10645315
W- what? Wh- where??

>>10645313
Countryside with single mom

>>10645313
the womb

>>10645320

He's exaggerating. TruNEET breath isn't that bad.

Hi guys! I'm kinda new here, but I dunno... I just want to talk a little about personal stuff, and I don't really have any good place to, so I thought I'd come here.

I'm not really a NEET, I've completed college and I have a full time job. But I don't have any friends at all, and I feel kinda crummy about it. I spend all of my free time in my room just feeling bad, wasting time either on the computer or sleeping.

Maybe online stuff would be a good place to start for making friends. What are some good communities pr places online that I might be able to meet people?

>>10645323
That's kinda lewd.

>>10645313
A bait in some mountain sounds good, but you'd have to buy a car to make trips to buy stuff and whatnot. A little apartment would be enough for me, I really don't care if it's small as long as I have Internet and water

>>10645326
>>>/r9k/

>>10645330
Well it's the best setup. NEETs don't get anywhere with their father around

>>10645315
I guess we can only have faith in that. An hour long raid means nothing. It's unironic people possibly like >>10645326 that decide to stay around after the shitfest that's troublesome.

>>10645326
>>>/r9k/
>>>/soc/

>>10645326
My parents are going to kick me out in a month, and I can't go to college because of lack of money. Getting a job is impossible for me due to mental issues, so I'm already preparing myself to die. I've used what little funds I have left to buy myself the materials needed to make an exit bag.

I kind of envy you.

>>10645326
I heard many people made some friends through steam. I've never used it so I couldn't tell though.

>>10645345

My parents have already kicked me out. I have debilitating amyotrophic lateral sclerosis that causes horrible bowel evacuations at random times. I used to have a nurse to help me out but now I'm stuck on the street shitting myself constantly.

Still hoping one day I can be TruNEET

Hi guys! I'm kinda new here, but I dunno... I just want to talk a little about personal stuff, and I don't really have any good place to, so I thought I'd come here.

I'm a weekend NEET, I've completed grad school and recently made it into management. But I don't have any friends since I broke up with my last girlfriend and moved to a new town. I feel kinda crummy about it. I spend all of my free time in my room just feeling bad, wasting time either on the computer or sleeping.

Maybe online stuff would be a good place to start for making friends. What are some good communities online that I might be able to meet people? Tips on picking up the ladies also welcome.

>>10645345
You need to kill your father. They always get in the way

>>10645336
>>10645359
Why do you keep saying this? My dad is nicer to me than my mom.

>>10645359
What about my mom?

>>10645354

>>10645350
What? For real? Never heard something like that. How do you manage to stay relatively clean?

Why are you guys still saging? The thread has hit the bump limit.

>>10645363
Unless she's an abusive cunt and doesn't love you she will happily let you leech
>>10645364
That's pretty rare

>>10645364
Is he hot?

>>10645350
are your parents sadists

>>10645354
>>10645341
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you guys. I just don't know the proper etiquette here quite yet.

>>10645335
>>10645342
Thanks! I'll look into them, I don't know much about those boards.

>>10645348
I added a few people I randomly met online onto steam, just so that people wouldn't think I was some loser with no friends. But I only rarely have ever talked to one of them. i should try to find groups with similar interests on there or something, I think.

>>10645345
Don't say that, it'll be fine. I'm sure you'll find some way to work things out. Is there anything I can do to help?

>>10645369

A guy who works at MCDonalds let's me borrow garbage bags to defecate into in exchange for sex.

>>10645381

They said it was my fault.

What happened to root cellar anon? I hope he's OK and that one of the last truNEETs didn't die out.

>>10645385
Is this a ruse?

>>10645386
his mom found him and he had to go inna woods

>>10645372
How can you tell?

>>10645400
falseNEET slut

>>10645388
Sorry, did I make a mistake?

NEETthread without Anzu? Impossibru. Liek dis if u r as tru as Anzu.

>>10645394
That sucks. Is he still probably alive at least? I'd assume his mom at least gave him enough money for a tent and let him take some essentials from the house.

>>10645401
This out to be a regular tradition in NEETthreads like the fixed flanfly responses. People argue over Anzu's NEETness anyways.

If you are kicked out by your mom she doesn't love you.

>>10645399
Make it 50% more ironic and try again.

>>10645411
I really sorry. I'm not joking.

I just wanted to place to talk to people, even a little. Out of all the regrets I have in life, not making friends is my biggest one.

>>10645399
You posted in a silly board. Try again later.

>>10645416
There's always time to make friends if that's what you're worried about, despite what everyone tells you.

>>10645416

Forget friends, people will only hurt you in the end.


( Not projecting)

>>10645404

>>10645424
Yah, but really it's my insane mindset that's the problem, probably. If I'm ever gonna, then I need to try harder.

>>10645427
Yah, maybe that's true too. Every friend I ever had has stabbed me in the back and made life miserable for me. But I keep imagining how good it would be to have an actual real, good friend who cares about you.

>>10645427
Not him. But the only people I see besides my mom are my brother and my best friend. I've known him for more than 10 years and when I became a NEET I stopped going out and seeing other people, including him. But until this day he keeps writing and calling me, I don't know why. He has a very social life, a girlfriend, lots of friends, family, a job.
However, even when I'm not sure why he keeps doing it, sometimes it makes me happy to have him around.

>>10645469
>best friend
You already know why. He's a decent person who you've grown up with. He doesn't forget about you the very minute he gets a big break or moves on to a different stage of life. I wish my long time childhood friend were still alive.

>>10645469
Wow that's so awesome! I wish I had someone like him.

An old friend I knew my whole life, since when we were actually babies (our parents knew each other) came to visit me recently. I was all excited because I hadn't seen him in a few years and I hadn't just hung out with a friend since high school.

But long story short it went poorly, and I don't know when I'll get to see him again. It makes me sad because we used to be so compatible. It was like he was the only person I could ever really be myself around - like how I really wanted to behave.

>>10645490
I also had a friend like that, he went the way of the normal and we lost contact.

>>10645490
Don't feel too bad anon. It's normal for friends to drift apart when they haven't interacted for ages or are pursuing different things. Life experiences can change people quite a bit I find.

>>10645488
>>10645490
Sorry to hear that. The odd part is that we met when I was 14 I believe. He just heard that I've bought a PS2 and came to my house without knowing me. I used to be more close to my cousin than him but as we were growing we drifted apart. Last year cousin's father (my uncle) died and I wasn't brave enough to go to the funeral and greet him.
I have the feeling that he actually hates me but even when I regret it I can do nothing about it now.

>>10645496
>>10645504
Yeah... when he was here he talked a lot about girls, drugs, friends, etc. Things I couldn't really relate to.

It feels bad though because I thought we'd be close forever.

>>10645543
I thought so too, we shared a lot of interests and even found new ones through the other.

Something about that naive state of just the two of us having fun is something I miss but it's not like there's anything I can do about it now.

The divide between us was unnoticeable at first but looking back it happened really fast.

I have an appointment for autismbux in 20 minutes. I successfully procrastinated it.

Such is the life of a neet.

I never worked a single day in my entire life.

>>10644481
When a bad one is on, you can feel it all the time. It's a pulsating feeling. If it's near your nose or lips, it stings.

It's not much but it's just enough to keep you from forgetting how things are.

>>10644511
He was a different poster but his experience matches mine. People genuinely start talking in disgusted tones when they see things they don't like. If people didn't like beautiful things, they'd become monsters. Beauty is yet another zone where proper folk differentiate themselves from hostile cretins. Ugly people can't appreciate beauty because they're barbarians: they don't see the point. How can you create and uphold wonderful things if you don't appreciate them?

If you're fat, you can slim down. If you don't have style, you can learn about it. If you blurt out annoying things, you can learn not to do so. If you have acne, you can get it treated. All of these faults _can be easily fixed_ with a little bit of effort.

Why would you bend the usual rules of respect for the sake of someone who refuses to do such minor things?

It's universal and it's how it works. If you live in a culture of snarky comments, there will be snarky comments. When the competition gets genuinely tight, people start playing each other out. "Why am I doing this?" can be easily answered: for the sake of your wife and kids. Should the dissident quasimodo be the first one to go?

In the end, people either like you or they don't. Try looking like a mess all day every day and see how those who go to great lengths to improve their appearance treat you.

What do I do if I think my boyfriend is cheating on me?

>>10646235
Cheat on him.

>>10646235
Why do you think that?

It's warming up outside so it's time to turn back on the fridge in my room, start brewing iced tea, and start stockpiling ice cream and other treats. During winter, thinking of summer foods gets me excited for summer, and during the summer thinking of winter foods gets me excited for winter. The cycle of getting excited for food, eating the food, and then getting excited for other foods dominates my life.

If I couldn't eat or enjoy food as much as I do now, I'd probably end up killing myself. What a horrible life, living without enjoying food.

my penis has been erect since i woke up

im not sure how to deal with it

Cut IT!

>>10646324
If I start masturbating after waking up, it always takes me a long time to cum and when I do it always squirts out way too far.

I wonder why it takes longer to cum when I just wake up.

>>10643973
>Don't insult people. Just tell them what you think. If your thoughts are shit, they will annoy other people.
Insults aren't the only things that upset people.

How do you NEETs make money?

I aint got no fucking cash man

wow this thread has gotten big

and long

Why do I feel so bad if I've done nothing wrong?

I've extremely scared of death yet I keep daydreaming about jumping off a building an dying. I've tried to rationalize for months that I'm just more suited for being alone and that there's nothing wrong with that and that my happiness depends only on me and on nobody else, but I keep cringing every night I realize I'm going disappear forever some day and that I'm going to die alone. I can't put up with the pressure of several real life circumstances and my mood switches between depressed-apathic and angried-frustrated.

>>10646611
and*
going to disappear*
angered*

>>10646611
I day dream about suicide all the time but I'm scared to do it too soon but I'm also scared I might now be able to do it when the time comes. I want to spend as long as I can enjoying my life how I want, but I want to be make sure I can do it when I'm unable to live anymore because of finances or whatever life may throw at me.

I like to people watch online, I used to be into mmo's because I could watch people have conversations with each other but I don't play any mmo's anymore, is there any other way I can watch people talk like that?

>>10646693
Second life

>>10646611
Everybody dies alone. Just take it easy. If I die before you, I'll wait for you.

someone make a FRIDEY NEET thread pls

anal

My battle station
Been NEET for almost a year.

My sunflower I grew in my garden

Part of tonight's dinner:
Broccolini that I grew in my garden.
Cost: less than $1 per plant, cost of using this tonight: $0.05

Pretty flower thank you

>>10649024
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