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Because she's not real.

>>10632782

ahem...

*adjusts fedora, tilts sunglasses ever so slightly downwards, provoking a feeling of intimidation amongst everyone in the room*

Tell me you just claimed, as an empirical fact, that Gensokyo isn't real.
No, really. Go ahead buddy.
Tell me. To my face.

*moves fedora back into place, calmly sips on whiskey like an esteemed sir*

That's what I thought.

>>10632802
Why are you always writing about your fedora?

Who says I haven't?

>>10632765
She doesnt want to fug me

>>10632840
Maybe if you impress her she would take your proposals seriously.

I wouldn't be able to follow someone with such ridiculous hair

>>10632903
Take that back!

>>10632910
I will when her hair stops sucking.

>>10632918
Would you rather it be boring and flat?

>>10632851
>maybe if you impress her
Impressing a centuries old ruler? Don't make me laugh.

Ugh, humans are filthy.

>based on a Buddhist saint
>is a Taoist

>>10632922
A lot of artists do her hair justice. She has a unique look, though.

>>10632802
Are you a troll?

>>10635327
Well you know, Buddhism and Taoism had a baby called Chan/Zen Buddhism.
It’s not like they’re direct opposites or something.

>>10635327
>I think I'd like to live a carefree life without being disturbed.

She's a hermit now, I don't think she really cares about that whole Buddhism/Taoism thing much anymore.

Are you really sure?

>>10635437
Youmu's cute when she's angry.

>>10635437
>universal dualism

Taoists pls

>>10635437
Sure about what? I'd serve Miko for sure, if that's what you're questioning.

>>10635299
Pull a Shirou

>>10640730
>Pull a Reimu
ftfy

>>10632802
You didn't give him a chance to reply, fedorafaggot.

>>10635455
Catholic bro's unite.
Yes, I don't like using the feel thing on /jp/, because it is dumb, but I never see catholics here.

I don't fall for her shit.

>>10632765
He doesn't want disciples and I'd rather follow the tao on my own. There's no need to go out of my way to get her help in particular when I can master it easily on my own.

>>10635455
Please do not misuse the quoting feature.

>>10640748
T-thanks.
Wait a minute, no! You'd have to beat her first if you want to pull a Reimu.
Pulling a Shirou works way better for a royal trap.

>>10640792
>you mean the meme arrow function

FTFY Onii-chan!

>>10640887
I can beat her by just thinking 10 lewd things about her.

>>10640933
Everybody knows that, Sanay.

I want her mental reading ability.

>>10640990
Please explain this picture.

>>10640990
>>10641016

I'm pretty sure this is taken from a doujin, because it doesn't make much sense by itself. It says '10 minutes' in the top panel and '20 minutes' in the bottom panel, so beyond that, your guess is as good as mine.

>>10641016
>>10641055
Got the page
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1069280

Because I'd rather befriend one who rewards me for bringing her humans to feed upon.

>>10641055
Satori and Toyosatomimi are having a silent conversation through the use of their abilities.

To everyone else it just looks like they're just staring at each other.

>>10641066
What's the point if that one rewards you a certain death? Youkai can't be trusted.

>>10640990
I'd be interested if miko willingly talked to satori.
Kanako won't meet with satori face to face.

>>10641075
I can bring her people I don't like

As long as I keep her full she I'll be ok, its like people who have exotic carnivores as pets.

>>10641080
>implying you're the only human to do so in her lifetime
The fact that the referred youkai is a female makes it even worse.

because i reject my humanity

>>10641078
I think Miko looks for allies wherever she goes, but she isn't trusting of youkai at all so it is a strange picture.

>>10641093
#edge

>>10641114
are u cut yet

>>10641187

>>10641093
But Miko won't reject you! Everyone is valued.

>>10641335
no i am not there is nothing she can do about it

>>10641356
But if you become her disciple, she'll teach you about many wonders and hermit techniques. Wouldn't you want her over your shoulder, a hand gently placed on the table next to you as you go over scripts.

>>10641457
maybe. but don't count on it. don't get me wrong, i like Miko

>>10641468
I think she would be the best to help you see something inside yourself, some hidden potential to change the world around you. She's a good leader, and good leaders can do that.

>>10641474
i don't think she would particularly care about some depressed fuck-up and instead would focus on those who have potential

>>10641483
Everyone has hidden potential anon, even if you haven't found yours yet.

>become her disciple
No, she resembles me my mom too much.

>>10641706
How so?

Best duo.

>>10641715
always wearing headphones

>>10641829
But Miko wears earmuffs! Does your mother work in music or does she just talk on Skype a lot?

>>10641837
ZUN said they're headphones
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Ten_Desires_special_and_two-part_interview_with_ZUN

Yeah, Akyuu says they're ear muffs, but I guess Akyuu is just unreliable.

>>10641858
Doesn't Miko also refer to them as earmuffs in her SoPM interview? I can't pull it up quickly now so I can't be bothered to look but I'm pretty sure she does. And Akyuu can quote perfectly fine I'm sure, it's her opinions that can raise an eyebrow sometimes.

>>10641858
BUT AKYUU IS CANON EVERYTHING SHE SAID IS 100% TRUTH SHUTUP YOU STUPID SECONDARY!

>>10641869
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>10641864
I seem to remember something like that too, not sure though.

>>10641869
You could have typed that out differently, I'm sure. No need to be like that.

>>10641873
>Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Secondary get out.

>>10641874
I'm sorry.

>>10641882
>Secondary get out
There's no excuse for anybody to be shitposting, period.

>>10641887
So stop shitposting already, you secondary scum. Don't you believe Akyuu?

>>10641869
>>10641882
Apparently I'm a secondary for quoting ZUN who basically said that Akyuu is wrong about something. The irony.

Instead of aruging I think we should discuss where you would take Miko if she got dressed up for you. Anon! Taking a beautifu leader on a date!

>>10641895
Ah.
Uh.
I'm gonna have to sleep on that.

>>10641889
I could give a shit what ZUN or Akyuu said. A post like >>10641869 is shitposting, whether you're right or not. Christ. Fuck off.

>>10641916
You wouldn't leave her out to dry like that, would you?

>>10641958
No, no, of course not! Just gotta think is all!

>>10641966
She waited centuries for her resurrection, I'm sure she can wait a night for anonymous to come up with something simple. Just don't forget about her, she's strong, but that would hurt anybody.

>>10641950
Kindly stop shitposting and go away. Please.

Miko is an attractive young woman

>>10641996
You too.

>>10641996
Quite. I think I would be hard pressed to do lewd things with her though, not thy I wouldn't want to.

Do you like Miko with bike shorts?

>>10642499
Yes.

Very much.

When she came out, I was among the first people to make fun of her appearance. I got bored pretty quickly and just ignored her for the longest time. Now, I think she has grown on me, she's cute.

>>10641977
Augh, god, I'm useless.
Does Miko likes movies? What's she like to eat?

>>10643161
She's not used to this new modern world, I'm certain that a lot of things would catch her eye. Take her someplace new and I'm sure you won't have a shortage of things to talk about.

>>10643213
Hm. There's a greek place near my place...worth a shot.
On second thought, maybe no movie. Yeah, it'd be new to her, but Miko doesn't seem the type to enjoy sitting in place for 3 hours watching things happen. No idea what genre she'd like anyway.
Although, I've got no alternative...

while you go with Miko on a date, I'll take Futo to a hardcore punk show and then go skating and commit petty vandalism with her
yolo

>>10643229
While you think about it, I have a picture of Miko trying to look more modern.
>>10643236
Futo is pretty hot-blooded, but I don't think an immortal will buy the concept of only living once.

>>10643254
I say, forgetting the picture.

>>10643254
Oh, oh, I know! Cliche as fuck, but the biggest mall in the country is in my city. That'd have tons and tons of modern stuff.
Or would that be to much, to fast?

>>10643141
>grown on me

Did this happen every time a new bunch of characters were revealed? Seems to be the norm.

>>10643302
Is she fighting someone in a duel? I don't get it.

>>10643335
Your faux naivety ain't fooling anyone.

>>10643141
The same thing happened to me when it came to her theme. I thought it wasn't as good as some of the other stage six themes for the longest time until I played through her fight a few times and noticed just how perfectly the song syncs up with the battle and who the tune is supposed to represent. I can say comfortably now that it's my third favorite final boss theme, after Suwa Foughten Field and Emotional Skyscraper.

>>10643115
>>10642499
Wow, it looks really good on her.

>>10643349
Well to submit to someone is to admit you've lost in a duel. Unless they're cockfighting, I don't see how cocks come into play here.

>>10643362
you should go into cringe comedy

>>10643362
Har har.

>>10643302
I wish I didn't like the art in that doujin so much.

>>10643380
I like the other lewd Miko and company one more.

I'm not all for sexualizing her though, it just feels wrong to do that to someone you look up to.

>>10643380
I don't find it good enough to overlook the content

>>10643409
I would to, but see...I like rape.
That's all mind break, though, so fuck that.

>>10643453
I know what you mean.

>>10643257
Cercis art is gorgeous as always

ANYWAY.

>>10643284
I'm gonna go with this. Ok?

So indecent!

>>10643610
Her hair isn't that huge, I wish more artists would read SoPM.

>>10643627
Alphes Touhous have big hair.

>>10643649
I'm just talking about most artists in general. Not that I should be picky, she doesn't get a whole heck of a lot of love.

>>10643666
Well, it's her most distinguishing feature, so...

>>10643610
>>10643649


I hope Alphes doesnt fuck up with her hair

>>10643678
My eyes go to her dress before they go to her hair.

>>10643683
As long as it's dramatic as fuck when she unsheathes her sword, her hair can be twice her size.

>>10643696
Strange.
I like to imagine those not-ears act like ears. Like...they twitch and move around and stuff.

>>10643700
I'm warmly awaiting this. It would imply that Miko is finally getting serious.

I love this picture.
I don't know why. It's probably Aya.

>Welcome to Gensokyo! Let's see your panties!
>...huh?

>>10643719
Her skirt is sufficiently billowy.

>>10643714
>>10643700
And when she starts sliding it out, as soon as the blade is exposed, colorful light SEETHES out from the now-exposed blade, getting even more and more intense and shaking the screen as she draws it.

>>10643719
Not canon, but I see Miko as a pantyhose kind of girl.

>>10643739
I can see it suiting her.

Miko so cold.

Usually when I see a charismatic, powerful character, I want to see that charisma break and the character get all flustered or embarrassed or what have you.
With Miko, I don't feel that near as much. Why?

>>10643742
>>10643739

No, Miko must show her legs

>>10643764
Because she has a personality like Yuyuko, being carefree most of the time

>>10643764
Yes, I think I might know what you mean.
There's something about Miko, but I don't know how to put it into words...

>>10643765

>>10643764
Because she wants nothing more than to help you. Miko is probably one of the few in Gensokyo that would go out of her way to help a human.

>>10643409
Best Miko porn is no doubt the akuten soushin book.

>>10643796
I love this picture, so much. I want her to command me.

>>10643799
You sure?

>>10643764
I want to fluster Miko, or see her in embarrassing situations.

taoists sux

>>10643840
no u sukzorz
pleae lve byakuren

>>10643825
Pretty sure.
Futo overshadows her in that book.

>>10643836
Not many of those.

Come here you fool !!!

>>10643959
I don't get it.

>>10643976
Neither do Alduin

Is Miko really a fighter? I'm not seeing it.

>>10644004
She is probably a trickster

>>10643325
respond pls

why is a thread about izayoi from is our problem child from another world? here in /jp/ when it should be over /a/t /a/?

>>10644004
Futo and Tojiko probably do the fighting for her

>>10644084
How lazy.

>>10644082
What?

Do you like warlock Miko or sword Miko better?

>>10645643
I'll always have a soft spot for 'locks from my WoW days, but that doesn't suit Miko very well.

>>10643627
> I wish more artists would read SoPM.
Secondary shit please get out.

>>10643739
>Not canon
Why? Looks canon enough for me.

>>10643797
>Miko is probably one of the few in Gensokyo that would go out of her way to help a human.
Grimedgy secondary please read your canon.

>>10646226
the word secondary lost its meaning

So much purple and gold, I can't help but like her color scheme.