/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Remember to be happy when I kick your ass back to the promised lands

I'd be happier with a yandere girlfriend.

>>10641165
No you wouldn't.

The things I would do to that squid..

Anyone here want to die?

can someone make me happy please

>>10641173

I'd give her a big hug.

It's hard to be happy when the majority feels you deserve a bullet to the head instead of happiness. I can't take it easy in this jew-brainwashed anti-lazy anti-different society.

>>10641165
Why does no one want a yandere boyfriend?

>>10641189
They have a penis so it's creepy and gross.

>>10641177
I want to kill anyone that wants to die.

>>10641192
No fuck off, I'm the designated killer for this thread.

It's hard to be happy, OP.

>>10641184

Now, now, there's no need for this irrational hate. Do not forget the seventy millions who were oppressed in similar fashion to you.

>>10641189
If a boy is yandere, it's creepy and gross. However, if it's a girl, then it is really cute and I like it.

>>10641203
Fuck off Brit/Aussie scum..

Take your le JEEEEEWWWWWSSSSSSS XDDDDDDDDDDD meme back to /pol/, shitposter.

>>10641189
If he really loves me enough he should turn into a girl for my sake.

No wait I take that back. A yandere boyfriend coulc cook me cookies with his "special" ingredients and beat up bullies for me.

>>10641225

Fuck off back to /q/ where you belong, kike.

>>10641225
You tell him, brother.

>>10634204

>>10641225
Please don't let the shitposting Limeys and Convicts distract you from the true source of the shitposting

>>10641225
I'm the guy he was responding to and I'm not mentioning jews a meme or something. I genuinely believe they're out to destroy many rights and freedoms and kill off anyone who doesn't help them make a profit.

>>10641241

Are you really desperate enough for attention that you're continuing this gimmick? Pathetic. Don't even respond to this post.

>>10641181
Where are you at, girl?

>>10641249
Gimmick? You think this is a joke, you degenerate piece of shit?

>>10641181
do you want to try being happy together

>>10641249
He's not the only you one, you Third worlder shitheel.

We will fucking liberate your brain from your skull, is that understood, yuropoor? Do not fuck with us.

/jp/ hold me please

>>10641271
I would hold you unironically.

>>10641271
>>10641280
Please allow me to hold you both while you are holding each other.

>>10641257
NC
>>10641263
No, because its impossible for everyone to be happy. Someone has to suffer.

It's squidling hard to be happy when you have no chance with your crush op :(

>>10641282
>>10641280
thanks

>>10641302
damn that hit me right in da feels

I'm trying to OP, I'm really trying to. But all that's happening right now is me realising how much of a disgusting slut I am and how much I want to kill myself. There's no point in trying to make people if all that's going to happen at the end are broken hearts.

>>10641320
I don't care if you're a slut, dude. I'll have sex with you.

>>10641321
What if you get venereal disease?

>>10641320
you are a good slut

>>10641320
I see you had to drop your tripcode Milk

>>10641324
But... but so many people are going to be sad because of my actions. I love them all too much and don't want them to be sad or feel anything negative at all. I hate this and want to cry.

>>10641327
I'm not Milk, I don't think we even live in the same continent. She's American, right?

>mfw Trevor is being a subhuman near me

>>10641334
don't be so hard on yourself, you don't seem like a bad person, just confused

>>10641334

I met this girl on Omegle once who said she was addicted to leading people on.

She had like 300 skype contacts. Maybe this is some sort of mental compulsion, like hoarding.

Whore-ding

>>10641340
By asking if she's American it makes me, a separate anon, think you're Milk.
You shouldn't feel like a slut though, unless you're being one. There is always hope. Don't give your body away if a man doesn't ask for your heart first in marriage. Can't you keep your legs shut until then?

>>10641358

>marriage

top lel

this is what christians actually believe leads to happiness

>>10641358
Of course she can't, shes a slut.

>>10641359
Virgin girls are much more likely to remain undivorced. Thus the children are less likely to have the fuckups that come with single-mother living. Thus the kids are less likely to become /jp/sie neets

>>10641359
>leads to happiness
No. Only a fool would believe that marriage is the key alone. Other things go with it. Including what it means to be in love.
You sound like a slut by the way.
>>10641360
That is why they're called sluts after all now isn't it.

I feel content with myself, k

>>10641365

that's great if you care about how happy your kids will be

it still does not change the undeniable fact that marriage is in no way conducive to happiness. it is a for-the-sake-of-the-children agreement that 'we can't split up even if we grow to hate each other', which almost 100% of couples do, which is why infidelity is literally present in >45% of all marriages (http://www.truthaboutdeception.com/cheating-and-infidelity/stats-about-infidelity.html))

why did it had to be this way, /jp/

How is happiness Otaku Culture?

>>10641358
I genuinely don't know that much about her.
I just want those who are very close to me experience things they might not ever experience. That itself isn't a bad wish but it doesn't work when you have a lover and a small number of friends you want to please and make happy.

>>10641357
Hah.

>>10641384
this is a hedonism thread and all otaku culture is about being happy

>>10641384
I enjoyed this post

>>10641387
I am soon going to start finding you and beat you up with a ruler for using that word and associating it with your incapable hikikomori consumerist ass. fucking pricks

>>10641380
I blame the lack of arranged marriages and gender segregation not being commonplace. These things take a great amount of stress out of life.

>>10641394
Please don't be mean.

>>10641397
I believe it depends on the person.

>>10641394
this is a no bully zone please be nice!!

>>10641389
>I just want those who are very close to me experience things they might not ever experience.
> That itself isn't a bad wish but it doesn't work when you have a lover and a small number of friends you want to please and make happy.

Are you trying to please and make them happy with sex? You have no idea what life is about then. I've never hear a more slut mentality than this, well maybe once before, but regardless wow.
Also
>experience things they might not ever experience
Sounds like you're reflecting your own insecurities of a meaningless life you seem to be living out.

>>10641382
Why did Yukko kill herself?

>>10641419
Because it's better to burn out than fade away.

>>10641380
>which is why infidelity is literally present in >45% of all marriages
TNB - Typical Normie Behavior. Half of the population fuggs strangers for revenge more often than I'd like to fugg anyone.

>>10641424
fuck you i was going to post exactly this

>>10641418
Alongside other (more important) things, yes. That's why I said I'm a disgusting slut. There isn't much point in rubbing it in.

>>10641428
Normies and oversexual people are disgusting

>>10641424
What's she fading away in? She's not 50 jeez.

>>10641430
Wasn't trying to rub it in. I was just completely shocked. You don't have to do it though.

Anyway you must be either good looking for people to have relations with you or you're ugly with other ugly people.

>>10641440
She was fading away into irrelevance.

>>10641419
Life is hard.

>>10641449
But she's got the 2D edge. MAGIC and FRIENDSHIP can make life there exceed all expectations. She isn't Tomoko or a Urobutcher pet project.

>>10641445
I know I don't have to do it and can just end everything with a sentence or two, but I just don't want to let anyone down or potentially ruin a friendship from saying no, you know? I told one of them that I wasn't feeling very comfortable with everything we were planning and he said he understood, and then proceeded to avoid me for around a month. Don't want that to happen again, I was so worried about him while he was gone...

>>10641461
If you're not going to do anything, what's the point in complaining? Nobody here can magically change the arrangement you're in. Either stop having sex with people or don't.

All non-virgin girls should just die... same with non-skinny girls.

>>10641461
You shouldn't need to whore yourself out to have friends. To have the ones that matter anyways. Same thing as guys shouldn't have to empty their entire bank account just to hang out with a girl. The understanding ones who like you for things more than pussy and money (surprised that sugar mommas do exist) are the keepers.

>>10641467
I wasn't expecting help, it just feels nice to get something off your chest every once in a while. I apologise.

>>10641461
please don't degrade yourself just to have the company of other people, it's bad for you

>>10641461
The thing is you're missing what it means to have a real friendship. What were you planning? I could either see him stop talking to you if he felt uncomfortable with having sex with you or he was having sex with you and you said it needed to stop, so he left. Sex binds people together and women's emotions are bound much closer with their bodies.

>>10641477

What's degrading about having sex? I don't understand. It feels good and has no repercussions if you use contraception.

>>10641488
Pretty sure it's a man d00d.

A WOMAN IN PERIL??? TIME TO WRITE OUT SEVERAL WELL-RESEARCHED AND LENGTHY REPLIES ON HOW TO BETTER HER SITUATION! THIS WILL SURELY IMPROVE MY CHANCES OF SEX

>>10641484
Only the weak resort to carnal desires

Sorry but sex is not otaku culture

>>10641484
you/she is clearly whoring herself out for company, that's degrading. you shouldn't need to get your holes stuffed just to keep some friends

>>10641488
Please take your stupidity to /v/.

>>10641494

Please remove your fucking pathetic, sex-starved teenage self from the board.

Can alcohol make me happy?

to the girl in this thread: sorry but women are really gross and their bodies start decaying after 15, plus you're not a virgin so thats x2 gross

>>10641496
Yes, as you can see, everyone here talking to ``her'' is posting with their real name, giving out their skype and with their email in the email field.

Again, take your stupidity to /v/.

>>10641507

Again: suck my cock, you disgusting underaged little fuck. Do not reply to this post.

>>10641502
sometimes, others it makes you even sadder

>>10641512
repply

>>10641506
There are no women in this thread. Just some weird, sad, faggot.

>>10641502
It doesn't make me happy but it makes me care a lot less about social anxiety. And at that point I've got many years worth of things to talk about so I start rambling non stop to anyone who will listen.

I want to buy a oppai mouse pad but I'm not sure with one to get out of these:
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=CGD2-48485
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=CGD-5489
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=CGD2-48483

It would make me happy if I could decide

>>10641521
>http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=CGD2-48483

This one is nice.

>>10641507
>>10641493
>>10641490
I'm a guy.
I really didn't mean to derail the thread this much, I'm really sorry /jp/. I'll try my best to be happy tomorrow.

>>10641524
Okay I'm gonna go with that one
Thank you