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I want to hug Teruyo.

jp whats it like to be happy

>>10634206
That is very cute, thank you.

Today it was cold and snow was all over place and it made me feel like shit. The end.

Discuss THIS

>>10634206
Before I was hugging a pillow on my bed pretending to cuddle with someone. It was the most comfortable I've been in a while.

>>10634219
I do this every night. Would you like to cuddle someone at some point in your life?

Was supposed to write an email today to get my autismbux. Procrastinated it. Gonna do it tomorrow, it's too late now.

Then I finished a manga, which made me sad.

Then I did a 132.5kg deadlift for 5 reps. A new personal record, which made me happy. My last best was 130kg for 4 reps.

Then I watched Girls & Panzer.

Then the fan of my CPU stopped working, which made me sad again. My computer still runs but I have to monitor my CPU temperature now and I can't play games.

Today happened a lot. Tomorrow is going to be more relaxed.

http://www.epicconstructions.com/mirror/mcd/
I wish I could cook sometimes.

>>10634219
I do this every night but I still want to get a actual daki

>>10634230
Yes since I really do, do it every night. I don't think I ever will unless some miracle happens.

>>10634219
>>10634230
>>10634239
>>10634240
>>>/a/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/v/

If I go in for my 5150, will it cost me anything? I am insured, but I don't know what hospitals are covered; should I ask my mother?

>>10634252
Typical NEET thread people. Disgusting people.

>>10634252
But I hug my wife every night.

FOUND A JOB

will start work around next week

until then I'm still NEET..sorta

>>10634261
>>>/out/

>>10634195
>>10634206

I thought she's going to get hit or something

>>10634268
Please don't be mean to Kaguya.

>>10634268

Teruyos are made for hugging.

>>10634219
>>10634230
>>10634206
>>10634239
Real people are disgusting.

>tfw it's my birthday but no kawaii japanese girlfriend to spend the day with me

>>10634265
I'm just going to believe that /out/ was made for this purpose alone

>>10634285
Happy birthday! How old are you today?

>>10634285
Who are you quoting?

>>10634280

Teruyo isn't a real person!

Sadly.

>>10634287
It could be. Mootie is known to be kind of wily.

>>10634195

Cute image, dude.

>>10634195
>>10634206

those made me smile

>>10634303
Efe is a very good artist.

>>10634293

22

>>10634294

the feel guy inside me

How do I sign up for paid experiments? e.g. taking drugs, doing psychological surveys, living in a cage for a month, etc.?

Can I just phone a university and ask?

I've been sick for nearly a week now and I'm not getting any better.

What the hell should I do? I can't go to a doctor because it's too expensive and I don't want to go to a hospital and apply for charity care because I'll feel ashamed of myself...I guess I'm just going to die here alone in my room.

>>10634314

I'll miss you, Anonymous.

>>10634314
How are you sick? I'm an internet doctor, maybe I can help you.

>>10634315
I know it feels getting older with less of a chance with every passing year after 20 is hard. Don't give up yet.

>>10634314
Last time I was sick was in the Fall when I had bad allergies. It lasted for more than 1 week but not more than 2 and I had a runny nose and sore throat for a while after on and off.

>>10634322
My right nostril and right side of my face are completely stuffed up. I can't hear out of my right ear anymore. My left side has so much pressure above my eye that it feels like it's going to explode. My nose is just leaking snot 24/7 and I can't even blow it because it's all stuffed up. I've been taking tylenol and advil, but the pain doesn't go away and I have nothing else in the house to take.

>>10634327
Sinus infection.

>>10634330
I know that's what it is, but it hasn't gotten better and I can't get any antibiotics because I don't have the money. I'm probably going to get a brain infection next and I'll be found dead in my chair.

>>10634330

Is he going to be okay?

>>10634330
>>10634327
Yes I can confirm this, what I had except even worse since I could hardly breathe at all and I hearing was fucked in both of my ears for a while. It was like everything in my head was swollen and leaking 24/7.

>>10634327
Your chi flow in your neck is blocked because you haven't been taking it easy lately.

My advice would be to immigrate into a country that doesn't let you die when you are poor.

>>10634280
>Real people are disgusting.
Sure.

>>10634347
I live in the greatest country on earth though...

At least that's what I was told. God Bless America.

>>10634347
Try not to be so buttfurious. Do it for me, please.

>>10634327
Yep, sinus infection.
Treat the symptoms with whatever you have on hand and suck up vitamin C like a hoover and sooner or later it will pass.

On the note of blocked ears, mine are really really prone to infection and using headphones even at normal levels will brick them shut with shit, one of these days I should by a syringe to clean them out myself with but I'm kind of scared of rupturing my ear drum with it.

>>10634353
Well, it is great, isn't it? America has the biggest guns, the best science and most global influence. What else could a man want?

>>10634372
More free booze.

>>10634366
I've been drinking a carton of orange juice every day. I guess I'll just keep on doing that and taking it easy. I haven't been sick in nearly 2 years too...I really don't know how I got it. I think it might have been because I was on the bus next to some oriental girl who was coughing or something...I don't really know.

>>10634381
Yes.

>>10634384
It's super easy to get sick even if you live alone, assuming you're a shut in, for the same reasons someone who only lays in bed can't shoot up and run a two minute mile.

But if you can afford to keep up the orange juice you'll be fine eventually. Other than being miserable for a time, nothing bad should really happen. Peroxide can open up your ears some if you can find a way to actually get it in there deep enough by the way.

>>10634384
Is it from concentrate?
Orange juice from concentrate isn't worth drinking.

>>10634402
My mom buys me it for me, it's just that things are tight this month and I can't afford the 300+ dollars to go to a clinic.
>>10634403
I'll have to check, I don't think it is though.

>>10634403
Oh no the water in my drink isn't the same water from the Brazilian orange plantation!

Who gives a shit. Your precious not from concentrate orange juice has pig disgusting sweeteners and preservatives added to it, anyway.

My dad bought me orange juice yesterday, but he got it with bits in instead of smooth.

Five whole cartons.

>>10634420
But there is a world of difference between the two. Buy a carton of each and tell me it's not worth the extra cash.

>>10634429

Pulpy orange juice is the best type.

>>10634429

You'll learn to love it.

Today I am reading manga and the NEET one made me smile.

>>10634417
Like >>10634403 said, concentrate is kind of shitty, but I didn't want to tread that topic, myself. If possible try to make sure you're drinking the good stuff instead.

Might take a few weeks depending to clear up on how out of shape your immune system is, but you won't keel over and die in the mean time.

>>10634360
I have actually found that being mad and negative all the time makes me more vulnerable to getting sick. The secret to not getting sick really is taking it easy.

Doctors are scams.

>>10634442

I want to buy animal crackers for Haman.

>>10634429
Yesterday my mom randomly came in my room and put a bag of caramel popcorn and box of that Crunch n Munch stuff on my desk. I know I love the stuff but I was so confused, she didn't even say anything. She just like threw it in my face and walked out.

Newman's Own lemon aid is really good, I've switched to it for my fruit juice fix since the store I go stopped carrying high pulp.

>>10634461
I like this one.

>>10634366
Vitamin C actually does nothing if you are already sick. And it only has very minor effects if you aren't sick.

>>10634462

She loves you and wants to make you happy but she doesn't want you to get any ideas. Imagine how troublesome that dilemma is for her.

I like apple juice and grape juice most.

>>10634470
What ``ideas''?

How could you get sick if you don't go outside? Fucking falseNEETs, your game is up!

>>10634470
What doesn't she want me to get any ideas on?

>>10634459
I want to buy animal crackers for Mr. Paptimus.

>>10634473

That she approves of the way you're living your life.

Alternatively, that she wants to have sex with you.

So, don't be getting any ideas, Anonymous.

>>10634296
If she was a real person she wouldn't be who she it.

>>10634348
Do you think of 3D when you look at hibiki?

>>10634482
No, what I was trying to imply was that I don't want to hug a 3D person at night but Hibiki instead.

>>10634480
>That she approves of the way you're living your life.
That's ridiculous. Why would you try to teach a 20-year-old like that? It makes so little sense. What about doing something like talking?

>>10634474
Your parents go outside and they bring the germs home.

>>10634497

Parenting is hard, of course you wouldn't understand.

>>10634497
Perhaps her tongue was cut out by brittish sympathists or something? Don't presume to know her circumstances.

>>10634517
Yes, but why would you make it even harder than it has to be? How could that kind of mutism even provide better results than discussing things openly? Is there something that can't be discussed?

>>10634529

Not talking is how women say they're mad at you.

>>10634529
She has a neet son, she probably isn't that competent as a parent and a human.

>>10634536

Projecting, perhaps?

You should love your momma

>>10634543

I love my parents.

Vegetables are very nourishing.

>>10634550
I like eating them mixed with rice.
But I like broccoli on its own.

>>10634536
She has managed to talk a man into shooting a load inside her. How could talking to that load suddenly be so difficult?

I can't sleep. I need female breathing sounds to keep the thoughts away, and the one sample I've found that's decent is from a white 3dp. Anyone have breathing sounds to share? Preferably not Lound panting, it's for sleeping and heavy breathing gets distracting quickly.

>>10634268
she does. the image is cropped. he knees her in the face. its sad; damn cruel jap artists. everything has to be mean.

Would it be feasible to charge a NEET the entire price of utilities so that they would get government money for it and thus pay for the house?

Whoops.

>>10634567
That's what I do, but I refuse to pay for the stuff I don't use, tv/phone bullshit and gas namely. Pretty sure their plan backfired.

>>10634573
how do you not use gas?

>>10634573
We wouldn't have those things in the first place.

>>10634579
Because we have steam heating, and I only cook in my room and not on the gas range. Though if they pressed me, I would have made the concession for it. I think our gas bill monthly is like $20~ mostly because of the $16 a month minimum charge.

>>10634557

I eat them raw.

Cooking them ruins them in my opinion, especially brocolli - that tastes very strong when raw, kind of spicy.

Mushrooms are probably the thing most ruined by cooking.

>>10634594

>Mushrooms are probably the thing most ruined by cooking.

You're just being weird now.

>>10634597

No!

Raw mushrooms are crunchy and delicious. Cooked ones are soggy shit.

>>10634594
I just steam them. I don't like mushrooms.

I wish I could win the lottery. I'd like to live with a /jp/ friend even though he'd hate me

Today I tried using kanjitomo together with a HD webcam and it worked better then I expected to. Now it's even easier to read all these doujins that I own.

>>10634564
There are some on youtube.

Listening to them I noticed how they don't seem to take it easy. They breathe every second. I breathe about once every 8 seconds.

How often do you breathe, /jp/?

>>10634611
I wouldn't hate a friend.

I found out my honor roll sister has grown into just as autistic as NEET as I, despite not having seen one another for over a decade. Guess it runs in the family.

Naturally she has her own private host she compensates with sex, while I'm left having my father turn down my advances daily.

>>10634623

I thought my sister was going to become truNEET. After finishing school, she made no effort to get a job, and completely ignored family complaints about it.

I was somewhat sad, the day she gave in and got a job almost immediately.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA

>>10634637
It's not all it's cracked up to be, at least you don't have her boyfriend/fuckbuddy who couldn't be more stereotypically white trash if he tried coming over to beg for money.

>>10634327
It's Lupus.

>>10634620
I'm not a likable friend

Sometimes I think how much I would like to be hugged. I would start crying if I got one.
Then I remember it would always be a pity hug, not a "I love you" hug, so I get better.

>>10634664

I'd like your money.

Isn't it much harder to make friends when that is the whole intention? What I mean is, there'd be too much pressure when that's all you're interacting for.

It's really only possible when both parties have no other choice but to interact, and simply make the best of it.

>>10634678

Go hug your mom, dude.

>>10634664
Just rub my face against your big fat cash and it'll be fine.

>>10634682

It's not like you have any friends.

>>10634684
I hate my mom.

>>10634690
Watching people whore themselves out in these threads, and having watched kids in primary school, I base my opinion on the matter by which looked to be more successful.

I don't need friends to know this is not how you make them.

>>10634654

My sister has never had a boyfriend, which I am very glad for.

>>10634601
I'll have to try raw veggies sometime.
Don't worry, I won't be mad if I get sick or die since I've never eaten a raw vegetable.

>>10634706
I always thought that to make friends I needed "a special activity that DEMANDED for the two of us to spend time together and interact".

Not exactly like school, but more liek a school project, or a team work or something. Something lasting, enough for the people involved in it to form bonds.

>>10634710
How old is she?

>>10634715

You won't get ill.

I don't even wash them.

I think I have eaten an insect on one, at least once. They don't taste bad at all.

>>10634720
9

>>10634725
Well of course she doesn't has a boyfriend, what kind of perverted society you liuve on?

Make sure she doesn't get none until she's at least 18.
And even then.

>>10634720

18.

>>10634728
Maybe she wants you to be her boyfriend.

>>10634732
Oh god yes, incest.

>>10634715
>I've never eaten a raw vegetable
wat

>>10634738
>>10634732

Already done it.

Was awkward, and I can't shake the feeling she was mentally damaged by it, despite consenting.

We didn't actually reach the point of sex, though, she did want to - that was too risky in my mind, so I prevented it.

>>10634755
Tell us more

>>10634758

It's not particularly interested.

Just touching, and dry humping.

She often initiated it, which I was reluctant to do, due to being three years older, and thus the individual responsible.

>>10634755
Yeah fiction or not, spin us a good yarn, aniki.

>>10634775
I was in my room.

And she came.

And so did I.

In her mouth.

Did you cum already anon?

>>10634801

I never did that.

Please don't pretend to be me.

>>10634804
You can cum in my mouth if you like.

>>10634831

いいえ。結構です。

>>10634384
> I think it might have been because I was on the bus next to some oriental girl who was coughing or something

nice racist comment /b/ro! keep it going fag!

>>10634929
Don't bully!

>>10634929
That's not what racism is.

>>10634429
Oh my goodness, the best thing ever just happened! I went to get another glass of orange juice, and it turns out my dad took the orange juice with bits back, and replaced it with smooth orange juice! This has made me very happy.

>>10634984

Your dad is really nice. Bits are still better though.

>>10634601
I love mushrooms cooked because I love how soft they gat and how they take in a lot of flavor. I love a nice hot plate of noodle, shrimp, and various vegetables in terriyaki and soy sauce.

My roommate's heading home for spring break. It'll be nice to have the place to myself.

After a week and a half of a regular sleep schedule, I'm back to sleeping at random 6 hour intervals. Luckily I'm not sleeping more than once a day, but it's getting to be draining.

Haven't left the house in about 9 days now. I'm running short on supplies. Need to run to the store before this weekend.

I need to pick up the slack from skipping Japanese the past 4 days. Spent too much time on MMO's and watching anime with my dad over the internet.

>>10634984
But the pulp is the best part about drinking orange juice...

>>10634984
I never drink orange juice even in the morning. I'm either having coconut milk or water.

>>10634429

Just filter it.

>>10634996

>watching anime with my dad over the internet.

My Dad keeps trying to take an interest in anime around me, because I used to be open about watching it, about 7 years ago. I even saw K-On on his Facebook feed once, but it was only as he was scrolling, so I have no idea what the context was.

I really don't think he'll "get it" at all, so I try to subvert him when he starts trying to talk about it. His perception of it is, as far as I can understand, completely wrong - he seems to think I watch it for some kind of artistic value (like an obscure foreign movie, or something), and has no idea about cute girls doing cute things.

I think it would probably shatter his view of me entirely if he knew what I actually watch.

>>10635087

Nip it in the bud now.

>>10635087
What do you actually watch?

>>10634612
wow, that program looks pretty useful

>>10635087

Oh dear. That's bad.

>>10635101

Cute girls doing cute things, as I said.

>>10635103

You mean completely end his pursuit of it, by telling him I grew out of it, or similar?

>>10635087
>>10635121
Surely you must like some sort of accessible and generally critically acclaimed anime, too?

Show him Akira or Serial Experiments Lain or something.

>>10635121

Something like that. Not that your dad trying to get to know you better is bad, or that him thinking less of you for it will be bad.

I don't really know how to put it into words. Anime like that you don't actively seek out to start with. You sort of fall into it I guess.

>>10635130
>Lain
I'm convinced nobody actually likes that show, people just pretend they do because it's critically acclaimed and `deep'.

Go for the actual classics like Cowboy Bebop (you can even show him the dub!), the GITS movies and as he said Akira.

>>10635142
Agreed on all points.

This is why I'm glad I mostly like serious sci-fi/mecha/crime anime, it's easy to explain if I have to.

Not that I'm against cute or slice of life anime, it's just not my thing. You guys have my condolences if you ever have to explain that to normal people.

>>10635141
>>10635130

This is going to get to much like a blog if I reply.

I just wanted to mention the occurrence, not "solve" the problem.

>>10635142
Lain is great. In fact, what you just described I originally thought about Akira, until I re-watched it a few years later.

>>10635171

Okay. Thank you for your consideration.

Any UK NEETs/hikis here? What benefits do you recieve and how much do you get?

>>10635171
Oh no, blogging in the blog thread.

Just go and solve the problem. Show him Grave of the Fireflies.

>>10635190
I live in the UK. I was on Employment and Support Allowance for a while. I got £56 a week (you got more if you're 25 or over). Unfortunately, the medical assessment they did found me fit enough to work, so for the past few months I've been penniless. I could apply for Jobseeker's Allowance, but I'm too anxious, which is why I applied for ESA in the first place.

>>10635190

I am still living off my university "loan".

I got a load of extra money for free, due to the financial situation of my parents, and the degree I was taking, and I spent very little money while I was there, so I made a profit of over £12k. I just pay a fairly small rent to my Dad - I'd prefer to live alone, but my money wouldn't last long at all, like that.

I guess I will eventually have to start collecting welfare, which I imagine is going to be a huge hassle.

>>10635202

I can say from experience that JSA is very easy to maintain. The initial interview-thing you have can be quite nervy though.

It is suprisingly easy to blag your evidence every fortnight.

In all seriousness, how likely do you think it's that you will some day get a job or pursue higher education?

Two years ago I was convinced that I would never play a part in this society, and was pretty much content with doing nothing for the rest of my life. However, after being institutionalized for a while, I got back on my feet and my mom arranged me a job. I'm planning on going to university this fall and I wish to never go back to my old self.

I know it's possible to enjoy NEET life, I enjoyed it too (to a certain degree), but I could never forget whatever little ambition I had left in me. I'm not going to university because I want to get a well-paying job, I'm going there because I want to be able to make my living by doing something I find important. I don't think this makes me a normalfag or a drone, although I suppose my old self would view me as one.

I don't really have any point, I just felt like venting a little.

Today was a very busy day at work. Please hold me /jp/.

>>10635235

>>>/out/

>>10635211
... You do know what a loan is, right? You're gonna have to pay that back eventually. And more.

>>10635235
Unless someone pushes me into a very easy job that requires no real interaction with people I'm not getting one. I can't even get past an interview anywhere so it doesn't matter. No one wants me to work for them. It's very unlikely that I'll ever have a job so I don't worry about it. There's no way I'm getting into any higher education though, I know that's impossible for me altogether so it's something I don't even consider.

>>10635235

Higher education killed any form of ambition I had.

If I have to get a job, I would opt for something which requires no skill or commitment, something which ends, at the end of the day. Like working in a supermarket.

I heard someone say, the other day: "I would rather have no free time, and loads of money, rather than loads of free time, but no money".

I am not part of this society and don't want to be.

2 nights ago I tried to kill myself. I figured the best way to make it look like an accident was to drink myself into a coma and then choke in my own vomit. It's probably painless, too, since you're black out drunk and can't feel anything. So I stole 2 bottles of liquor from my dad's cabinet, drank them as quickly as I could, waited until it kicked in and then just laid down in my bed staring at the ceiling. I had some crazy dreams about life and the universe and I woke up with puke all over my face and chest. I was still staring at the ceiling, so I don't know how this could have happened. Why didn't I die? Is someone above trying to send me a message? Like "not just yet, there's something I need you to do"?

>>10635218
I was actually on it, but I never received any money. Basically I had a few sessions but I didn't have all my bank details for the first appointment, so there was a huge delay and I never got paid. Then anxiety took over and I couldn't walk into the building any more.

I actually did the things because I wanted my lies to be convincing, but it was still nothing.
"Looked on job listing website"
"Read a newspaper"
"Emailed a CV to call centre"
Still, I'm surprised at how easy it was and how they made no effort to check. Didn't they change the system recently?

>>10635211
I wish I still had my university loan money. £6,000 of debt, even if I'm under no pressure to pay it back, makes me feel uneasy. It doesn't help that I later discovered I could have received a maintenance grant for being poor. Oh well, it could have been worse. Those of you who did more than a year or enrolled after the tuition fee rise, you have my condolences.

>>10635246

That's why I said "loan".

It doesn't have to be repaid unless you earn a certain amount (18k/yr, I think), and is written off if you die, or age past 40.

The "free money" I mentioned was on top of this - something that I won't have to repay, even if I do repay the loan.

Nice blog thread

>>10635235
how old are you?

my psichatrist keeping telling me to get a job, she basically says it will solve all my problems. i think it will wreck me even more.

i think this whole therapy/medication business is just a scam, a conspiracy to make me and other depressed to simply get a job, screw everything else

>>10635260

Sure. Although if you want it to look like an accident and die, crash your car instead.

>>10635260
I don't think that's a very reliable way to kill yourself, I'm not sure that you should take survival as a sign.

>>10635260
but that's not how you try to kill youtself, that's a call for help. if you want help, get help.

>>10635260

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality

>>10635260
Say that after you make a serious attempt and aren't just trying to attention whore. I feel worse for your dad who's out two bottles of possibly great liquor.

>>10635260
No, it just means you failed at killing yourself.

If you're not just being melodramatic and you want to end your life, then you have every right to do that. Look up "exit bags". Basically you put an oven bag over your head and pump it full of helium. You breathe helium instead of oxygen, you pass out and die painlessly. It won't look like an accident so you'll have family to consider, but they would be upset if you died accidentally and a suicide letter might help console them.

>>10635260
usually when you puke when you sleep your body involuntarily moves to keep you from choking, at least that's happened when i puked while i was drunk and asleep

>>10635272
Don't blame her. Her job is to rehabilitate you, not to help you.

>>10635262

I imagine the Conservatives did but I don't know the details. It's probably too daunting a task to check the validity of loads of claimant's statements each fortnight though.

>>10635273
according to google lots of people die like that every year

>Hundreds of people die every year from choking on their own vomit. Several famous people throughout history have also died this way. It usually happens while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs. In fact, many times when you hear that someone died of an overdose, they really choked on their own vomit. You know that, when drinking, people can throw up if they’ve had too many. If you drink too much or take too much of some other drug, you may throw up while lying on your back. If this happens when you are sober, you usually wake up first and have time to turn to the side, or you turn to the side and spit it out afterward. If you do too many drugs or take too many drinks, you may be too intoxicated to move yourself, so your mouth fills with the vomit. Your body breathes automatically. Even if you try to hold your breath, you will start breathing again eventually. The body still tries to continue breathing and the vomit gets sucked into the lungs blocking the oxygen. Essentially, you are drowning in your own vomit.

sounds horrifying

>>10635296
that's not what they said

>>10635272
She wants to keep you sedate and put you back to work for the man, man.
She is, willingly or not, an agent of the illuminati, and you should tell her as much.

>>10635272
I have no idea what you're talking about. It's not like they are trying to force you to return to society and become a worker slave and buy expensive drugs to combat the anxiety of being said worker. It's definetly not like that!

>>10635289
So if someone found me with a plastic bag wrapped around my head and a helium tank next to me they'll think it was an accident? Really?

>>10635321

Word. 'Psychiatrists' are on the front line of the conspiracy. The Man drives you into the dirt and then, right when you are at your most vulnerable, uses these agents of deceit to make you a docile slave.

>>10635324
I want to know if this silhouette would still look like a greedy Jewish man if I hadn't seen the original image.

>>10635330
label the tank as laughing gas or oxygen, your reputation will be intact.

>>10635330
>It won't look like an accident

If you insist on it looking like an accident, get drunk and jump into a car. Or drink antifreeze.

>>10635344

Or get completely plastered and lie outside in the cold.

>>10635324

Unemployed and sheltered virgins are lucky to be the only ones with the super power to see through Big Jew's scheme of global domination.

>>10635357
Of all the crazy people who shut themselves in their rooms and post about the government on message boards and newsgroups all day, some of them have to be right.

Maybe those people are who we'll become in the future.

>>10635087
youre worried about what he might think of you liking cute girls doing cute things? id be more worried about the deviant porn you, likely, like.

at least, thats how it us for me.

>>10635330

get a cpap mask to ensure the death

>>10634347
Social welfare doesn't make a great country.
>>10634353
That's what they tell me too. I don't believe them though.

Technically I'm a NEET, but I'm not crippled with social awkwardness like I've always characterized NEETs/Hikikomoris with.

>>10635378
I'd be more worried about him digging deeper too and finding out what I really like. Luckily my father doesn't care about anything I like and we keep to ourselves. The music we like crosses slightly, that's it.

>>10635433

You're just a loser then?

Hey guys, we are the Hero generation! We are going to deal with an upcoming crisis!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SJNz98OaDA

Learn a skill to make money on your own, so you can weather through the crisis created by your narcissistic and hedonistic parents!

>>10635389
String and an oven bag takes two seconds and you can pick that shit up anywhere.

>>10634195
What a lovely picture

>>10635442
Yes, you could say that...

>>10635446

>We are going to deal with an upcoming crisis!

Oh boy.

>10635474

Think the Great Depression, but in the present!

>/jp/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=orrADre3Y08

Hey NEETs, a new job just opened up that I'm sure most of you could do.

http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2013/03/18/electronic-arts-ceo-john-riccitiello-to-step-down/

Ganbatte /jp/!

All I want in life is a BroadcasTheNet account.

>>10635601
Useless site, you can only download full seasons at a time.

>>10635601
Sorry dude, I'm all out or I would.

>>10635648
What? No.

>>10635648
Huh? They have the latest episodes when they air, and you can select specific files in your torrent client for the season/batch torrents.

>>10635561
Most of us probably enjoy video games too much to lead a successful video game company

>>10635663
I appreciate the thought anyway!

A few months ago a kind Anon invited me to a different torrent website where after another seeding I could request a BTN invite, but that website closed a few days later.

On BTN, if you only partially download a torrent they won't count any of your seeding.
There are some single episode torrents however.
But any shows I care about are only available in Season form.

>>10635688
I think they have recruiters on UndergroundGamer if you'd like an invite.

>>10635699
I think I'm part of that site. The other site was bitgamer and now it plays sad music.

>>10635695
BTN has some incredibly lax rules. I live in Canada and have a bandwidth cap so I can't seed 1:1.

All they ask is that you seed a torrent for 2 days or seed 1:1. I just set my client to upload at a max of 1kb/s and let it run forever and collect all the points. I made it to power user incredibly fast, I have 450 gb downloaded and 60gb of upload (and almost the entirety of that 60gb is just from when they gave out free gifts of 10gb upload during the holidays).

So really, you just download whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want.

>>10635715
I did those things and I had my account for maybe a year or two. I actually had lots of points and, the last time I checked, 7 invites.

Unfortunately my account was disabled and I don't know why. I think it's because I invited some people from /g/ and maybe they did something bad.

>>10635715
And they don't start counting your upload until you complete the torrent.

>>10635672
That's a very good point. A good game is one that delivers maximum profitability to the bottom line in the short and long-term (sequels, spin-offs, merch). What the game actually is doesn't matter. If you don't think anywhere close to the land of cost-benefit and profits, then better to not even apply to big studios.

Filled in half of my work diary for my NEET money, will do the rest tomorrow.Also gave the latest GuP a watch, Miho is too cute

>>10635788
Work diary? Is that where you write out all the ways you tried looking for work? Or how you work a shit job and continue to qualify for income supplement?

How is your boyfriend doing?

>>10635561

no one wants to fill in for a pro gay company

>>10635811
The former.It takes me a hour or two to fill it in completely yet they give me two weeks.Lucky lucky~

>tfw no gf

>>10635877
Urgh girls.Step up senpai

>>10635828
Fine, he just doesn't know he's my boyfriend.

>>10635877

>>10635922
How does that even work?

>>10635944
asaucer is the worst keion

Can you get autism bux if you have aspergers?

Some doctor diagnosed me with that when I was 8 years old, but I never was put in any special classes or anything in my school life and I even got a college degree. I don't feel like working and I want to collect autism bux anyways though...am I qualified enough or will they look at my long list of accomplishments and tell me to get the hell out?

>>10635950
No way, Mio is the worst.

>>10635956
Now now, they're both essentially the same person.

>>10635964
That isn't really true.

Azusa needs to learn to take it easy.

>>10635967
Mio is the one that never takes it easy.

>>10635967
It's not her fault she's surrounded by retards.

>>10635981
She chooses to spend her time that way.
So it really is.

>>10635989
Sick burn

>>10635996
Thanks anon, I'm glad you had my back.

>>10636000
Can we at least agree that Azunyan is a solid #3? Yui and Mugi stand far above the other keions anyway.

>>10635953

Nope. They should give you money regardless of achievements or lack thereof.

>>10635922
Why don't you tell him?

>>10636007
Yui is the worst.

>>10636007
Mugi > Ritsu > Yui > Mio > Asuza

Fact

>>10636012
That's wrong.

I never watched it

All K-on's were shit

>>10636007
Yui is really shitty, maybe second shittiest. But I'll give azu the number three slot just for you.

>>10635956
mio is the best

>>10636014
mugi a shit

mio>ritsu>whatever

>>10636014
Last 2 are interchangeable as they are basically the same

>>10636024
What did you just say you little shit? Mugi is by far the best Keion, she is rich as shit and loves taking care of people. Mio is a strung up cunt and would force you to work.

>>10634204
no replies nobody is happy here

>>10636031

Pretty much, yeah.

>>10636024
>mugi a shit
Yes, she's definitely into scat if you've read that trilogy... Can't unread.

>>10636031
>>10634204
M-Maybe I could make you guys happy tonight

>>10636023
Yui is second best!

Mio is best

>>10636049

>>10636030

///////////////// OFFICIAL /JP/ K-ON RANKING LIST //////////////////

1. AZUCAT = YUI
2. MUGI
3. RITSU
4. MIO

>>10636058
How did she get both number one and number four?

K-ONs >>>/out/

>>10636065
>Yui
>Redhead
Costanza's old age has gotten to him

>>10636058
Put Azunyan below Mugi and that list is correct.

>>10636063
only secondaries think mio and azucat are the same

>>10634226
What type of autismbux are you getting, and how would I go about getting some myself?

>>10636065
Gives me a reason to post this

>>10636031
that`s what i thought so i didn`t felt so bad for no replies after 250+ posts

>>10636041
i`m sorry

>>10636082
What does it say?

>>10636120
HEU HEU HEU

>>10636120
Basically 'With this cute girl supporting us Valencia will reach our targets in the league'

>>10636005
What if he says no?

>>10636082
Anymore of these?

>>10636160
I'll say yes, but no guarantee that I won't disappear after a week.

Life is good right now. It's getting warmer out and I go to the store everyday for some snacks and tea. My whole neighborhood smells like flowers, it's really nice.

>>10636221
You're not him though. I want him. And leaving after a week is like saying no.

Life's too depressing right now for me
I just don't know what to do anymore

Goodnight /jp/

I have a headache.

>>10634623
>>10634637

My sister is only 13 but I can tell she's gonna become a NEET like me.

>>10636394
I wish I had a sister growing up. Not exactly the fetish thing - just to have a different experience. Have 2 brother (older and younger) and virtually all male cousins.

My sister is a whore who is mean to me.

Whenever my 11 year old sister is around her and my mom get lewd. Like weird lewd, I don't think its right.

All they talk about are breasts, female genitals, menstruation, etc. Every time I'm nearby I overhear them talking about such things that a proper lady shouldn't speak of. I'm scared my mom will turn her into a slut like she is.

>>10636464
Save your imouto anon. Spend more time with her and switch up her role models. Pay for finishing school for her if you're working. Guide her into being a proper young lady. Then fuck it.

>>10636347

i have the same problem. i am very depressed. goodnight. i will go to sleep too.

>>10636464

My sister just goes really quiet if people mention stuff like that. Maybe it's different when it's just her and mom completely alone or something.

My sister is quite odd in other ways though so I don't really know.

>>10636461
My sister is a sweetheart who I watch anime with.

>>10636471
Yeah as you can imagine I'm not exactly a cool guy. I don't really hang around any of them and I have very little in common, much less the capacity to be a role model for anyone.

It'll kill me inside if she shows up one day with a niggy bf

Is anyone here looking for an older sister? I'm looking for someone to take care of.

I really like you guys, and consider all of you friends.

>>10636507
What if he turns out to be a pretty nice guy and talks about otaku stuff with you?

>>10636513
I could use an older sister.

>>10636513
Shame you're a guy. But yes, I really wanted a doting nee-chan growing up. Something tells me a motherly influence would've made me less truant during my studies and less violent in general.

I came to sage this thread because someone said mugi isn't the best keion.

>>10636513
me please

>>10636513
I'd rather have another mother

>>10636441

I wish I had no siblings at all. Only children are so fortunate.

I'm an only child. I'm pretty sure having a sibling of any kind would have made my life a lot better and less lonely.

>>10636549
Siblings can be your best friend OR your worst enemy.

>>10636549
No, it sucks.
Your parents money and attention gets split up. You're constantly compared to your siblings and parents WILL choose favorites.

>>10636549

Same here. Too bad my mother wanted an abortion (twice) due to a lack of money at the time to raise us. Otherwise I would have an imouto and aniki.

>>10636560

My mother doesn't have the money or time to raise us, but she still gave birth to 4 children, me included.

These threads are a sad parody of NEET/hikki lifestyle.

They make me sad to read through them, it's like you're all mocking yourselves.

>>10636558

>constantly compared to your siblings

Yea, they already compare me to the kids of other parents who are overachievers. I'll probably be the laziest out of my siblings if I had any.

>>10636558
I'm still happy to have my imouto despite that, though.

She isn't really old enough for the comparison thing to become common place though yet.

>>10636567
Maybe because I'm the youngest with health problems, but my parents don't have much expectations for me. I get to take it easy and my older siblings who they've invested more in also feel a responsibiliy to look out for me. Something tells me only children by definition will never have diluted expectations after mom and dad put all the pricey eggs in one basket.

>>10636570
Well they're all normals pretending to be proper shut-ins, so that would do it.

>>10636572
I would've probably been more accepting towards siblings if we weren't always poor as dirt.

Today I didn't want to shit on my floor and make a mess of my carpet, so I just shat in my hand and now I don't know what to do with it.

>>10636587

I imagine your keyboard must be a mess right now.

>>10636589
I'm typing with one hand and just kind of holding the shit in the other. I'd try to throw it in the trash from here but it's pretty far and there's a bunch of stuff in the way.

>>10636594

Hmm, that is problematic. Can't you just wipe it off under the table?

>>10634256
Can someone answer this question?

Anyone else ever masturbate to sex sounds on youtube? I find it it more exciting than any visual stimulation at times.

>>10634256

I sincerely doubt a 5150 would cost you anything, but ask your mother just to be sure.
If she doesn't know then there's only one way to find out.

/jp/ please talk to me on omegle

>>10634204
Tell me when you find out

>>10636615

I'm always disappointed when talking to you guys on Omegle.

>>10636615
>/jp/ please talk to me on omegle
/jp/ please troll with me on omegle
FTFY

>>10636599
Nah, it's way too big. Fuck it, I'll just get up and put it in the toilet.

I think I might be entering the early onset of schizophrenia, though I am not familiar with the disease too well.
I have already been professionally diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome and Schizoid Personality Disorder, which, according to Wikipedia, have some connections to schizophrenia.

I have a few paranoid thoughts and feelings, but nothing that affects my life in ways other than minor ones.
I have not had any auditory or visual hallucinations.
Sometimes I just utter my thoughts aloud. I did that while I was walking to the store earlier and had a few paragraphs about the recent snowfall (in March, of all things!) and compared it to something like when the husband of a woman goes overseas and will be gone for a long time.

>>10636615

That's too stressful. I would'nt know what to say and don't want to pause too long.

>>10636598
I can, but give me a minute since I'm pretending to be a girl on omegle. The short answer is no, however.

Goodnight /jp/

>>10636630

It's not directly related to the rest of my post but I think I'm lactose intolerant as well.
Whenever I drink a large glass of milk my stomach starts hurting a bit.

i'm going to sleep
i never want to wake up again

>>10636697
>>10636718
>>10636618
Goodnight

>>10636718

I hope you have a good dream tonight.

Which one of you is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

>>10636743
not me

>>10636615

I give up, you people are mean. At least say "bye" if you're going to awkwardly disconnect.

my lifestyle right now.....

wake up at 2 PM average. go to Emulatology.com to stream or watch. try to get everyone to play Trouble in Terrorist town. stay in my room all day play video games all day.

also i was in the marine corps for 4 years and my aunt wants me to do her a favor and talk to troubled kids in high school and explain about the marine corps this friday.

how am i going to explain that i'm a N.E.E.T now and not doing anything and just playing vidya games and go to /jp/....

>>10636869
I dunno, but that's a pretty good flash.

>>10636869
Just lie.

Lying about things is really great, anon.

>>10636882
>>10636881
I'll probably lie about my lifestyle but not about my time in the military.

also tomorrow ill post something on /jp/ about streaming some touhou fan games and killing floor touhou mod.

>>10636920
If you're set on doing it..
Semper fi.

>>10636920
Good luck anon.

I thought watching anime, playing games, and programming would make me happy. They're all fun but I'm still not happy. I wonder what's wrong with me.

>>10636927
Just bury yourself in your hobbies more.

When I do things that don't really require much attention I feel the same way.

>>10636927

Are you lonely?

>>10636933
But then when I'm not doing them I feel awful. I should just meditate more.

>>10636944
Sort of, I want to raise and take care of something. But I don't know what because living things are selfish cretins. I figured making a chatbot would help but I'm never in the mood to work on it.

>>10636962
>I should just meditate more.

Smoke weed every day.

>>10636927
You have to stare at a wall until you find enlightenment. Smash the wheel of birth and death and escape suffering.

頑張ってねええ

>>10636924
Yeah i'm set on streaming tomorrow.
so if anyone else has killing floor they should add me and the touhou mods on Steam.
just in case my thread gets 404'd i'll be streaming at Emulatology.com tomorrow.

What do you do when someone is talking about girlfriends and other gross stuff when they're already your friend?

>>10637080
I never know what to do when any of my friends ask me how I'm doing with girls.

>>10637080
>>10637089
Why do you even have friends?

>>10637080

You ask them to stop.

>>10637096
I don't even know anymore.

>>10637080
Tell them you're asexual and it makes them uncomfortable?
Eh, either way it's what they want to talk about, you really should just leave them.

>>10637080
Just start blowing them.

>>10637113

I'm not asexual, I just don't want to hear about girlfriends and other gross things when they're supposed to be losers like me.

>>10635715
>>10635695
>>10635736
Possible invite?

>>10637128
Tell them you hate the subject then. You can just attribute it to some trauma in the past that you don't want to talk about. Works for all people who aren't your close long-time friends. If they're sensitive about it like they should, they'll tone it down.

Being in love with a 2D character is incredibly depressing and is making me feel bad

>>10635953
If you seriously want autism bux then go research some mental illness and then go swallow some non-lethal pills or cut or scrape your arms with a razor blade. After this go to the ER and say you're suicidal and feel like a threat to yourself. You'll get put in 5150 aka the mental ward for a few days, a week at most( I got a week).

Yes it sucks having to do this shit but the mental ward is pretty laid back and you can sleep a lot, watch tv or color. If you have severe social anxiety this step sucks more but if you truly want autism bux then this is the best route.

Of course you won't get the bux immediately, you need to go to the social security office and get the paper work which you fill out and mail. Eventually they'll arrange a phone interview and then you will go see one of their doctors who will evaluate you. Just remember your mental illnesses and act nervous but not TOO obvious, which should be easy enough.

Before going to 5150 I recommend studying multiple mental illnesses and taking notes on them. One of the first things you do when you are admitted is that you'll fill out papers that ask questions about yourself and how your illness affects you. PLAY THIS UP. The doctor they assign you to will read your notes and talk to you later. In my case he already decided I was bipolar and I was honest on my paper work too so I got that on top of social anxiety and autism, like you.

I know it seems shitty to lie but autism alone won't do it in most cases. If you have a recent ward visit that will significantly improve your chances.

Also don't sweat it if you are rejected just go see a disability lawyer and he'll help you out while getting a portion of your final settlement money when you finally do win. I don't think you'll get rejected if you go to a ward first though and have that on your history.

I hope all that helps you.

>>10638170
>autism bux

>>10636633
>>10636608
Why are there so many forum posts where people talk about how they got stuck with 5150 bills?
See:
http://www.mellophant.com/forums/showthread.php?12157-Illegal-5150-Can-I-sue
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=512975
(google for more)
I guess it's something that differs from state to state, but everything I've seen points to patients shouldering the financial burden.

I made the previous long post about 5150 and ssi but I have absolutely no insurance, stayed at a fairly nice hospital and it didn't cost me a penny.

I live in NC.

>>10635254
This.
I don't hate the idea of working, I hate the idea of looking for one and neding up surrounded by people and screwing shit up.
If someone said "Get in this closed room, do some paper work for 5 hours and then you can go home" I would take it, even if the pay is shit. As long as it's enough to live by myself I'm done.

>>10635336
Show it to some people and ask them.

>>10636493
My sister is a fatso who is too normal for me

>>10636513
Are you ugly?

Am I NEET if I get off to cute 3zd girls instead of Touhous?

>>10638918
So cute! More?

>>10639190
She's my favorite 3d qt with the best bod and expression but sadly that's all I've got of her :(

>>10639462

>>10639469
My fav kind of girls oddly enough look animeis.

>>10639478
Animeish

>>10639478
Animeish girls are really the only kind I like.

Also in b4 normal fags come in with accusations of pedophilia

>>10639530

>>10639687
Here's another fav :)

>>10639736

3dpd

>>10639462
She looks like a pig.

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