/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10632621
Computer science was mine.

I graduated, but it doesn't make any difference because the degree was in Japanese.

got some cute madoka candies (◡‿◡✿)
but i eat ALL of them now i feel sick....

got some cute madoka candies (◡‿◡✿)
but i eat ALL of them now i feel sick....

Anzu or Kaguya

>>10632635
hand over the gandies :D pls

>>10632681

sign said "do not feed the spurdos"

>>10632743
fuggggg ;_::::;;;;

>>10632629
Mine too.

Comp Sci, and I graduated to become a NEET.

>dropping out
>not going to grad school for an autistic subject like CS or mathematics

>>10632787
Isn't it pretty hard to convince people you have autism then? How will you get your autismbux?

I dropped out Mechatronics because it wasn't /jp/ related.

Next I will try Computer Engineering... someday.

Biology.

Guess which epic /jp/ shitposter I am.

>>10632797
>Biology


Biochemistry, but I managed to complete my degree.

>>10632803
You didn't guess, dumbass.

>>10632797

>>10632805

I dropped out because I needed more time for programming.
Ph.D. a too hard for me.

>>10632621
Do I count as a NEET if I already graduated but don't have a job?

Please tell me I do. I want to be cool like you guys.

>>10632816
Not if you are looking for a job.

>>10632819
You're not employed if you're looking for employment, retard.

>>10632824

That's not how truNEETness work dude.

>>10632824
Go back to leddit, normal.

>>10632828
>>10632830
Only someone from DREADDIT wouldn't know what NEET means or use the word truNEET like being a worthless, autistic leech is an accomplishment.

For the past 3 years I've been truNEET I could have done anything, I could have learned programming, Japanese, I could have brushed up on the piano skills I left behind in the old country, I could have been someone. But I didn't. I sat on my ass reading /jp/ all day then masturbated myself to sleep every single day

And I don't give a FUG

fun, fact op we've had janitors delete ln threads before, even ones that didn't have adaptations announced or anything

>>10632824
You're not employed but you're not a NEET either.

>>10632833
Maybe you shouldn't be on a site with people who think being a worthless, autistic leech is an accomplishment then, normal. Go back to leddit.

I wonder if you can order blankets somewhere with pictures dyed into them, like you can with daki covers.

I want a big fluffy Marisa blanket.

>>10632844
You seem to be misguided.

>>10632859
I agree with the other guy, get out of here.

>>10632635
I got a Homu keychain. The attending said it was cute. I hope I don't have to see any weaboos though.

>>10632861
>being a worthless, autistic leech is an accomplishment
Do you agree with this statement?

Tokiko Threadshit Troop is really cantankerous and nasty today. Someone needs to hit it with a rolled-up newspaper.

>>10632833
>like being a worthless, autistic leech is an accomplishment.

But it is

>>10632863
Whether I agree or not is irrelevant, I've at least lurked long enough to know not to start shit over that. Get out of here, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>10632863

I agree that your mum needs a serious fugging and that I'm the man for the job. >:)

>>10632869
I've lived long enough to know not to ignore obviously wrong things. There is no such thing as pretending to be retarded. You can't do things "ironically".

Jokes aren't made, they exist.

>>10632880
You're trying way to hard, you're playing with the big boys on /jp/, its not going to be that easy kid.

>>10632885
U think me's just 'avin a giggle m8?

>>10632868
Only if you worked your ass off to save enough money to enjoy your NEET status, i.e. retirement.

Any idiot could mooch off of their parents and not get a job or education.

>>10632907
Not really. It requires luck and careful manipulation of your parents from a young age.

>>10632907

Have fun destroying your body ten hours per day so that I can order lots of anime figurines and shitpost on /jp/ all day. Disability really is the best.

>>10632907

>i.e. retirement.

I've taken an early retirement due to my social anxiety.

>>10632928
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duty

Ban evasion is against global rule 9. It makes no difference if you're making an on-topic post or not; you were banned from the site, and do not have any privileges here anymore.

>>10632949
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/CallofDooty

>>10632949

lmao

>>10632949
>Nietzsche claims that the task of all higher education is "to turn men into machines." The way to turn men into machines is to teach them to tolerate boredom. This is accomplished, Nietzsche says, by means of the concept of duty.

So you enjoy being made into a machine? You better work like a good machine, so I can buy some more figurines.

>>10632953
>you were banned from the site
Says who? All he said was that the thread was deleted.

>>10632953

get a load of this asslord

>>10632949

Cool. I bet that sense of 'duty' makes those 40-hour work weeks worth it. I'll be here enjoying food and Internet on your cash - you go to bed. You need the sleep so you can go to work in the morning.

>>10632961
>>10632962
Sorry I have terminal asperger's

>>10632953

Do you understand how ban evasion works? If I ban evade, no one can tell I was banned at all. It's really pretty pointless to whine the way you are.

>>10632970
This is why we need registration and usernames (along with a small fee to keep out the undesirables)

>>10632964

I like you

>>10632976

Seconding this motion. Would also help if we had a decent moderation team around here *hint hint*

>>10632964
So you're proud of being a worthless faggot then?

That's fine, just don't cry when people call you a worthless faggot. Because that's what you are. You're no better than fat niggers who leech off of welfare and vote for Obama.

>>10632976
>>10632980
Thirding

>>10632983
We are all embracing and enjoying the fact that we are worthless faggots. Thank you.

>>10632983
Oh no, somebody's gonna call me a worthless faggot? That's just awful~

>>10632621
I never went to college after graduating High School.

>>10632960
As I said, jokes aren't made, they exist.

How do you spend your days? Are you ever bored? I know that I'm not. Sometimes I simply sit on my chair, staring at the monitor without actually registering anything. Instead, I just think; the monitor could as well be a wall. This can go on for hours. I can barely remember anything from the last autumn because I spent so much time like that.

Such is life when you NEET it up without actively trying to resist every single sensible thought that may try to form in your head.

I can understand that people feel bored out of obligation - normalfags do it all the time - but when a real NEET (Tokiko clones begone) claims that he's bored, I can't help but think that he's lying.

>>10633013

You have serious ego problems. Also are really dumb.

>>10633013
If you didn't get it, I'll explain it literally: this lifestyle has made me really damn resistant to boredom, much more than working or studying ever could. As a result, I've lost my ambition.

>>10633025
Your post doesn't convey much, does it?

>>10633013
Sounds like you have some kind of serious mental illness. Who the fuck stares at walls for months? Only people with serious mental illnesses, like Bodhidharma.

Huh, so people still fling insults around whenever they see others who think differently.

See, this is why we can't have nice things.

>>10633026
Do you want ambition?

>>10633030

>Who the fuck stares at walls for months?

Wall otaku, obviously.

Stop bullying.

>>10632976
>fee

FUCK THAT!

>>10633077

*sighs* See, this is the kind of riff-raff we could avoid with a traditional-style forum. But noooo. *rolls eyes*

2D animation.

I didn't drop out.

Arts management... I wanted to help produce video games, but it wasn't so specifically otaku related. I mostly wanted a nerdy lifestyle, but don't have the discipline for programming or arts, although I also tried game art for 3 semesters.

Eventually I had an anxiety attack and experienced a bit of psychosis during it, and what little self-composure and order I had worked into my life fell apart about the same time my loans stopped funding me.

I didn't finish high-school because of anxiety.

I dropped out around grade 9.

Anxiety mostly.
High school anxiety made me pick up smoking
still haven't quit

>>10633116

tobacco or sess?

>>10633132
tobacco

>>10633051
No, but I understand very well why my lack of ambition doesn't please others. That's why I wish to remain unseen and unheard - to avoid demoralizing and therefore annoying others.

>>10633138

>No, but I understand very well why my lack of ambition doesn't please others

Uh, good for you that you're willing to comply with the dumb irrational wishes of normies, but don't ask me to. I won't.

Are mentally ill NEETs fake NEETS?

I don't have a job because no one in their right mind would hire me

>>10633180
Its just a shitty acronym, if you can check off all the categories then you're a NEET.

Biochemistry
Then I realized it was too much work for a boring ass monotone clinical job.
I need easy money, mech engineering all the way to the future.

Dropped out of university last Spring, been a NEET ever since. I'm not gonna make excuses, but I don't regret it at all, and I don't ever intend to go back.

And now for a little bit of complaining: I don't think those those people were even interested in doing actual education. Looked to me like they were more focused on making deadlines and handing out useless assignments, worrying about grades and other such pretenses, and of course the big one, money. Of course, most involved in such systems don't really make that much money, but the guys at the top do. And they just spend all their time finding ways to make it harder for the low people on the totem pole to do their job.

Engineering. I didn't even last a day.

didn't have a major
left middle school because of bullying
spent 2 years taking online classes for a diploma
realized i could learn more borrowing books from the university library and the internet than i ever could at school
6 years later and I make money flipping cars

and i wake to a sad day where the zombie page of Overchan V.2 has finally been taken down

>>10632621
Systems Engineering.

>>10633202
Oh, I lasted 3 out of 5 years, by the way.

>>10633189
>And they just spend all their time finding ways to make it harder for the low people on the totem pole to do their job.
That's why pure science as in research is the way to go. If you're not good enough, you're fucked and you could as well learn how to drive a tractor. Or swoop streets. Clean places are nice.

At least IT is one miserable circus. I hope you weren't talking about something else or my faith in the world decreases even more.

>>10633198
oh FUGG, ur rite..
Not that it was worth a damn anymore, but it's still a little sad to see it go.
RIP in peace.

I think I have a UTI and it really hurts, but I don't want to go to a doctor.

By the way, why are people talking as if getting a degree would be some sort of painful, temporary hurdle? What the heck. It's a nice breeze of interesting fresh air before the hell of slavery. God damn normalords.

It's amazing how deadlines and hurry can make everything despicable. Finding a person who didn't learn to hate mathematics in school is not an easy task. Why must the reptilians be so skilled?

Yesterday my mormon neighbors visited. They told me they were in the Easter Pageant and they gave me an invitation before my mom came to the door. I went back to the kitchen to tend to the corned beef and I heard the neighbors telling my mom they had given me (by name) an invitation for us.

I don't know how or why they know my name. I don't know their names. I don't know any of my neighbors' names.

>>10633361
Your mom is talking about you behind your back. All moms do that.

Better kill her or move out.

I'm considering buying a house, I can afford it, but it's in a ghetto (87% nigger)

>>10633479
Probably wouldn't be a good idea with that attitude.

>>10633479

I'm doing the same thing.

Get a rifle and a knife for every day carry. Train with both of them.

>>10633479
enjoy getting shot at and robbed

>>10633479
NEET COMIN TO THA HOOD NIGGA LOL

BETTER STRETCH YO ASS WHITE BOI YO ASS GONNA BE STRETCHED LMFAO

I'm a white NEET living in a New Orleans ghetto. It stinks.

>>10633501

>It stinks.

Move farther from the gulf, then.

>>10633512
That was very clever.

Which hero has the best midgame tank (level 11-16) in the game?

Most people here actually graduated or is nearing graduation

Don't kid yourself

>>10633587
If it didn't stop the other threads, it won't stop this one.

>>10633013
I'm glad I'm not the only wall-staring otaku

>>10633592
I am also a wallstaring otaku, I think I would much prefer dazing at a wall for hours on end rather than go outside.

>>10633605
When I go outside I usually end up staring into the grass close up instead

At least thats how it was back in school during recess

>Major

Jokes on you, I dropped out of my ghetto high school 10 years ago.

>>10633619
I usually find myself fiddling with sticks and rocks.
Sometimes I watch the grass grow but it's itchy to get in contact with.

I would watch the clouds but it hurts my neck and eyes after a while.

>>10633638
I never did well staring at clouds. Probably because I have bad eyesight so they look a little blurry (blurrier than usual clouds at least).

Also I start thinking about whats beyond the sky and it starts fucking with my head.

>>10633645
I've been at a loss for the last decade, the sun glare hurts when I'm wearing glasses and when I take them off it hurts more because it's blurry and I have to squint so things don't look like an oil painting. If I wear sunglasses then I can't focus on anything and it's uncomfortable to wear over my regular ones.
I'm also too poor to get those tint-changing ones.

Have you considered getting your eyes checked?

>>10633645
I remember how I used to stare at clouds when I was a little kid. I stopped when I got glasses. The sense of space and motion got somehow screwed up.

>>10633656
Yeah I had them checked years ago and had a pair of glasses but they broke a couple of years ago. I don't have the money to buy new ones or get another exam so I just put up with it. It only gets bad when I have to drive at night which is admittedly scary.

>>10633645
>Also I start thinking about whats beyond the sky and it starts fucking with my head.
Do you think that's a bad thing? Because I'm not very intelligent, I've been in that state very often ever since I started uni. I've become pretty good at forcing it without losing focus completely, so I actually get things done, even if slowly. I'd say that I've learned to like it.

I probably should ask someone. Too bad it can't be done.

>>10633657
It's inconvenient for me because I have to be looking straight at something to get into focus, but it also feels like I'm staring into a screen which is a bit fun when you think about it.

>>10633664
Oh, I'm probably going to end up like that when my eyesight gets worse. Without them, I can't even read stuff across the room.
I don't drive but I imagine it would be scary if you can't make out where you're going.
What do you think of the thing where lights look like stars? To me they're sometimes annoying and sometimes pretty.

>>10633673
Not him but I pretended that the horizon was fake for a while and that I was living in an isolated environment. It helped that I never traveled outside of town.

Werewolves, dude. They'll rip your head right off.

>>10633673
Now that the subject has been brought up, I believe that that is the feeling that indicates how much raw intelligence a person has. The really good guys are always so relaxed with the coursework.

Can I be NEET if my ultimate goal in life is to become a NEET but can't for 10+ years until I save up enough money?

I can't get autismbucks so it's my only option.

>>10633689
Please respond! This is interesting.

>>10633694
You just answered your own question, guy.
You're not one until you are one.

A while a go there was someone who worked every few years and saved all of the money to NEET for the next few.
You'll probably forget your goal in those 10 years and then become trapped in routine.

>>10633700
>>10633704
America is tough.

>>10633694
I like how in Norway, you just need to tell them that you're mentally fucked up, and they'll give you 1,500 USD or more monthly. It sure must be nice living in a first world country.

>>10633704
Whoah, It's only like 700 here in Burdoland. All that oil, mang.

>>10633709
if that means you're finnish then please don't respond to your posts

>>10633718
I never respond to my own posts. You don't understand how it works, do you? You drop a turd... and then it is there.

Such is the beauty of the Art.

>>10633709
Last I checked, the highest you can get in the Land of the Free was about $900. You can just barely survive on it, depending on where you're living, a shitty apartment is much better than being homeless. Being homeless when you have a social phobia and multiple other mental illnesses is just absolutely terrible.

>>10633726
please don't respond to my posts either

>>10633742

My mom is currently waiting to hear back about getting on her autismbucks. We did the hearing a couple of weeks ago and I had to tell the judge about how dumb she is. I really don't have much faith in it as some of the other people there couldn't even walk and my mom is a healthy looking 43 year old. Her lawyer told me that before I came in and witnessed that the judge had just about settled on denying her.

>>10633734
I always figured that if I got on it I'd figure out a way to do a direct deposit and not live anywhere. Maybe travel around the continent.

But I don't know if they check up on you occasionally or what.

>>10633726
I like your analogy of poo-posting, I really do.
I'm going to save it.

>>10633756
Oh hello, I remember you posts.
I hope things work out for you two.

>>10633751

are you tractor?
im guess from the pic.
why is everyone bullying you????

Btw please conideration for my idea of START ROCK BAND for singing your excellent touhou lyric song.(´ー｀) thx

>>10633726

*wipes tear*

Nearly forgot to post this before going to bed.

>>10633769
oyasumi

>>10633766
I'm sorry but Trevvie is not actually Finnish, he just tries to be. He's basically a Finnaboo.

>>10633771
Good night.

>>10633773
How the HELL did you make trevor out of tractor?

>>10633773
I can't think of a more disgusting existence

>>10633773

music is universal language (´ω｀)

>>10633784
Wrong, math is the universal language.

Aliens don't know music.

Mathematics
Any job I want
Three hundred kay starting

>>10633818
>Wrong, math is the universal language.
I still don't get why mathematicians think that math as we know it is absolutely universal. I thought thinking outside the box was their speciality.

Is it just their way of saying "I'm very invested in my work"?

>>10633818
aliens wouldn't know math earthlings use so it's not universal by any benchmark either. they could decipher it in a day, but they could also do so with our spoken languages too

>All images and discussion should pertain to light novels
this makes me so angry every time i read the rules. unless you can read it with google translation and texthooks then it's not welcome by these weeebs.

>>10633826
Oh, it's a running joke.

>>10633818

ACTUALLY.........................
if its true then Explain me why:

We send some music into OUTER SPACE.
Did you see this TV shows "COSMOS"?
Its true.

We send some music of JOHAN SEBASTIAN BACH into this spaces.
Now, if alien cannot know some music.
Why we do this?????????????????????????????????????

Alien is AT LEAST understand of baroque music. Maybe more musics. Like electro. lol electro alien

Dont lie about these thing on /jp/

Never went to uni, was a NEET for a year after high school, worked for 6months, been NEET for 2 more years after it.
I need to stop spending my very well used government money on alcohol though, drinking so much that days disappear isn't making my life any better. In the end I'm still just reading VN, staring at unmoving threads and jerking off to shota regardless of sobriety

>>10633841
No, it's because the scientists smoked lots of weed and were really stoned when they did it. Because they are scientists they didn't want to admit the mistake they made.

I had pretty boring work day today. Finally I can be rest of the day as neet.

>tfw le NEET threb is flooded with finnshit posts (finn shitposts)

>>10633853

I know of no feels, only chair.

>>10633847
You should stop buying drugs. You're mind is already atrophying enough with the small amount of stimulation it gets from VNs.

You never know when you might need that money for something important later.

>>10633853
You can always tell when its finnshit hour because board quality plummets

If moot really wanted to help this site he'd ban their country instead of adding faggot boards.

>>10633868
Fuck you lazy American capitalistpig. You are just always trying to find culprits just like Nazis and others do at desperate times. Here you can witness my Finnish intelligence at its full capacity. Independent and free. You always belittle Finnish people. But we are the gods on this plane.

>Here you can witness my Finnish intelligence at its full capacity

>>10633912
oh man that caught me offguard congrats man i can't stop laugh

>>10633912

Ebin 5/5

Baloney

Oh man, I love it when people use my images and pretend to be me.

Nothing like waking up to see my reputation take another shit to the face.

>>10633945
*writes autismic post*
*pushes 'Submit'*

>>10633953
Why are you emoting to me?

Creep.....

>>10633945

I know the feeling brother... stay strong...

>>10633912
>>10633868
>>10633853

fug u!

>>10633961
I wasn't allowed to reply to you.

>>10633964
>he's talking to me

Can you believe this guy?

I bet he doesn't even know who I am.

>>10633977
Who would?

>>10633977
Who are you quoting?

>>10633993
>>10633977

>>10633977
Tagged you as "who are you greentexting".

>>10633977
A nobody.

>>10634005
Did he kill himself under the social pressure?

what a true /jp/ spirit

Who're all these guys pretending to be from Finland, anyway? I bet they're from australia. Australians are useless, crazy stupid reactionary fucks.

>>10634084
Ainahan voi toivoa.

>>10632630
Be my Japanese teacher plz.

I was going to go to university, but I got rejected from everywhere.

I don't think I can kill myself, so I'm not sure what I'll do.