/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Don't you want to be a cute girl?

Can't be cute and 3D nigger.

>3D
>cute

>>10625320
>>10625319
epic /a/ meme :)

>>10625322
Tell that to the OP with his "being the cute girl" meme.

>>10625322
/jp/ is so much better with /a/ here :)

>>10625328
you tell them sister :)

>>10625319
>>10625332
Who are you quoting?

>hormones
>after 20
its too late

have to bank on VR now.

>>10625334
:D whats ur skype username? ;)

>>10625339
/a/nonymous1996(my birthyear lol) :)

>>10625312
/jp/ has the best taste in trap doujinshi

Does anyone know of any good lovey-dovey trap H? I can deal with some ahegao.

>>10625312
i don't want to be a bitch

>>10625344
:) mine is thememem/a/n1995

>>10625344
>>10625349
Does it hurt to shitpost? I swear when I do it I get physically ill.

But I still do it.

All your parents wanted was a normal son.

>>10625357
But my parents didn't want a son.

>>10625356
I embrace the physical debilitation.

>>10625357
My mom tried to abort me but it didn't work.

>>10625341
Please respond.

>>10625332

Yeah 13 was the latest time to start.

>>10625332 its too late

Stop reminding me.

VR, or brain transplant into a mechaloli body... i-it's possible, right? Any day now, right?

>>10625390

Why haven't you masturbated to Linetrap recently?

>>10625408
>Linetrap
Oh you.

I'm too fat. I need to lose some weight first.

>>10625406

>>10625332
fug

im 19

Well if /jp/sies are going to turn themselves into lolis, someone has to stay a boy so that he can provide the dick.

Why do most MtF trannys end up as sluts? Is it so they feel more feminine?

>>10625454

How lewd. We'd all be pure maidens.

>>10625454
i dont wanna be a loli

i wanna have a squishy butt

>>10625408
I wish I was as pretty as ``her''. ;__;

>>10625459
Because it's the only reason to "become" a "female" in the first place.

>>10625408
Because she got fat.

>>10625461

I don't believe that. Some of us, yes, I agree.

>>10625408
Because shkle's as ugly as sin

Yes, OP I have been on them for 6 months. I pass as a girl now and I'm just about to go fulltime.

But I did... 3 months ago. Now I have an awesome boyfriend and every day is better than the last

>>10625451
If you actually have legit gender dysphoria you should do it asap before you become one of those 40 year old ugly trannies.

i would but im scared that i will regret it

>>10625491
Are you that person who posts /jp/ images on /cd/?

>>10625513
He's going to become one of those either way.

>>10625554
Don't project.

>>10625356
It hurts, but it also gives a kind of perverse joy.
I start twitching and cackling from just reading shitposts. This must be what submitting to Chaos feels like.

Yᵒᵘ Oᶰˡʸ Lᶤᵛᵉ Oᶰᶜᵉ

>>10625562
Do you even know what that means?

>>10625598
Just because you're ugly doesn't mean everyone here is.

It is already beyond hope for me. Since I don't care to do this in front of people, it is easier to just play pretend by myself to get the same results with less feelings of failure since I invest less into it.

>>10625402
There is a possibility. This is why we can not all be NEET. Some of us need to put some serious time and effort into making the dream a reality. I've been doing some low level brain research after graduating from university and will be applying to get my PhD next year. I will do my best, but it would be better to have more people working on it.

>>10625312

joke's on you, it's hard to do anything past puberty

but it doesn't hurt to try

for example, I'm taking pills to kill my testosterone

spironolactone

it's already been a month
started with 25 increasing by 25 every 3-4 days
now I'm taking over 300 and I think that's enough, I don't want to dehydrate myself

anyway, taking blood tests every week to track my progress
480 at the beginning
week later 430
then week later 360
then week later...358. I was seriously worried. That's when I increased my dosage and I'll take another test tomorrow. I'm afraid something is wrong with the last shipment of pills.

Of course, self medicating can only take my this far. I'm constantly looking for a doctor to help me with that despite the fact I don't have and I refuse to be diagnosed with Gender Dispohria.

The most annoyign thing is adam's apple. It's small and hard to see unless I strain my neck..or it used to be like that but I feel like lately it has been growing? not sure. I'm going to break with NEET lifestyle and get a job just so I can afford removal surgery just in case.

People that take hormones have mental problems, you will never be a little girl ;~;

Its so much easier for girls to become boys, because females are a non-entity. All they do is take testosterone. But with men, we already have tons of testosterone so it's hard to reverse the effects.

>>10625341
>>10625390
http://exhentai.org/g/455516/4e90d9fbb3/
http://exhentai.org/g/541541/1bbb4511e9/
Take a look at their other doujinshi too, they are 2 of the best trap artists.

>>10625592
>This must be what submitting to Chaos feels like.
The inquisition is on the way. Prepare to be purged, shitposter.

>>10625641
but it's not impossible

however, it costs

I'm going to do hormones and see what happens after some months
if not good enough, then I'm going to spend a fortune on plastic surgeries and such

of course, bones can't really be changed but fortunately I'm pretty short so it's not that bad

>>10625640
personally, I'm aming for something in between
I jsut don't want to be mascualine

anyway, changing your physical appearance through hormones and pills and androgens blockers and such is no different then having a plastic surgery or losing some weight through dieting

>>10625659
All I see is a panda, what the hell?

>>10625659
Please do not use the crossboard feature and avoid pandaposting.

>>10625659

hey thanks dude, i've only recently getting into trap doujinshi and it's better than anything else

>>10625548
There's someone else that does it but every once in a while I might put a touhou pick on.

>>10625627
Bro I'm transsexual, that's way too much sprio.

Just do 100 every day, they levels will get decimated with just that.

>>10625627
I'm transsexual, that's way too much sprio.

Just do 100 every day, they levels will get decimated with just that.

>>10625720
No way. How long would that take?
How are your experiences with Spiro?

Did you take anything else?
Are you already past SRS?

>>10625729
I was just given 8/day estro and 100/day spiro. the effects have been amazing, passing in six months.

It'd be decimated pretty quick I think. Eventually at least. Just don't eat too many bananas.

I don't wanna turn into a freak.

It's pretty funny that women talk about male privilege yet these guys right here want to be girls.

Anyone else here not a racist, but wishes the Nazis had won?

Theirs was a truly effective fascist government that took a nation on its knees from a depression and turned it into a military, technological and economic powerhouse within the space of thirty years.

It was a social experiment in the way that many reformed or new nations are. America was an experiment in democracy and (eventually) egalitarianism. The Soviet Union was an experiment in Communism. Nazi Germany was the grandest experiment of them all: a rejection of the gentle side of man and a wholehearted pursuit of our more teutonic side: The glorification of the strong, the self-sufficient, and the dominant. It was to be the beginning of a bolder and more uncompromising global civilization that would bring discipline where before there was only coddling; that would harden the soft, and that would not be afraid to say that equality means equal opportunities, not that all men regardless of education or skill are inherently equal to one another. It was a call out to all men to transcend their passive, mediocre existences and aspire to become the heroic and unstoppable species that mankind always had the potential to become.

Nazi Germany was the combined hopes, dreams and ambitions of all who dared to dominate; but in the end, these dreams were quashed by weak, subversive men who would rather hold their superiors back rather than attempt to catch up.

>>10625729
Not the person you're replying to, but 100-200mg/day is the norm. 300 is reserved for people who are having serious issues and doctors normally prefer switching such cases to Cyproterone or some other anti-androgen. Also, hormone levels are usually checked every few months. Not every week. You're looking for too much change too soon.

I can't handle all this otaku culture.

Could I trick Milk into thinking I'm a girl and become her best friend if I take hormones?

>being a subhuman

>>10625760
I don't think any sane person believes the delusional "Male privilege" shit anymore.

Or so I'd hope.

I'm too damn old for that shit.

Maybe if I started six years ago, I might have had a chance, but at this point all I have a chance of being is a really ugly girl.

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

>>10625791
or a prettier guy

>>10625752
see? I'm not taking estro. I must do more.

Also, dehydration is far more dangerous then potassium overdose, my potassium levels are normal while I have to struggle to keep everything else

>>10625764
You think if I go to the doctor and tell them I'm self medicating they will be willing to help me THIS TIME?

I tried for six weeks, once. A little over a year ago.

Didn't feel right. I was correct about not really being a man but I wouldn't have really been that great of a female, either. I could have passed but it would have taken a lot of beard removal and other efforts.

Not to mention that I was scared about going to jail back then so I was afraid that people would find out and I'd become a bitch. Months later I wrote some therapeutic fiction based just on that.

I want to be the little girl, but if I started now I could never be little. I'm 5'9", so barely a man and yet way too tall to be a cute girl. I'm also ugly and couldn't afford the surgery.

My family would put up this sickening facade of being "proud of me no matter what".

Life is cruel.

>>10625817
I didn't say anything about going to a doctor... I was telling you what doctors normally do.

I gave up on being a cute trap. I'm tall as fuck.

I also feel so horny sometimes too that I think I would ended up being a slut. I already mailed all the gay guys in my area with the local equivalent of craiglist because they'd suck me for free. Now I have masturbated and I feel stupid and shameful and I have to tell everyone that I don't want to anymore. I even called two of them with my phone to tell them I changed my mind.

I'm a subhuman. And I don't even like men.


>>10625795

Nice fictional story bro.

>>10625795
That's pretty cool, I'm jealous. I want to kiss a little girl's lips.

>>10625830
>I was afraid that people would find out and I'd become a bitch

>>10625834
It's one of the oldest pastas in the book. I remember reading it on the world of warcraft off topic forums 4 years ago.

Because I'm not in a position where I can right now, otherwise I would have started anti-androgens and estrogen a long time ago. I'm finally changing my legal name this year though. I just want to start hormones already, being trans is suffering.

>>10625830
oh hay, that's some good mega man zero artwork

>>10625795
Why is the best drawn chest I have ever seen?

>>10625842
It's actually from /b/.

>>10625848
what do you mean, you can't yet?

you can get this shit semi-legally on the internet

I'm literally about to cry because I'll never be cute.

All I can do is seeking comfort on the internet.

>>10625856

You haven't seen much chest.

>>10625859
Genetic engineering will change that. Just make sure you're alive during the next 20 years. Hoard a lot of money from whatever activity you get to sustain yourself. Don't buy figs or anything like that. Support the artists whose work you enjoy but don't go overboard.

>>10625858
>you can get this shit semi-legally on the internet
How? I thought you had to go to a gender therapist first.

>>10625867
I don't think you know what genetic engineering means.

>>10625869
I don't think you know what a retrovirus is.

>>10625752
How old are you?

>>10625857
Yeah I know but I'm saying it has to be pretty damn old to have made its way to relatively normal place like a wow forum.

>>10625872
18

>>10625874
>guys if I put Darwin on this picture they'll totally think it's from a legit source

>>10625867
I actually fear the day when some genetically inferior weirdo (not to say that I'm genetically superior or normal) can disguise himself as a beautiful little girl.

>>10625880
Please do not misuse the quoting feature.

>>10625881
Why would it matter at that point?

If you guys all become little girls, will you let me touch you in exchange for housing, food, and internet?

>>10625887
I don't know, man, it just freaks me out. I guess it's alright if these people really desire and work for their new identities, but people changing it on a whim is fucked up. Like, "this month I'll be the little girl".

Of course,
>opinions

>>10625874
http://jcem.endojournals.org/content/85/5/2034.full

I want to have my brain transplanted to a female robot in the future, but what if the jews steal my brain during the operation and use it for processing power to monitor and control society?

>>10625830

I'd do something criminal just to plow your sorry ass!

ps: how retarded are you to start hormones and the such if you know you did something that can get you to jail? Do you like the dick that much?

>>10625889
Yes.

I already tried to get a sugar mommy or a silver daddy but I'm not cute enough.

>>10625893
anon ur dum i wudnt worry bout it m8 haha

No I don't want to be Pete Burns.

>>10625894
I get you. It'll be fucking weird but we'll probably be dead by the time it gets to that point and the people who grow up with it won't care.

>>10625894
Please do not misuse the quoting feature.

>>10625893

I would steal your brain and use your brain to power my mecha-loli

>>10625894

I can't speak for everyone, but I have wanted to be a girl for as long as I can remember. I assume I always will.

>>10625908
It's called frogtexting.

>>10625908
You're so tsundere, Anon-kun. ^_^

This thread is an abomination.

>>10625894

If his dna is changed the fact it sucked before doesn't count. It doesn't exist anymore.

I'd borrow money with a life long term if it can transform me into a cute girl, hell, even a cute trap would do.

Or even better a cute girl with a dick.

>>10625914
>I have wanted to be a girl for as long as I can remember
Me too, but I don't want baka hentai abusing the technology.

I'd fuck a /jp/sie post-hormones if they dressed up and made an effort to look girly

>>10625922
We're all yuri, you baka hentai.

-thread about crossdressing or turning into a girl
-discussion develops
-crossboarders notice
-the idiocy starts at the 60-reply milestone
-they show the abominations they are
-they spout their inane logic
-/jp/ers, time and time again, forget this cycle and get outraged that such people are allowed to exist, let alone post in their board

Let us all work together so that this doesn't happen again.

im already on hormones though

>>10625930
Why are you misusing the memetext function?

>>10625896

I'm not fuckable.

The thing happened after I started taking the pills. And no, I don't like the dick. Even if I did, I wouldn't have to go to jail to get it.

>>10625930

Please do not abuse the hyphen function.

>>10625859

Cute post, anon-chan.

>>10625930
You assume that the people who create these threads and the attention-whoring tumblr abortions aren't the same people.

>>10625950
Fair point.

>>10625930
<that chair when you misuse the hyphen
<that chair when you are doing this to sidestep using '<that chair when'
<that chair when you'll never win
<that chair when no table

>>10625930
>he doesn't like what I like! he's gotta be a crossboarder!

How about you stop being edgy and just hide the thread? Or are you that insecure about your sexuality that you have to disrupt a thread with your shit?

>>10625930
Transgender discussion is pretty fucking cancerous in the first place, buddy.

I'm a cute transgender girl, I started anti androgens at 14 (androgen antagonists) and then estrogen at 16, and I'm 19 in a few months. I love attention so please add me on skype if you want to talk about HRT or anything: milky.girl4

>>10625944
Well, if it wasn't for sucking off hobos in the public park, what were you almost going to jail for?

>>10625963

Added :3

I'm thinking about taking low doses of spiro and estradiol so I can crossdress more effectively.

The end goal would be to be a somewhat more feminine guy, but I'm sort of afraid of messing with my body.

>>10625964
The good ol' "insecure about your sexuality" card.

This shit simply doesn't belong on /jp/. It's more about board content than "homophobia" or whatever other reason you made up in your head to fit your agenda.

>>10625830

I've decided to post my fiction:

She had never been more terrified in her whole life, in this caged cell surrounded by all of these crude men. Like her, they were all wearing orange, and the cell was just one of many in the towering complex situated not far from where she was to be judged for a crime that she never committed. This particular cell happened to be situated right in the middle of the floor, surrounded by all of the remaining cells and visible to all. All were occupied and understaffed by guards; contrary to what one would expect, it was very quiet.

Sitting on the bench, her head was down, thinking about how her life had been thrown into the works. She experienced all of the negative feelings that she possibly ever could, with the exception of guilt and shame; she refused to own up to what those punks had framed her for. But most of all, there was fear; fear about what those would do to her, were waiting to do to her. She knew that it was going to happen soon; she was already trembling and shaking with anticipation.

Looking up, she saw that a man was looking at her from the corner of her eye. His gaze was practically boring into her. She looked back down, hoping that after a couple of minutes, it would all pass. But when she looked back up several minutes later, she found the same pair of eyes staring at her, except this time he was straight across from her. “This is it,” she thought. “This is the beginning of the nightmare.”

“I heard about what you did, boy. I was in the courtroom during your hearing.”

She didn’t respond, only breathing heavily and shaking even more.

“You’re a sick fuck. And a bitch. What you did is a bitch crime.”

She had to speak this time. “N-n-no…I, I di-didn’t do it.”

“You sure as hell fucking did. And even if you didn’t, it don’t matter. A bitch is a bitch.”

>>10625974
still not shittier than your average NEET thread

>>10625966
Child molestation.

>>10625963
Oh! Me again, the cutest girl in the world, and by the way as far as I'm concerned and from what I know of the transgender community, the cut off point for hormones making you pass is 25-30, but even so you can still be a pretty lady after that so don't lose hope! Hormones are powerful! Scary! You might even become as cute as me!

>>10625974

>>>/pol/

I'm going to keep posting here about trans culture and you literally cannot stop me. There is *nothing* you can do. You are 100% powerless.

How does it feel

>>10625988
How is taking drugs otaku culture?

>>10625997

And I just make another. GG no re.

>>10625976

She knew what was going to come next. She never denied anything to herself. But there was nothing that she could do. The guards wouldn’t help her; they thought she was guilty, too. And now she was going to get fucked in the ass and contract all of these diseases for the rest of her life because those fucking punks in her dorm put some pedo snuff porn on her hard drive.

There was a pause. A moment where she just broke down on the inside, but all that showed on the surface was tears in the corners of her eyes. It must have been intentional; the bull queer must have wanted to see her break into pieces before he started drilling.

He then advanced towards her; she suddenly got off the bench and tried to move sideways, but the other inmates pushed her towards him. The cell suddenly got loud, with the inmates screaming and hollering vulgar crap like “Oh yeah, baby” and “Tear that ass UP!” He grabbed her violently, and she struggled with all her might, knowing full well that it wouldn’t matter. “DON’T TRY TO RESIST ME!!!” said the closet faggot, jabbing her straight in her mouth. The guards mostly left so that they wouldn’t be witnesses, although a handful probably stayed so that they could pass on something humorous to their drinking buddies at whatever rathole bar they went to after their shift was done.

She wanted to scream, but she wouldn’t. She was going to eat this pain, eat this shame, and chalk it up as an experience to learn from, one of many that she would collect throughout her life. But that all only works in theory.

>>10625988
He can derail the thread until enough people get fed up with it to report it, at which point it will be deleted.

>>10625988
I feel sad for you. Apparently your value your life so little you are content with wasting it to make one person mad at you. Not that I'd expect transsexuals to have a high opinion of themselves.

>>10625995

She realized about a minute after it started that she was now kneeled against the toilet, with the alpha gay ripping off her clothes. “Whooo baby, what a fine ass you got there. Those black market hormones must have done something, alright. I’m gonna have some fun with this.” All of her clothes were suddenly off, including the bra that hid her almost non-existent breasts. Now, she felt ashamed. Ashamed of her imperfect body, of her life completely falling apart, of all of the people that she loved abandoning her, and now that she’d be trapped in a prison with rapists and thugs for the rest of her life. And the show had just begun.

When it began, she was surprised that the rape itself wasn’t so painful. It was the idea, and that was what tortured her throughout this time. Still, though, she didn’t like it. She didn’t like being a bitch. But that was all that she was going to be, now. He suddenly became more rapid in his movements, and then it started hurting. She was pretty sure that she was bleeding now, in fact. The pain was hard to describe; sort of like being torn or split apart, but maybe that was because she never had anything shoved up her ass before.

“It’s gonna be over soon, boy. Just remember, I’m the alpha, and you’re the bitch.”

She didn’t know how long it went on for. For one thing, it wasn’t like there was a fucking timer right in front of her. But she also drifted off into her own head; her thoughts became pure perception, with her mind simply noticing the smells of the toilet and the sweat, and the pains of the process. All she knew was that there would eventually be an end, where she would just lay in a fetal position on the floor, staring off into space, with nothing but the numbness of shock inside of her.

>>10625963
>>10625987
I'm 18 and I've been on hormones for like 6 or 7 months by now, and have just started passing well enough to go outside as a girl.

It feels great. I finally know what it's like to be normal, and not have the dysphoria/want to kill myself.

>>10625995
>because those fucking punks in her dorm put some pedo snuff porn on her hard drive.
Yeah, I fucking bet it was someone else.

How to become cutest of all girls without losing dick functionality?

>>10625988
Have you ever considered seeing a therapist about those mental issues?

>>10625974

agreed, this shit needs to go

what /jp/ needs is more touhou imagedumps

>>10626001
Once your thread moves from "random off-topic discussion" to "repost being forced on the board," it will continue to be deleted indefinitely.

>>10626001
I made this thread.

>>10626002

Suddenly, it was over. She could feel it, but it wasn’t like how she thought it would be. Not only could she not describe the feeling, she didn’t want to. The whole thing was disgusting and gross; SHE was disgusting and gross.

After a second of relative peace, she was violently jerked up by her long, unkempt hair. “That was a good ride, bitch,” the faggot said, making kissing noises and then slamming her face right into the wall.

>>10625988
well, well, well, what have we here another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the janitor (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the /jp/. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit. your days are fucking numbered

>>10626007
Thing is, the therapist will give him the drugs he needs. Not the drugs he wants.

>>10626010

Keep telling yourself that, tyke.

>2013
>being as butthurt as these ciskids

>>10626009
Even Bawson/Sudo spam is better than this shit.

>casually drop in a reply
>/jp/ gets mad
>they use sage as a downvote
>ask me to stop using meme arrows
>I'm just replying using the same shit they use
>lmao

>>10626029
I don't personally have a problem with this thread. I'm just telling you how it is.

>>10626004
Good feeling, when I went to university instead of getting bullied at school I was finally accepted as a girl, which felt great

>>10626029

>>10626029
>tumblr

Keep on digging that grave.

>>10626036
>he thinks self-awareness makes it okay
>it doesn't
>I can only do it because I'm pointing out my own hypocrisy
>niggers can't penetrate my 7 layers of irony

>>10626029
Your shitposts lose all credibility when you go as far as having images with tumblr filenames. There needs to be subtlety. Unless you're making a mockery of the party you appear to siding with.

>>10626004
im 19 but I'm not giving up

>>10626036
Epic win /b/ro

>>10626044
>>10626046
It's a flipping content hosting website. What is this, /b/?

Even if you're reverse-trolling, that's the pettiest thing to take from his post.

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what default anal is like.

>>10626052
thanks for the "downvote"

How far can hormones reshape my facial features?

>>10626061
Not at all. Use a hammer.

>>10626056
It's like being skullfucked?

>>10626069
thank you, but I'd rather use a penis

>>10626062
It's a particularly shitty content hosting website used mostly by retards and attention whores.

Not every last one is going to be that way, but announcing that you use tumblr is going to cause you to be received even worse than someone who actively uses SA or Reddit.

>>10626062
Kill yourself.

>>10626076
Why are you misusing the spoiler function?

>>10626087
It's called surprise box.

>>10626093
Sorry, I'm new to this forum

>>10626061
Softens fat around face, rounds it, makes it cuter

>>10626087
I'm too lazy to find a zero-width whitespace character and too autistic to misspell it.

>>10626076
>complains about SA
>uses the SA spoiler tag meme
>uses the SA using spoiler tags for something other than spoilers meme

top lel

>>10626076

Do you mean Red­dit?

>>10626075
A cock is fine too.

>>10626105
I thought that was wordfiltered.

Whoops.

>>10626105
>using a whitespace character between the two d's
>not a misspelling

Can you guys post some pictures of processes/before after or of successful traps?

>>10626103
Vai moderar o ptxã e não voltes.

>>10626103
See >>10626102

>>10626124
You can probably find a thousand on tranchan or some other website that specializes in such things.

I'm just me and I don't need to change my outside because that's not what makes me.

The problem with being a girl is that nobody will ever see you like a girl. Even if you got a boyfriend that reinforced the idea and supported you the whole way they would not see you as a real girl.

>>10626076
Pixiv is a social networking site used by attention whores, bloggers, children, and hundreds of thousands of shitty artists.

I'll be looking forward to your complaints next time someone posts with a Pixiv filename.

What a shit thread.

>>10626130
>tranchan
Interesting. A little shady but up until now I've only been to /cd/.

im 6'2

there's no hope

>>10626062
>flipping

You should get to bed, son. You have school in the morning.

>>10626131
I see it the same. I am me. It doesn't matter how we look, what does matter is who we are.

I am not who want to look the way I do now. So I'm taking hormones.

Don't get a wrong idea. It's merely the matter of appearance, not identity or life/death situation.

>>10626172
Shut up you're not even my real dad.

>>10626193
I'm am so sorry for your parents.

Pic related its me, am I passable /jp/?

Someone else also post their own so we can compare, please encourage me!

A white heteronormative cisgendered CEO professor and Baptist preacher was teaching a class on Karl Rove, known Christian.

“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Jesus Christ and accept that you too can become straight through daily prayer, self-flagellation, and eating Chik-Fil-A every day!”

At this moment, a brave, trans-Asian, self-diagnosed pansexual demiromantic vegan multisouled person who had been free of all animal products and only bought products at the local transgender co-op boldly stood up, holding a glass filled with some white liquid.

“Hey, Professor, what is this?”

The arrogant professor smirked like a rapist and smugly replied “It’s clearly milk, you crazy faggot. What the fuck does milk have to do with political science?”

“Wrong. It’s an all natural vegan soy almond kombucha latte. No animals or transpeople were harmed or raped in the making of this product.”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Wall Street Journal. He stormed out of the room, clearly planning some kind of rape. The professor realized that he had been playing into the hands of the kyriarchy of CEOs, investment bankers, the Religious Right, and psychiatrists. He then killed himself. The proper term for this is “trans-dead”.

The students checked their privilege, all diagnosed themselves with autism and gender identity disorder and joined the Gay-Straight Alliance. An obese trans-eagle furry otherkin waddled into the room and tried to perch upon the American Flag, bending the flagpole in the process. All parties involved gave up meat, Christianity, and the right to bear arms.

The students all lifted their glasses of soy fluid in a toast.

“That beverage’s name? Harvey “The One Percent” Milk.” said the vegan trans-autistic Korean.

>>10626193
Nice filename faggot.

>>10626193
Passable at first glance, but you have a long face and your nose is pretty big (for a girl).

>>10626193
found pic on tumblog

timestamp or post on tumblr or gtfo

>>10626146
Pixiv is primarily an image hosting service for artists. Tumblr is primarily a social networking website. Not many people would complain about Tumblr if the vast majority of pictures posted to it were drawn by the poster.

>>10626198
parent*
My dad was absentee

>>10626131
>>10626173
But how you look is part of who you are. Saying stuff like that it doesn't matter how you look (if you want to be and look like a girl) is as naive and ignorant as saying you don't need other people to.

>>10626196

Wow, truly hilarious meme. You've taken someone else's schtick and applied your own horrific fear of change to it.

6 months on hormones, I've started to grow breasts...

>>10626220
That one has been going around for a while.

It's a shame because I love the original stories. They were funny because they could be real or at least believable, whereas these are obvious parodies.

Someone post the "cold doesn't exist" one.

>>10626220
At least he's not a retard replying to joke copypasta in all seriousness.

>>10626219
I don't want to be a girl or a boy. I am me and to those who are important to me that is who I am to them. What others say I am doesn't matter.

>>10626220
I'm trans and I hate people like you. You reek of r3ddit and political correctness. There's a "phobia" for every opinion that you don't like.

lmao /jp/ a great big FAGGOT

>>10626213
Tumblr is a content hosting site. Plenty of people use it for posting and hosting original content.

Pixiv is a social networking site. From Wikipedia:
>Pixiv is a Japanese online community for artists.
(it says this on the English homepage title)
>A virtual community is a social network of individuals who interact through specific social media
(link for "online community")

99.9% of Pixiv users are attention whores.

>>10626221
Nice gyno, faggot.

>>10626016

Yet you don't like the dick?

I don't believe you.

If the story continues please do post it is awesome like something I want to see in my trap rape doujins

>>10626230

Woah, you trolled me hard as heck. Epic troller!

>>10626221

That is pretty cute anon, I would like to touch them

>>10626221
Keep them DFC'ed.

Fuck You

>>10626232

>I'm trans and

Is this supposed to make me care more about your obviously dumb and wrong views?

>>10626244
Fuuuuuuuuck

>>10626231
It has to matter. There is no way it could not matter.

>>10626240
>Tumblr
>original content

0/10

Nobody retarded enough to defend Tumblr would be here.

>>10626221
If growing tits is this easy, why don't girls do it?

>>10626243
Please do not misuse spoilers.

>>10626244
You're fucking lost, >>>/b/ is over <- that way.

>>10626254

>>10626039

I will never have a cute trap like you at my university.

And it makes me sad.

>>10626245
All I did was point out that you're a fucking retard. If anything somebody criticizes you, you accuse them of "epic trolling" you, you're a pathetic fuck who can't take responsibility for his own failures.

>>10626270
But this thread is fine, right.