/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It makes me happy.

it feels like they're bullying my heart

>>10619682
Makes me feel cute as well

>>10619682
>>10619690
>>10619694
cute image dude

I never thought it was sarcastic or anything, I always took those comments at face value.

Or is it about the "dude" part? Sure, we're all little girls here, but come on.

>>10619708
dont patronize me.

It's cute as hell dude

I don't know.

Due the fact that everthing and everyone is just ironic shitposting, I can't tell if someone is nice to me, or just wants to "bully" by acting nice and stabbing me in the back afterwards.

I think it's a compliment.

It's praise nerd. It means you did something right.

>>10619729
stop acting like a punk please.

Cute things are cute, dude.

>>10619682

It makes me feel cute too and gives me a small endorphin rush that makes the next 15 minutes feel like magic.

>>10619734
Cute post, dude.

>>10619746
You're cute, be my boyfriend.

Whenever I say it I mean it, even if the post itself is bad. If the post was bad and there was no cute pic I'd say something else

i always say it as a compliment

Why /jp/ is so cute?

>>10619749

m-maybe.

Why do we like cuteness?

I really don't get it.

>>10619764
Cute. Don't fight me on this, you are now my boyfriend.

>>10619772
Because cuteness is the best thing. I don't understand why some people like lewdness though.

U like?

>>10619773
But I'm a girl

>>10619772
Big eyes that don't fit the body etc.

Its in our genes to like cute stuff. So if the mother dies for some cause and the cute baby is left behind, maybe some otther specimen show mercy and raise the cute baby.

>>10619772
Because neoteny, paedomorphism, paternal instincts. Evolution, mainly

>>10619772
It's your genetic instincts urging you to procreate and make cute daughters that will insure the continuation of your species.

>>10619772
Because it's cute.

/jp/ has never said my pic is cute.

>>10619798
cute pic dude

>>10619798
thats because you never posted a cute pic

>>10619806
that's too awesome

>>10619798
Same for me, but that may be because I always write in a passive, aggresive tone, letting /jp/'ies think I don't like them.

>>10619806
>aya feeding chen and momiji

>>10619813
You are supposed to post a cute pic dude.

>>10619812
:)

>>10619821
I ... I don't really have any.

I'm just a filthy crossboarder with a lot of reaction images.

>>10619824
What spellcard is that?

I like it and take it as a compliment, as others have said. Someone called my hands cute last week, it really made my day.

>>10619835
Link to that post.

A box full of Nagisa is always cute.

>>10619831
doggie doggie sign: circle cute tornado

>>10619821
wow this is blowing my mind

>>10619846
Perhaps you should lay off the herb for an hour.

>>10619853
But i never did drugs in my life

>>10619780
>cute baby
human babies are fugging ugly

>>10619861
Because humans are the only specimen on this planet.

If you find a kitty in a sidestreet, purring and walking between your feet you would say "cuuute :3" right ? Might even consider to take it with you.

That how that shit works.

>>10619868
Why would I ever be outside in the first place?

>>10619855

>>10619868
No I'd nudge it away. Kittens are annoying.

You should come over to my uncle's house sometime. They have cats everywhere and they're constantly having kittens and everyone who lives there is accustomed to tossing one aside or chucking it out the door if it shits on the floor.

>>10619868
What moves humans to care for specimen that are not human and are not useful for food?

>>10619868
I always wondered why Humans will always think little baby animals like puppies or kittens are cute, even baby monkeys but human babies just aren't cute. They might be a little endearing, but I feel like little animals are way cuter.

>>10619855
I can watch this all day

>>10619878
you're a furfag thats why

>>10619821
is that maru?

>>10619877
As for caring for things that aren't human or useful for food, that's just because we've evolved so far past those early levels of the hierarchy of needs for the most part. If you deprive just about any modern person of their basic needs you can bet they'll only be caring about their own (specie's) survival.

It's mainly disproportionate features that humans find cute but you can really apply it to anything and it'll seem cute. Take any random object, warp it around a bit, and it can become cute. Try this out, for example: http://www.exploratorium.edu/mind/judgment/cuteify/v1/

I can deal with people calling me cute on /jp/ but if they talk to me in private and say stuff like that I lose my cool, it's really annoying and it's even worse in real life, but I stopped making friends so it's not like I hear it a lot. Two weeks ago a lab teacher said it was cute how careful I was and that really threw me off balance.

>>10619835
I remember that post, but I think it was a jab cause you had girl hands.

>>10619961
Girl hands are cute.

>>10619961
Doesn't matter, still cute.

I can see how it can come off as sarcastic or rude, but I think it's supposed to be genuine. I mean, if they said that to an image you found cute then it makes sense to say that, you know?

feels indifferent

>>10619976
That's cute

>>10619981
You're cute.

it gives me a boner

>>10620024
What a stupid goat.

>>10620015
Can I suck it?

>>10620015
cute pic dude

>>10620015
ccute pic not cute post

I call a lot of people dude in real life. Makes up for the fact that I am horrible at remembering names. I just call them dude.

Here, have a cute pic, dude.

>>10620015
:3

>>10619757

>>10620052
Cute conversation, man.

It makes me love them even more

>>10619966
>>10619968
>>10619961
I would very much like to see those hands.

People say I'm cute all the time.
It can be pretty annoying because people tend not to take me seriously, same with the "cute pic dude" thing.

>>10620123
cute reaction, dude

Is Futo cute?

Africa 2hu now

>>10620130
No. Not cute, dude.

>>10620130

taoists can't be cute

>>10620123

I wish I could he cute, I'm too rough and rude to be cute.

>>10620133
>>10620134
How mean!

>>10620125
What tha fug man? I--i-i just told you...
Seriously get wrkd' nerd.

>>10620130
verily

>>10619958
>>10620123
>>10620141
k-kawaii...

>>10620139
Haha, look at her crying! What a baby!

>>10620116
Please reply.

I like to call /jp/sies cute more.

>>10620150
Me too. You're cute.

>>10620142
Same here, man. Having antisocial and destructive behavior limits my cuteness

>>10620147
Not who you're replying to, but I've been told I have feminine hands. It makes me feel so embarrassed.

>>10620150

You can call me cute, if you like.

I-It's not like I want to be called cute or anything!

>>10620156
Thanks! That makes me feel warm inside.

>>10620160
Tsunderes are not cute.

i was never called cute in my life

>>10620163
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

I wish there was some way to tell if people on the internet were cute adults pretending to be childlike, or children.

I want to make friends with the former but don't want anything to do with the latter.

>>10620167
Guess what... You're cute!

>>10620154

I know what you mean. Breaking stuff can be fun though. I can't help not being cute.

>>10620172
thank you so much

I want a cute /jp/ boyfriend.

>How do you feel when someone on /jp/ says this to you?

>>10620182
Post cute pics of your butt

i like when people say things i post are cute, be it pics or text. i never get complimented like that in real life so it makes me feel fuzzy and loved for a moment.

>>10620172
Please do not misuse spoilers.

>>10620198
>why not?

>>10620195
That post was pretty cute
*thumbs up*

>>10620204
It's not cute.

>>10620211
Sorry, dude.

>>10620211
They're pretty cute when they add the element of misdirection

>>10620228
Clever!

>>10620229
Thanks dude I thrive off of public opinion =)

offboarders arrived, thread died.

>>10620236
I bet you're just jealous that /jp/ never says that your image is cute.

>>10620235
I'm glad that my comment mad you happy!

>>10620236
You're ugly.

>>10620270
>mad
Nobody is mad.

I posted this last summer and was told I have cute hands.

>>10620283
I don't think your hands are cute. They look pretty non-cute.

>>10620283
They would look pretty nice around the base of my penis

>>10620283
They're okay, but not overly cute, though I think their modesty is what makes them cute.

>>10620288
This hurts me.

>>10620293
Maybe you have some other cute bodyparts to make up for it?

>>10620297
No.

>>10620283
I don't know, your hands look just slightly too chubby on the fingers for me.

>>10620298
I'm sorry, I didn't want to hurt you. Maybe your hands are a little cute.

>>10620301
I suppose that's the grip. I definately do not have chubby hands or fingers.

>>10620315
Sorry, I'm also not a native english speaker.

Stop embarassing me please.

>>10620309
http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/

>>10620309
ok sorry. But you said you don't have any cute body parts yourself!

>>10620283
Not cute, very fat and ugly.

>>10620298
Show me your dick. The smaller, the cuter.

Unless it's 5+ inches, then it's cute. If it's above 5" then you have nothing cute about you and are disgusting.

>>10620318
I did not post that to embarrass you, but to educate you. I apologize if I have hurt your feelings in some way.

>>10620318
>embarassing
Your mistakes are not cute.

I would seriously post a picture of my tiny phimotic dick on /jp/, but I'm scared of archives. I wouldn't mind if one or two people saved it, but archives like Warosu and Foolz have killed ephemerality, one of the best features of imageboards.

At least add an opt-out, you content-stealing cunts.

>>10620323
They're not fat. I'm not fat.

>>10620323
Well what if he is skinny with just a little extra fat which makes him good for cuddling?

>>10620335
You can contact the archive's admins and ask them to block that picture. It worked for Daiz.

>>10620336
Fatty in denial I hope your parents send you to a fat camp, look at you holding a sugary sweet popsicle. Fatty fatty boombalatty.

>>10620335
My dick is a bit smaller too but I wouldn't want to post it because I gotta shave a bit down there too right now. I've never posted any pictures of any of me on /jp/ and don't think I'm cute enough for /jp/.

>>10620346
They might ban it as child pornography, I don't know. I'd rather not draw attention to myself and my tiny penis.

I seriously fucking hate archives. Fuck you, AoRF. I bet you thought the /a/rchive was an EPIC WIN idea that would benefit everyone. Well guess what, you're a cunt and you killed one of the best features of imageboards, no matter how unintentional that feature happened to be.

>>10620335
My dad works for the archives, he says they won't save cute pics of tiny dicks.

>>10620347
that was a cute insult anon!

>>10620347
I am seriously not fat. Not even chubby. I'm maybe 65kg at 170cm.

I'm a cute adorable little transgender girl who wants friends, please add me on skype as soon as possible: milky.girl4

I promise to be the best friend you've ever had!

>>10620354
Thank you, I try my best for my fans.

>>10620358
You blocked me you cunt.

>>10620365
Your post convinced me, where can I susbscribe to your blog?

You truly have to kill yourself if you think it's anything other than a compliment or a praise.

By the way,

>>10620309
>>10620193
>>10620130

Cute images, dudes.

>>10620369
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>>10620365
I'm your number one /jp/ fan now!

/jp/ really does seem to like cute stuff. im 5'4" 108 lbs and i wish someone from jp would hug me and call me cute to my face.

>>10620375
I don't see a link? Dude, are you some kind of hacker?

>>10620380
I'd totally do that with you. If you were up for it, we'd cuddle. I've always wanted a cute /jp/sie to bury their face into my chest while I stroke their hair. We'd fall asleep in each other's arms and it would be the perfect end to any day.

>>10620380

Why are you supposedly the same height and weight as the qt virgin chick some alpha /jp/er confessed to boning last night?

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10617816#p10617984

>>10620382
That sounds really cute.

>>10620382
I want a cute but slightly bigger than me /jp/sie to bury my face in cuddle and fall asleep with. I'm not sure how tall I am but I'm around 142 lbs. I may be too big but I'm on the skinny side.

>>10620380
You keep posting those stats
Show us the proof

>>10620384
who knows. im a boy anyway.

>>10620382
that sounds kinda nice.

>>10620403
girl here, looking for a strong boy to cuddle

Age? Location?

>>10620386
I'm glad you think so!

>>10620390
You're not too big, you're perfect.

>>10620406
37
Toronto

>>10620409
>37
Damn Ojisan, you're old!

>>10620406
>>10620409
Oh dear. This thread is taking a turn to the lewd.

>>10620410
You mean eroi.