Looking for better masturbation experience

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Looking for better masturbation experience Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:45:08 2013 No.10610593 [DELETED]

Let's suggest ideas how to make our sex lives better.

Rules:
1) No drugs
2) No lucid dreaming
3) Let's keep in my mind that most /jp/sies don't have much money (so no $10 000 love dolls please)

Daki and onahole is great experience, but I want to improve it. I am looking for way to make something which would feel like spread legs around me while I hump my daki. I am also interested to simulate other sex positions than missionary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:47:38 2013 No.10610600 Get laid nerd

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:48:37 2013 No.10610609 >>10610593 http://tulpa.info/guides/faqman-creation-guide.html

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:50:07 2013 No.10610622 buy a hooker

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:52:07 2013 No.10610627 File: 2.99 MB, 320x240, 1349383194537.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:52:52 2013 No.10610631 Buttplug

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:53:07 2013 No.10610633 File: 2.35 MB, 320x240, 1357075000182.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:54:07 2013 No.10610643 File: 100 KB, 616x924, 1_20120321161229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:54:52 2013 No.10610644 >>10610609 Also no tulpas. >>10610622 3DPD

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:55:53 2013 No.10610652 File: 179 KB, 1000x1333, 1361116229735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:55:53 2013 No.10610653 >>10610644 Then you're SOL unless you want to follow >>10610631 advice

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:56:22 2013 No.10610655 >>10610643 Did he break his daki?

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:59:52 2013 No.10610667
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>>10610593
Take up urethral sounding. The risk of infection is neglible if you keep within your glans. Roll up a thin strip of toilet paper. Stiffen it with lube, apply lube to your peehole and gently push it in. Once it's about and inch in, it will stay in and fapping will feel incredible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:13:08 2013 No.10610708 File: 83 KB, 1280x720, 897679889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:15:22 2013 No.10610717 File: 94 KB, 1280x720, 130314191329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:16:07 2013 No.10610723 >>10610600 this lel

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:16:07 2013 No.10610731 File: 263 KB, 920x613, 046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:19:07 2013 No.10610750

This might sound obvious, but it wasn't on the OP, so you should try prostate stimulation if you haven't already. The first time I did it was on a whim (just licking the left hand and putting it in, no enemas or special techniques) and it felt positively amazing. It's even better with a specialized tool such as a prostate massager.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:19:52 2013 No.10610749 File: 165 KB, 619x900, 1363103793203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10610667 I can't stop cringing I don't think that would feel very good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:20:07 2013 No.10610754 >>10610749 I love it. It's a bit of a pain to set up, though, so I don't do it every time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:21:37 2013 No.10610757 File: 147 KB, 1280x720, 0314191942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:21:37 2013 No.10610758 >>10610749 There are actually vibrators for this. I don't have one though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:22:52 2013 No.10610761 >>10610667 NOPE NOPE NOPE I've had to get some medicine injected into my bladder before and even after they injected my urethra with some shit to numb the pain, it STILL hurt like a bitch to have that shit slide in there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:22:52 2013 No.10610762 File: 321 KB, 450x656, 736b815c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:24:07 2013 No.10610777 >>10610761 I don't know if I could stop my boner if a nurse did that to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:27:07 2013 No.10610787 >>10610757 >>10610708 That Vivio daki looks amazing. I'm jealous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:28:22 2013 No.10610789 >>10610777 Even an ugly fat Mexican or black nurse? Because that's what they usually are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:31:37 2013 No.10610796 >>10610789 I live in a white country. If it was a super ugly, though, I guess not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:34:22 2013 No.10610803 >>10610708 >>10610717 This looks like it is from a video. I'd love to see it.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:39:22 2013 No.10610820

Gonna ignore that first rule since it's legal and all that.

Try taking some DPH (Diphenhydramine). It's an antihistamine that will make you very drowsy and tired. I like to take around 100mg and then eat a warm snack. Within an hour I'm ready for bed.

Now, fap. Fap, fap, fap. The orgasm you have when you're in this drowsy state is incredible.

You can buy a giant bottle of the stuff from Amazon for only a few quid, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 15:11:08 2013 No.10610893 >>10610820 They actually sell it in stores now. ZzzQuil, pure dyphenhydromine

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 15:12:38 2013 No.10610896 >>10610893 It's always been in stores, it's just Benadryl/OTC allergy pills/OTC sleeping pills.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 15:13:53 2013 No.10610899 File: 105 KB, 600x800, photo04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.datafilehost.com/download-74a0ef2a.html

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 15:19:08 2013 No.10610914 File: 69 KB, 1280x720, Lens Cleaning.mp4_snapshot_00.19_[2012.10.21_13.42.03].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10610899 Are you the original author of this video?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 15:23:08 2013 No.10610923 File: 1.99 MB, 480x270, wink33.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10610914 Wink JP here ^.^

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 15:28:38 2013 No.10610934 File: 92 KB, 551x271, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10610923 Love the videos, is there a place where I can find all of them? I think I'm missing a few (I hope)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 15:41:53 2013 No.10610956 This is sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 15:49:06 2013 No.10610972 >>10610956 How so?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 15:53:52 2013 No.10610979 Why not buy 2 of those breast mousepads and put your dick between them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 15:54:36 2013 No.10610980 >>10610979 It has been done already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 15:57:37 2013 No.10610985 >>10610980 Really? I thought I was being a genius with that idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 16:00:51 2013 No.10610994 File: 1.67 MB, 480x270, wink34.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10610934 The torrent is not ready yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 16:02:06 2013 No.10611001 >>10610994 that.. looks like an old guy's butt. or the butt of a toddler

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 16:03:36 2013 No.10611005 >>10610979 Then you can't see the boobs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 16:10:21 2013 No.10611015 File: 34 KB, 604x453, 1361299144084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10611001

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 16:12:21 2013 No.10611019 >>10610994 Too bad, is there anywhere I can see when it's up in case I miss the thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 16:14:36 2013 No.10611023 File: 47 KB, 981x625, 2013-03-14-211358_981x625_scrot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10610899 >>10610923 Dakimakura 2.mp4 is older than my grandpa, stop pretending you're winkJP Here, full folder of all his videos. (except toys.mp4)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 16:39:36 2013 No.10611075 >>10611015 I can't scroll down

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 16:41:36 2013 No.10611082 >>10611023 Would it be too much to ask for you to upload those somewhere? I'd really appreciate it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 02:12:26 2013 No.10613103 >>10610994 What the hell does one do to have so many dakis and onaholes like you.

Anonymous Fri Mar 15 02:27:10 2013 No.10613148

>>10610593
A simple one but, do you heat your lube or warm your ona before use? I always found the latter to be a hassle but you can microwave a cup of water, place your lube in it and cover with a pot lid. After a few your lube will be very warm and makes hands free penetration 10x better

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Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:35:23 2013 No.10618179 [DELETED]

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holy shit /jp/. i just came here because i was bored but dam. this is just sad. here i'll do you all a favor and dump all the info graphs and tips for you guys to stop being sad starting with body improvements

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:36:07 2013 No.10618184 File: 137 KB, 1288x2588, workout 2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10618179 running tips

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:37:52 2013 No.10618190 File: 498 KB, 719x2445, self improvement 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10618184 self improvement

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:38:07 2013 No.10618195 File: 767 KB, 1320x3968, self improvement 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10618190

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:39:52 2013 No.10618199 File: 943 KB, 1280x1920, self improvement 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10618195

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:41:07 2013 No.10618203 >>10613148 I've never tried that. Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:41:07 2013 No.10618204 >>10618199

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:41:53 2013 No.10618207 File: 133 KB, 500x652, self improvement 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10618204 shit forgot picture

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:45:07 2013 No.10618218 File: 141 KB, 500x628, self improvement 8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10618215 any lurkers?

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Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:46:53 2013 No.10618228

>>10618179
>>10618184
>>10618190
>>10618195
>>10618199
>>10618204
>>10618207
>>10618209
>>10618210
>>10618215

Please tell me you're not serious /r9k/adv/ girl.

There's a ton of people on /jp/ who have a very healthy diet, aren't out of shape, and look decent/aren't ugly.

The problem is that they never leave the house and don't have any good reasons to leave the house and can't meet the people they would get along with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:47:52 2013 No.10618235 File: 1.08 MB, 620x4294, 50 mistake guys make while getting dressed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10618222 time for some clothing

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:49:37 2013 No.10618238 >>10618218 It's necessary to have the death grip. Without it, it doesn't feel right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:51:07 2013 No.10618246 >>10618242 Oooh. You're gonna be hated alright.

Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:51:22 2013 No.10618242
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>>10618228
i know. but i just put the healthy diet shit in there because i'm sure someone here would want it. read through some of the long text ones. there is tons of advice on how to meet people. can't hate me for helping

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:53:37 2013 No.10618250 File: 223 KB, 1126x1148, cloths 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10618246 meh

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:55:53 2013 No.10618256 File: 248 KB, 1896x1337, life advice 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10618250 now for life advice

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:56:37 2013 No.10618259 >>10618250 i know you think you are doing everyone a favour, but no one here is going to consider it. please don't bother

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:57:22 2013 No.10618264 Thanks for all the advices, 70% of them are useless for me, but I think I'll finally get to know how to tie a tie. Now, stop derailing the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:58:07 2013 No.10618268 File: 1.48 MB, 1420x4742, life advice 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10618261

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:59:37 2013 No.10618272 >>10618264 last one. beside's most of this shit will help you have a better sex life which is what OP asked for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 06:00:37 2013 No.10618273 File: 522 KB, 1320x4882, life advice 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10618272 fuck. forgot it again

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 06:01:52 2013 No.10618277 >>10618272 I don't think you understand people on this board. Most of them aren't sexually attracted to real humans.

Anonymous Sat Mar 16 06:02:37 2013 No.10618279

>>10618250

I can hate you. You come in here and say this is pathetic, and you don't even understand why we do it. For most people here it's not because "I am such an unbelievably disgusting fat unhygienic neck-beard that no female would ever come close to me".

It's just an issue with there being no girls in their life and no way to meet girls, specifically the rare ones that they have things in common with.

You have no clue who you're even talking to.

>>10618264

http://stallman.org/rms-lifestyle.html

Read the clothing section about ties. Never again.

>>10618272

It's very kind of you to want us to have a better sex life, even though for many it's never existed. If you really wanted to help I'm sure there's more than enough /jp/sies who'd be willing to pay for you to come have sex with them.

That would be the best way to help.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 06:04:38 2013 No.10618282 >>10618277 but the rest can find themselves a decent looking Japanese school girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 06:06:23 2013 No.10618286 >>10618279 you're too kind

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 06:11:08 2013 No.10618297 >>10618282 Isn't that against the law?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 06:11:08 2013 No.10618298 >>10618279 >Religion offers no moral short-cut. It is up to us to figure out what is right and what is wrong. I like that guy in that link.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 06:16:52 2013 No.10618311 >>10618297 yes, your point being?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 06:24:22 2013 No.10618318 >>10618311 None of your guides say how to avoid being arrested and sent to jail. Sex with a minor generally counts as rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 06:36:07 2013 No.10618338 The obvious way to avoid retards is to simply make sure the secret doesn't get out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 07:12:21 2013 No.10618388 >>10617673 I just woke up from sleeping with that Daki cover

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 07:20:36 2013 No.10618415 >>10618228 Most people on /jp/ just aren't interested in real people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 13:01:41 2013 No.10624237 >>10618242 holy fuck, how can people wear such boring clothes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 13:24:26 2013 No.10624314 >Looking for better masturbation experience Have you tired that Magic Wand Massager?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 13:38:41 2013 No.10624377 Where are the best love dolls? Money is no object.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 13:39:56 2013 No.10624383 >>10618415 No, most people aren't interested in people on /jp/ so /jp/ pretends not to be interested in those people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 13:45:26 2013 No.10624412 >>10618238 GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT BLOOD RUSH TO MY HEAD

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 13:47:41 2013 No.10624424 >>10618261 why would someone try to find something to be passionate about just to attract girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 13:48:41 2013 No.10624430 >>10624383 No

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 14:01:41 2013 No.10624485
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Anyone try something like this?

http://en-nls.com/pict1-33915?c2=9999
http://en-nls.com/pict1-33922?c2=9999

Seems kinda crazy to put a electric charge up your butt but I wonder how it feels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 14:03:41 2013 No.10624495 >>10624485 >http://en-nls.com/pict1-33915?c2=9999 NO THINGS YOU PUT IN YOUR BUTT ALLOWED EITHER. Geez...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 14:09:56 2013 No.10624518 >>10624495 There's a penis sheath and some pads too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 14:11:12 2013 No.10624523 >>10610633 >>10610627 dear lord how horrifying

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 14:11:41 2013 No.10624525 >>10624495 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 14:22:11 2013 No.10624580 What the fuck was that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 14:44:42 2013 No.10624654 >>10624424 Don't bother, it's a collection of terrible advices appealing to extroverted retards from /b/ telling them how to lie and "cheat" on life, disregarding honesty. It's disgusting.

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