/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Use her to clean the windows, bathroom, remove dust and kebab

Dispose of her immediately.

I would tell her to put that ass in the air so I can fug it.

Kill her and her friends to reach level 2 and then fight something more worthwhile

make her my waifu :^)

i cant fucking do shit with a slime girl, asshole.

cuddle with it, slip my boner into it, ejaculate into it

>>10595258
You could just use a rusty, corroded iron knife and use it to grind on jellies for a while. It's not fun, but you might get a couple rings and potions that are worthwhile

Sell her to Nickelodeon.

Let her digest me as it will make her stronger and be able to conceive offspring.

Eat.

Fuck her until her mind breaks.

>>10595345
Slime hasn't been relevant to Nickelodeon for about ten years...

>>10595396
I remember slime time being on with nick cannon, not even a few years ago.

[x]Drink her.

For short term plans, I'd try to gauge her intelligence and try to maker her feel more at home.
If she's smarter than a ten year old, I assume we could work out something for her to do to keep her from being bored or messing up my home with slime. If she's dumber than a boot, maybe try quarantining her to the bathroom.

In any case, I'd keep her for a while to see if any more creatures start popping up, but if no adventure follows and it's clear I'm not fit to keep her, I'd post videos on youtube and spam them everywhere in hopes it'll go viral and the government comes to pick her up to study her, or something.

Find something to cover my controllers with and play games with her.

Unprotected sex. Slime girls don't have (normal) reproductive organs.

I just hope she's not of the acid or poison variety

Conduct various experiments on her to see whether it's possible for a slime to be a "girl" in any meaningful sense.

>>10595396
>>10595400
I remember watching Nickelodeon shit from my childhood in th 80's called "You can't do that on television", and they used slime.

Unfortunately, they also sucked ass.

Depends on how much of that thing counts for a "girl". I'll try to keep it around if it's smarter than my cat. Bonus points for being sentient.

一緒にやらないか、スライム娘？

Perpetual coitus.

I went in the bath for the first time in years a few weeks ago. It felt like warm ooze was invading my every orifice. Is this what being raped by a slime girl is like?

I'd put her in the freezer.

>>10596565
Was it from the 80s

I don't know...

If she isn't abrasive and can control whether she releases moisture/slime onto and item I'd pass things like my figures, and glasses through her so they come out squeaky clean.

Otherwise I'd just fawn and dote on her, giving her everything I could so she'd be happy, It's not every day you come into contact with non-human humanoid being that posses intelligence.

Sexing up a slime girl? Wouldn't she get soaked up into your bed during a vigorous bout of intercourse with her?

How would you even do her without her collapsing around you?

>>10601306
Non-newtonian fluid.

>>10595231
I've always wanted to munch on a Slime girl as I was inside her. I wonder if I'm the only one who's thought of this scenario.

Take a bath with her. Nothing lewd, just scrubbing her front for her.

>>10601306
>>10601310
Not like it really matters, because it would need some sort of magic for sentience, locomotion, etc. unless it wasn't uniformly goo.

>>10601310

It still seems like I'd be fucking a jello cup though.

Trade her for some better monster girl, assuming they are common since I got one. I'm not really slime fan.

>>10601334
Most goo girls can change their consistency, etc.

MAGIC

Say she couldn't change her viscosity/solidity/whatever, she was just slime of the same consistency who could pull herself together into certain shapes.

Would sex even feel good? I mean, it would just be like water or goo moving over your dick, no actual rubbing.

>>10601359
If she could pull herself together into certain shapes, then she could create a shape in the form of a vagina.

/jp/ - Monstergirl Culture

Eat her.
Jello is delicious.

>>10601663
ghoul is the best monster

Slimegirls are good because you can actually see the pleasure of cumming inside.

I want to teach a naive slime girl about lewd things.

>>10601716
ghouls have the best lumber harvesting
but you better be trying for a necro rush if you like ghouls
even then, you're still undead, so you'll probably lose anyways

>>10602285
mass fiends was always the only viable strat, although necros were always the most fun.

>>10601314
I'd do lewd things to her if you catch my drift.

>>10601709

You, too, can become a (monster) girl.

I would ask her where is the latest NEET thread so I could ask things from anons. I would also ask her to make a drinking thread.

>>10610331
I don't think you would have wanted to be in last nights NEET disaster. Maybe someone will make a better NEET thread later.

>>10610349
Oh, thats worrysome. Well I just wanted to give ARMA 3 alpha lite to someone and ask few things, but I'll just wait 'till the next thread that hopefully wont be all poopy.

Acquire copious amounts of wet cloths so that I can further my own transformation into a slime girl

How many gallons do you think the average slime girl consists of?

>>10602285
It's funny you said that because the one who won WCG 2012 is an Undead player.

The best thing about slime girl is that she can change her body size to suit your taste.

Use her as my own personal shock absorber for the kind of stunts you see on Jackass. Slime would make good armor.

Oh my god this album is so good and unique, the sound they produce is like nothing I've ever heard.

Just unbelievable.

>>10602285
>undead
>not mass fiends with statues and destroyers

Do you even WC3?

>>10595231
I dunno
Hang out
Ask her to spot me when I bench
Ask her to go to the store for me when glute DOMS are too much
Stuff like that

can i be a slime girl instead?

Soap (allows polar fluids to dissolve into non polar fluids) + Hot water + Heat (135°C) -> One dead slimegirl and a fun scientific "experiment"

Other than Monmusu Quest! does anyone have some suggestions for monster girl games?

If you inject yourself with slimegirl slime, you will become a slimegirl.

>>10595231
Melt her down and remold her into my ideal body type.

>>10610272
>not a trap
>eventually becomes no different than a normal girl
Shitty monster.