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Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:01:37 2013 No.10610053 [DELETED]

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>meet beautiful asian girl while in line at the bloodbank
>she asks about my game center cx cellphone dongle and we hit it off
>take her back to my place to watch mitsudomoe
>things start getting hot
>pull off her gothic lolita dress with my teeth
>plunge my full five incher deep inside
>jam some pocky in her pee hole and nibble it out
>about to cum
>say "I can't believe i lost my virginity to a real japanese girl"
>she says "i'm actually thai"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:02:38 2013 No.10610058 LOL.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:03:07 2013 No.10610059 File: 24 KB, 259x319, 1363230921318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:04:52 2013 No.10610061 It's funny because I'm Thai. My shitty English is a great ploof. /jp/ is not exclusive to muricans and latinos anymore, buddy. if you want to know about the situation of transgender people or homosexual marriage in Thailand, now is your chance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:05:07 2013 No.10610062 File: 65 KB, 450x595, 1362463054658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Japan >Asian

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:06:07 2013 No.10610065 >>10610061 why are all asian men gay why do they all want to be girls and take fat white man dick is it because of the bomb?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:06:22 2013 No.10610066 ching chong nip nong we arr rook same

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:08:07 2013 No.10610076
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>>10610053
You get it easy OP
>that feel when girls poop out they're butts
>ISHYGDDT
>who are you quoting D:<
>okay.jpg
>try to walk to dinasaur
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>mfw when i have no pokeface.png
>dinasaur turns into a dragon and flies away
>holy shit im flying to O__O
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>flying spaghetti monster.exe
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:09:07 2013 No.10610077 Please do not misuse the quoting feature.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:09:07 2013 No.10610078 >>10610053 >five incher lel

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:09:07 2013 No.10610081 >>10610065 1- Because our homosexual marriage law is written by reasonable people. 2- Because you are rich. Our own new graduate starts of with somewhere around us$300 a month. 3- Thai didn't get that bombshell 60 years ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:11:37 2013 No.10610088 File: 363 KB, 480x270, 1361719414574.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10610081 Can I come over?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:11:52 2013 No.10610089 >>10610081 why do you eat baby chicken instead of hamburgers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:12:53 2013 No.10610092 >>>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:15:37 2013 No.10610106 >>10610081 Mhm I might go to Thailand and hire a few phd engineers to do my laundry and wash my feet then.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:16:37 2013 No.10610113

>>10610089
We do? Wait I don't know that. Do you refer to egg somehow?
As for the burgers, we do like them. To be fair, if it isn't damn expensive we could be like fatass
muricans. Fast food here are somewhat a premium, so only social elites get to be fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:17:22 2013 No.10610115 >>10610088 No, I'm currently studying in Japan. No Pattaya for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:18:37 2013 No.10610118 File: 734 KB, 350x197, 1362506201218.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10610115 B-But, muh Asian dickings.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:19:22 2013 No.10610120

>>10610106
You are precisely correct.
I'm on a lucky part of the town, since my English is pretty good, I started somewhere around us$500. But yes, there are rich retired foreigners everywhere hiring us to be personal bitches. That's how the world is, we just have to accept that.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:21:52 2013 No.10610131
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>hot or not before forced facebook integration
>ladyboys every where
>get one to webcame beat off for me while using three dildos on itself
>shoot a fat load
>after, she asks me to send money for her dying parents
>tell her to ask for the money first next time
>close the web browser and go eat a cheeseburger

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:25:52 2013 No.10610142 >>10610092 posted >>>/r9k/6072237

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