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10609534 No.10609534[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>>KYAAAAAAHHHH!!! What are you doing!? Put it away!!! That thing is so small!!!

So tell me how the hell is Youmu able to tell how big my dick is without getting it on with other guys first?

>> No.10609538

she watches porn

>> No.10609539

Seeing as Youmu is supposed to be Japanese, I don't see how can see expect anything but "small".

>> No.10609539,1 [INTERNAL] 

dont sexualize sword girl please

>> No.10609552

If she's so experienced why is she acting so flustered. Why would she even comment on the size like that.

You should have used a confident picture of her because confident girls are sluts.

>> No.10609566
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>>10609538
Exactly.

Youmu watches the porn where 5 black dudes with disgustingly large fake penises jack off on a small white woman.

>> No.10609569

The displacement your penis creates in her mist

>> No.10609567

she compares penises to her sheathed katanas which she uses to double penetrate herself at night with

>> No.10609568

>>10609552
she's just pretending to be embarrassed to appear cute, so she can get more dicks

>> No.10609574

>>10609534

DORK

>> No.10609577

>>10609539
I've seen lots of dicks in my time and Japanese ones really aren't much smaller than the average American one (the ones in American poen have HUGE cocks tho)

>> No.10609576

>>10609566
I never understood what the appeal with that kind of porn was. The male actors are awkward and clearly not enjoying it and the fake cum looks really nasty.

3D porn is disgusting.

>> No.10609584

>>10609577
Thats because only HUGE cocks are shown in porn.

You never see a cock under 25cm in porn.

Same goes for most hentai doujins and movies.

>> No.10609587

>>10609584
>You never see a cock under 25cm in porn.
very few people have 25cm dicks even in porn

>> No.10609595

>>10609587
i bet your dick must really suck

>> No.10609602

>>10609587
>he can tell the size of dicks by looking

I abused the quote function. I know. Off to the shame corner with me.

>> No.10609601

>>10609595
not as hard as your mom sucked it last night

>> No.10609606

>>10609602
more like /v/ corner
>>>/v/

>> No.10609617

>>10609606
So /v/ is now the only place that abused the quote function ? Are you trying to say that ?

Alright. Okay.

>> No.10609625

Would I be able to please Youmu with my 11cm penis?

>> No.10609628

>>10609625
Sure, just use something bigger.

>> No.10609631 [DELETED] 

>>10609587
this is bullshit. most porn has people with like 18cm penis. you need to go search for tags like big cock to get even like 20+cm. as a well endowed guy i hate watching porn where the guy has a smaller penis so i know.

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>>10609617

>> No.10609633

>>10609584
this is bullshit. most porn has people with like 18cm penis. you need to go search for tags like big cock to get even like 20+cm. as a well endowed guy i hate watching porn where the guy has a smaller penis so i know.

>> No.10609636

>>10609631
>this is bullshit.
why are you saying that to the guy that agrees with you

>> No.10609643

>>10609636
my eyes aren't open all the way and i clicked the wrong post.

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