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going to the kitchen at midnight, suddenly found this

what do /jp/?

>> No.10598235
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CLEANSE

PURGE

KILL

>> No.10598229

Pick her up and squeeeze her

>> No.10598233

poke her forehead

>> No.10598239

eat

>> No.10598243

Check the fridge. Realize I have no money and no food. Go into my room and cry.

>> No.10598251

Lift her up with both of my hands around her waist, sit her on my lap facing me, and then pull out my penis. That alone would feel pretty incredible. I don't care what happens after.

>> No.10598268

Make cute cupcakes with her and have a frosting fight after.

>> No.10598301
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VANQUISH THE FIEND

>> No.10598311

>>10598301
Her darkness is magical and can even block torchlight. You're fucked no matter how bright your Maglite is.

>> No.10598312

>>10598268
By frosting, do you mean your semen?

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>>10598312
I dont produce semen

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>>10598312

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>>10598311
So she's kind of like a black hole.

I know how to deal with holes...

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