/jp/ - Otaku Culture

considered buying diapers, anyone else do this?

I made an all S-Rank Chao in Sonic Adventure 2. I'm now a chao raising pro.

It was good, until I realize the chicken wasn't thoroughly cooked after I finished it...

It rained and dropped the temperatures cold enough to enjoy drinking some hot mugicha. By Thursday it will be in the 90s though, but I can just enjoy it cold.

>>10590944
Seems like a pointless expense unless you're into that adult baby stuff

>>10590958
also considering his capital is limited unless he is trust-fund.

My aunt is going to hold back one of my cousins only because he's physically small. Doesn't that seem really cruel?

ate one canned meal today
im so tired

>>10590955
That stuff is delicious I had a lot of it when I was in Taiwan

>>10590963
Do you mean hold back as in hold back a grade in school?

>>10590967
It is delicious. Perfect for sipping during nights.

>>10590955
I've been trying to make my apartment cold by turning off my radiator but for some reason the temperature won't drop below 19 °C even though it's -20 °C outside. There must be some sort of wizard around.

>>10590974
19 C is pretty cool already, I live in the tropics and I would kill for weather like that.

>>10590974
Possibly good insulation. Move to the Prairies, I guarantee your house will fall apart after 10 years.

>>10590974
20C is as cold as it gets inside here too, even though it's 9C outside. Fine with me though, even at that temperature my fingers feel slow because they're so cold.

I'm finally learning to draw (properly) because now I have all this free time to spend.

>>10590983
Sounds more like bad insulation to me. The warmth probably seeps in from other parts of the building.

>>10590989
A combination of both. Nobody really cares about the internal insulation because it's generally assumed that people want it to be warm when it's cold out.

>>10590987
Draw something then

I helped my neighbor replace his laptop screen and later discovered that Greek yogurt with chocolate protein powder mixed in tastes like chocolate pudding. Currently enjoying a few episodes of Hana-Kimi with the roommate.

I'm getting tired of being broke, but on the other hand this is chill as fuck.

>>10591082
Actual chocolate pudding is just four ingredients. You could make gallons at a time!

>>10591094
B-but muh macros...

I ate nicely today. My mother had a sore throat and only wanted scrambled eggs for dinner, and she gave me $10 for dinner. I went to Chipotle and got a double chicken burrito and noticed that the employee didn't mark it as double meat, so I also ordered a bag of chips. After that I went to Krispy Kreme and got a half dozen donuts and some tea. The gift card only had $5 and the total came to $6.38, so the employee gave me two free donut coupons so it would be under $5.

I wonder what I'll eat tomorrow. Maybe I'll do chicken and potatoes on the grill, that sounds good.

sipping on a rockstar and playing dat der tera

>>10591101
check your carbohydrate privilege

>>10591113
How are you eating so well

>>10591125
Parents pay for about three or four meals a week.

Also, at the donut store I was in line behind a father, his daughter(s), and her friends. Despite only looking about ten years old, one of the girls had quite large breasts. I wanted to look more out of curiousity than anything, but I instead focused on the donut machine and how some of the donuts didn't flip. The dough seemed incredibly wet and thin which explains why they're so light.

I just met up with my osananajimi who I havent seen for 4 years and had a few drinks. He got me into anime and 4chan in high school and had a much higher powerlevel back then. I was a bit disappointed that he made a full normalfag transformation since then but it was really nice to see him again. Taking it easy with some video games now.

Did my reps, read some manga. Gonna play some Tomb Raider now and then get horny from it and masturbate. God damn, her tits are so delicious.

I left the house two times last week, it was very stressful, I even sent an email. Gonna take it extra easy now to compensate.

After installing those bulbs and riding at night, I realized the battery in the S90 wasn't getting a charge because it'd stall when the key was turned to light the head/tail lights after I installed them. Turned to use the battery only for the brake light, the thing runs great. Going to eventually take a look at the wiring and replace some stuff which may have worn out (there's a selenium rectifier which eventually always dies on these engines, probably other stuff as well). The lights are still a low priority fix because even if I were to get a motorcycle license, for the first six months I can't ride at night anyway. Eye protection (goggles, visor on bike, or visor on helmet) is required by law regardless, so I'm going to get a helmet next. I've always liked wearing full face helmets because they provide some anonymity. You're just 'that guy'.

Sorry if people get annoyed for me always posting about this. All of my attention has turned towards this ever since I decided to get it running. I'll keep it to a minimum from now on.

>>10591149
>osananajimi
Translate it weebs.

>>10590942
>that feel when lost my memory card that had all my best chao on SA2 so I had to start all over again
It was like losing a child and adopting another and try to raise it as good as the first when it will only be a pale imitation.

Congrats on the S-Ranked Chao.

Today I realized one of the reasons I don't like interest boards like /a/, /v/, /mu/ /sp/ is because any meaningful topic/thread quickly turns into "Don't like what I don't like", "Your tastes are shit", "Go get some good opinions". Which I just can't take it easy around. It was probably always on /jp/ but I feel this is becoming more prevalent here as well

>>10591207
Childhood friend

>>10591221
I think it's just mainly the amount of people that go on those boards. Seeing as they're the most popular boards (outside of /b/), it's bound to attract people that aren't good people to talk to.

I think the internet and 'social' (I use that term very loosely) sites becoming more popular are mostly to blame though.

this is now my 10th month as a neet, i am taking it maximum easy right now

i feel how fleeting happiness can be as well.

are these the last of those dream-like days?

>>10591222
Thank you

One thing I don't understand about NEETs is that why do you guys even get stressed from social interaction? Aren't you all supposed to be taking it easy? I know I have.

>>10591314
social anxiety

>>10591314

most people don't want to let you take it easy, so its better to avoid them

>>10591314
It is difficult keeping track of the lies I have to tell them.

>>10591314
I can't take it easy if there are people around.

>>10591321
Holy shit me too.

My whole life is a sham.

>>10591314
I can hold up a social ruse to a reasonable degree but it boils down to the fact that I hate people in general.

>>10591321
Then don't lie, isn't the whole point of taking it easy is to not care about worldly affairs?

Today, while eating at a food court, I accidentally spilled some drinks on myself, and just wiped it away and continued eating, even though people were staring at me. Wouldn't this be more appropriate for you guys?

>>10591336
fucking pig

I bet you're american too

>>10591336
So my conclusion is, and I am probably wrong since I don't know you personally, that deep down you guys really want to fit in, because otherwise you would not care for the glances of others.

>>10591339
I'm Singaporean, Chinese.

>>10591336
Were you people watching? That seems like a great place to do it. I'm going to try that this summer.

Speaking of people watching, does anyone here do it?

I was caught by a girl who lives next door taking a children's keyboard set from outside a charity shop at night.

I had a tough time answering her questions.

>>10591350
a children's keyboard set?
as in the thing you play music with?
what did she say?

>>10591314
I don't get stressed and I think I can hold a conversation alright. If it were up to me I'd prefer to just be left alone, so I always live my life in ways that let me do just that.

>>10591347
When I go to the city I love to, it's a shame there are no good places in my town to people watch without being obvious. In the city I can blend in and not be noticed.

>>10591347

Pretty sure everyone does to some degree. I tend to do it when I'm waiting for something or someone in a public place. It's interesting to iagine what kind of peeople they are.

>>10591341
No, I was just eating, I was sipping a full cup of sprite with a straw and tilted it, like you would if you were drinking it straight out of the cup and it spilled all over my chair, and a bit of my pants. Looked up and I saw the cleaners and dude across the table staring at me and I just smiled and went back to my food.

>>10591347
I've dusted off my binoculars and sketchbook but I'm missing a field-guide.
Can anyone recommend a good reference for people-watching?

>>10591353

Yes. It was a girls one at that (all pink, multicoloured flowers etc).

The questions as follows:

>How much was that?
>Are you high?
>Why did you take it?
>What are you going to do with it?

I think she was weired out by my answers.

>>10591359
Meant >>10591347.

I do, however, when I have nothing to do. Sometimes we share eye contact and I just smile, and they would smile back too, most of the time. People here are pretty friendly!

>>10591371
I hate it when people smile at me because I can't tell if they're mocking me or not.

And on the off chance that they aren't, my smile is pretty horrible.

>>10591373
did she accuse you of being a pedo?

should have told her you have a little sister

>>10591365

Imagination.

>>10591373
What were you gonna do with it? Why not just buy a new keyboard, too expensive?

>>10591374

God no. I lived with her last year. She already knows I'm pretty weird.

Still, I felt kinda bad because as soon as I picked the thing up and turned around she was there, and I let my lack of preparation for something like that show on my face. It probably looked like I was annoyed by the sight of her.

>>10591376
Well like I said people here generally are pretty friendly and I've grown used to smiling, out of manners if for anything.

You should try it sometimes, even if they were mocking you, by smiling back you're saying "up yours, I don't care."

>>10591380

I had no idea at the time. My housemate told me there was a keyboard outside the shop, and I said I would go and get it. He said there were too many people around. I didn't give a shit and went out to get it.

I couldn't think of anything to do with it when she asked me why I had it so I just said 'Dunno.'

>>10591371
People around here insist on staring at oncoming people right until they pass you, they would probably continue staring from behind if their necks could bend that way.

>>10591383
>by smiling back you're saying "up yours, I don't care."

But that would be lying.

>>10591390
If you really did smile genuinely, I don't think you would care.

>>10591383
smiling back implies you care, it takes more effort to smile than to deadpan

>>10591393
Smiling randomly at a stranger doesn't feel like a genuine smile to me.

>>10591394
I don't have that mentality, I guess we don't understand each other that well, so I'm not going to further insist my point, shall we agree to disagree?

>>10591398
only if you be my friend

>>10591376
There's no such thing as a horrible smile!

>>10591402
Sure, I wouldn't mind, do you want my email?

How is your boyfriend doing?

>>10591405
Just acknowledgement is enough, thank you.

>>10591414
I'm serious, I don't mind, I don't have many friends to talk to so I would like to know you more too. Here's my email if you change your mind.

>>10591387
Where do you live? I've heard Russians tend to do that kind of thing. Sounds pretty scary to me.

What I've noticed is that almost all men would look at me in that situation but hardly any girls, which really bums me because being smiled at by a girl is usually enough to brighten up my mood for the rest of the day. But it's not even possible to make eye contact with them.

Considered to do my homework but fuck it!

>>10591420
Ok, I'll consider it but don't go monitoring the inbox all day.

>>10591434
Alright! I really hope you will, it really would be nice to talk to you!

>>10591430
you are such a faggot

>>10591420
>>10591414
I was reading the conversation as it went on.
could i be a friend too?

oh god now I feel like i'm creeping

>>10591465
Sure, the email is right there. Just remember, if you respect me, I'll reciprocate.

How do you NEETs go about doing your hair? Getting it done professionally is too much of a hassle for me, so I just trim it very short with a trimmer.

>>10591477
Same here.

>>10591465
I'll also think of sending you an email.
To be honest I was just messing around and didn't expect to actually get a serious response, but now that it's been offered, it'd be rude to ignore it.

It may not be soon but please read it when you get it.

>>10591477

My mum does it. When I move out, I will cut it myself in a mirror.

>>10591477
I've been cutting it myself for about half a year now. I don't like it too short, so I use scissors. It might seem like that could easily go wrong, but it's been working out great for me.

>>10591484
My steam account is the same email. I have a few games but mostly play dota 2, if it interests you. I have a ton of keys so if you want one I won't mind giving it to you.

>>10591484
I'll make sure I do, thanks for considering it

I like my long hair.

>>10591494
and I'm in the latenightneeting person, mine isn't attached to anything

i don't really play mobas either

Playing world of warcraft while watching gachimuchi on niconico

>>10591511

Oh that reminds me, I finally got my WoW account back after it being stolen by some guy off cragslist. He removed all professions on every character and maxed out herb and mining on my first character. He probably used it for farming.

>>10590958
You don't need to be an adult baby to like diapers, you can appreciate them simply for being a comfortable and convenient kind of underwear without thinking there's anything babyish about them. There is such a thing as adult diapers, after all.

Played Tropico 4 today. Its pretty fun. A friendo of mine helped me grasp some of the basics bit better than those shitty tutotrials and thanks to that it became pretty entertaining real fast. Few hours just suddenly went past.
Later on today I'll be taking it eezy on BF3. Itching for some strike at karkand action. Pew pew.

Played GTA and some FPS on my nexus phone. Touch controls are surprisingly not shitty once you get used to them.

>>10591523
If you use adult diapers, without needing them, it's either a fetish or because you want to avoid going to the toilet. I can understand that you don't want to go to the toilet, but then you should find a place of your own so you have a toilet for yourself.

>>10591542
Kind of suprising in a way. I always figured that touch controls are around the same pooptier as kinect. I've only played some stupid puzzle game on my brothers phone which felt alright. I have to try out some other games sometime out of curiosity now.

Stayed in my room,browsed /jp/ and enhancing drawing abilities for the whole weekend. Goes out to get food sometimes

Fuck it's already Monday tomorrow

>>10591564
neets experience monday blues too?

How the fuck do you guys support your NEET lifestyle?

I live in eastern Europe, am a completely mentally healthy person, have no disabilities whatsoever and am a rather sociable person when the situation requires me to be. The problem is getting a job with a wage high enough to support myself at my age is an impossibility. I'd have to either continue living with my parents or share a flat with someone while working my ass off to pay my half of the bills. I don't want to. Are there any other ways of getting gubmint money than autismbuxfund?

>>10591601
Move to my welfare state and gay marry me or something.

>>10591601
I think you're pretty fucked.

>>10591601

Whereabouts in Europe?

>>10591601
You could marry me and get my autismbux.... are you cute?

>>10591601
I'm a girl btw.

>>10591609
slavland

>>10591607
this sounds legit actually. moving to sweden or something and then getting into a homosexual marriage with another /jp/er so you can get on welfare benefits.

it seems like we're onto something. maybe we merge cock sucking genral and NEET general?

Even fewer jobs this week. Sorry for not having a heavy goods vehicle licence or being a registered nurse.

"We want you to remain a NEET"
- Government

>>10591650

T for Training.

>>10591645
Even Americans can play this game now that there’s several homomarriage states there too!

>>10591601

Come to the UK.

100% of Romanians and Bulgarians say they live a better life here.

>>10591652
What does "training" even mean?

I can't get an apprenticeship because I'm too old, and most training courses I can think of go with a job.

I guess there's learning to fly a helicopter or something, but I don't have any money.

I woke up earlier and it was snowing outside and that confused me so I went back to sleep. I woke up again now and it's gone.

You: あなたは日本人ですか。

You: please spank my gaijin ass desu~

Stranger: Please don't rune me...

Stranger: I won't spank a pervert like you.

You: Its the only way to atone for nagasaki and heeroshima ;_;

Stranger: Are you american?

You: My grandpa is

Stranger: What are you?

You: English

Stranger: Whereabouts?

You: Londonistan

Stranger: Are you a cute girl?

You: yeah, why?

Stranger: F-fine, I'll spank you're perverted behind!

You: y-y-you need to be more forceful on a no-life yankee neet like me ~;

>>10591679

Beats me. This coming from someone who was 'trained'.

>>10591671
>100% of Romanians and Bulgarians

They have all the Big Issue jobs. I want to be a Big Issue person.
I'd have to have a few pints and beta blockers first, but it sounds like a lot of fun.

>>10591690
Are we playing on the omegle again?

Maybe, but there's a difference between having a diaper fetish and having a babyplay fetish. There are also times when it's plain inconvenient to have to go to the toilet, such as when in the middle of a game where you can't just pause it and get up.

>>10591609
Poland.
>>10591621
I used to crossdress in high school.
>>10591671
You really want more poles in your bongland?

>>10591545
Maybe, but there's a difference between having a diaper fetish and having a babyplay fetish. There are also times when it's plain inconvenient to have to go to the toilet, such as when in the middle of a game where you can't just pause it and get up.

>>10591679
Government job training programs. Life Skills, for example, teaches you have to dress and bathe yourself, but doesn't go with any particular job. It isn't really formal education either.

>>10591803
But I know how to bathe, I just don't do it. They should teach useful skills, like Japanese net speak.

going to sleep

good night/good morning, sleep tight don't let the janitor bite

>>10591431
Why don't you do it?

>>10591490
Would you be able to post a pic of your hair?

Have any of you tried amazon mturk? I've been making very small amounts of money on it. I think if I keep at it, I might be able to make some decent income from it. Starting out you make pennies mostly.

>>10592028
won't it just be filled with indians working for scraps so they don't starve though?

>>10592028
It's how I support my fig and game importing.

>>10592071
At first yes, once you qualify for more HITS as they're called or jobs, you can make a lot more at one time. This is just what I've read anyway, I'm still new to it.

>>10592078
how much do you bring in average a week?

Do a good deed;
Kill a NEET.

>>10591477
I used to use a trimmer, now I have one of these. Basically you set a guard length, then just push it around your head and it cuts it all.

>>10592080
I can usually manage $10 a day if I don't get bored halfway through. Sometimes you get lucky with high paying HITS as well.

>>10592132
to what degree can you be anonymous?
i don't want employers to bully me by saying i'm bad, that'd make me cry

>>10590963
wow. how cruel. if my parents held me back id still be in the 6th grade.

im 25.

Wish I could move in with someone in a welfare state, I even have the $$$ to fly out etc. Sucks.

>>10592144
>acting this vulnerable
>implying you haven't been ruthlessly selfish and disregarding of others labors and feelings to achieve the level of comfort you currently have
>implying it doesn't burden others daily

You are the most malicious of us all! ; _ ;

>>10592184
Tell me about it, hardest part is getting the visa by far

>>10592144
Sometimes you can give your email for information about later jobs. I've never been personally contacted by anyone though.

And a lot of stuff requires personal details but I just make that up.

>>10591477
My mom is a barber. What will I do when she passes away?

>>10592263
I thought men are barbers, women are hairdressers?

>>10592277
Check your privilege, stop genderism!

>>10592201
Where are you from?

Today I asked my roommates asian sister for her phone number and she gave me it. She is pretty hot, but I'm not sure if she fully knew that I was asking for her phone number because I liked her.

Anyways, I might ask her out or something, but this will be the first time.

>>10592284
UK, benefits are getting harder to get, and the government keeps trying to reduce them. At this rate it will not be long before I have to flee somewhere else in Europe. How about you?

>>10592289
get this 3d bullshit to /sp/ or somewhere else

>>10592289
First time what? A date with a girl?

If it is goodluck, and remember I'm cheering you on from behind my screen!

i eated this KFCs
very tasty but now im sleepy....

>>10592289
3DPD

>>10592291
America, West Coast. A NEET and I were rooming together when the economy got shitty until our unemployment/extensions wore out. Now I'm just helping this person I know with hydrology simulations in Matlab. It barely makes the bills though... I had to pick up a janitor job. My powerbill is insane because my dual cpu setup is old and power hungry (X5492s lol). Lucky place to live in comparison to here though.

>>10592289
Look up some advice shit on the internet beforehand. Seriously. Swallow your pride and do it. That shit WORKS. leddit has one cool FAQ on this stuff.

I've been mostly indoors since thursday and I've had the house to myself since I'm staying at grandparents who are away. It's been a good opportunity to try and take it easy and bulk up with food.

It's so hard to put on weight if you're lifting. Sometimes you can spend the day pigging out and then you wake up at 11am and you've lost a kilo - from sleeping 12 hours!

There are all these people that say they can't put on weight cos they've "got a fast metabolism" and it's usually self-revering, unique snowflake bullshit. I think I'm an exception.

I'm starting to get a belly again

what do you do to keep /fit/?

Gym is out of the question, I don't leave the house.

>>10592324
I need to stop opening paragraphs so early. Fuc.

>>10592327
Eat less. Buy a barbell and weights. Run in place. Masturbate for hours.

>>10592327
Here you go, bra:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwQVd8D_m3o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEnPG_yrtr4

>>10592327
Just do basic exercises for about an hour or so.

>>10592327
I don't

>>10592327
When you cut out processed food from your diet, you lost weight really efficiently; it's like you're turning into a lean hunter gatherer again. Just watch your diet and cut out chocolate, sweet and dairy and watch the weight drop of really fast. I don't even know why I'm telling you this because it takes willpower that nobody seems to have.

If you really want to exercise, plyometrics are great. Try find the Vertical Jump Bible by Kelly Baggett and follow one of his beginner programs - they're pretty intense and get your heart racing!

>>10592323
Sorry, but fuck you. All you need to do is surround yourself in an air of mysteriousness and ask her questions. Do not talk about yourself, OP! Girls don't give a shit about what you have to say unless you're Harry Styles.

>>10592373
I don't shop and all my parents buy is on sale processed food

>>10592291
Can you just get your mom or dad to pull some strings? I was unemployed for about 3 or 4 years after dropping out of college, my mom got tired of me so she called a friend and got me a job. Now I get to sit in a cubicle all day doing pretty much nothing. I listen to music, browse fourchan, sometimes I take naps. I can walk around barefoot too. My boss can't do anything because he knows who my mom is. Best part is that I still live with her so she pays all the bills, I get to blow all my money on figs and merch.

I really wish my dad would get off my back. He's always bitching about my sleep schedule.

>>10592396
Yeah I force myself to eat at breakfast, lunch, and dinner

stop doing that I guess

>>10592327
This might sound really stupid but I read this advice somewhere:
>If you're not hungry, don't eat.

It's obvious but I realized I wasn't doing that. Sometimes I was just eating because of the time of day or because I was bored. So basically if you want a meal or a snack, stop and ask yourself whether you're actually hungry. Also wait for a while before you decide whether to have seconds--it takes your brain a little bit to realize your tummy is full.

>>10592389
my parents don't have any friends

can someone explain why there's honest to god non-ironic dating advice being given in a /jp/ NEET thread
some of this advice involving a r3ddit FAQ
seriously am I in the twilight zone or what

my mum is bipolar as fuck

some days she's screaming her head off and saying she'll kill herself and other days she's normal

I wish I could get her help but she doesn't want any

>>10592400
/sp/ decided to post here, ignore and continue with the thread.

>>10592387
You're going to have to buck up and go to an indoor market or die of heart disease/cancer. Sorry. You can't build up a healthy body without the right materials.

>>10592373
That's what those FAQs advise, nigga. No need to be nasty. Good to know you already know it, though.

>>10592389
That's getting a job, though.

I have a cousin who founded a startup and they needed a Python programmer. She asked me for help but I just put it off until she went away. Turns out she was pretty successful and I could have made a lot of money.
Oh well. Maybe I'll have a distant relative who dies and leaves me lots of money.

>>10592407
Get her help, her pride is her weakness. If she dies it'll be your fault for not helping you monster.

I do not believe that the NEETs who survive through parasitic relationships (staying with parents without contributing to household or welfare) are legitimately satisfied with their life. The older generations failed you and left you to re-invent the analogical wheel.

Keep strong!

>>10592407
I feel for you, man. It sucks having family with mental problems. I hope one day we can find out the cause of all these disorders that plague the modern world. I believe it's probably parasites, poison in water and food or something equally tangible. Hope your life gets better, m9.

>>10592419
Having a job and working aren't necessarily the same thing. If you get a job where you don't have to do any actual working, it's just another source of income, like autismbux

>>10592438
No, no that's not how it works

>>10592418
Sorry man. I kinda meant 'fuck you' in an ironic way that obviously was lost in translation on an imageboard.

>>10592421
How? I can't call the cops on my own mother

last time I did she just ran away until they left and the cops don't give a fuck

Today is Mother's Day where I live. My dad got me a card and some perfume to give to my mum, but she's super upset because I didn't wake up in the morning to give them to her (I gave her them in the afternoon). After she left for work all moody, my dad gave me a lecture about how I should have put the effort in and woken up at 9 a.m. or something instead of 3 p.m.

Is Mother's Day a big deal? I always assumed it was one of those non-holidays.

>>10592446
I'm sure it's a big deal to moms

>>10592410
with what money? that would involve getting a job and I'm a NEET

my parents are so poor they go to the food bank and you have to eat what they give you

>>10592444
'S alright. We cool.

That shit DOES work, though. Honestl.

>>10592423
Nobody is satisfied with their lives. Neets just found a way to take it easy. Western civilization will die out soon enough, not from neets, but from too many old people. All we can do is take it easy and watch the world burn. Then muslims take over and we will be forced to marry young girls and maybe work or die in a war.

>>10592471
I look forward to marrying 10 year olds

praise allah!

>>10592479
Watch out anon, those 10 year olds will force you to find a job to support the kids you will have.

I like eating rice. You can buy it in bulk pretty cheap, and a cup a day is more or less enough to keep me alive.

it's full of energy, too! I can eat it, then an hour or so later, I'll be full of motivation to do something other than post on imageboards.

>>10592463
Yeah it does. Also having a happy demeanor helps. For example I took mdma one night when I got invited out with old school friends and I made out with 2 girls in one night (I haven't kissed a girl in 6 years). Girls are really perceptive though, so if you're unsettled/anxious they can tell immediately. They're really smart in that way.

Sorry for the lack of NEET content in this post.

>>10592527
>kissed two girls

fuck off normalfag

>>10592527
What's kissing like? Does it feel good?

>>10592542
It feels like giving oral to a girl, just that there is a tongue there. Hope that helped.

>>10592542
Yeah, it's pretty nice. When you do it with a really pretty one it's like the outer world fades away and you're both transported to some warm, wet solitary heaven for a while.

>>10592539
I can't help being attractive, sorry. I'm still probably more NEET than you anyways bitch nigga.

>>10592561
That's gross. Stop.

Our water got turned off because my grandma gave all her money away to my uncle and his family. Eventually I paid the $150 to get it turned back on and 2 days later her tax return came back of over $2000 and she didn't even offer to reimburse me a little. I mean that left me with $50 left in my savings and I'm not the only one who uses the water. She also makes $35,000 a in retirement so I mean she could have at least gave me a small reward instead of blowing half of it on dumb shit and giving my mom $300 for no reason.

Then she wakes me up complaining that she's in pain and makes me go get her medicine while my mom lays in bed. No respect I tell ya.

>>10592561
I'm sorry, but it doesn't help at all. I don't touch other people very often, especially not women in sexual contexts.

>>10592527
I wish I could get interested in romance. I'm fairly attractive, work out, sociable, but I just can't make myself give a shit about relationships. I'm fine with a fling, but I just don't find the vision of having a girlfriend that tempting. I just don't give a shit about relationships.

I wonder what that makes me.

Can we stop having these shitty threads 24/7 now that they've turned into dating advice?

>>10592572
I was kissed once. It was disgusting. Imagine someone putting an oyster in their mouth and wisking it around in their spit and then spitting it in your mouth and doing the same. I'll never kiss anyone again.

>>10592577
Could you post a picture of yourself please?

>>10592577
I wouldn't worry about it. You'll either meet that hyper-rare someone to give a shit about or you won't. Being a NEET just reduces your chances 10-fold.

>>10592590
Eww, I bet you have herpes now. You are disgusting.

>>10592590
Did you feel attraction towards the person you kissed? I have a hunch the desirability of the action comes from that.

>>10592594
I don't take pics of myself, so I don't have one. I also learned to sense nearby cameras with my ahoge and dash out of their field of vision. So neither does anybody else.

>>10592571
You should kill her. I really do mean that.

>>10592594
sure I guess
ex and me

>>10592607
Is that jacket comfy?

I've discovered I feel more relaxed in social situations when I'm wearing a big jacket. I'm not sure why.

>>10592607
lmao

>>10592607
I hope you shaved the stash since then. No bully.

>>10592615
Because you are fat and conscious of your fatness.

>>10592615
Hides your fat.

>>10592615
I went through the same thing in school. I always felt more safe with a coat on, I preferred the smaller ones though as they were easier to wear during the 90 degree summers.

>>10592144

Type in your worker ID into google. It's directly linked with your Amazon account so if you've ever written a review for something it'll show up.

>>10592620
>>10592621
I'm 5'10'' and 130 pounds. Does that make me fat?
>>10592627
It gives me somewhere to put my hands, I guess, which I never really know what to do with.

>>10592599
>Being a NEET just reduces your chances 10-fold.
Seeing as I don't care about relationships, I don't care about that either. I'm fine with being single and honestly feel best on my own.

>>10592615
>>10592620
Kind of the opposite as to why I don't like wearing them, shows how skinny I am

>>10592603
>>10592607

>>10592615
I wore one of those puffy nigger jackets all summer

>>10592607
I hope you got a more masculine haircut since then. You have a good face but your hair doesn't really suit it.

>>10592641
You are probably skinnyfat because you don't workout. Post some pix, qtpie.

>>10592607
Probs isn't even you but your gf looks dirty as hell. My dick is hardening just by looking at her.

>>10592651
Probably. I don't think I have a lot of muscle, but I don't really have much fat either. I don't eat a lot or exercise much.

What do you want a picture of?

So /jp/ is a normalfag hangout now?

test

I got my period today so everything's shit.

I just want my lips to stop shedding

I can't even go outside without a medical mask anymore

>>10592666
these threads have always been normalfag hangouts you might be a little in the dark

>>10592663
Y... y... your penis. Duhuhuhuhu.

>>10592666
truNEETs = lazy unemployed normals who are inbetween jobs.

>>10592675

No, it's never been this bad. This is apparently /jp/ now:

>For example I took mdma one night when I got invited out with old school friends and I made out with 2 girls in one night

Really?
Really though?
Tell me if I'm just old-fashioned and this is the new generation of /jp/sies. I can take it. If anything it'll be a relief since I can finally commit suicide when /jp/ is officially over

>>10592647
EXIF says that the picture is from 2009, so he probably has.

>>10592686
it was already explained that that was a troll from sp. the rest of the posts are just lonely socially awkward fucks, jp to a t, with a couple trolls ib there saying theyve kissed.

>>10592701
I was the one who asked what kissing is like. Was that too promiscuous or am I still allowed to post in the NEET threads?

>>10592706
im arguing in your favor you silly person

>>10592676
Hah

>>10591477
Not a NEET but I cut my hair once every 6 months or more at a random barber shop.

>>10592710
Sorry, thank you.

>>10592666

Sundays are always normalfag days because they're off work and get bored of /v/

>>10592686
Who cares.

I met a person on Omegle once. It wasn't a hit for "/jp/", but "depression" or something like that. It turned out we were both 4channers, but he gave up 4chan because it had too many normalfags. He took it way too far and insisted that anyone who had any friends (online or offline) was a normalfag, anyone who had any online accounts was a normalfag, even anyone who didn't leave school at 12 like he did was a normalfag. At first I thought he was just being over the top as a joke, but he seemed to really believe that everyone except for him was a normalfag.
In fact the only criteria of his I didn't meet was that I left school at 16 and I once had a Facebook account (literally never used it besides signing up and deleting). To such a lowly pathetic person like himself, this meant I was a high class socialite simply pretending to be abnormal, I didn't know what it meant to be TRULY abnormal like he was. I was somehow infected by not being mentally ill at an early age, and having briefly had an account on a website.
What I found funniest though was, despite his efforts to convince me he was so abnormal and everyone else was a normalfag, here he was socializing on Omegle.

>>10592731
yeah to go on omegle is normalfag

in fact anyone who posts on the internet is a normalfag

TruNeets shit in diapers and stare at walls all day

Normalcommanders, please leave. You have the whole world to socialize in. /jp/ is all some of us have left.

>>10592742
But I like it here! You people make my self-esteem go up every time.

>>10592742
go to wizardchan

>>10592742
What are "normalcommanders"?

>>10592739
How do you get diapers? Do you buy them at a store? Do you have an Amazon account? Do you ask your parents i.e. voluntary socializing?

Closeted normalfag truNEET wannabe DETECTED.

>>10592748

Normallords.

>>10592752

Just a bit pathetic there.

I hate weekends. Everything turns to shit. Normalfags are out everywhere both online and off. Might as well just sleep sundays away because they're tired and hungover and will be shitposting like crazy.

Lazy bastards should be working more

Just got back from my gf's house. She didn't even want to fuck. What a bummer!

>>10592749
any department store has them. look near the feminine hygeine area. my grandmother is paralyzed so i often go and pick some up. i see the mens in the same section.

>>10592766
You don't belong here.

>>10592760

I hate the weekends because my dad is home during the day. I like being home alone.

>>10592769
quoted the wrong posr, asslord?

>>10592760
I know my fucking welfare cheque doesn't earn itself

get to work normalfaggots

>>10592607
HAHAHHA "workout"
That made me laugh, no bully friend.
Just start seriously working out (by serious I mean, dead fucking serious).
Be like fucking Zyzz or Ogus.

I want to work but no one will hire me

>tfw undesirable NEET with nasty lips that peel for no reason

>>10592781
Zyzz did illegal drugs though

>>10592773
It occurred to me recently that I'll never be home alone for more than a few hours. There are things I want to do, like dye my hair crazy colours, but I'll never be able to do them.

Even if my parents go on holiday, I still have a brother and he always has friends over, which is even worse.

A few days ago my brother got beaten up by a black person and ended up in hospital, so I had pretty much a whole day to myself. It was so relaxing.

>>10592782
>I want to work
Fucking normals, man.

>>10592782
why the fuck would you want to work

>>10592781
How does someone like you come across /jp/? Like what part of you sees this board and thinks "yes this is a place I will fit in nicely." What even attracted you to this board?

>>10592782
2nd time you've mentioned your disgusting lips

Holy fuck.

>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/


All of you.

>>10592792
maybe hes a lips otaku. ever thought of that

>>10592792
>2nd time you've mentioned your disgusting lips

because they prevent me from doing anything in life

in fact I obsess about them

Guys my /jp/ boyfriend hasn't contacted me in year and he won't answer my phone calls. I know where he lives. What should I do?

>>10592781
I'm >>10592577. >>10592607 ain't me.

>>10592814
go rape him

>>10592803
Can you please delete your post and spoiler that image?

It's very hard to take it easy with it on the board.

>>10592421
What the fuck, the simple act of not helping makes you a murderer these days? Oh right, I just remembered why I don't talk to people.

>>10592803
Guy needs to shave.

>>10592803
then cut them off, geez

>>10592825
No, YOU prove it.

Check and mate.

Nobody here is even a NEET

>>10592817
His apartment complex is surrounded by a security fence.

>>10592816
Prove it, sperglord.

>>10592825

Please go away, Mr. Rivers. You're not a NEET.

>>10592824
We all make choices. Letting someone die is same as killing them, even if you don't do the killing physically.

>>10592445
give her le dick

>>10592829
I'm a NEET.

>>10592837
Oh, so I guess those thousands of people dying daily is somehow my responsibility because I chose not to help them?

>>10592824
In some countries it's illegal to not prevent a suicide.

>>10592842
If you could do something to prevent their deaths, yes.

>>10592842
Well if someone right nearby you was dying on a sidewalk and you chose to keep walking yeah it'd be your fault for letting them die.

>>10592849
Sure, I could volunteer and go to Africa to help starving niggers, but does my deciding NOT to do so make their deaths my responsibility?

>>10592865
You're not starving and you let someone who is starving die. What if your situations were reversed?

>>10592868
If I starve to death I won't blame everyone else in the world. That's childish.

>>10591952
This picture was taken a week ago. I've already fixed that bulge on the side. Or at least I think I have.

>>10592865
No. Because africa is on the opposite side of the world, not right in front of your eyes.

It would cost you much time, money and effort to go to africa and help people there.
It would cost you nothing to call ambulance if someone was bleeding right in front of your eyes.

>>10592876
Most people who starve to death ARE children though.

>>10592886
>It would cost you much time, money and effort to go to africa and help people there.
I could afford it. I still decide not to do it. Guess my nigger killcount is much higher now, huh.

>>10592881
looks like ur mum cut your hair m8

>>10592849
>>10592856
This kind of shit is why the world is disgusting these days. Even if someone's dying on the sidewalk near me on the rare chance that I'd actually be outside, I don't care. It doesn't have anything to do with me. And furthermore, I'm not the reason they're dying. Don't act like I am. Kindness isn't something to be expected from people, it's something to be given willingly. Also, just doing what you think is right doesn't make it kindness. That person might not even want me to come over there. I know I sure wouldn't. If you aren't respecting their wishes, then why should they thank you? Don't tell me I'm obligated to feel grateful just because someone "saved" me or "helped" me.

>>10592886
Do those phone booths let you call an ambulance for free? I have never used one before. Do you just pick up the phone and as for an ambulance?

>>10592897
I don't like to say this word but damn bro you're edgy.

>>10592899
Yeah mate, you just phone 999 and it's free. It's what people did before mobiles.

>>10592908
And do they ask for your name and stuff or is it anonymous?

If I was born a girl, I'd be a greatful housewife.
Why is life so cruel?

Do you guys sometimes watch video game streams? I just watched a nice stream with a woman. She maximized the camera and looked directly into my eyes. It felt like a woman was actually looking at me and not laughing.

It feels good because they aren't even paid to do it like on cam sites. They let me look at them, without reward.

>>10592908
Or whatever EMS is.

>>10592927
I would be a lazy housewife that lays on the couch all day and complains

>>10592941
That's why I am not a housewife.

>>10592927
housewifes aren't neets

they have a job

muh dick

>>10592925
They track you by what phone you are using, so they don't really need your information. They still ask for it anyway.

>>10592927
You can be a househusband, it's the modern age.

>>10592944
Is it illegal to give them false information? I don't want to get in trouble for trying to help someone out.

>>10592952
b-but you have to be attractive

>>10592957
if you're trying to help someone why are you giving false information?

>>10592966
Because I want to do it anonymously. What if they try to charge me money or the person was gone when the ambulance shows up?

>>10592936
>They let me look at them, without reward.
The reward is attention. Girls tend to love that shit like there's no tomorrow.

jesus christ my dad is annoying

getting away from him is almost worth going through the trouble of getting a job

>>10592952
I would like to be a house-sitter for an attractive businesswoman who travels the world and only comes to her house every few months. And then she would want to have sex with me. But I haven't been contacted by any yet.

>>10593003
Are you looking hard enough?

You might have to settle for an ugly one

My jobless uncle met a wealthy lawyer off a dating site.

>>10593008
I'm not looking at all. They say you have to let opportunities come to you. Which is probably the best, because I don't leave my apartment.

>>10590942

I probably spent more time in the chao garden than actually playing stages.

>>10593003

is this actually a thing?

>>10593023
well desperate women nearing their 40's and with no man

they're out there

>>10593031
But they can still get a good-looking fella with a job, they are not gonna take a neet like me who just spent last few years sleeping.

>>10592753
Wizardchan is full of wannabe normals from /v/ and /r9k/.

>>10593038
if they're busy who is going to watch the kids?

>>10593038
If they're old then they probably want someone young who can fuck a lot.

>>10591154
>Tomb Raider
I was just playing a bit and I got really really bad motion sickness.

Fuck my brain and inner ear.

>>10593008
does he live with her or what? fill us in on the story

I'm desperate enough to marry someone so they can come to my first world country but that's illegal

I imagine they would at least have sex with me once or twice before they ran off

>>10593071
yeah

she makes 300,000 a year and owns her own law firm. he just spends all her money on cars and stuff.

he sealed the deal by having 3 kids with her. I don't know if he has a big dick or anything though.

>>10592986
If you call EMS and hang up, they will send the police and an ambulance to the phone that made the call. You don't have to tell them anything.

>>10593074
Which is your country? I would marry you if we fell in love first.

>>10593079
is he good looking or is she ugly? what are his good qualities. he must have a large penis either way though

>>10593094
she's average to ugly

he has a huge gut after he married her. really fat now.

>>10592936
>It feels good because they aren't even paid to do it like on cam sites
Was it on twitch or ustream? They both have ad revenue programs.

>>10593089
Please respond.

>>10593113
>not using ad block

>>10593150
Canada

love doesn't exist :(

>>10593089
If you are a non-overweight female or convincing trap, I would marry you. I live in Germany. Taking offers.

>>10593156
I use adblock. Many people don't, though.

I have been becoming friends with a 15 year old Japanese girl. I am a 21 year old white American male.

Is this wrong?

>>10593182
No

>>10593182
I've done the same, I hope to have sex with her if I go to Japan in the next few years

>>10593182
yes
callin da popo right now you sik fuk

>>10593198

what's the age difference?

>>10593182

It's ok as long as it's non-sexual.

>>10593206
4 years, not too bad I guess

>>10593216

Any of you NEETs suffer from visual snow? My vision is like static, everything is grainy even with glasses and I get "floaters" almost all the time. It's so bad I just want to close my eyes because looking at things is almost painful now

If I go blind I won't even be able to read /jp/ anymore...what a life...

>>10593241
I have the same problem. It was worse a few weeks ago. I went to an optician but they said there was nothing wrong.

>>10593241
>visual snow?
I thought everyone had this. I've had it for as long as I can remember.

>>10593241
Sort of, I'd really recommend going to the opticians though if it's almost painful. You never know

>>10593254
Everyone does. They're dead cells.

>>10593241
Kinda, I guess. I've always had a ton of floaters. It's pretty annoying, although I used to be amazed by them when I was a kid. I even thought I was seeing bacteria back then.

>>10593087
SOP is they'll immediately call again and try to reach the same person. If there's no answer or a serial killer breathing down the line then they'll send in the response units.

>>10593057
True. But they can have their pick and they'd rather have a very fit and healthy, charming and sociable one perhaps even with some brains. Something tells me chubby neckbeards who can't into romancing with disorders or a drug-fried brain aren't high on the list.

>>10593339
Pure little girls don't do drugs.

>>10593344
Why not goy? Don't you know that they're good for you yes? Whether or not you have insurance, just don't question the price tag!
-Your friendly neighbourhood merchant

Sometimes I wonder if it would be better if I had never known happiness

>>10593365
what do the jews even have to do with that

You know when you call 911 it records everything while the call rings?

>>10593395
There's absolutely no conflict of interest between doctors and bigpharma drug salesmen pushing them to overprescribe. There's nothing wrong with lobbying for looser policies to get half-assed drugs that really need more testing to market at large markups either. Move along goy.

>>10593404
where are you even getting this
you /pol/iticians are just silly now with this kike propaganda

Doctors are scams.

>>10593395
>>10593407
Are there really people that are this stupid/naive?

I want to find a NEET girl to have lots of kids with then we could live on welfare together

it's not that bad actually

god why do these threads always suck so hard

oh wait, it's because all the 3ds come along and ruin them

>>10593421
Well I guess it's okay to assume you really are a NEET than.

>>10593428

>>10591258
yes. dont start working

>>10593431
get out

>>10593241
If I go blind I will kill my self.

I want to learn bass guitar and play in a band. I'm not sure where to start and guitars are really expensive

The idea of playing music live sounds great to me even though I'd probably never be able to get a band or anything like that

>>10593507
Do you live in Suffolk? If you do I'll band with you

>>10593425
If you get married, don't you pay less taxes?

Can you get married online? Just electronically submit the paperwork?

>>10593507
Just watch K-ON!!! a lot.

>>10593513
Yes.

>>10593512
Unfortunately I'm in coventry

>>10593518
I know you're joking but I'll probably end up doing this now.

>>10593518
NEET-on!

I feel really sad and I'm not sure why. What should I do?

>>10593539
masturbate

>>10593539
Welcome to the club.

>>10593539
Watch anime.

>>10593542
>>10593552
Thanks for the suggestion but I don't think I would be able to. I think I will just sleep.

>>10593552
>not getting even sadder knowing you will never experience what your anime chars experience

>>10593559
That works too.
I hope you dream well.

>>10593568
This always get's me with really good series

>>10593559
i'll stalk you into your dreams and give you a hug

>>10593568
I have no idea who you're quoting. But I've been eating a lot of cake lately, so I can't relate to that quote anyway.

>>10593568
Backfire hurts. Alot.

>>10593639
I think I will buy cakes next time now, I'm so sick of eating cookies.

I'm thinking of consuming pure ethanol to go blind

They won't be able to deny disability benefits then and I'll never have to work.

>>10593726
It would be better to lose a limb then do that. at least them you don't lose an entire sense

>>10592607

hey if you had black hair, you would sorta look like phil from the zone

>>10593737
I agree.

Remove something like a hand. That way you can still masturbate and go on /jp/.

Or both your legs.

I've started to sleep for 16 hours

sleep is nice

>>10590963
Any way you can convince her not to?

>>10593062
Turn off motionblur and adjust the FOV. Unless of course you're playing on a console, in which case you are fucked.

>>10591314
Being around people aggravates me. None of my friendships have ended well, so I don't like making friends. Also, I have nothing in common with normal people. Can't talk about vidya or anime.

>>10591347
Never understood the interest in "people-watching". I only go outside for walks and doctor appointments.

>>10591488
Same.

>>10592289
I don't like this type of talk on /jp/. However, I will say this: Just treat her like you would any other girl. Don't let her know you have yellow fever. Hide your manga.

>>10592464
Make your own mini-garden. That way you can grow organic foods for a low, low price.

>>10592327
stop eating all sugary stuff besides fruit. sleep a regular eight hours a night, fix your sleep schedule. never eat any type of processed sugar, hfcs especially. keep regular meals, dont eat any junkfood. drink a glass of water instead of snacking. do calisthenics every day. walk every day, and when youre ready, jog at least a few times a week. i lost 100 pounds this way

I can't take it easy at all. I'm trying to recover from a years-long NEET period by going to university but I can't turn away from the internet and /jp/ long enough to do my papers. In a few hours this research paper will be 5 days overdue :(

Very bad tummy ache today. Not good. 2am now gonna stay up til 7am to collect a package from sorting office, come home then go to bed.

>>10594341
>2am now gonna stay up til 7am to collect a package from sorting office

I hate this. Sometimes I don't feel tired until right at 4 - 5am, but then I gotta go do something like that and I force myself to stay up until it's over.

>>10594362
If I go to bed now I won't get up til ~4pm. It's why I miss the postman to begin with. Very bad.

Also for those with PC next to bed do you get back ache from bed all day? I have back ache from chair, will bed be better?

>>10594403
I like my bed, I can lay down on my stomach, lay on the side, or sit up. Lots of more options than a chair. When I'm watching a movie or a show I lay on the side of my bed and move my screen so it's facing me, when I'm browsing or gaming I usually sit up

>>10594420
I'll try it. I don't want to sit up but be complete comatose while I watch anime. Numb shoulder might be problem but having screen overhead so you can lay on back is too scary. Thanks for telling me.

>>10594470
What are you watching?

>>10594470
>having screen overhead so you can lay on back is too scary.

Yeah I'd never do that unless it was really bolted into something or really secured so I was 100% sure it wasn't going to fall

>>10593428
They're complete shit until they hit the bump limit. Too bad someone is now making chained threads without waiting.

>>10591343

A NEET Singaporean, I'm surprised..
Aren't the one that staring you is kiasu people.

p/s: your friendly neighbour country

Trust funder here. I went out for the first time in 3 months today to get some groceries. Was crippled with fear at the register, but managed to stumble through the conversation well enough to pay and get out.

I cooked broccoli with peanut sauce and jasmine rice for dinner, and spent the rest of the day before the shopping nightmare cleaning my small apartment and watching my cat clean herself.

All in all a productive day. I plan on spending all of tomorrow working on music, though.

I'm so sorry

>>10597032
For what?

>>10597032
Sorry for what?

>>10591343
Why do the locals always ask stupid questions like 'which part of the country are you in' whenever I see them online?

This country is tiny, so there is no need to ask. It's not as if I want to meet up with you or listen to your praises if we happen to live near one another. Almost every local I've met online also tend to be incredibly obnoxious. It's as if they can't keep their mouth shut. Even as online 'friends', people still need to know where to draw the line first.


>>10594969
I doubt that anon and I can stay NEETs for long.

>>10591343
Can't you just get a career out of NS?

>>10594969
Went on exchange to Sg. Malaysia has cheap tourist spots but is so much dirtier and underdeveloped. Something tells me you guys aren't going to try to merge again for the near future.

I can't continue being a NEET. I don't know how else to live life. I have no motivation to do anything with my life. I don't ever see myself doing anything. Suicide seems to be the only option.

>>10597032
don't do it