/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This Touhou spin-off will get bigger than Touhou itself.

Next is Makako.
Website: http://yumebouei.2-d.jp/index/

I had him(her?) filed as "pastel-art-guy" because most of the art uses soft pastels.

From what I can tell, she's only drawn Reimu and Marissa as 'full yukkuris', but she does a lot of 'yukkuris with bodies', including Remillia, Flandere, Tewi, Tenma, Reisen, and maybe more.

Doesn't really do torture comics, but has killed/wounded a few yukkuri.

Makako also drew the mest yukkuri face ever.

>This Touhou spin-off will get bigger than Touhou itself.

I agree.

I hate these things.

>>1059155
It would help if you posted a pic to go along with the entry.

Mest of the mest

Forgot to upload a sample pic for Makako, this is pretty representative.

Next is Makako.
Website: http://yumebouei.2-d.jp/index/

I had him(her?) filed as "pastel-art-guy" because most of the art uses soft pastels.

From what I can tell, she's only drawn Reimu and Marissa as 'full yukkuris', but she does a lot of 'yukkuris with bodies', including Remillia, Flandere, Tewi, Tenma, Reisen, and maybe more.

Doesn't really do torture comics, but has killed/wounded a few yukkuri.

This comic does a good job showing the way Makako draws facial expressions.

>>1059235
do we have a translation of that one?

Do we seriously need a god damn internet anthropology course on this shit?
Fuck Anonymous. TAKE IT EASY.
You can't take it easy being a stick-up-the-ass fanboy.

>>1059249
But yukkuri biology/sociology threads are the best yukkuri threads...

Now, the third artist: name unknown.

I have him filed as "Marble-eyed-koyukkuri" because his yukkuri, especailly the little ones, have a shiny look in their eyes. They also seem a bit flatter.

His work is mostly black & white, just a couple of color images. He often did shading with diagonal lines, his newer stuff uses filled grey areas. Most of his work seems to involve koyukkuri, and he has them born from a stalk with multiple koyukkuri.

If anyone knows this guy's name or webpage, please post it here.

these things seriously rub me the wrong fucking way, the first time i saw one i was disquieted and wiped my browser cache out of sheer paranoia. what kind of fucking schizo came up with the yukkuris

>>1059241

here.

>>1059249
Take it easy! I'm just trying to help sort out the bigger artists in this subgenre.

>>1059249
>You can't take it easy being a stick-up-the-ass fanboy.

Don't get so worked up over this. Just take it easy!

>>1059266

More from marble-eyes guy. Anyone have a better description of his style, at least?

>>1059308
Tell me that this liquid is acid and not water.

>>1059266

Here you can see marble-eye-guy's happy face and sad face.

Note the wavy mouth in the sad face, and the use of diagonal lines for shading.

>>1059335
Water has a similar effect on them.

>>1059266
I've been collecting a lot of his stuff. Is there any kind of source on the guy even if he doesn't have a name? Like if he's got a site?

>>1059335

Sorry, marble-eyes-guy does a lot of guro but he also does happy scenes.

The happyness makes the tragedies all the more delicious.

>>1059346
Sorry, I'm as in the dark as you are.

No, marble-eye-guy's art pops up ONLY on the waterducts. Nowhere else.

I'm more interested in this Chinese artist's stuff. He definitely has a place where he posts his art. I wish I knew where...

>>1059340
Only if exposed to water for a quite a long time yukkuris start to dissolve.

OP here, I need to go to sleep but I'll try to post some more later.

In the meantime, add artists as you see fit. I'd especially love to know if anyone knows stuff about the Chinese artists.

I think that Makako's art is the best out of all three, but marble-eyes-guy's the best for torture.

Interesting thread, would read again.

>>1059383
Another mention is this artist; he made that "Higurashi Yukkuri" comic, and tends to draw triangle shaped mouths on non-happy yukkuris.

>>1059400
He also likes to draw the yukkuris "leaking" when in distress.

These things are disconcerting.

>>1059171 Makako also drew the mest yukkuri face ever.
IMO he also draws a very cute Sakuya.

>>1059406
Another thing: he floods almost all of the frames with "yu"

>>1059108
First one to introduce the balloonfish defensive mechanism

>>1059406

this artist needs to make a comic of Yuka brutally murdering those koyukkuris

>>1059374
Marble dude is a 2channer. He posts on jun /b/. >>1059400

Artist: たるみかん Tunusa

Artist: ぱげらった

Not the OP, but I've lurked a bit and found artists. This guy is known for his lengthy web comic and very pale characters.

Also, translation request for the box.

Artist-raidenwahuwahu

Known for his Yuka doujin that still has one page untranslated. He likes to sorta hurt Yukkuris, but it's usually just Yuka's nosebleed from her yukkuri torture fetish.

Here's the untranslated page.

Artist: Ruit

Known for having fun with baseball Yukkurisa. One page translated out of a possible 3.

Artist: sakuranononono

Very artsy would be a good way to describe this artist's style. Makes a lot of drawings that do not pertain to a comic style.

Artist: とホホの人

Drew a few comics including one with a Yukkureimu turning blue from a brain freeze.

In other news, translation for this one would be 1000x awesome.

Artist: いしや

Draws a very manly Yuka.

>>1060566
I think all the dialogue is made of either "Take it easy" or yu's.

Can a moonreading Anon confirm?

Artist: かっこう。

All I can say is he really likes touching Yukkuris.

Artist: うそんこ

Childish art style and likes bullying yukkuris.

>>1060566
I can only read the obvious stuff:
Title: TAKE IT EASY!!!
2nd frame: YU- YU-
4th frame: YU!!!
Right: (I don't really know, but perhaps "Yu... I can't take it easy")

>>1060566

Just because this is really fucking easy.

On the left: Dage id eajy (supposed to be crying voice or something).

On the right:

"Eat bread easy!!!"
"Feed me easy"

The rest is just Yuu Yuu

Artist: ちゃむぺい

And let there be Snoopy.

Posting in a yukkuri thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKrTGBq74wg

Artist: てのての

Best described as RUBBING MAKES BABIES?

Artist: 空色

I don't know how to describe this one. Likes Yukkureimu.

Artist: 三四郎

Likes to bully Yukkuris, and even has a comic with Nitori making a spray that apparently kills them.

Artist: ゆ

No description since I've got no idea, but he does have a lot of comics. Check on Pixiv.

Artist: ろむいち

Bullies and blows up yukkuris. Black and white only and calls her art "test 1, 2, 3, etc/"

>>1060604
Do I switch left with right?

>>1060642
At least these aren't as disturbing as the desu ones.

>>1060637
How are you supposed to read that? クウシキ？ソライロ？クウいろ？そらシキ？

>>1060713

Third panel is just "Aaah". You missed it

>>1060713
Slowpoked again? Wow, I must really suck.

>>1060734
>>1060713

The thumbnail makes it look like a penis, which is kind of awesome...

>>1060626
This one looks like pure "UUU~"s

What about that Mokou bullying one, did it continue?

screw you bullies

>>1060762
What does the box and green text say?

Anyone feel like editing today? Call it if you want to do the edit so we don't get a bajillion edits.

Rehashing from the old thread.
>>1058311
Left - "I wanna take it easy"
small text is "It's hot"
Right - "Are you taking it easy?"

Don't forget the Yu's. ゆ

Signs around it represent shaking. The bubble is obviously "Uuuu".

Title: Yukkuri and Mokotan and Kaguya
1: "Keine-!!!" "Heeeeey"
(top: yukkuri moko) (bottom: mokotan)
2: "GYAAAAAAAA!!!"
(baaaaang)
3: thought bubble: "I know, I'll go scare baka-Kaguya too"
"Suprised? Were you surprised?"
(turn)
"..."
4: "Hey baka Kaguya!!"
"Baka Kaguya!!!"
(click click)
5: "GYAAAAAAA!!!!"
"GYAAAAAAAA!!!!"

>>1060902
Got it

1 - Fight, Maka!
(angry)
2 - Do your be-
-Shut up! Go away! (I have a test tomorrow!)
(BAM)
3 - ...u...
(scratch)
4 - Maka! Maka!
(scratch x4)
5 - (It got quiet all of a sudden...)
(sfx: silence)
6 - Kid?
(open)
7 - I'm sorry about before. I'm really sorry.
8 - Thanks for cheering me up.
-Makaaaaa!

Translation for the gigantic text? It's definitely not "Take it easy".

>>1060915
This one's already translated

As long as these nanomachines run through my veins, they will never take it easy.

>>1060915
Calling dibs on this one.

>>1060936
Follow it easy!

>>1061003
Thanks, I'll edit this one.

>>1061003
Uh, there's also a "Yu" with the two comma-like things after it with the Yukkuri that has its tongue out. What should be placed there?

>>1060915
You translated everything but 'baka'?

>>1060991
You know what 'baka' means, why did you leave it there?

>>1061035
"Yu~" I guess.

>>1061041
To add flavor?

>>1061041
Oh, I forgot to mention that the joke was supposed to be that it would sound like that Naruto-eye thing. Whether it needs to be put in as a TL Note or just translated to idiot is up to whoever is editing it.

>>1061049
Maybe since it has its tongue out, it could be translated as GYU or something like it's slurring it.

>>1061057
Sounds logic. Go for that

Good thing I had that sliced up font. Thanks for the translation.

>>1061041
If I remember from the dead thread I took this from:

Baka Kaguya=byakugen

I didn't want to add baka since it's retarded to leave it in, but when I did choose to leave it in to keep the translation I forgot to add the note on the lame joke.

http://jun.2chan.net/b/res/8220571.htm

The 2chan thread. Cross your fingers if the Black and White artist makes an appearance with his marble-eyed creations.

>>1061054
>>1061114
That sounds fair to me. But it's a pity that it is a naruto reference.

This might be in Chinese. Anyone who understands mandarin wanna try translating these two?

01

And 02.

>>1061239
>>1061237
So that's how you make a cubic watermelon...
Anyway, looks like the Chinese don't have a word for yukkuri

>>1061237
Patchu with Yukkareimu is just so moe~

OP here, thanks for a productive thread.

>>1060508
The box is a donation box you see at Shinto shrines. The kanji says 'Hounou', or offering with prayer. The kana below that says 'Hakurei taxi', presumably painted by the yukkuri.

I'd love to see Marissa's face there...

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Japanese_offertory_box.jpg

We haven't really seen a lot of yukkuri summaries lately. Has the person reading through stories and posting summaries disappeared?

Related to that is this: http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/src/fuku0513.txt Apparently it's supposed to be pretty epic. Anyone want to try reading through this and post a summary?

So do none of these guys other then Tenkoma and Makoko have a website? They just post on 2chan or something?

>>1060589

Is that the artist for this? H draws them adorably.

Let me see if I can translate the names for these artists.

btw, Tenkoma is

>>1061432

Looks like my browser won't post kanji correctly, unless it's a read error and other people can read it?

>>1060982
Stupid disembodied heads that roll around, spew nonsense and wear accessories

And intelligent walking heads that spew nonsense and wear ribbons.

I'm beginning to understand why I like the Yukkuris so much.

>>1061432
>>1061441
I'm getting one part of the text with a box that says FF FD in small letters.

Here's a crappy edit with your corrections.

WHY DON'T THEY HAVE NOSES

>>1061114
What are you talking about? Mokou says "Bakaguya", a cross between "baka" and "Kaguya". What does Naruto have to do with anything?

>>1061372
That's the one with Kaguya welding yukkuri Chen's eyes and mouth shut, and clipping its teils whenever she needs a massage.

Summary Anon here, I'm planning to post some tomorrow. Also, the text in OP's pic says "teasing/tampering with yukkuris", not "take it easy".

>>1062163

>>1062355
Yukkuriball?

>>1062421

I read the last panel left to right and it made it seem like the mother was smashed immediately afterward. made me lol

>>1061237
Here's a rough translation, i only translated the chinese text, since the japanese ones are pretty self explanatory:

1. Put the new born yukkuri into a container of your desired shape. Please choose the size of your container after careful comparison. The rule of thumb is that the yukkuri should be able to take 1 step to its side when she is inside the box.

2. After choosing your box, seal the opening to prevent the yukkuri from coming out. Make sure that the box is hard and heavy enough, so that it can not be damaged or imbalanced. Lastly, remember to leave small holes so air can circulate into the box.

3. After a while, the yukkuri will start making voices due to its loneliness. But to make sure she gets used to the space, and also to make sure she doesn't escape, don't let her out. If she escaped due to your sympathy, then please return to step 1.

yukkuri : want to go out!

4. The rate at which the yukkuri grows is very important. Please feed it enough food and make sure you satisfy her appetite. The standard is that she should at least get 7 meals a day. As for the food, it is best to prepare food with high amount of calories. During feeding, make sure she doesn't escape.

Can someone explain the origin of these "Yukkuri's" and why japan loves to torture them so?

Is this Tennkoma's (I'll just use this name since it's faster to type than by using the japspelling) artstyle? Source was thewaterducts, but it hasn't been posted on his site yet. Different artist?

>>1059122
It already is. I hate Touhou with a passion but I LOVE Yukkuri. If they can convert even me imagine what they can do to the world at large.

>>1061237

I LOVE yukkuris so much. I wish I had one to hug and play with ;_; I want to be told "Take it easy!"

So ronery

>>1061237

Crap, forgot the image

>>1064277
Shit, I was too slow. And just to note, the top panel has some stuff left out for translation.

Yeah, yukkuri is awesome, the only thing that would keep it from becoming mainstream is the hardcore guro stuff.

I really want a beanbag chair with a yukkuri face, happy on one side and sad/scared on the other.

/jp/ers, I need some help.

http://alleycat.s301.xrea.com/Yukkuri/

At the above is supposed to be one of those icon things where you can get a yukkuri to bounce around your screen and stuff. I installed Adobe Air and yukkurihouse.air, but when I turn it on I get a program at the bottom of my screen and no yukkuris in sight.

I've downloaded the Remirya versions and Yukkurisa and dropped them on my desktop, but they still don't appear. I tried dragging the rars and xml files into yukkurihouse.exe too, but nothing shows up. Has ANYONE got this working?

>>1061239
Second one. I need a better font >.>.

Damn... I wanna know what happened next...
BAAAAAWWWWW

>>1064413
Wild word is usually the standard, but your choice of font looks fine. Although, throwing in memes to get some lols kinda messes up the comic. Excellent translation, but what are those Chinese characters in the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th panel after the whole "Yu" thing?

>>1064397
Just installed yukkuriHouse and now I have a Reimu bouncing around my screen.

Dragging the character zips into the app works fine for me too.

>>1064413
did you use an automatic translator? i found that some of your translations are weird or incorrect..

here are just some note i would like to make about your translation:

Step 5 : Would be better if you change "moving the box" to "spinning the box" instead. Also, "your own fault" would sound better if you change it to "your own responsibility"

Step 6: Same as step 5. Change "pushing" to "bumping".

yukkuri said "yuu~~ please!"

Step 7: Change "sleeping pills" to "inject sleeping medicines"..not sure what those medicine are actually called in english. "Voice filtering system" sounds kinda weird.. more like "Sound canceling system" or "Sound proof system"..

yukkuri said "yu~ouch!"

Step 9: It said "rub her head" not "rub her tummy". It never said "defend itself", it actually said "attack itself".. which i dont really understand either...

PS: It mentioned that "Even though the yukkuri still has the same hair style..."

if anyone wants, i can rewrite the entire page if needed. i already completed page 1 at >>1064205

> it actually said "attack itself".. which i dont really understand either...

Under extreme stress, despair etc., they will try to harm themselves.

>>1064585
If you can translate it with better corrections, feel free to. I'd like to edit the 2nd page if you're going to do that.

>>1064349

I edited this one since I wanted to keep the original numbers instead of putting Steps.
>>1064567
Does your yukkurihouse folder look like this?

>>1064607
Uh, does your yukkurihouse folder look like THIS picture.

>>1064238
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Yukkuri

>>1064611
Yep. All I did was run the AIR setup then installed yukkuriHouse with AIR.

>>1064636
Sorry to ask this, but could you rapidshare your version of the folder? I've installed and reinstalled it, but I'm getting nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGoBhsS8CZc

I'm hungry for summaries...

>>1064653
http://rapidshare.com/files/134090310/yukkuriHouse.rar.html

>>1064585
Nope. I'm used to reading simplified, though, so it was difficult to interpret a few of the traditional versions (zhuan for rotate, for example), especially since I was doing a quick translating job. For the attack itself, I realized what it said. I changed it to "defend" just because it made more sense than attack itself.

A lot of what you suggested are somewhat nitpicky imo, though. I mean, sound proof system doesn't sound any better (unless if you want me to take an imaginative leap and translate it to sound-proof walls), and though Da means inject, it's not that far of a stretch to translate it to pills for familiarity with the audience (how many times have you had a sleeping needle in the western world?).

I don't see how you can put an image in a translator though.

>>1064607
sorry the translation took so long, some parts are pretty difficult to translate, and i wanted to make sure i get the most accurate translation possible:

5. If the yukkuri tries to break free by inflating her self, don't panic. She is just wasting her energy. You can try spinning the box to make her dizzy and deflate. If the box is damaged and the yukkuri escaped, then it is the user's own responsibility, please return to step 1.

6. If the yukkuri starts slamming against the box, don't worry. Her struggles are futile. You can try spinning the box to make her dizzy and fall down. If the box is damaged and the yukkuri escaped, then it is the user's own responsibility, please return to step 1.

yukkuri: yuu~ please!

7. After around a week, the yukkuri will grow to a point where it is difficult for her to move at all. This means that you have started off well. At this stage, the yukkuri will struggle less often. But her pleas will become more frequent. It is advised that you use a voice canceling device or inject sleeping medicines.

yukkuri: yu~ouch!

8. When the yukkuri has grown to a point where you fills up the box, keep her in this state for another week. Feed her through injection. If you found out that her life is in danger, then go straight to the last step.

yukuri: waaaaaaaa~

9. Remove the yukkuri. She will remain in the shape you desired. Feed her solid food, rub her head or hug her warmly. Make her forget what she has just been through. If the yukkuri tries to escape or attacks herself, then it is up to you to decide what the next step should be.

PS: Even though this type of yukkuri has the same hair style, she won't be recognized by her own kind. He has also lost her ability to escape. Please don't let her out on her own, since she will be in danger of being attacked or eaten by her own kind. If these things happened, then it is the user's own responsibility, please return to step 1.


Also, the title on page 1 is "The making of a custom Yukkuri" "Course Lecturer: Miss Patchouli" (or Patchouli-San")...

There should be a better word for "Sleeping Medicine".. i just cant think of any right now.... also, it mentions yukkuri's voice as if it's an animal's voice (like a dog yapping).. Im not sure what that is called, so i used "voice" in page 1 and "pleas" in page 2 instead..

>(how many times have you had a sleeping needle in the western world?)
How many times have you put a head made of bean paste into a box and forced it to grow to the size of the box? I don't see why familiarity is important. It'd be simpler to inject the thing instead of mixing in some pills.

javascript:quote('1059108')

wtf?

>>1064745
yeah, i noticed that some of my advices are nitpicky, sorry about that..
i just wanted to make sure that i can get the most accurate translation possible... especially with a japanese to chinese to english translation, since alot of detail might be lost if not translated properly..
but you were right about the sleeping pills, since it sounds weird in english..

I changed medicines to medication, since it sounds right.

>>1064724

I actually had the same program working until I dropped the wrong rar file into the properties when you right click to change the settings and the program crashed. Now I see no yukkuris or icon in the task bar to the right. Anyone got a solution for this berisides installing and reinstalling? I've reinstalled Adobe Air and Yukkurihouse multiple times with no luck.

>>1064397

So this needs Adobe AIR to work?

FUUUUUUUCK, No Linux version ;_;

Japan/Yukkuri

Verified that marble black-and-white artist is a 2channer. This image was only found on that now dead yukkuri thread.

Anyone feel like editing?


-Cheeen!

-Ran-syama!

>>1064783
2) Mu~nch, mu~nch
(munch munch munch munch)
3) Happiness!!!
4) MY BWABIES!
(Gaoo, I'm gwonna ead youuu)
5) U~ U~

>>1064867
What are the traits of the yukkuran?

You know what, I'm getting tired of all the nitpickings in translation when most miss the main joke, using "yukkuri/slowly" in ways other than "take it easy" or as puns.

>>1064783
2: "Muuuuunch Muuuuunch(music sign)"
*munch* *munch*, repeat

3: "HAPPY!!!" or "HAPPYNESS!!!"

4: Gao- (Rawr-)?
I'll eat you-
"MY BABIES"

5: Uuu- Uuuu-

>>1064867
>now dead yukkuri

Mmm, breakfast ಠ_ಠ

>>1064501
This is translated and edited? DO WANT!

>>1064867
Editing

>>1064868
I'll follow this translation. It follows yukkuri speech patterns.

I like doing these happy ones.

>>1064869
The wiki (the japanese one) says nothing. For now, we can only assume they say CHEEEEEEN a lot.

>>1064241
A lot of Tenkoma's stuff isn't on his site.

Going from Right to left for panels and text:
2: "oh... look, look"
"hmm-?"
"see?"
"there's something wierd"
4: muuunch muunch
5: "Happy- <3"
6: "Pyu?!"
7: "Ahahaha"
"What is this thing-"
"It's jiggly(wobbly? puffy?)"
8: "Ha"

>>1060762
>>1060808

The text on the box says "Vampire hoi hoi". There's a poular brand of roach traps called "Gokiburi(Roach) Hoi Hoi", where "hoi hoi" is an onomatopea for throwing things away. I guess an appropriate translation maight be "Vampire Motel" or "Vampire trap".

The green text is Stiiiiiick, or whatever the sound effect for being stickied should be.

>>1064897
>>1064921
Editing, but the text in >>1064241 is too small

>>1064950
Use the augie font or enlarge the image a bit to the point where it begins to lose quality this should make it easier to read later on.

>>1064934
translator here, sorry I should have made it clear that the stuff in quotes "" are speech bubbles, stuff without is outside.

Fourth panel needs to reverse the place of text, "MY BABIES" in lower right and Gao- I'm Gonna Eat You! in upper left.

Though now that I look at it, your version might actually make it better...

Looks like we are on an editing spree, these days...

>>1064990
here, I'm off to sleep. Thanks for a great thread!

>>1064990
I don't think it matters much though.

>>1065012
True, it still works. Thanks for the edit.

Increased size...

Thanks for the rapidshare for the yukkurihouse. Still doesn't work, but it does on my other PC so that's fine.

Also, >>1065000

you forgot to put the STICKY thing, so I did it for you.

Also, SUMMARY ANON, where are you?!

>>1065176
I was busy before the DDoS, and I had a few things to do after it. I'll post a few now.

It's Anon's vacation, so he decides to take it easy in his garden. There, he finds a family of 10 kids and one mother Yukkureimu. The mother is stuck in a crack in the fence around his vegetable patch, and asks him for help. "Reimu was trying to go inside her new house, but I got stuck!" He says he'll help, if it answers truthfully. He asks whose house this is, and when it answers as expected, he rips some skin off. The kids tell him to go away easy, but then change their mind, as only he can help the mother. The second time, it answers correctly "Dis is mizder's hwome, zo bleaze led me oud!!!" He does, but puts it in a transparent box right away. He said he'd get it out, not that he'd let it go. He tells the kids that he put it there to heal up from its bruises, and they buy it. "Get well easy!" they say, going inside the house. It screams. Anon takes the kids to a room with another Reimu. It can't give birth to normal kids, only defects, so it's given up on "getting refreshed" and having kids. Thus, when it sees these kids, it declares itself their mother. Anon supports that. Kids: "Our mommie is getting well easy outside...but our mommie is here? Huh?" Eventually, Fakemom wins over them.

>>1065241
They get to like that room, especially the seesaw in it. It's like they're flying in the sky. Anon then feeds them, takes the box with Realmom and puts it in the living room, in front of a TV that shows the new family taking it easy. Realmom falls into despair, screaming at the kids that will never hear it. After a week, its face has swollen up with tears and sweat. Anon takes it (still in the box) and puts it in the room with the new family. The kids recognize Realmom, and denounce Fakemom. Fakemom is furious, and starts tackling the box, insisting it's their mom. The kids swat it away, and it lies there, lamenting. Anon then takes the kids and puts them in an extra large seesaw, located in a large fish tank. At first they were asking him to take their mother out, but eventually they give into the temptation of their favorite toy. Anon then starts filling the tank with water, until it reaches the lower part of the seesaw, so that the kids on the bottom will get soaked.

>>1065242
They start getting tired, and ask him to get them out, while gradually grasping the situation. Anon says that there's a way to make both parts of the seesaw stay out of the water, but Realmom has to think of it. The kids are screaming out of fatigue and fear. It can't, and the kids eventually get exhausted and fall into the water. Realmom screams. Fakemom jeers, saying "This is what you get for saying I'm not your mom! Repent easy on the other side!" Anon, without a word, lets Realmom out of the box. It faces the yukkuri that's making fun of its dead kids.

"D R O P D E A D E A S Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y ! ! ! ! !"

>>1065247
Intense.

Dosumarisa (dosu- is a term for huge yukkuris) is the wise and strong leader of its herd. With its childhod friends Mukyu and Alice, it teaches other yukkuris how to gather food, and to not invade humans' homes. Today, it's begging a human not to kill the family that ate food from his stock, and offers some of the herd's food as compensation. Apparently, it's the fifth time this year; yukkuris don't learn. If it happens again, they won't have enough for the winter. The next day, it hears that it's happened again. Grumbling, it heads towards the village, but gets caught in a trap set by the other yukkuris. They accuse it of taking away theyr food. "If you hadn't done that, we'd be able to take it easy!!!" (This shows exactly how smart yukkuris are.) They then bring its childhood friends in front of it, and get an Alice rapesquad to brutally rape and eat them. Dosumarisa can't believe or understand what's happening, but it's furious like never before. It breaks the trap, and crushes/eats/rips apart the whole herd. It then decides to lead a solitary life, free from stupid yukkuris.

A family of ten babies, six kids and two parents is taking it easy in a field. A Marisa wearing a badge on its hair approaches them and asks to take it easy with them. They accept, and ask about the badge. It says it took it from humans, which makes them admire it. At night, they want to go home, and invite Badgerisa with them. In return, it leads them to another place, which contains a lot of food. They enjoy it a lot, but then a group of six Alices comes in, and starts assaulting everything in sight. Fatherisa starts enjoying it a lot, as opposed to the babies that are getting crushed and dehydrated. Motherisa gets away, and Badgerisa lures one of the Alices to a cliff with promises of getting refreshed, steals its hairpiece, and pushes it off. It then takes three of the kids, and takes them, along with Motherisa, to a safe cave. The next day, it goes back to the nest, where Fatherisa and the Alices are sleeping. (No kids or babies are left.)

>>1065350
The Alice it pushed off the cliff yesterday comes in, and as soon as the rest of the Alices see it, they attack it. (It has no accessory.) After they're done, Badgerisa takes some of its paste, lures another Alice into another room, and spits the paste on it. The other Alices think it killed one of their own, and kill it (the Alice). Badgerisa has no further plans, but then a pair of seemingly intelligent yukkuris comes in; a Flandre and a Yukarin. The Flandre kills the Alices and Fatherisa, and the Yukarin talks to Badgerisa. "You've always been smarter than other yukkuris, right? I live in a research facility on that mountain over there. You're welcome to come and live there." They leave, and Badgerisa thinks.

Excellent summaries, >>1065354 but is this the end for this one?

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Updated with all recent stories. Contains links to artist sites and simple translations.

Hope to see more summaries from you, Summary Anon.

>>1065428
This is the continuation, but it's another story.

A Remirya has found a family of yukkuris, and is quite happy. However, before it can eat them, it's captured by the Flandre/Yukarin pair from the previous story. They take it to the research facility (where Bagderisa ended up living), where the boss puts it on a bed-like instrument, which stretches its limbs. He then feeds it with a tube until it's ready to burst, and leaves it for the night. The next day, he teaches it pronunciation, with pudding as the reward for correct words. Until it manages to say "Sakuya" correctly (Shakuya, Zaguya), he takes one of the three cups as punishment. He then tells it to say "pudding", but it keeps saying "purin" and "puddin'" so he decides not to feed it today. He leaves the Flandre/Yukarin pair to teach it some words, and goes to sleep. The next day, it manages to speak correctly. He takes it out to the cafeteria, and offers it a plate of food. It tries to throw the vegetables away, but he stabs a fork into its hand, and forces it to eat it all.

>>1065515
He then gives it pudding, and locks it in the room again. It keeps bashing the door with its squishy hands for a few hours ("I wanna ged oud!!! Uuu!") but eventually gives up and cries itself to sleep. After a few weeks, its training is coming to an end, and the boss tells Flandre that it's time for the test. Flandre grumbles, but goes to the Remirya's room and rapes it. For a few days, the boss only makes it perform mental tasks such as studying. When the baby is born, we learn that Remiryas forget everything they were taught when they give birth. The boss offers it a cart with food, and a smaller one with pudding. "Zduuupid!!! Remirya'z gonna ead the puddin'!!!" It tries to, but the cart falls over (it had wheels). The boss then shows it that the cart crushed its baby. "It died because you were stupid." "Babyyyyyy!!! Babyyyyyy!!! My babyyyyyyyy!!!" The then says that if Remirya gets smart, the baby might come back, and leaves it alone. Filled with regret, Remirya understands what it did, and promises it'll get smarter. The baby then regenerates. Remirya is ecstatic, and promises it'll get smart so it can protect its only baby.

>>1065521
The next day, it resumes it flight practice with Flandre. After a few days, they get called to the village. A pair of huge Alices are harassing the villagers, and they're going to kill one while the Remirya/Flandre pair eliminates the other one along with the small ones. The other one never comes to the village, so it's probably pregnant. The boss gives them a capsule with sulfuric acid, and sends them on their way. They encounter the huge Alice, and Remirya goes on ahead. The huge one knocks it around, and it screams, but it eventually stops and asks the Dosualice, with a keikaku doori smile: "Do you know what a hawk is?" It turns out Flandre had flown as high as it could, and performed a dive attack *into* the Dosualice at full speed. Once inside, it starts spinning with its wings spread, mixing the Dosualice's insides. It then gets out, and tells Remirya to get in and eat. It does, and is thrilled by the taste of the babies. In the meantime, Flandre has given itself to bloodlust and is impaling yukkuris with branches on which other koyukkuris are impaled. It's having fun.

>>1065524
They then burn the remaining filling of the Dosualice with the acid, and take the skin back to the village. They all go home. A week later, it's time for Remirya's real mission. Sakuya comes to the market, leaving its Remirya to prowl on the merchants once again. In a flash, Flandre impales it and takes it to the facility, while Remirya (smart) assumes its place. When Sakuya comes back, "Ojousama, have you grown bigger?" "I, uh...Rebirya's grown bigger~!!!" Its job is to impersonate that Remirya for a while. Meanwhile, the boss is talking with the Remirya's kid.
-Now, let's hope it comes back.
-What are you talking about? Of course Mama will come back.
-What makes you say that?
-Don't you know, Professor?

(These are the only Remiryas I ever liked. Their dialogues are also quite heartwarming, my summary doesn't do them justice. For those willing to read them, they're fuku1379-fuku1380-fuku1382.txt, a three-parter.)

Summary Anon makes me come rainbows.

Notes: In >>1065247, the kids start blaming Realmom right before they drown, because it was stupid and couldn't think of a way to get them out, and now they can't take it easy anymore.

In >>1065524, Flandre is awesome.

In >>1065534, Flandre puts its hand into the Remirya's back, and grabs its jaw. From behind.

>>1065660
I like to image realmom try her best with her very limited mind. Ha ha ha.

Anon is sneaking, MGS-style, around a cave inhabited by hundreds of giant and small yukkuris. He finds the nursery room, but there are three huge yukkuris inside, admiring the babies. he distracts them with a half-dead Reimu, and shoots them. He then starts killing the other babies. There's hundreds of them, and they all gather in a corner, shivering. After killing half of them, he hears the leader Marisa coming with its three special guards/friends. He plants some explosive and causes a cave-in, killing all the babies and the three guards. Boossrisa swears revenge. The next day, about two hundred huge yukkuris and even more regular ones set off to attack the village, oblivious to the fact that they're getting picked off by cannons. When they reach the village, they're greeted by machine guns and tanks, which decimate them.

>>1065789
They retreat, and start throwing rocks with their mouths. They manage to break the machine gun on one of the tanks, but the rest keep aninhilating them, with the shells going through the huge ones and blowing up the small ones behind. Bossrisa doesn't really get what's going on, and when it decides to charge, it's shocked by the mountains of bean paste and skin. Nevertheless, it orders the survivors to commence one more rock-throwing attack. They're all shot by the tanks. With no chance of victory, Bossrisa runs away, ignoring its friends getting blown up one after another right beside it. Eventually, it gets away, and it's implied that the reason it was allowed to was that it was created by the factory.

Fucking with koyukkuri birth.

>>1065863
I literally rofl'd.

PULL!
BOOM

>>1065789
>>1065800
I'd play the fuck out of a Yukkuri RTS, where they invade you and you play as the Humans trying to repel them.
Like Universe at War, but with Yukkuris instead of the Hierarchy.

>>1065884
For some reason, fics involving battle against giant yukkuris have increased a lot lately. They're smarter than the average yukkuri, but that's not saying much. Standard tactics would be stretching thin wires between trees, taking off their accessories with projectiles (leading to cannibalism), water, pits, sharp logs, and acid. Or call Keine.

This comic has yet to be posted, and thus is untranslated. Found it on thewaterducts in a rar file.

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>>1065921
Keine? For what? Also, how giant?

>>1065910
Thanks for standing still, wanka

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>>1065939
Keine is quite powerful, she could take on an army of yukkuris.
We're talking about a diameter of 2 to 4 meters. They can run as fast as a human, and their body slams hurt. A lot.

>>1065972
Why Keine? If I want a proper curbstomp, I call in Reimu.
Those slams sound deadly, but any weapon can defeat them, I think. In fact, if you are smart and have good reflexes, you could engage them disarmed.

>>1065972
Their body slam doesn't hurt at all. It feels like a pillow hitting you softly.

>>1066022
Keine is more eager, and won't ask for payment.

You could avoid their attacks, but if they're many, it's quite hard. Also, their skin is quite elastic, you'll need something quite sharp.

>>1064756

>...attacks herself...

wut? She wants to attack herself?

>>1065940

The wording is kind of small and I hate hand-drawn kanji but what the hell:

"I'm looking for food easy!!"
"I'm looking!" x2

"We found it easy!"
"We found it" x2

"Mommy, what is that?"

>>1065946

"ZDOB ID"

>>1066042
That usually refers to the yukkuris who are soccerball sized. The huge ones are more dangerous since they're..well...huge.

>>1066042
They're 2 to 4 meters wide, so they're very heavy. It does hurt, since they can uproot a tree by crashing into it at full speed. Also, their skin is harder than the regular yukkuris'.

>>1066069
Everybody or nearly everybody carries a Swiss Army Knife with him. Is that enough?
Or you can improvise spears with forest wood.

>>1066110
aren't the japanese only allowed to carry like, 3 cm knives anyway? I'd feel pretty sorry for them.

>>1066127
I'm not japanese. I can go outside with a fucking RPG and no one will notice.

I think the Yukkuris are quite funny but it just keeps reminding me of Jissouseki

How long until the yukkuris start winning and take over the world?

>>1066110
Not enough, the wounds are too shallow. Spears are the preferred tactic, but they're not perfect.

>>1066147
There's always the youkai.

>>1066157
Speaking about that, weren't humans in gensokyo unusually strong?

>>1066158
I guess the writers ignored that part.

>>1066071
Anyone wanna edit this? I would, but I'm about to head for work. Also, thanks to the pooshlmer translator for the first panel translation.

>>1066070

Why is she eating yukkuri Marissa's hat?

Speaking of which, what are the clothes made of? They seem to be born with them...

>>1065884
This probably doesn't need a translation, but here:
1: Yuuuu Yuuuuu...
Yuu.... Yu....
2: Yu... Yugigigigigigi....
3: Yu!!
Pop!
Yu!!!
4: Hyuuuuuuu (whistling sound)
Yu?
5: YuGYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>>1067372
Their clothes and accessories are made from dead skin, just like the hair. If you boil them, they make a nice snack.