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Which Touhou is the biggest yuri slut, /jp/? I vote Marissa.

>> No.10589020

How many vaginas has she licked?

>> No.10589024

None since touhous are pure.

>> No.10589031
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>>10589024

Fortunately, yuri love is the purest kind of love.

>> No.10589032

>>10589031
Nope.

>> No.10589057

>>10589031
Fuck off /a/niki.

>> No.10589065

y so mad jps

>> No.10589072

What are Marisa's ten desires?

>> No.10589090

>>10589072
1. Alice
2. Patchouli
3. Reimu
4. Nitori
5. Flandre
6. Sakuya
Fill the rest with random touhous

>> No.10589092

>>10589018
Sakuya and Alice are the biggest yuri turbosluts. This is canon fact.

>> No.10589117

>>10589072
>>10589090
7.Rinnosuke
8.Aya
9.Yuuka
10.Shinki because she wants to fuck Alice's mom too

>> No.10589110

>>10589090
Can I put Rinnosuke and Genji in there?

>> No.10589124

>>10589117
>>10589090
Mima has to fit in somewhere. Marisa has a ton of daddy and mommy issues. There's no way she's not looking out for a mature character. Specially her master.

>> No.10589131

>>10589090
>1. Alice

Woah, how about going back to youtube?

>> No.10589130

>>10589124
Mima lives in Marisa's bones, for Marisa to fuck Mima, she can only fuck herself

>> No.10589153

Nobody likes anti-male propaganda here on /jp/, we are all pur elittle girls who like cute dicks!

>> No.10589167 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>>10589153
I accidentally followed a link to /hm/ earlier and saw this monster.

>> No.10589225

>>10589167
Disgusting. The foreskin covers the glans even when fully erect and the glans looks like it's infected and has pus gushing from it.

>> No.10589325

>>10589167
Jesus, look at that thing!

>> No.10589346
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>>10589167
>uncut

>> No.10589365

>>10589346
Uncut is better than cut but that foreskin is just disgusting. It's as if he did a reverse circumcision and added a ton more foreskin. I'm entirely in the same wavelength as >>10589225 about the glans too.

>> No.10589366

>>10589365
>Uncut is better than cut
well if you like cleaning dick cheese and having an awful smell than yes I guess it is huh

>> No.10589376

>>10589366
You only get smegma if you're one hell of a dirty retard. Besides, if you have a dick cheese fetish and are uncut you can produce it on your own rather than go suck some dick on a glory hole.

>> No.10589392

>>10589057
/a/ hates yuri as much as I wish it wasnt the case, as for who? obviously its reimu. We all know the picture I refer to.

>> No.10589394

>>10589376
well if you like ugly dick hoodies too
but this is all matter of opinion, let's just agree to disagree, kay?

>> No.10589404

>>10589394
You only get dick hoodies in really abnormal circumstances like the pic posted. Seriously, nothing beats a well-rounded uncut penis in aesthetics. I'd post mine but I don't want to sully my e-image nor risk a ban on /jp/.

>> No.10589428

>>10589404
How big is it?

>> No.10589430

>>10589404
any foreskin penis i've ever seen is either a dick hoodie or an ant eater face or a drill head i don't see how that's asthetically appealling it just looks weird

>> No.10589439

>>10589428
Mine?

>> No.10589457

>>10589439
Yes.

>> No.10589481

>>10589457
4.5 inches? It's 12cm. Why do you ask?

>> No.10589502

>>10589481
I was hoping it would be really big. It sounds nice and cute though, I'd probably suck it.

>> No.10589572

>>10589481
lol babydick

>> No.10589577
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>>10589502
Thank you, I guess... Would you rather it was bigger?

>> No.10589611

>>10589577
Only if you were going to put it inside.

>> No.10589621

>>10589611
What? Why can't I put it inside? You want to suck it, right? Why can't I use the other hole?

>> No.10589678

>>10589621
You can but I would rather if it was bigger for that.

>> No.10589936

>>10589621
You have a girl penis, so you will be the girl in our relationship.

>> No.10590008
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10590008

If we go completely by canon its, Reimu, who offered her body to this girl in SoEW. If Windows only, it would be Sakuya or Remilia for sexually harassing Marisa in EoSD.

>> No.10590029

>>10589131
Technically Alice pairings were very popular even before youtube or IOSYS existed.

>> No.10591533

>>10589018

Don't talk shit about mai waifu, faggot.

>> No.10591536

>>10590008
who can blame her? that girl is gorgeous and handsome at the same time.

>> No.10591556
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>>10589936
But I don't wanna be a girl!

>> No.10591585

>>10589117
Take out Aya and Shinki and add Mima and Cirno.

>> No.10591603

Marisa has more "connections", whereas Sanae has higher "volume", so I'm voting for Sanae.

>> No.10593980

>>10591556
I bet you would love it. On the outside, you would whine and protest. But you really would love being pushed down and taken advantage of.

>> No.10594149

>>10593980
Don't say stuff like that. I get mixed feelings and I don't like it.

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