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10588873 No.10588873 [Reply] [Original]

Magic exists.

>> No.10588875

Say it in red, OP.

>> No.10588877

>>10588873
my dick is magical

>> No.10588895 [DELETED] 

>>1Magic exists.

>> No.10588900

>>10588895
Please don't...

>> No.10588902

>>10588877
then vanish it from sight

>> No.10588907

Magic doesn't real.

>> No.10588908

>>10588875
[color=red]Magic exists and moot is a fgt[/color]

>> No.10588909

>>>/jp/Magic-exists

>> No.10588912

>>10588909
>>>/jp/Magicexists

>> No.10588910

Sage

>> No.10588915

GODDAMMIT BEATO

>> No.10588913

boards.4chan.org/jp/res/magicexists

>> No.10588916

>>>/jp/docapsnotworkforsearchorsomething

>> No.10588917

>>10588909
>>10588912

>>>/rs/magic_exists

>> No.10588918

:3

>> No.10588922

This thread is great!

>> No.10588928

>>10588923
So are you, babe!

>> No.10588929

­

>> No.10588923

>>10588922
You're great anon!

>> No.10588924

>>10588918
Battler, pls.

>> No.10588938

>>10588929
Is your are ass magic?

>> No.10588940

>>10588938
PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS

>> No.10588967

Guys, calm the fuck down. Let's turn the chessboard over.

>> No.10588972

>>10588967
>This thread is shit
Even if you manage to turn the chessboard over, I doubt that it will change the result.

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>>10588967

>> No.10588978

Which Seacat would you fuck?

>> No.10588982
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>>10588978
BEATRICE is the only answer.

>> No.10588987
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10588987

>>>/rs/I AM SUCH A WITCH XD

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>>10588987
Somebody changed it so you can't do the spaces anymore? moooooooot!

>> No.10588995

>>10588990
You could never do them to begin with. You need to use underscores.

>> No.10589009

>>10588995
Not true, you used to be able to do the spaces with alt+0160, trust me I am a witch.

>> No.10589017

>>10589009
>implying witches exist.

You're a funny guy.

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10589030

Nanjo is the culprit in the real world and in in the metagames.

>> No.10589029

>>10588916
close but not lel enough

>> No.10589034

>>10589017
Witches exist anon.

>> No.10589036

>>10589034
Say it in red, faggot.

>> No.10589037

>>10589030
Nanjo is Nanjo's granddaughter

>> No.10589043

>>10589036
You expect me to give you free red? Get real.
If witches don't exist then explain the fact that we're all aware of their existence to begin with.

>> No.10589047

>>10589037

So Nanjo was a crossdresser..

>> No.10589048

>>>/d/witches+exist+ur+a+faget

>> No.10589049

>>10588978
I'd fuck the SHIT out of Maria.

>> No.10589051

>>10588978

What about everyone?

>> No.10589052

>>10588978
Battler, no homo.

>> No.10589053
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>>10589043
Your waifu isn't real, but I'm aware of her "existence".

Check mate.

>> No.10589056

>>10589053
She's real in my heart, and you can never take that away from me.

>> No.10589061

>>10589051
Why would you fuck fatass Ange?

Why would you fuck Hideyoshi?

Why would you fuck the autistic kid?

>> No.10589066

>>10589061
>Why would you fuck fatass Ange?
Why not?
>Why would you fuck Hideyoshi?
He's a pretty cool guy.
>Why would you fuck the autistic kid?
Why not? uu~ uuuuu~

>> No.10589064

>>10589043
>give her le stake
Nice try, witch

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>>10589061

You're fatass.

Because she's a good person.

Because she's super kawaii.

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>>10589049
This.

>> No.10589074

>>10589061
>Ange
Dem hips, dat bush, dat pride!

>Hideyoshi
I like what Eva likes.

>Maria
Are you kidding me? Assburgers is my fetish.

>> No.10589079

>>10589053
I never accepted the existence of waifus, they are obviously delusions created from disturbed minds and supposed to help their master to cope with life.

We're talking about witches here, with dozens of books and stories, or even appearing in some religions.

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>>10589071
Better.

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>>10589061

You're a fatass, Ange is supercool

Hideyoshi is a good person and he's good looking

Maria is uber kawaii

>> No.10589087

>>10589071
>>10589082
MARIA IS OBSCENE TO THE EYE.

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10589091

>not fucking Jessica

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>>10589087
Well of course. When one sees Maria they can only desire to do obscene things.

>> No.10589107

>>10589091
I want to fuck Kanon.

>> No.10589104

>>10589091
Jessica is too brash for me.

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>>10589091
There are something like 30 fuckable seacats to choose from, and you pick generic ditzy blonde?

I'm sorry, but she's basically normalfag's first umineko.

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>>10589071
This will never happen, Batora is a moralfag.

I like how Ryukishi manages the whole pedo thing. Kanamori is a rapist, Irie is a pretty nice guy... And K1 is K1. He shot little girls, though. What an asshole.

>> No.10589122

>>10589107
Wow, you don't even try to hide your sexuality.

>> No.10589119

>>10589109
At least she isn't 50 years old.

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>>10589113
Battler isn't a moralfag, he just likes them blond and bouncy.

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>>10589122
What, straight? Since Kanon is a girl dude.

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>>10589128
Yeah, sure, so is Nazrin.

>> No.10589135

>>10589122
I'm straight but I think he's cute, so as long as I think he's cute like a girl there is no gay.

>> No.10589141

>>10589137
Now someone will say something like "And Wriggle". Thanks fgt.

>> No.10589144

>>10589141
But Wriggle is obviously a grill, who would dispute that?

>> No.10589145

>>10589128
Number of forgeries where Kanon is actually a girl: 6

Number of forgeries where Kanon is just a normal servant with a penis: Most of them.

Kanon is a guy.

>> No.10589149

>>10589125
B-But... Even if he likes them blond and bouncy, why wouldn't he want to look at this cute butt? >>10589082 At least for curiosity!

Rena would take her home.

>> No.10589152

>>10589125
So where's the doujin showing that 10y later scene btw?

>> No.10589154

>>10589149
Who would want an immature body like that? Honestly, you people get sillier every day.

>> No.10589160

>>10589152
She is dead, dude. Her delicious loli body exploded, her Asperger brain exploded, everything exploded.

Fuck the culprit, whoever s/he is.

>> No.10589166

>>10589154
It's not about the body, it's about the expression of shame on her innocent yet naughty face. I mean, you saw her ass! Isn't that embarrassing?

>> No.10589170

>>10589166
It's not embarrassing at all. Seeing a child's naked body is something that happens quite often when you've got young, autistic family members.

>> No.10589173

>>10589154
>immature body
She is not 5, faggot. 8-9 year olds have pretty nice butts already.

>> No.10589190

>>10589170
I doubt any little girl older than 7 would want anyone to see her naked body.

Being autistic doesn't have anything to do with this.

>> No.10589194

>>10589190
Being autistic has everything to do this. You would understand if you were one of the chosen people yourself.

>> No.10589198

>>10589170
>Seeing a child's naked body is something that happens quite often when you've got young, autistic family members.
Y-You liar! I've got an autistic cousin slightly older than Maria (and almost as cute) and I've never seen her naked. She would probably hate me.

>> No.10589203

>>10589198
I don't know what you're doing wrong, but my niece used to run around naked all the time. She was super autistic though. We had to put her down.

>> No.10589208

>>10589194
Are you implying that Maria masturbates in front of her cousins? Only a retard would do that.

It's obvious she doesn't realize how fucking ridiculous her tantrums are, but she would feel shame if someone saw her naked.

>> No.10589211

>>10589208
Come on, you know she ran around naked looking for Batora while screaming about how Beatrice was making her do it.

>> No.10589219

>>10589203
>niece
How old are you? How old was she when she used to run around naked?

My cousin isn't THAT autistic, she is a bit less autistic than Maria. She's got some weird traits, but nothing extreme.

>> No.10589226

>>10589219
20. 6 - 12.

>> No.10589224

>>10589211
If only Joji had become Game Master... If only...

>> No.10589244

>>10589226
>6-12
You... You saw... a 10 years old little girl running around naked?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

>> No.10589253

Wow, this is the first time I'm using 4chan's /rs/ board. /b/ uploads a lot of good amatuer porn, and the super obvious .exe viruses are pretty funny. I saw one named something like:

"porn.mov .src"

file which I thought was pretty funny, someone who doesn't know what .src files are is (probably already did tons of times) going to run it.

Anyway to upload links specifically to there? I'm not seeing the option.

>> No.10589250

>>10589244
It wasn't that great; 3D little girls don't do it for me.

>> No.10589251

So this thread went from witches to this? This is why I love you so much /jp/

>> No.10589263

>>10589203
>We had to put her down.

please explain

>> No.10589274

>>10589263
She got a bunch of ticks on her in the woods and we couldn't afford the doctor's bill, so we took her out behind the barn.

>> No.10589279

>>10589274

And spanked her for being such a lewd slut running around naked right?

>> No.10589287

>>10589279
Spanked her with a .30-06.

>> No.10589297

>>10589287
Does .30-06 refer to your penis size?

>> No.10589296

>>10589287

I don't know what that means.

Is that binary for paddle or something?

>> No.10589303

>>10589296
No.

>>10589297
Yeah, it's my erect penis measured in millimeters.

>> No.10589311

>>10589303
anonymous i regret to inform you that you're actually female.

>> No.10589315

>>10589311
There's nothing to regret, I'm happy to be a girl. In fact, I was the mastermind this whole time.

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10589317

Thank god.

Now check your cis privilege.

>> No.10589320

>>10589317
I would suck that.

>> No.10589323

>>10589317

I seemed to have in fact forgot to add in the binary timestamp filename post identification number used to associate users followed by greater than sign greater than sign.

I was talking to this person:

>>10589311

>> No.10589327

>>10589317
Whoa dude, no porn on blue boards!

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>>10589327

What?

I have no clue what you're talking about?

>> No.10589339

>>10589332
#wow #whoa

>> No.10589343

>>10589332
HOW!!?!??!??!?

>> No.10589349

>>10589343
>>10589339
Magic exists.

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>>10589349
BEATO!

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>>10589349

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>>10589317
i am extremely jealous

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>>10588873
HOLY SHIT NIGGER HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

>> No.10589443

>>10589424
http://www.dula.tv/watch.php?file=magical-mysteries-snl.flv

>> No.10589785

>>10588873

No it doesn't i'll prove it everything I say in green is the truth

>Magic does not exist
>my truth can only be proven false by red text

now beatrice you may speak

>> No.10589843

If witches don't exist, does that mean their tits aren't real either?

>> No.10590053

>>10589082
How does Maria's ass smell?

>> No.10590070

>>10590053
Crayons

>> No.10590109

>>10590053
Maria's ass smells like every other ass, except she is a female kid, which makes the smell arousing rather than disgusting.

She is just too cute, I can hardly believe she's got a ¨disgusting¨ ass just like every other human being. Seeing that ass would be like witnessing magic and my dick would become rock hard.

I'd ask her ass-related questions and would enjoy looking at her embarassed face.

>> No.10590143

>>10590070
I'm pretty sure that's the smell of Midori's ass. I'd lick her prepubescent body with my magic tongue to cure her bruises.

I wonder if the bullies ever did that kancho thing to her. You know, that prank where Japanese children insert two fingers up someone's anus.

I'd gladly lick that part too. It wouldn't erase her public humiliation from her memory, though.

>> No.10590148

>>10590143
>>10590109
K1 is that you?

>> No.10590184

>>10589296
RIFLE

dont you autists know ANYTHING

>> No.10590282

>>10590143
>>10590109
Stop talking about their asses. What would they think if they heard you? You have no right to theorize about their embarrassing privates!

>> No.10590360

>>10590143
Just think about it. Cute little 10 years old Midori, princess of her classroom. Just how high must her innocent pride be?

Some bully would lift her skirt and pull down her pantsu, revealing the shameful, ridiculous round shape of her human butt. Then, they would insert a finger in her anus, feeling her warm insides. After that, the bully would run towards the rest of the class, while all the students say ¨ewwww, don't touch me with that finger!¨ ¨It touched Kusunoki-san's asshole!¨.

Midori sat there crying. Everyone was laughing at her. They thought she was dirty. No one in that elementary school would look at her face again without thinking about her ass, that ridiculous, dirty piece of flesh with a shameful crack in the middle. She wouldn't be respected ever again.

>> No.10590377

Who is this sicko that always shows up in R07 threads?

>> No.10590471

OoooOOOoOooo BEATORICHE!

>> No.10590482

>>10590377
It's Ryukishi himself. He's got a huge humiliation fetish, don't you remember?

>> No.10590506

This thread had potential.

>> No.10590545

>>10590506
Where did it go wrong?

>> No.10590547

>>10590545
At the start

>> No.10590564

>>10590360
>>10590143
>>10590109
Child erotica at its best.

>> No.10590570

>>10590545
When some bloody anon posted a pic of Maria's bare bottom.

>> No.10590637

>>10590109
This faggot's beyond help

>> No.10590659

Why is beato this much of a god-damntt stray cat

>> No.10590672

>>10590637
>faggot
>likes little girls
you don't like little girls?

get that cock out of your throat and learn to love little girl ass.

>> No.10590682

>>10590672
investment banker pls leave ur creeping me out.

>> No.10590724

>>10590053
Mackerel.

>> No.10590730

>>10590682
You are creeping me out. Someone like you is more likely to hurt a little girl.

>> No.10590738

>>10590360
Autistic kid.

>>10590143
>>10590109
Dumb twat.

Fuck both of them.

>> No.10590741

Why do people assume that Maria is autistic/assburgers? Beato NEVER said it in red.

>> No.10590770

>>10590143
0/10

All lolis smel like crayons

>> No.10590804

>>10589082
Why do people assume that Battler was on steroids? Beato never said that in red.

>>10589145
I know what you mean.

>>10590741
Fucking masterpiece. Who is the artist?

>> No.10590817

>>10590804
Fuck my gay asshole, I mixed up the quotes. Fuck.

>> No.10590825

>>10589160
Don't say such sad things ;__;

>> No.10591381

Don't die, my little thread.

>> No.10591762

Poor picture exists

>> No.10593021

>>10589082
I'd lick the sweet sweat between her ass cheeks.

>> No.10593068

>>10588873
Of course magic is real.

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>> No.10593340

>>10590109
>>10590143
>>10590360
What the fuck is this shit.

>> No.10593858
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>>10590804
>Why do people assume that Battler was on steroids? Beato never said that in red.

>> No.10595478

>>10593340
It's the same guy who wrote three lewd post bullying Rena and talking about her bush.

>> No.10597778

>>10595478
Mind sharing a link to those post?

>> No.10597894

>>10597778
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10537031#p10557874

The whole thread is a lewd bushfest.

>> No.10597896

>>10593858
Not in red.

>> No.10598154

>>10597894
I agree with everything said in that thread. Bushes are great.

>>10593858
Ok, Battler was on steroids. But Maria is obviously autistic even if it wasn't confirmed. Ryukishi has written children before and after Umineko. None of them was so obviously autistic.

>> No.10598159

>>10598154
Maria is only autistic because Rosa is a single mother. So really she's not autistic at all. It was just another way of Ryukishi to show single mothers are bad.

>> No.10598160

>>10598154
Apparently you have to have a mental disorder to believe in magic. Learn something new every day...

>> No.10598219

>>10598159

NOOOO! STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY FANTASY OF LUSTING AFTER AN AUTISTIC LOLI!

>> No.10598225

>>10598219
Kids are annoying enough, you really want to deal with an autistic one?

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Nihihi~

>> No.10598272

>>10598225

I realize that would be the case in reality that is why its just a fantasy faggot-kun.

>> No.10598308

>>10598159
Rosa became the best mom ever because she doesn't know how to deal with an autistic kid. Her abuse only made Maria more autistic, but she was born with it.

>>10598160
>to believe in magic
You have to be autistic to behave like a 5 years old even though you are 9 already. She also has a pokerface most of the time and displays awkward body language.

Are you seriously denying Maria's autism?

>> No.10598336

>>10598308
No, Maria became autistic, but not really autistic because of Rosa's bad single parenting. Then Rosa became abusive because she knows even less about how to raise an autistic child than she knows how to raise a child, and then her abuse made Maria even more autistic.

Everyone knows Maria would have been a very good girl if Rosa would have kept together with her husband and had a stable household.

>> No.10598345

>>10598308
I'm not really sure whether you're saying that you have to be a 5-year old mentally to believe in magic, but if you are then I guess this discussion ends there.

But if you're just saying that you think her mental development was slow in general, that's fine. My opinion is that it only appears that way because she had to deal with a lot of retardation both at school and at home, though, and she didn't really know how to. Still, for a 9-year old, she was pretty strong, to be able to keep her chin up despite all that. I can tell you for sure that the vast majority of brats here wouldn't be able to. And anyway, the reasoning for a lot of her actions was explained pretty well (especially the "uu-" thing).

>> No.10598358

>>10598345
Look at the way she throws a tantrum whenever she doesn't get her way. That's how a four or five year old acts. Not a nine year old. Don't you call me a brat, you Maria sympathizer.

>> No.10598365

>>10598358
I didn't call you a brat. That part wasn't directed at you at all.

Ah, but yeah, somehow I forgot about those parts. I guess you're right.

>> No.10598379

>>10598358
>Maria sympathizer
Not him, but are you implying that only a hater would call her autistic?

She actually is one of my favorite characters. I don't need to deny the facts in order to like her.

>> No.10598403

>>10598336
No one develops autism. At most, Rosa's abuse would have caused a developmental delay, which some people confuse with autism.

But that is not the case. She displays all the traits of autism/Asperger's syndrome and would have been autistic for her whole life if it wasn't for the big bomb.

>> No.10598414

>>10598365
I'm glad you accept it. I don't know why some people have such a hard time accepting that, it's not like she is a retard or anything.

>> No.10598418

>>10598403
>No one develops autism
That was the meaning of the "not really autistic" part.

Maria is a fictional character. She is not a real person, you can't decide that she must have been born with a defect because that's what you think her behavior reflects. Ryukishi is not a child psychologist.

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>>10598418
you for real?

>> No.10598422
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MARIA IS OBSCENE TO THE EYE

>> No.10598428

>>10598422
You're a bit late, nerd

>> No.10598447

>>10598418
>Ryukishi is not a child psychologist
We don't even know his real name. He could be anything. Even a witch.

Even if he isn't a child psychologist, it's clear what he intended with her character.

>> No.10598453

>>10598418
>WAAAAAH MY WAIFU WAS BORN WITH A DEFECT! I CAN'T ACCEPT IT! REPEAT IN IN RED!
Dude, there is nothing wrong with it. A lot of /jp/sies have autistic loli cousins.

>> No.10598460

>>10598447
Right, clear that it was a result of Rosa's parenting, abuse, and Yasu's fantasy world.

>> No.10598489

>>10598460
but Rosa started mistreating her precisely because Maria wasn't acting quite normal...

and Maria fell in Yasu's fantasy world precisely because

>Maria doesn't recognize people, she only recognizes behaviors

which is autistic to say the least

>> No.10598493

>>10598460
Let's just agree that it is a catbox. Joji hid the letter and Maria was autistic.

Every other theory about Maria is half-assed, though.

>> No.10598503

>>10598489
Rosa started mistreating Maria because she's a single mother and generally a bad person. She started mistreating her consciously after Maria was already messed up from her unintentional mistreatment, and Yasu's influence.

>> No.10598539

>>10598503
>Yasu's influence
Are you a moron? That was a lot of the reason why she was able to keep her sanity.

What's with all these faggots who act like teaching a kid to dream is a terrible thing. And no, don't give me this "it doesn't real" bullshit. Fuck you, you don't know whether it's real or not.

>> No.10598548

/jp/ - 2d psychology majors

>> No.10598659

>>10598503
Rosa is not a bad person. It's the black witch.

>>10598539
You know how else she would have been able to keep her sanity? Masturbation.

>> No.10598687

>>10598659
But little girls do not masturbate, anon.

>> No.10598695

>>10598687
of course they do, not to get off or anything but there is some sensation pre-puberty

>> No.10598702

>>10598687
Even autistic little girls do it.

>>10598695
>some
Hm?

>> No.10598739

>>10598695
Tell me more.

>> No.10598817

>>10598739
Do you not remember fucking around with your own dick as a child? I used to have crazy techniques to give it a little thrill. I didn't play with it anywhere near then as I do now.

>> No.10598826

>>10598817
What's a dick?

>> No.10598832

>>10598826
It's a boy's special place.

>> No.10598850

>>10598826
It's what you call someone who pisses you off.

>> No.10598861

>>10598826
It's a gumshoe.

>> No.10598914
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It's magic.

>> No.10599066

>>10598914
Did Hitler hate mentally challenged lolis and crossdressers?

>> No.10599163

>>10589785
It doesn't (shouldn't) work like that in this world.

I say the rules are:

Greentext can only be used to expose FACTS.
Double ">" is what you're claiming
For example
>Devil's Proof says that just because you don't see it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist
>>You can't prove that something doesn't exist

>> No.10599330

Can't remember episodes 1-4 exactly. How did yasu commit the crimes?

>> No.10599344

>>10599330
google it faggot
you'll be amazed at how awesome it was

especially ep1's end where natsuhi freaked out with a shotgun and went to confront the culprit in front of the portrait without even realizing it is not loaded

>> No.10599353

>>10599344

>google it faggot

My search words would be?

>> No.10599474

>>10599330
Yasu bribes Eva and Hideyoshi and tells them it's gonna create a murder mystery game with the help of the family. It also tells them the truth about Kinzo.

Yasu asks Eva and Hideyoshi to go to sleep. Then, it kills 5 people in the parlor and dresses something resembling a human body with her Shannon clothes.

Eva is supposed to prevent the cousins from actually entering the shed, while Hideyoshi and Kanon go to the deepest part of the shed and act like Shannon's body is there. Hideyoshi is pretty impressed by how realistic the corpses are, since he still believes it's all a game.

Kanon kills Eva and Hideyoshi in their room, calls Genji and cuts the chain from the outside. Everyone believes the chain was set before Kanon cut it.

Nanjo fakes Kanon's death and now Yasu can do whatever it wants. Yasu puts on it's Beatrice dress and does everything else.

>> No.10599550

>>10599330
In EP3, Eva actually kills Rosa and Maria (accidentally, I think). Eva pretends to be sick and sneaks out of the guesthouse to argue with Rosa about the gold. The sick Eva is just a closed room illusion created by Hideyoshi, she isn't actually there.

After Rosa and Maria die, Eva returns to the guest house without anyone noticing. At the beggining of EP3, Rudolf and Hideyoshi talk about how Eva hates cigarette smoke. But there were some cigarettes in Hideyoshi's room, so Kyrie deduces that Eva couldn't have possibly been in that room the whole time. She was supposed to be sick, why would Hideyoshi smoke?

Rudolf and Kyrie pretend to go for food to the mansion, but they just want to talk with the suspicious Hideyoshi alone.

Crap happens. Someone kills them, maybe Yasu. Eva was probably the one who killed Krauss and Natsuhi, Yasu killed Joji and Battler was shot because Eva suspected him of being the first culprit.

>> No.10600407

>>10598422
>spend decades in intense occult research just to get the slightest chance at resurrecting your waifu
>grandson NTR's you

>> No.10601365

>>10600407
I never saw it that way.

>> No.10601641

>>10599474
you forgot to mention that maria singing voice was recorded on a tape and it was only made to look as if maria made the phone call
natsuhi's gun wasn't loaded
and in the letter was written a challenge to natsuhi to come before the portrait to see "who is more fit to be a master of Ushiromia family"

>> No.10601648

>>10599474
>Yasu bribes Eva and Hideyoshi and tells them it's gonna create a murder mystery game with the help of the family. It also tells them the truth about Kinzo.

seriously?
how do you know that?

>> No.10602468

>>10601641
Wait, so what was the deal with Maria singing at the end of EP1? That part has always confused me.

>> No.10605522

>>10598345
>Still, for a 9-year old, she was pretty strong

Crying in the rain for 10 hours yelling uuu uuu because your ugly shit deformed flower got lost is not strong...

Sorry to break it to you.

Which, btw, I think that Maria made the crappy rose "her" rose suggests she is indeed autistic. If I'm over-reading then her reaction is without a doubt autistic nonetheless.

>> No.10605540

>>10598422

>MARIA IS OBSCENE TO THE EYE

I'm pretty sure what Japanese was used that made the translator use that English and it shows the translator is going too much for literal translation, which is okay in some cases, but obviously not this.

"Annoying brat" would have been a lot better.

>> No.10605555

>>10598453

>WAAAAAH MY WAIFU WAS BORN WITH A DEFECT! I CAN'T ACCEPT IT! REPEAT IN IN RED!
>Dude, there is nothing wrong with it. A lot of /jp/sies have autistic loli cousins.

Personally, she would not be my waifu if she WASN'T autistic. :3

>> No.10605601

>>10598489

>Maria doesn't recognize people, she only recognizes behaviors
>which is autistic to say the least

Actually it is the opposite. Autist don't compute behaviors well, which is why they have issues with social interaction. Never seen autist that have problems identifying people, in fact the opposite again since they are good with details.

>> No.10605688

>>10598453
>A lot of /jp/sies have autistic loli cousins.
normally i'd not believe that, but i really do have one so i was like whoa, it's like he knows me.

she's 9.

>> No.10605698

>>10605688
My cousins are all ugly and normal. My whole family is like the definition of ugly to me.

>> No.10605741

>>10601648
Eva's behavior is pretty strange in that episode. She doesn't cry as much as she should, challenges Battler a few times and does weird things like putting a receipt in Kinzo's door.

Hideyoshi and Kanon are the only ones that "see" Shannon's body. And we know that Shannon can't possibly be there. Both Eva and Hideyoshi go to their bedroom even though there is a fucking murderer out there and die in the second twilight.

>> No.10605763

>>10605601
Except the whole "she only recognizes behaviors" is a shitty theory created by people that don't understand why Maria never revealed Beatrice's identity to everyone. You can't use such a shitty theory to deny Maria's obvious autism.

She knows that "Beatrice" is Shannon, but she likes to go along with it and pretend that Beatrice has possessed her body. When people ask her, she just refuses to tell them Beatrice's identity.

>> No.10605771

>>10599474
So... The whole mystery game bullshit was actually true, but in a different way? It was just the excuse she used to bribe people?

I like it.

>> No.10605825

>>10605763
No anon. She really can't recognize the people. It was said in the novels, I think the 6th episode.

>> No.10605838

>>10602468
ep7
it is revealed Yasuda had her voice recorded way before October 6th, which is how she scared Jessica

>> No.10605845

>>10605825
>It was said
Said or implied? It could be a matter of interpretations.

>> No.10605890

>>10605845
it was said white on bg, word to word, dot to dot after Maria's illusionary world was broken by Erika

anyway,
you have too much love for Maria and you see things that aren't there
or not see things that are

>> No.10606155

>>10605763

Dude, calm the fuck down. I'm not saying she isn't an autist, just trying to correct the definition of an autist.

But don't worry, bro, I like Maria being an autist too. :3

>> No.10606885

>>10606878
... /jp/?

>> No.10606878

>>10589082
What would you do if your autistic daughter had such a nice ass?

>> No.10606941

>>10606878
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down.

>> No.10606981

>>>/rs/magic+exists

>> No.10607041

>>10606878
I bet she has been spanked by Rosa at least once.

>> No.10607095

>>10607041
I can just imagine smacking her cute ass while she screams "Uuu, uuu" and cries.

>> No.10607115

>>10606878
>>10607095
>nice ass
>cute ass
How can an ass be cute?

>> No.10607170

>>10607115
The same way any other body part can be cute.

>> No.10607221

Is Beato a Vernenae or a hollow one ?

Rokkenjima was imune to paradox

>> No.10607233

>ryukishi talking about a new when they cry after rose gun days
What the fuck

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>>10607233

You should post a link too.

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>>10607233
well. see you in ten years when the last Question episode has been translated and has a Translation batch

lets hope that we all have jobs and that ryukishi Havent buffed up their Anti-Piracy

>> No.10607362

>>10607316
Ryukishi's blog.

>> No.10607400

An anthropology professor of mine said that there is a clear and vital distinction between religion and magic.

See, religion is about submitting to spiritual power, whereas magic is about controlling it.

Just throwing that out there.

>> No.10608302

>>10607400

Interesting observation.

>> No.10608577

>>10598447

I remember joking before Episode 6 that R07 was actually female using a dude for standins in photos and I shat myself over AuAu.

it's a weird thing to say but he writes like a female in some ways. i've oftened wondered if he's secretly trans(or BT was) which would explain a lot. when was he last seen in public?

>> No.10608625

>>10605838
But why does that matter? They came down to the room and found Maria facing the wall, singing. There doesn't need to be a recording.

Anyway, I don't get the point of her standing there singing like that. How does that create a closed room or whatever?

>> No.10608785

>>10588873

Some dude here said you could get an app for Unineko and all the episode for like $8

anyone got a link I would really like to finish the original if not I guess it just finish through the manga but that'll feel like i'm cheapening r07

>> No.10608972

>>10607400
>tfw anthropologist

Fuck yeah

>> No.10609528

>>10608785
That would be horribly translated.

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What the HELL is she talking about, /jp/?

It must be something lewd, but I don't get it.

>> No.10609580

>>10609528

can I get a link anyway please?

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>>10608577

Ryukishi is male don't worry.

>> No.10609693

>>10609532
She fears nakedness?

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