/jp/ - Otaku Culture

As long as the weapons don't hit the cartoon porn factories /jp/ is gonna be awww right

I don't really care since i'm not living in a third world country.

Enjoy your irradiated burgers.

Source?

Hope they don't involve the rest of the world in this shit

Leave source faglord.

No one important lives in DC anyway

Its not like they could even do that if they tried.

Quickly moot, you are needed for an urgent matter in the capital, you should also have an extended stay there

>>10578437
Third world countries are safe from this kind of conflict. You'd know if you learned what the terms you're typing actually mean.

Fat Jong-un is a pussy, nothing's going to happen.

Is /jp/ servers in nuclear bunker?

>>10578507

4chan's servers are housed at Raven Rock.

Simply epic. Favorited.

they're going to nuclear strike the american fortress in south korea. they can't actually launch anything to hit the mainland us

>>10578436
This. I shit all over US, just don't involve us into this. You're not the most important nation in the world.

>>10578632
>You're not the most important nation in the world.
They are though

Nobody in their right mine would launch anything at or near the US. You don't attack people whose military is bigger and more advanced than all of Europe's combined, has trade partners all over the planet, is a political superpower, etc.

This is pathetic posturing. Someone needs to stop heeding NK's bluffs and go kill the toxic government with their vastly-superior military.

>>10578421
>We're gonna launch it. I-I mean it this time!

>>10578708
the US can't do it because everyone else will fucking cry about them being bullies, and nobody else wants to get their hands dirty.

so this will continue until someone who is not in their right mind gets the chance to launch a nuke, and then a lot of people will die, potentially not just in the US and NK.

RIP in peace america u wer gay but ok

>>10578708
When was the last time the government executed a coup d’état on another government?

>>10578914

2009, Honduras.

>>10578903
I bet NK nukes are going to miss and hit Canada. That or detonate before launch...

>>10578944
I mean when the U.S. executed a coup, like in Guatemala

>>10578979
wud b laff

I don't think I get why they would do this? Nothing has happened, has it? Like I remember something about a nuclear test thing related to North Korea but nothing actually happened, or at least nothing something that could cause a war, right? Right? ;_;
I don't even live in the US but I don't want anyone over there getting hurt from something like this, and other countries are bound to get involved. I don't want anyone to die...

>>10578984

That's public knowledge right now, maybe. I wouldn't be surprised if they were involved in the one I mentioned.

looks like someone's going to have be democracized and capitalized

America and the Red Scare 2: The Commies Strike Back
(for foreigners who don't know our retarded history and politics, looks up senator mccarthy and the red scare) he basically ran around accusing everyone he didn't like of being a communist spy and made half the country or more (idiots) fervently fearful and hateful of communism and made most americans to this day think communism means dictatorship

seriously I know most people are dumb and/or uninformed everywhere, but sometimes it's just really difficult to live in the US

>>10578989
Even on the very small chance they actually have the capability to lob something across the ocean, it'd just get intercepted. They're most likely referring nuking US bases in South Korea rather than nuking the US itself.

>>10578989
Thousands of people die every day, sperglord.

It was bound to happen.

I'm pretty sure the USA would win in a war against North Korea, even if it's a nuclear one. North Korea isn't really known as the world's greatest military force...

>>10579005
Not through nuclear warfare you silly.

>>10579003
Oh, okay. Thanks for clearing that up for me. I wonder why they would want to nuke something so close to them, and for something as small as that? Seems like a waste of money and effort in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMU6l6GsdM

My kinetic interception device is moving on its own, onee-chan!

>>10579017

>>10579027

This says nothing about hardware.

>>10579027
They have more men but can't possibly supply them all, we have much better tech and equipment.

>>10579027

What does this have to do with anything?

Are you really saying a lot of militants = better military? This a joke?

>>10579027
This is also leaving out the large force that south korea has, which would be combined with USA forces

Nuke DC. Looks like the North Koreans are the true Red-Blooded American Patriots.

>>10579050
And all those master strategists

>>10579027
Better watch out for the North Korean invasion fleet. Once those ships arrive and deploy their 9000000 soldiers, the USA are finished.

>>10579062
Please do not use the crossboard feature.

>>10579027
>North Korea has a mandatory service that ranges between 3 and 5 years.
In other words, half of them don't want to be there and will bail when shit hits the fan. Saying half is being very generous mind you, given how most of them are probably starving as well.

>>10579017
We could easily win. The problem is Seoul, South Korea's capital, will get leveled by artillery and missile strikes. RIP in peace pro SC scene.

>>10579069
brood war is otaku culture

>>10579069

I liked this post. I love you.

>>10579071
>We could easily win.
Yeah we saw how well that went for you in Vietnam and every other third world shithole you've been fighting for oil in.

>>10579074

Please don't mistake insurgencies for conventional wars, onegai.

They have a good point. What the US is doing in worst corea is illegal and violates their truce.

>>10579081
They breed children and buy new weapons from Russia and China.

>>10579079

kim-jung-fuck get out

more dogs for you to eat??/

What the fuck would North Korea even do if a war never broke out? Like they have all these soldiers and weapons and brainwashing and shit, what if just nothing happened? Those soldiers are going to grow old, and those weapons are going to become outdated.

>>10579077
I'm predicting the next 'insurgency' in Venezuela. They really need some democracy over there.

How is this otaku culture?

>>10579082

Why do you keep bumping this thread?

>>10579086
STFU, Crazy Anon.

>Japan explodes
>OMG HOW IS THIS OTAKU CULTURE/!?!?1/1/1/1!/1?!
- u (the 2nd one)

>>10579086
Politics Otaku

>>10579092

I'm allowed to do what I want. This is a good thread with interesting discussion so I'll bump it. Get as upset as you like. ^_^

>>10579092
Those 10 touhou image dump threads really need the room on the front page, you're right.

>>10579084
Seems inefficient.

What are the soldiers doing right now? Do they act as law enforcement or something? Are there internal conflicts? Do they occasionally pop down to South Korea and shoot a few people for shits and giggles?

I never really hear anything. There was something about a boat, and that's it. I just can't imagine one of the world's biggest military forces just sitting around twiddling their thumbs for a few decades.

>>10579094

Silly, you're not the guy I was quoting. You're not sad and angry enough to be him.

>>10579081
There are arguments for a permanent war economy actually being beneficial to a nation's economy. It's sort of what the US has been doing since WW2 as well.

>>10579071
>>10579017
You realize that there is no winner in a nucelar war, right, moron?

>>10579061
That theoretical situation would be amusing, as I would want to see how gun owners are factored in. NK wouldn't even make it to USA, but if they did and were met with guns everywhere, then the USA government might reconsider the harsh stance on guns of late

>>10579101
It wouldn't be the sort of nuclear war people were paranoid about during cold war days. More like North Korea nukes a few closeby targets and then almost every other nation is appalled and a massive combined invasion force wrecks their shit utterly. (I seriously doubt the retaliation would be nuclear, but it would still end badly for them.)

>>10579103

No country has the force projection to even consider invading the US.

>>10579099
>You're not sad and angry enough to be him.
It's really funny because that describes you perfectly to start such a stupid discussion.

>>10579103
Good luck winning against tanks and automatic machine guns with your toy shotguns and hand guns.

>>10579113

Are you this bitter that the US is bigger & better than whatever third-world shithole you live in?

Europeans are so whiny.

>>10579113
NK has tanks now?

>>10579118

The KPA has a lot of tanks. Just no way to get them on American soil.

>>10579117
>bigger & better
lel

North Korea can't actually invade anyone, at most they can cripple a country, and America is not anywhere in that category, they could collapse a small Asian country.

>>10579122
I'm the one laughing when they surface on the west coast one day after simply driving along the floor of the pacific ocean.

>>10579138

If that did happen, I'd find it funny, too, actually.

>>10579138
I think I'd be laughing at the absurdity of that actually happening. I doubt the physics allows for that. Also the logistics.

>>10579138
>>10579142
>>10579148

Don't bully glorious KPA onegai

Ireland will stay neutral.
It'll be fine. Then we can join our korean masters.

>>10579155
The joy of apathy

>>10579082
Venezuela is a democracy, they just vote the same guy in because he is a great leader who cut povert in half and did not allow the Jews to destroy his country.

>>10579164

>>>/storm/

>>10579164
But they have oil. Oil throws all logics over board.

>>10579174
It's one of the reasons they were able to ignore the Jews.

>>10578632
This

Just dont involve the US in this

Also OP is bullshitting unless he provides a valid and scholarly source

>>10578421
I search for this and it came up on an article on The Sun.

Isnt that like the UK equivalent of Fox news or some tabloid magazine?

Would be so nice if the US shithole got destroyed. Too bad it may not happen for centuries.

Well, hopefully something will happen in the next 50...

>>10579493
50 years, that is.

>>10579493
>Would be so nice if the US shithole got destroyed
why?

>>10579293
It's still a real quote from KCNA, but yeah, The Sun is a fucking bullshit newspaper.

Glorious leader is pretty cute.

>Implying North Korea has the ability to deliver a nuclear payload.

We need another Godzilla film to kill this tension.

>>10579096
They do. This thread has nothing to do with Otaku Culture. Heck, this isn't even a threat on Japan. This isn't /b/ where anything goes

>>10582543
Stfu weeb

>>10582543
If war were to break out then Japan would get hit with missiles from North Korea. It would be nothing compared to what would happen to South Korea though, since North Korea has enough hardened artillery pointed to Seoul to ensure the city would be utterly destroyed no matter what.

I hope Korea gets blown of the map.

>>10582560
I hope the US gets blown of the map.

>>10582564

Me too. Btw I live in the US.

>>10582566

No I take that back. They're banning porn elsewhere.

>>10582570
>porn
What are you doing on /jp/?

North Korea is just trying to appear crazy again in order to try and wring concessions from the international community. They won't walk the walk.

>>10579493
So China can take over and become America 2? Or the Commonwealth and ban anime altogether? Or Russia?

>>10582577

All types of porn. That probably will include 2D.

>>10582597
Something like that will never pass.

>>10582599
In America maybe.

>>10582604

Not a chance.

>>10582530
One bomb is enough to get North and south korea united to invade japan.

>>10582682
Go back to sleep Tom Clancy.

>>10579122
China's tank general will find a way to para-drop tanks!

>>10582738
That statistic last night from those nips convinced me otherwise.

Japans hates South Korea because they're afraid they might come back and shit on them later on.

>>10579100
>It's sort of what the US has been doing since WW2 as well.

It's worked really well for them, huh.

How does a country nuke another country? Do they send a plane out with the nuke on it?

How do countries stop being nuked?

>>10582784
You send ICBM missiles with rocket fuel.

>>10582784
Satellites armed with ''freaking lazer beams'' do the trick too.

Lol west coast blows up, nothing of value lost.

>>10582797
So you're just blasting it along by itself? How do you prevent getting hit by a nuke? Do you shoot it until it explodes? What if it blows up the sky?

>>10578632
America invented the internet that is currently allowing you to have shitty incorrect opinions online, nerd. Show some respect.

>>10582810
No, it fucking didn't. A country cannot invent something unless everyone from that country has taken part in inventing it.

>>10582761
What would be the point in attacking Japan?

>>10582810
Oh wait, I almost took you seriously for a second.

>>10582754
I don't know if you know but it's totally possible to para-drop vehicles

>>10582815
>>10582814
>he origins of the Internet reach back to research of the 1960s, commissioned by the United States government to build robust, fault-tolerant, and distributed computer networks. The funding of a new U.S. backbone by the National Science Foundation in the 1980s, as well as private funding for other commercial backbones, led to worldwide participation in the development of new networking technologies, and the merger of many networks.

Not to mention this is also an AMERICAN website you're currently shitposting on. Get your act together.

>>10582808
read some wikipedia nerd

>>10582812
Shits and giggles. (+ captcha)

>>10582825
>AMERICAN website
moot is jewish

>>10579002
>sometimes it's just really difficult to live in the US
Then move somewhere else.
It must be real difficult living cooped up in your NEET cave.

North Korea can't actually invade anyone that's not a direct neighbor. Any boat would be sunk within 100ft of leaving shore, they don't have jets so any airplane wouldn't be a threat because you'd know about it while it is still 12 hours away.

>>10582814
To be fair, it was ARPA (now DARPA). I'd say having a big government research organization come up with something gives you more of a right to say "The US invented the internet" than "France invented the hot air balloon because a Frenchmen invented the hot air balloon."

If someone has any plans to really nuke something, why would they willingly and openly undermine them?
Nothing's going to happen except for more NK begging for the food mostly from US.
Best Korea is a mountainous barren wasteland without any natural resources worth fighting for and it has the best specifically trained for guerilla warfare military in the world (obligatory 10 year military draft). If anything, China will stop its lapdog from doing silly things to its largest market.

>>10582808
You can't reliably intercept a nuke, but if you manage to destroy it in the mid-flight, it will disintegrate with shitting everything under it with radioactive debris instead of delivering the payload to its target and producing a nuclear explosion there.

>>10582827
No. I want to be spoonfed by weapons experts. I know you guys love flaunting your knowledge, and I'm happy to listen to you.

>>10582609
I meant only in America would something like that not pass.

North Korea will never do shit, all they are doing is throwing another tantrum so as to try and get the new tougher UN sanctions removed.

>>10582830
American is a nationality. Get an education, fucknuts.

>>10582828
>E:\Images\captchas\

You sad, sad little man.

>>10582808
You obviously sent the missiles before the nuke is send for maximum effect.

That way the nuclear waste will be disposed on the enemy country that tried to send a nuke on you.

Come on man, this is basic thermodynamics.

>>10582812
Fuck if I know.

The 2channers last night said that the koreans were all backstabbers even though japan helped them financially in the past.

My guess is that a spark of war is enough excuse to try and invade another country?

I have absolutely no damn clue.

North Korea can't hit America, but South Korea and Japan in range

I hope they nuke you pedo lolicons in japan

>>10579493
The US isn't going to be destroyed by invasion or bombing. Some kind of socioeconomic collapse or internal fracturing is more likely.

>>10582855
Don't gibe up Battler!
You can solve this one!

>>10582830
Like half the world's Jewish population is American.

>>10582855
>The 2channers last night
Keep in mind they’re much the same as people on 4chan.

>>10582873
no
jew overwrites American

it's basic math

US/Worst Korea drills are equally just intimadation. The US has plenty of naval bases nearby, any sort of land troops would be minimal, we'd just bombard the country. South Korea's job is just to ensure they don't push forward into the developed sections so we don't have the shell those too.

>>10582874

Kagami is pretty great, though.

>>10582874

I want that shirt

>>10582874
True but they have more cultural knowledge about their mood and cultural hatred than we do.

They have the same bias opinion as we would which is why I'm very keen into thinking what they said was true.

>>10582902
Korea also made Japan rich in a way. Japanese companies profited from the Korean war and the aftermath after all.

Everyone just looks for reasons to hate the other.
Which is why you see Taiwanese getting mad at SK for *someone* allegedly claiming Confucius is Korean, or when the Japanese get angry because someone claims the Japanese emperor descends from Koreans, or when Chinese throw a fit because of HK elitism, etc.

>>10582921
I understand all that.

And I perfectly understand the cultural historical inheritance those countries feel being close to each other while being entirely seperate and not be connected.

I'm just trying to understand why South Korea would want to invade Japan.
Though I should also consider that this statistic is irrelevant and not really the mentality that the south Koreans feels about japan.

Though I'm more stumped that south korea would ever want to ally themselves back with North Korea, especially with all the mixed feelings North Korea gives out with their threat and submarine sinking.

>>10582944
Japan is basically an American territory anyway.