/jp/ - Otaku Culture

BECAUSE FUTA IS AWESOME

Futa are not traps.

futa != trap

Also Japan is retarded, so most Japanese men don't understand how its possible for two women to have sex.

>>1056760
Being completely serious, I would so suck Yukari's cock given the chance.

It's not just touhou...

Think of it as a giant clitoris.

>>1056778

At least that's plausible as Saber did use magic to look like a man.

Whether trap or futa is the same is irrelevant the point is you think it's an anatomically correct woman looking cartoon but you get something with a cock instead.

I like TEDDY-PLAZA's art so much, he can make futa look good to me.

Help. ;_;

>>1056778
Ah Papilio Protenor. Good doujin.

>>1056778

Their doujins are so god damn hot.

>>1056769
Me too. In a blink of an eye.

I can't fap to futa, am I the minority here or the majority?

SO HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG I HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG'D

Futa just confuses me. I can't take it easy like that.

/h/ material is best.

>>1056803

Minority

Count myself in the minority who can't fap to futa

>>1056803
Faggot

Being completely serious, I would so suck Aya's cock given the chance.

>>1056808
Developing a taste in futanari is a consequence of prolonged exposure to Touhou. If you liked futa from the beginning then you are in heaven.

>>1056808
Most people prefer /h/, even if it's awkward like in the case of touhou.

No one likes /u/, hence why the /u/ board has ~300k posts (and /jp/ started a few months ago and has 1m+)

>>1056821
enjoy your AIDS

>>1056824
I've beaten 2 hard and 1 extra. Read ~30 doujins and downloaded 5 gigs of music. I take it that's not prolonged enough.

>>1056821

You talking about autofellatio or something?

>>1056832
Beat Phantasm and read a bit more, only then you will suddenly feel the urge to give fellatio to your favorite touhou character.

>>1056849
Ugg, Ran's spellcards are easy, but so many stagedeaths...

I should be able to unlock Phantasm now that I've beaten Hard with Sakuya though. PCB extra is really hard with Marisa B.

Also working on the reading. I should finish everything by Hole of Yago before the end of the week, homework excuses etc.

Eh. Futa just makes me think of one chick fucking the other with a very functional, organic, ejaculating strap-on.

>>1056886
I've never been able to see it that way. Ejaculating in a girl's face isn't very girl like you see...

>>1056912
ORLY?

>>1056837

It's possible with the finest Tengu elixers!

>>1056912
this

>>1056912
Never heard of a "squirt", have you?

>>1056803
Who knows?
This is lan Anonymous
All we know is that a lot of anons like touhou thats it.

>>1057019

Your dick would be like their noses.

I want more Touhou futa doujins. Youmu especially.

>>1056984

I wonder... what would happen if a guy drank that Tengu elixer?

>>1056824Developing a taste in futanari is a consequence of prolonged exposure to Touhou.

No
I've been into touhou from before /jp/ still not faping to it.
Surprise dick kills my boner.

>>1056821
MY CLOACCA BURNS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

Kay I'm done here

>>1057054
That was bad, and you should feel bad.

>>1057038
If you don't like enormous pulsating penises, you must be a fag.

>>1056886
If your going to fap to it you shud accept what it is and not make excuses I think.

Oh what, why was my post deleted?

I even took two precious minutes to put black bars over their nipples.

>>1057060
Whatever you say dude.
I'll be faping to women over here.

>>1057075

Don't bitch, I got banned once even after censoring. Just go full-bore and post it uncensored and it'll never get deleted here.

>>1057060
Listen to this man, he is very wise.

Where can I find this Teddy Plaza fellows h-doujins?

>>1057147
>fellow's

>>1057147
TEDDY PLAZA doesn't have h-doujins

>>1057166
That OP image is kind of a tease, then.
TEDDY PLAZA IS A DICK

>>1056826No one likes /u/

We just don't like /u/ the board
I'll take yuri for touhou over everything else(Well there is a particular /h/ pairing I like so that the one loophole)

I can get my /h/ from more appropriate series.

>>1057186
>Well there is a particular /h/ pairing I like so that the one loophole
If it isn't Yukari x Rinnosuke, you are a faggot.

>>1057182
>>1057166
is futa considered hentai?

>>1057203
its /d/

>>1057199
What if I say no what then hu are ya feeling lucky, punk? Well are ya?

>>1057219
I'm going to need the source of this...

>>1057230
http://www.mediafire.com/?dxmmza4j2xl

>>1057219

wat

>>1057186
>We just don't like /u/ the board
This is because its filled with the type of people who prefer /u/ over /h/ in all cases.

>>1057232
Thank you.

>>1057232
you're my favotite

>>1057219
Damn my image of Alice dodging a penis ;__;

I'm fine with futa, but only futa + normal girl.

I'm not quite gay enough (yet?) to like futa + guy or futa + futa.

Sadly, the latter two are like 99% of futa.

>>1057251
I'm surprised only your image was deleted.

>>1057264
There is less futa x guy than futa x girl.

Also, I would blow/let a futa fuck me in the ass if it was a character I liked.

After hating Touhou futa for quite some time now, I think I'm starting to feel fine with it again.

Goddammit /jp/

Why did my thread turn into a "Hi, gais I think I might be a little gay" sort of thread?

>>1057277

Futa is very fine indeed!

>>1057283
Men should like penises.

>>1057283
Because everyone on /jp/ is a little gay.

>>1057277

In this picture, Aya has just finished ramming Reimu but didn't satisfy her.

I'm pretty sure you actually gave me this.

>>1057303
I remember fapping to this doujin for days.

>>1057303

WIDEFACES HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>1057283
/jp/ as goten more gay over time.
As in they now think geting fucked in the ass is not gay.
>>1057277
Hahah you don't have decisiveness

>>1057325
Protip: It's not gay unless balls are touching.

Newfag.

>>1057301
Ok then can I put mine in your ass?

bisexuals

>>1057325
>As in they now think geting fucked in the ass is not gay.
If you're referring to >>1057272, I'm just pansexual.

>>1057303

N-no, no I didn't! I don't like futa!

>>1057339
I would mind because it wouldn't be for medical purposes.

>>1057347
faggot

Wouldn't Yuyuko's breath taste terrible after eating all day?

>>1057334
That meme is oooooooooooold, go apply it why don't ya?
Then see how you feel.

>>1057359
It smells like Dreamcast.

>>1057347
I still can't think of a medical purpose to be rammed in the ass by someones cock.
please explain.

>>1057365
The medical purpose is cleaning with special milk.

>>1057365
I WAS STIFLING THE BLEEDING, ALRIGHT? I JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY AND CAME IN HIS ASS TOO.

>>1057364

Orange sherbet?

>>1057365
I took all phallic objects into account.

>>1057359
In b4 penis?

>>1057371
Nope

Men are very appealing to me, being gay and all, but futa just can't quite get me working nearly as much. Just so you all know, futa does not appeal to actually gay people.

>>1057365
There could be medicine for hemorrhoids on the cock or some shit, I don't know.

>>1057363
...non-sequitur

>>1057371
not there

I can't fap without penetration.

>>1057365

What if there's a bomb up there but the only way to turn it off is by bumping it a whole bunch and then getting it sticky?

>>1057350

Yeah, it wasn't you now that I think about it.

>>1057389
So you don't get aroused unless a penis is present in the image? This is interesting.

>>1057371
it's yuri

>>1057381
Listen to this man. Guys futa is not gay.

This whole thing that there are only two sexual orientations is stupid.

Straight = /h/
Gay = /y/
??????? = /d/ickgirls

We don't have a word for ??????? yet sadly, we should invent one.

>>1057381

No, it appeals to straight people. Attractive girl + penis would obviously have the sex drive of a normal guy. It allows for self-insertion in a way. And oftentimes she uses it on another girl. Bonus.

>>1057381
I'm sure it appeals to someone out there.

People's personal fapping tastes are as varied as the stars in the sky.

>>1057403
Well, surely it appeals to some gay guys, but most of it misses me. The tits just RUIN it. DFC is too loli to have a sizeable penis... Maybe if Tenshi was futa.

>>1057408
Then why only to some straight people?

>>1057395

Pretty much

>>1057400
what about using the word "Chinese" to refer to that kind of people?

>>1057400

/d/eviant

>>1057414
Same reason so many girls like yaoi and self-insert themselves as the prettyboy bishie; it removes the feeling of 'competition' which a woman in the porn presents.

Futa allows for penetration and a self-insert character without having an actual guy to be jealous of.

>>1057426
What happens if you're Double Chinese?

>>1057412
>DFC is too loli to have a sizeable penis...
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/30012/99f681556f/
How about that?

>>1057435
...

Yeah, no thanks. In the event you're not just kidding, simply above average adult male penis size would have done fine. That looks like it might make her fall on her face...

>>1057430
I like yuri and self insert myself as Marisa or somesuch.

Except if Marisa has a penis it doesn't work. I guess its because I wish to be the little girl.

>>1057393
How did it get up there?
Who ever put it there had access to my unconscious body so he must be good at this.
Whats the point of turne it off if its part of this mans plan?
Or if hes going to get me 10 seconds after its off.

>>1057433
Korean

>>1057443
Well, I'm not gay so I can't speak from that perspective, but for some reason I found it extremely hot for the loli to be attached to a huge fucking dick.

some people just really need the cock

>>1056768
Scissoring!!!!

>>1057444

I self-insert myself as Alice because I'm so lonely ;_;

I always figured Mary would be on top. She is the aggressive drunk, after all.

>>1057460
Sweet, we should have sex or something.

>>1057470
But Renko is the man of the relationship

Maribel x Renko is the closest thing there is to Iku h-doujins.

GET TO WORK DOUJIN ARTISTS

>>1057459
>>1057465

You're a criminal if you withhold sauce now.

>>1057483

The Maribel x Renko part ends there.

>>1057483
http://www.mediafire.com/?rwbcjnutztg

>>1057489

God dammit, it's one of my favorite pairings too. Delicious experimenting college kids.

>>1057483
It's from Optimal Optimum, a compilation of stuff from different artists. Some straight, some futa, and some yuri. Little something for everyone.

The Renko/Mary bit doesn't go any further than that, though, so don't get your hopes up there.

>>1057443
Try Futa Club

>>1057520

oh god

You can fap to what ever you like but there is one thing that bugs me about the futafags
If it has a dick and a feminine body its not a fucing female its one of two other things is that so hard to get?
It doesn't matter if it did't have it one minute and then it did for the duration of time that it has a dick its not female.

>>1057534

Breasts: Female
Vagina: Female
Penis: Male

2/3rds woman!

>>1057517
>>1057520
>>1057527
Source on these?

>>1057517
>>1057520
>>1057527

so moe

>>1057517
>>1057520
>>1057527
If this isn't from >>1057494 sauce please.

>>1057467
Think more.

>>1056768
>Also Japan is retarded, so most Japanese men don't understand how its possible for two women to have sex.
It's not that they don't understand, lesbian sex is just boring.

>>1057534
there is no longer a bipolar black/white definition for futa. They are neither man nor woman, what they are is....
Delicious.

Are you so afraid of your sexuality that you need to latch on to outmoded concepts of sexual divisions?

If it makes you hard, enjoy-- god damn the torpedoes.

>>1057539
Then you make some addition and add to a full woman
2/3 + 3/3 = 5/6
In total, its five-sixth women out of normal sex!
That's like 5 girls doing 1 guy!
Hahaha, my logic is FLAWLESS

>>1057551
THIS

>>1057550

Eat this banana vampire bitch yeah suck it.

>>1057551
see>>1057550

>>1057555
>2/3 + 3/3 = 5/6
Why does this make me laugh?

I generally appreciate the situation and emotion between the characters that's setup more than the 'action' itself. Which is actually a lot of the draw of porn comics/manga for me.

Random dick-sprouting makes me scratch my head, though. Like the girls can't enjoy it if there isn't a penis in there, okay, whatever.

>>1057550

pic> >>1057426

>>1057540
>>1057547
http://rapidshare.com/files/133764533/_Compilation__Report_of_Ghostly_Field_Club.zip.html

Being completely serious I would eat Alice's poop given the chance.

Yuyuko beat you to it.

>>1057589

Thanks. Damn, I have to buy you a beer someday.

>>1057576
>I generally appreciate the situation and emotion between the characters that's setup more than the 'action' itself.
Everytime I read something like that it is revealed that it was a girl behind the keyboard. I do wonder what girls find interesting in a story about 2 characters that bump into each other and just for the heck of it start having sex.

>>1057586
I've always wondered how people who do this don't get E. Coli or something...

>>1057604

They do.

>>1057601

I'm a guy, and I like well-written emotional porn better than "we're fucking now! Hooray!" porn.

>>1057601
>>I do wonder what girls find interesting in a story about 2 characters that bump into each other and just for the heck of it start having sex.

Sounds pretty awesome.

I hear that men and women sometimes like the same kind of hetero porn. Crazy, huh?

>>1057613
I actually thought >>1057459 was the hottest part of that doujin, even though it didn't go anywhere.

And I'm a guy.

>>1057601
Wait, what?
That last sentence does not follow.

>>1057554
see
>one of two other things
There is a word for the blurry line hermaphrodite.
Don't thik there is no logical category for it.
And this isn't a mater of my sexuality its a manter of me not liking how some of them fell that they need to put it into a category it doesn't belong so as to delude themselves to believe what its not.

People need to stop that in general if your goin to like it you have to accept it for what it is and then accept yourself for liking it.

>>1057573
OH SHI-I just realized how awesome that math is now.

>>1057604
You raise a good point; how the hell does Two girls one cup NOT result in an E coli outbreak?

>>1057629

It does. And plenty of other nasty bacteria. And parasites.

>>1057629
No one said it didn't...
I wonder what happened to the girls who made SWAP.avi?

>>1057623
Well, technically you're right about the hermaphrodite part, I'll give you that. I could argue that the average futa is so far removed biologically from a genuine hermaphrodite to render the tag useless, but that's fiction (and manga, to boot) so it's rather invalid....

Somewhere along the line, we apparently started arguing the same point-- that it's cool to like whatever the fuck you like without having to rationalize it at all.
My only point of contention is that there's nothing wrong with accepting futa as how it's often presented; as girls with dicks. If the character identifies as a girl in-story, and does stereotypically girlish things (such as mode of dress and mannerisms), then there's nothing wrong with accepting her as a girl, albeit one with a wang. I don't need to stop and think "Wait, that's no girl, there's a penis! That means it's a HERMAPHRODITE!" every time I read a futa story.

Just take it as its presented.

>>1057635
>And parasites.

Well, yeah, tape-worms and trichinosis and all that, but that's an actual infection, whereas E. Coli is natural fauna in the lower intestine.

>>1057649

>>1057668
I never thought I'd see this again. I'm not sure if I should be rejoicing or crying.

>>1057649
Still it bugs me that someone can drive themselves into thinking that without ever taking a more lokical look into what you like.

And its because it is a supposive blur that you shouldn't categorized it in M/F because then some of them start to think they can push it onto others thinking that it automatically falls into the jurisdiction they like and that just makes them annoying.

To put it bluntly some of them think that every heterosexsual man must like this stuf too but wen they get the opposite response they start thinking how can that be ist a girl bla bla bla.
I'm saying all this because I post in a few general hentai bords(as in /h/+/u/+/d/ like bords) and wen I start a request thread and I specify that I don't like this stuff (becase I know there is futa out there of what I'm requesting and don't whant it posted as part og my request) I get the thread fucked up by people that can't comprehend why I don't like it.

>>1057762hentai bords(as in /h/+/u/+/d/ like bords)

Clarifying as in bords that combines all of them into one

>>1057762
It's not that we want to push it into others,
We just like trolling.