/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If you could live to be 500 years old, you would still be a virgin.

I think vaginas aren't permanently changed by penises. They go back to being not-gaping after they haven't had sex for a while.

Ruined by goblin dick.

maybe she's not a slut whore like you

Her face, hair, bones, etc. are still intact and match her youthful appearance, what makes you think her nether regions would be any different?

>>10571356
Because having the body of a child means you have the vagina of a child and children's vaginas are too small for intercourse without damage.
She's 500, she's had to have been raped or had rough sex by now.
He pussy is spent.

>>10571361
vagina expert (has seen 336+ vaginas completely)

>>10571365
I've seen her pussy and it's fine.

>>10571365

>children's vaginas are too small for intercourse without damage.

Maybe if you have a genetically-inferior niggerdick, yes.

>>10571365
But why would she have had sex? She's still a kid, and kids can't consent.

I'm more worried about whoever she knocked up.

>>10571351
I would make love to Remilia's used goods

She is that lolitastic

>>10571376
>I've got to think of a name

The most pressing issue at that moment.

>>10571365
how many children have you fucked to back up that claim, sir?

>>10571361
It depends on the severity of the stretching.
I still haven't seen a hysteresis curve for vaginal flesh.

>>10571382
0, it's just based on logic.

it wasnt until i had a go lol

and by the i mean hse had a few bounces on my pogo stick if you know what i mean

>>10571387
it's funny because hystera means womb

Why does being 500 years old mean you've automatically had sex?

There are 100+ year-old virgin humans with shitty willpower and near-inability to resist the desire to hump each other, so obviously there will be 500+ year-old supernatural beings with steel wills and an aversion to dicks.

>>10571370
>>>/pol/

Please don't sexualize little Touhous.

Which touhou loli is the favourite loli amongst lolicon touhou fans?

>>10571417
Probably Flandre or Cirno.

>>10571396
You mean you fucked her?

She is a vampire, generally they can regenerate parts of her bodies,
no matter how much sex she has, her pussy back to normal.

>>10571421
But she has a sister who can destroy anything.

FLANDRE - CUNT DESTROYER

Would you cum inside Remi, /jp/?

JAAAAAANITOOR!

>>10571438
No. I'd be a gentleman and cum all over her sheets, which Sakuya has to clean up.

>>10571438
What if the undead lady gets pregnant?

>>10571436
flandre a Shit

>>10571469
google.com

>>10571457
Then I have a cool Dhampir son.

Whats the source on OPs doujin?

>>10571469
You mean doujinshi?

>>10571469
you could probably find it in the archives

>>10571474
well fuck you too

>>10571469
Nounai kanojo, you ignorant gentleman

>>10571468
How do you name your sahn? Would you adopt the surname Scarlet?

>>10571403
http://naijagists.com/worlds-oldest-virgin-clara-meadmore-is-still-alive/

>>10571480
My grandma said she was a virgin a few months ago. Old people are stupid.

>>10571485
Is she suffering from Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

>>10571494
Dunno, she suffered from death about a week later.

I guess God wasn't pleased with her lies.

>>10571485
How do you know they didn't adopt?

>>10571392
Vaginas are surprisingly stretchy. Sure they might be tight as hell, and they're not all the same, but most can withstand an 8 inch dick without any pain or damage. I haven't fucked any kids, but was friends with a female pervert in middle school and all she did was talk to me about her masturbation experiences. I think there was something wrong with her mentally, and no one else would listen to her.

>>10571501
That'd be a great way to break the news.

>>10571438
I would hold her tiny, lithe body close to mine, our bodies edging closer to climax, my thrusts inside her matched with her moans and cries of pain and pleasure. Her heightened pitch and hurried breathing would excite me, driving my body to jab my prick deep inside her, shooting long streaks of cum to coat her insides. This would be enough to send Remilia over the edge; waves of orgasmic pleasure would wash over her body, and she would sink her nails into my back and shoulders while letting loose a singularly long and ecstatic cry, screaming her love for me.

>>10571564

i don't think anyone attractive would allow you near their genitals

>>10571590
I would and I'm insanely good looking.

>>10571593

simply
epic

>>10571365
tertiary tards who read to much h-doujin always spout out the dumbest crap

Where do I read Touhou doujins?

>>10571613
The public library.

>>10571626

My high school's library had manga and people actually read it. Thanks for reminding me of this traumatic part of my life.

>>10571626
Reading 2hu h in the public library or in a hipster cafe is a past time of mine. Just find a corner to browse against, so people can't see you sexualizing your little vampire lolis.

>>10571611
>doujin

You mean "doujinshi". You don't read people unless you're a neurotypical.

>>10571684
One time I was playing Touhou in class like a big dork and some normalcool guy said it looked cool.

>>10571690
This happened to me with StepMania.

That feeling when I AAA'd MAX 300 on a keyboard and they all thought it was super impressive.

>>10571421

vampire
undead
regenerate

yeah sure thing.

>>10571816
Learn the lore.

>>10571365
>she's had to have been raped
by who? humans? she's final boss tier, the kind that would rape humans while using only one hand, with the other hand bound behind her back instead.

>>10571816
that's what the blood drinking is for. they drink human blood to regenerate their bodies, regain power and live forever, or at least until their blood source runs out.

>>10571468
>dhampir
> In contrast, a pronounced nose was often a sign, as were larger than normal ears, teeth or eyes.

Jews confirmed as dhampirs.

>>10572870
Not if they drug her beforehand.

>>10571417
Rumia.

hahahaha u guys are fukin nerds

Please do not speak ill of Milady.


>>10571816
"Vampires have tremendous physical abilities and magical power: they are able to uproot a thousand-year-old tree single-handedly, to run through the human village within the blink of an eye, to summon many devils with a single word, to turn into bats or even mist to intrude anywhere they please, and they can recover within a single night even when their body is blown away, so long as their head is intact"

>>10572984
good luck with that. you have no access to the fresh blood remilia sucks out so this part's out, and to try drugging her up front is suicide.

she'd rip to you pieces before you had any chance of getting close with your syringes or chloroform rag, much less if you tried to overpower her with strength alone.

imagine trying to stop a speeding truck with the power of a pasty white naked nerd with no tools or trickery. just bare hands and strength alone.

>>10573049
Would she drink the blood of a pure breed Englishman like me?

>>10573052
sakuya'd probably have to prepare you first.

>>10573049
Then just add some sleeping drug to her tea.

>>10573070
what makes you think sakuya'll let you anywhere near the tea? are you this naive?

h-doujinshi is canon now:)
fandom writes the facts :)
the real gensokyo is the one in you imagine it to be :)
black tewi.jpg :)

>>10573048
what would you do if, having been ojou-sama's faithful servant for many years, she was approached by a suitor

She isnt even human.

You are retarded.

>>10573194
i bet she doesn't even have ten fingers

I wont mind spending eternity with such adorable vampire

>>10573225
Why is he punching sylvester stallone?

>>10573134
>faithful servant
One of the conditions to faithfully serve is to not let your feelings and opinions stop you from faithfully serving.

>>10573049
Why not just drug your own blood and offer yourself to her? She drinks your blood, gets drugged, and then you rape her!

>>10573289
as it should be

i should never have doubted your faith

African Americans, why wont you dump Remi pics while discussing her? Also, would Remi like Motorhead? Would she be good friends with Remi Galard?

>>10573307
except you're also drugged up, and since you're no vampire your resistance to stuff like that is much lower. you're probably lying unconscious or dead on the floor while she either trips balls or is barely affected.

also remilia's a light drinker, i doubt she'd drink nearly enough of your blood to get any effect from the diluted drugs.

>>10573343
You could just eat a diet consisting of nothing but garlic and holy water for weeks until your blood is rank with it.

>>10573378
holy water isn't a chemical thing, it's normal h2o. once you drink it, it loses its magical powers.

garlic would probably make you stink so badly sakuya would never let you anywhere near her.

even if she did get to your blood she'd be turned off by the smell alone, and just call for sakuya to dispose of the trash.

someone post the page where remilia gets mad at china for loading up her chinese cooking with garlic

would you?

>>10573378
Or you could just get a priest to consecrate your clothes.

>>10573340
Remilia = Classical in public, Slavic folk in private
Flan = Celtic folk
Sakuya = Classical
Patchouli = Ambient
Koakuma = Choujuu Gigaku #1 fan
Meiling = That twing twang shit the chinks play

>>10573562
Why did she take off one sock

Is she going to use it to give someone a handjob

Panties are better, ojou-sama

>>10573639
What?!

>>10573660

>>10573340
How are they cannibals? Aren't they a different species?

She's 16 or 17 times more powerful than a wizard!

Remilia looks like a child.
How can you people get off to that?

>>10574938
wizards> vampire scum all day erry day

>>10574944
By touching my penis until it feels good and semen comes out. It's not rocket science.

>>10574949
Pedophile. I bet you like 3D children too.

>>10574953
3d is shit tier. try 5d.

>>10574957
This guy knows what he's talking about.

>>10574957
WE NEED TO CONNECT THIS WORLD OF 3D TO ONE EARTH OF 4D OR 5D

>>10574949
wow you cant achieve ejaculation byjust touching..wat a master i can only do that after a good 10 minutes of stroking

>>10575018
you can, if you're a premature ejaculator virgin with no endurance.

>>10575018
I can if I'm really aroused but that rarely happens.

>>10575018
I can usually shoot after a few friendly touches and strokes after I haven't cum for a few days. The orgasm is dizzying.

>>10575021

>virgin

Well, yeah.

>>10575035

Probably dumb to use "virgin" as an insult on /jp/.

>>10575039
did somebody?

>>10575033
I just love that first orgasm after a few days of not fapping. So much cum.

>>10575080
>>10575033
I wish I could afford to not fap for a few days.

>>10575093

Do you have a contractual obligation that prevents you from doing otherwise?

>>10575093
Why can't you? It's not hard at all.

>>10575093
I haven't fapped for three weeks

but I used cheat pills

>>10575105

>cheat pills

How do they work?

>>10575109
they reduce your sex drive

>>10575105
>>10575109
>>10575113
what are the pills?

>>10575120
There are many medications that have this sort of side effect.
You need prescription for most of them, but there are also available illegally.

I use spironolacetone
It's usually prescribed for high blood pressure, but it also works like that
I also lost some body hair and regrow my hair on the head
cool stuff, and it's very cheap
The only danger is that spares potassium in your body so you might want to eat less potassium heavy foods

>>10575099
>>10575103
My fapping backlog would overwhelm me.

>>10575177

I'm not alone, thank god.

>>10575177
I find this weird. I tell myself that I can't gap until my dick heals and yet I'm still saving porn. This isn't good for my dick scabs either. Erections always agitate them and make them super itchy which makes me want to whack it even more.

>>10575142
isnt spiro used as a replacement drug for whatever they give you for hrt for poor transpeople that dont want to go to a doctor? mtf, that is.

>>10571351

Oh hey, I'm not the only one to make a reaction image out of that scene.

I rarely come across good opportunities to use it, though.

>>10575866
I like how she grows a second fang in that image. Vampires showing off their fangs is aesthetically pleasing to me.

>>10575866

Remi's pussy is tight like a twelve year old. An eternal twelve year old.

>>10575986
An erection is a good source of blood!

>>10575933

>>10576027

You made me do this

>>10578865
Can't Remilia turn into a bat and use supersonic herself?

>>10580193
Doesn't matter. The enemy always uses it first, and then my pokemon hurts itself in the confusion and I ragequit the battle.

>>10580209
>not torturing your pokemon to the point where the fear and trauma overcome confusion
What's wrong with you?

>>10571354
What's the deal with these touhou and goblin pics I've been seeing lately?

>>10584032
Read WAHH for hot Remilia on Hobgoblin action

>>10574861
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtkPxffMrCo
related

>>10571365

what does a child's pussy feel like:

1. for the penis inside it?

2. for the child?

>>10584131
i think the child could cum as soon as you insert it. children are very sensitive and they can barely fit an adult size penis inside them. if you are going to have sex with a young girl please refrain from using too much force

>>10584162
we've got an expert over here

ITT: people who have never even had sex with a child.

>>10584176
It's 4chan. This place is filled with people who haven't had sex at all despite being in their 20's and 30's.

>>10575866
What is this image from?

>>10584311
An h-doujin.

>>10584323
Feel free to share the title

>>10584328
boku no remilia

>>10584323
Could I have a sad panda link, please?

>>10584328
>>10584337
No.

>>10584232
It's like you're implying 4chan isn't an expert of having sex with imaginary children.

>>10584333
B-but I don't want to search through every doujinshi featuring Remilia

>>10584337
http://exhentai.org/g/54605/7743a4c3ff/