/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The Sunday thread was better.

>cum on cat
>cat does nothing
>cat is dead

>at japanimation club
>hitting up the hottest girl there
>bragging about how I've seen 334+ animes completely
>club president (fatass with glasses) walks over
>"um excuse me anon, but that should be 'anime', not 'animes'"
>all his buddies giggle, he starts talking to my girl
>about to walk away and play sudoku
>suddenly he tells the girl naruto got him interested in ninjas, which is why he wears a headband and carries nunchucks
>turn 180 degrees and walk backwards
>"actually, president-sama, that should be 'ninja', not 'ninjas', and 'nunchaku', not 'nunchucks'"
>he turns bright red and leaves
>he quits the club out of shame
>i become club president
>girl is now my gf

>>10563235
Then I was right to delete it.

This is shitposting not goodposting.

>NEET all over the floor
>parents get home and go nuts
>blame it on the dog
>he gets put down

>>10563239
cool haiku dude

>>10563243
Did you moonwalk?

>>10563251
Holy fuck this actually made me laugh. I feel so bad.

Is this OC?

>First day at work, get a text message.
>"Are you taking it easy?"
>Immediately drop everything and sprint home as fast as I possibly can.
>Notice my apartment door is open, I'm too late.
>Slowly move my hands from my face and peek inside.
>Entire apartment is covered in shit, piss, blood and cum.
>Shit jammed up the faucets, in my USB drives, dripping from the shit-covered ceiling, my Touhou figs are dripping with hot glue.
>Message is carved into the finely caked shit covering my floor.
>"I f*cked you're Touhou."

JAYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

i cum on dog sh barks at penis

>>10563230
ahhahhahahahaahah