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Do you live your life by the CODE OF THE OTAKU?

>> No.10561692

i think we all shoul reply to each others shitposts so we all feel like w have friends

>> No.10561689
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10561689

No.
I exercise, try to get back in social life and don't even watch anime.

>> No.10561695

I live by whatever /jp/ says to do. I dumped by gf and quit my job.

>> No.10561707

the fuck you are talking about ass bandit

>> No.10561730
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10561730

I want revenge, you fucking bitch.
Do you remember me?
Jealous NEETs still envy. Quit hating on me.

TURN THE LIGHTS ON, SHOT GUN, FLIP THE SWITCH ON
SHOT GUN PUMP, KICKBACK LEAVE YOUR WRIST NUMB
THERE'S A WAR GOING ON OUTSIDE, NO MAN IS SAFE FROM SUDO

FUCK THE NEETS THAT WE'RE HATING
I GOT YOUR BODY BAGS

>> No.10561733

Girlfriend, nice job, nice house, and I still manage to play video games.

I guess you could say I'm an otaku when I'm not working. ;)

>> No.10561736
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10561736

I want revenge, you fucking bitch.
Do you remember me?
Jealous NEETs still envy. Quit hating on me.

TURN THE LIGHTS ON, SHOT GUN, FLIP THE SWITCH ON
SHOT GUN PUMP, KICKBACK LEAVE YOUR WRIST NUMB
THERE'S A WAR GOING ON OUTSIDE, NO MAN IS SAFE FROM SUDO

FUCK THE NEETS THAT WERE HATING
I GOT YOUR BODY BAGS

>> No.10561763
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>>10561682
>>10561730
>>10561736

>> No.10561779

>>10561763
Translation from australia

AHAHAHA omfg

i cant BELIEVE what he made take place

>> No.10561796

>>10561689
Why are you here you piece of shit?

>> No.10561799

>>10561796
I don't know.

>> No.10561812
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10561812

I dont have a smart phone my computer is low range I play otaku games made by otakus I wanna taste a dick and dress cute girl clothes and I only browse /jp/... Is this the OTAKU CODE??

>> No.10561817

>>10561812
Honestly, sounds like /v/ to me.

>> No.10561822
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>>10561817
But I don't like v....

>> No.10561829

>>10561822

Go there, post a picture of you dressed in girl clothes and you get sex hook ups as far as your ass can be stretched.

>> No.10561830
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>>10561829
Stop that I'm not a slut!

>> No.10561836

I live my life by the　武士道 code wich I follow 100%

>> No.10561843
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>>10561796
Last I checked this is OTAKU culture not LOSER culture.

>> No.10561847

What's the code?

>> No.10561862

>>10561843
Please stop hurting me

>> No.10561865

>>10561830
Really ?

All the crossdressers I've met so far are slightly exibitionistic.

>> No.10561866

>>10561812
I wasn't gay but since I come here I really want a jp boyfriend like you.

>> No.10561869

>>10561862
Well maybe you'll shut yer damn trap next time you think about asking rude questions.

>> No.10561871

>>10561830
Do you have an email address so we can be friends?

I will let you taste my dick but only if we fall in love with each other.

>> No.10561877

>>10561865
where do you meet them

>> No.10561881

>>10561869
Let me suck your dick to make up for it

>> No.10561886

Is there an irc jp uses?

>> No.10561888

>>10561881
I'm not all that gay, but thank you for the kind offer.

>> No.10561890

>>10561886
irc.sageru.org #jp

>> No.10561891

>>10561886
rizon
#zeth

>> No.10561894

>>10561891
>>10561890
thanks guys

>> No.10561895
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>>10561865
I'm not a crossdresser I just wanna try cute girl clothes and panties...

>>10561871
No way I bet you're a foreigner!

>> No.10561899

>>10561888
who cares? blowjobs feel good dude

>> No.10561904

>>10561895
I'm not that guy and I just want to be friends with you! You don't want to be friends?

>> No.10561902

>>10561895
Foreign to where? I really want to be your friend please.

>> No.10561908

>>10561899
Well you'd have to be cute and have a soft voice.

>> No.10561911
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>>10561895
Thats what a crossdresser does.

>> No.10561915

>>10561908
Fine bully just forget it. Maybe if I got super skinny I could be cute in a feminine sense.

>> No.10561923
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>>10561902
I'm not telling, then you'll come to my country and you won't be a foreigner anymore and then I'll really have yo be your friend...

>>10561904
Friends are cool, but they're too much pressure. I like everyone but I don't wanna have too many close friends because then I won't have any alone time... But thank you for wanting to be my friend! You're nice!

>>10561911
No! A crossdresser does other things!

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>>10561915
Work on it, doll. Get back to me.

>> No.10561939

>>10561923
Well then. Tell me.

What do they do then ?
How do you call someone who wears the opposite genders clothes, just because they like those clothes more ?

I call that a fucking crossdresser.

>> No.10561948

PISS

>> No.10561951

>>10561923
You're too cute. I can't stand not to be your friend.

Please won't you let us try to be friends?

>> No.10561953

>>10561895
i actually like wearing my boxer briefs when i feel like putting a skirt on. the boyishness of them contrasts with the girly clothing.

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>>10561939
You're a bad person and I don't want to talk about what crossdressers do because I'm in a safe for work board, I bet you're just trying to get me banned!

>>10561951
I'm not cute all the time and if you wanna be my friend just because you think I'm cute then you'd really really be disappointed and I'd be in tons of pressure to be cute even when I don't wanna...

>>10561953
I want to try stuff like this too!

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>>10561969
>You're a bad person

Ahahaha, oh wow.
I just want that you label yourself as one.

So you still think crossdressing is something lewd ?

>> No.10561982

>>10561969
I don't care, I would still want to be your friend even if you're weren't cute.

Do you have an email address or something?

>> No.10561981
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>>10561973
I'm not talking with you anymore!!

>> No.10561987

>>10561969
>>10561981
I really hate you crossdressing subhumans so much.

Just shut the hell up already.

>> No.10561989
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>>10561981
Really ?

Too bad.
I actually thought I found someone else with no sexual interest in women clothing. Someone to share the feeling of wearing skirts and dresses.

What a shame.

Why is every crossdresser just so shy as fuck ? [/sooiler]

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10561996

I'll cross dress for you people~

I'm over 200 lbs. and 6 feet tall with some acne~

>> No.10561998

get wrecked homo nerds, i'll fucking you all

>> No.10561999

>>10561989
>>10561987
>>10561973
Please stop bullying my friend!

>> No.10562010

>>10561989
You are not practicing /jp/ posting habits. Please study the board a bit more before making posts.

>> No.10562005

>>10561982
I'm sorry but I'm too shy... But I'm always on /jp/ and I only browse /jp/ so we'll be seeing each other all the time!

And I'm not a homo!

>> No.10562018

>>10561989
Please do not misuse the spoiler function. Please return to your board of origin.

>> No.10562015

>>10561932
I can't I don't have a cute voice.

>> No.10562021

>>10562018
Get the fuck out virgin

>> No.10562023

>>10561969
But we will never know its you. Are you sure you can be alone and talk to us on skype or whatever.

>> No.10562029

>>10562005
It doesn't matter if you're shy, we'll still be anonymous.

Please give me your email address. I want to be your friend more than anything.

>> No.10562037
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>>10562023
Us? What do you mean us?

And that's why /jp/ is the best because I can be anything I want and everyone is still my friend!

>>10562029
You're so pushy.... I'm feeling vulnerable too much...

>> No.10562038

>>10561895
I tried cute girl clothes.

It turned me into a trap. My best friend almost fucked me, but he got nervous and now doesn't wanna do it...

>> No.10562050

>>10562037
Sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel vulnerable. I just want to be your friend that badly.

I will stop now.

>> No.10562059

>>10562015
Unfortunate, I guess you'll never taste cock then.

>> No.10562061
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10562061

who OTACOOL here

>> No.10562062

>>10561996
JUST DIE ALREADY FATTIE

>> No.10562082
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>>10562050
I'm really sorry for making you feel bad... But I'm on /jp/ and don't you forget it! Also maybe you think I'm someone that I'm not...

>> No.10562090

>>10562082
I don't even have many friends and wish you would be my friend.

>> No.10562087

>>10562059
I don't want it. Besides most people would take a bl from anybody.

>> No.10562099

>>10561730
>>10561736
Sudo-kun~

>> No.10562096

>>10562038
You use email or anything?

>> No.10562101

>>10562087
Please don't call me a slut. I will only let someone taste my dick if we love each other.

>> No.10562112

>>10562096
Yeah.

Email me if you want.

>> No.10562114
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>>10562090
Why don't you post your e-mail? You'll get tons of /jp/ friends! Maybe... Maybe even me...?

>> No.10562122

Is there a name for getting enjoyment out of things that make you cringe a lot?

>> No.10562124

>>10562114
Please be gentle.

>> No.10562144

>>10562122
Autism.

Just kidding it's schadenfreude.

>> No.10562150

>>10562124
>this nigga again
(quoting my own thoughts)

i hate you so much. please get a grip on yourself instead of begging on /jp/ for "friends"

>> No.10562158

All my previous landlords evicted me for floorshitting. I tried to tell them about the Otaku Code, but none of them understood. Fucking normals.

>> No.10562191

>>10562150
What did he do? Why are you mad at him? What happened? Please tell me!

>> No.10562192

>>10562150
I'm happy that you remember me, even if it's hatred.

Thank you anon.

>> No.10562212

Anons can email me if they want

spudsandstuffing@gmail.com

>> No.10562263

I want to write a religion

>> No.10562681

you know, i trimmed my butt hair to look better in panties and its amazing how much nicer to wipe after going to the bathroom without hair.

there are benefits.

>> No.10562885

>>10562681
Why not shave it entirely? Using wax, of course.

>> No.10562900

the two faggots in the thread are giving me a boner

>> No.10562904

>>10562900
Which two faggots?

>> No.10562908

>>10562885
im pretty much terrified of that for a few reasons. i dont think i need to put myself through that pain when i can just shave it every other morning; it's not that big a deal really.

>> No.10562913

OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU COLLECT GOVERNMENT BENEFITS
BEING A SHUT IN IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND

>> No.10562917

>>10562908
It didn't hurt for me. The only thing you need to be careful about is cleaning up the area and then adding cream so it doesn't irritate. Doesn't it feel itchy if you shave? I thought you just trimmed it.

>> No.10562919

>>10562913

>> No.10562924

>>10562913
I don't collect any government benefits because I don't know how but I have never worked and don't have any qualification.

Am I still allowed to post here?

>> No.10562994

>>10562924
Will you make posts about otaku culture? -> Yes -> You may post here.

>> No.10563223

>>10562917
i just used the word trim. i just shave it as best as i can with cream and a razor. im surprised at how well im able to get it down. honestly, id recommend it to everyone, man or woman, wearing skirts or not, because it really does make things a whole lot easier.

>> No.10563307

Where do you shop for your female clothes online?
Are there any brands/retailers to avoid?

I don't crossdress sexually, It's just really comfy for me so I'm shooting for comfort over sex appeal on this one.

>> No.10563322

>>10563307
most of the cute stuff i see on amazon are sold by chinese retailers, so i would recommend staying away from merchant sellers there, as if there are any other types of sellers on amazon these days.

>> No.10563445

>>10563441
I think it's really cute when people say "omg". Are you really cute?

>> No.10563441

>>10562908
>>10562917
>>10563223

omg what's the problem!?

there are so many ways to remove hair permanently, you don't have to use wax

>> No.10563453

>>10563445
I like that phrase, too

I'm atheist, but I'm not using it ironically

>> No.10563461

>>10563445
No, I'm not

I'm a guy

>> No.10563499

>>10563461
Guys can be cute too!

>> No.10563517

>>10563322
Are chinese merchents bad? This guide recommends to use a chinese service to find cute clothing.

http://pastebin.com/B2KSFQUM

>> No.10563522

>>10563517
They are bad our western merchants good goy

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i was trolling this thread the entire time, its amazing how gullible you all are

pure mindfuckery

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