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Will you be my boyfriend /jp/!

>> No.10559178

You don't have one already? Pathetic.

>> No.10559180

Hope you're into fat dudes.

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>> No.10559186
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10559186

No, I hate you

>> No.10559192
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10559192

The few boys among us are already taken!

>> No.10559187

>>10559186
Wh-what!?

>> No.10559193
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>>10559177

>> No.10559188

Maybe if you were a cute girl instead of a Touhou.

>> No.10559195

hope youre into 5'4 107 lb white dudes.

>> No.10559199

>>10559195
That sounds super hot though

>> No.10559200
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10559200

My heart is reserved for Saya!

>> No.10559205

Sorry, my mind is not a safe place for you.

>> No.10559202

Hope you're into slightly overweight dudes.

>> No.10559206

>>10559205
That makes it all the better

>> No.10559211

>>10559192
>>10559178
Since when did everyone get boyfriends

>> No.10559213
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10559213

no

>> No.10559214

2loli4me

>> No.10559216 [DELETED] 
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>>10559200

>> No.10559225

>>10559177
>Will you be my boyfriend /jp/!

Don't be silly Satori, boys can't have boyfriends.

>> No.10559229

>>10559225
Boy love is true love

>> No.10559243

But I'm a girl!

>> No.10559249

>>10559243
do you have a penis

>> No.10559263

Nah, where's Koishi?

>> No.10559264

>>10559199
its pretty sad that because ive never had any love or a friend in 10 years things like this by unknown people on a board about having sex with japanese cartoon characters get me embarrassed.

>> No.10559265

>>10559249
Girls can have penises

>> No.10559266

>>10559229
Boy love is gay love, slay the gay.

>> No.10559272

>>10559264
Thanks for the info.

>> No.10559271

>>10559264
I'd kiss you and tussle your hair cutie

>> No.10559273

>>10559266
please don't bully

>> No.10559278
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>>10559266
I used to be slaying gays, but then I took a big cock in ass :3

>> No.10559290
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>>10559266
lay the gay

>> No.10559285

That feel when qt3.14 /jp/ bf

>> No.10559286

>>10559278
Please stop following me and pasting that everywhere.

>> No.10559291

>>10559285
how? is he cute?

>> No.10559292

>>10559285
You don't know that feel nerd. No one on /jp/ does.

>> No.10559294

>>10559291
There was a thread a while back that we exchanged contact info in, and of course!

>> No.10559304

>>10559300
i'd fuck that girl dude

>> No.10559305

>>10559294
Every person I have met from /jp/ has been autistic or just plain crazy, are you saying he is neither? Please don't lie.

>> No.10559299

>>10559294
You're a liar. Please stop, I don't want to get my hopes up

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>>10559291
judge for yourself

>> No.10559311

>>10559299
It's true, though. It just so happened that we only live about an hour away from each other.

>>10559300
please don't pretend to be me, that isn't very nice

>>10559305
Well, you can still be cute and crazy at the same time, so I guess I'm not really saying that.

>> No.10559308

>>10559305

Where do you fit?

>> No.10559309

>>10559304
I'm the girl ;)

>> No.10559315

>>10559305
Crazy can be attractive, but autistic can't be.

>> No.10559322

>>10559315

>Crazy can be attractive

In girls, not in nerdlords.

>> No.10559321

>>10559311
tips on getting qt3.14/jp/bf

>> No.10559328

>>10559321
You just gotta believe!

>> No.10559326

>>10559311
>>10559315
Crazy is never cute or attractive.

>> No.10559329 [DELETED] 

Any 415s up for a cocksuck meetup?

>> No.10559332

>>10559322
>>10559326
Define crazy then. I've met boys who fall into what I consider kinda crazy but I think it's really cute.

>> No.10559346

>>10559311
have you h-held hands

>> No.10559350

I'll be your boyfriend /jp/

If this board could be personified irl I would date it. I bet it'd be really cute.

>> No.10559351

>>10559326
>Crazy is never cute or attractive.

Tell that to Charles Manson.

>> No.10559356

>>10559351
There's a difference between cute crazy and psychotic/sociopathic crazy

>> No.10559364

>>10559356
Many people found Charles Manson attractive.

>> No.10559365

>>10559363
It's hard to explain

>> No.10559363

>>10559356
What is cute crazy?

>> No.10559366

>>10559351
It is totally cute when a girl cuts your name on her chest for you!

I mean that is basically pure love right there.

>> No.10559368

>>10559365
Try your best because I think you are making it up.

>> No.10559373

>>10559366
that is cute. I want a cute boy to be completely loving to me, and attached and dependent. That's a dream to me.

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10559371

Any 415s up for a cocksuck meetup?
I can host.

>> No.10559376

>>10559368
Like mild yandere.

>> No.10559380
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10559380

Any 415's up for a cocksuck meetup?
I can host.

>> No.10559382

>>10559376
without the murder part, and just the clingy/dependent part

>> No.10559386

>>10559380
>>10559371
no sorry. no stop posting

>> No.10559395

>>10559346
Of course~

>> No.10559399

>>10559395
that's lewd. h-how was it?

>> No.10559402

>>10559399
Was really nice. He fingered my bum and everything.

>> No.10559408

>>10559402
w-what!

>> No.10559416

>>10559408
We were holding hands, and then he gave me the slip and the next thing I know his soft fingers were massaging my prostate. I came all over his face.

>> No.10559422

>>10559402
eww! that's disgusting!

>> No.10559432

>>10559416
that's really lewd, but I got a boner

how does having your prostate massaged by someone else feel?

>> No.10559436

If you close your eyes and pretend, can 3D boys feel like 2D girls?

>> No.10559437

>>10559422
It's a natural thing for two men in love to do.

>>10559432
It feels way better than doing it yourself, but the best part is cuddling afterwards.

>> No.10559440

>>10559437
did he fuck you? what does getting fucked feel like? is it like getting fingered or what?

>> No.10559443

>>10559437
Boys are so lewd though. I can't imagine a boy who likes cuddling.

>> No.10559446

>>10559436
I really don't want to try and experiment.

>> No.10559448
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>>10559443
I love cuddling....

>> No.10559451

>>10559440
Yes he did. It hurts at first, but then it feels really really good. There's no comparison.

>> No.10559456

>>10559451
hmpf... i'm jealous

>> No.10559458

I would get a /jp/ boyfriend but I feel like boys in general are too rough and not soft enough.

>> No.10559454

>>10559443

I like cuddling. Just no one to cuddle with.

>> No.10559460

please select the following to help me understand

>a) ITT: girls wanting boys wanting 2d girls
>b) ITT: neckbeards

>> No.10559461

>>10559380
im in the 415!

>> No.10559466

>>10559463
Yes, cuddling is way better than sex.

>> No.10559463

>>10559448
>>10559454
r-really..?

>> No.10559465

>>10559463
yes

>> No.10559467

>>10559458
Boys can be very soft....

>> No.10559469

>>10559466

What does "sex" feel like?

>> No.10559471

>>10559460
a & b

>> No.10559474
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>>10559461
Wanna fuck?

>> No.10559485

>>10559469
You know that filled up feeling you get right before you take a big shit? It's like that and fapping at the same time.

>> No.10559490

>>>/hm/

>> No.10559491

>>10559487
you and me both anon

>> No.10559487

This thread is turning me gay.

>> No.10559493

>>10559485

I don't think I ever want to have sex.

>> No.10559495

>>10559491
*w-whips out dick*

>> No.10559497

>>10559493
The simple fact is that the genitalia and anus are disgusting places. Once you get past that fact, you are well on your way to becoming a professional homosexual.

>> No.10559501

>>10559402
>>10559416
I really wish you wouldn't pretend to be me

>> No.10559505

>>10559495
a-anon i um...

>> No.10559518

>>10559380
818 / 747

i dont know what it feels like to hold anyone else

>> No.10559524

I just want to dress up like a girl and have a guy treat me like a piece of meat. Is that so much to ask?

>> No.10559525

>>10559518
Maybe we will be together when they complete that train.

>> No.10559532

>>10559524
Craigslist. If you look hard enough you can even find someone attractive to do it.

>> No.10559534
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>> No.10559536

>>10559525
i hope you didnt vote on that.

>> No.10559540

>>10559534
i dont look like that. im much too tiny.

>> No.10559541

>>10559532
Gross, I don't want AIDS.

>> No.10559543

>>10559536
It's not like I'm paying for it either way. Might as well have it.

>> No.10559546

>>10559534
>ITT

>> No.10559555

>>10559541
yes you do. you just don't know it yet.

>> No.10559556

>>10559555
This thread is making me want to get AIDS.

>> No.10559577

Please stop reminding me that I will never have cute /jp/ friend

>> No.10559582

>>10559577
please quit reminding me that i will never have a /jp/ friend period.

>> No.10559589

>>10559582

I'd be friends with you.

>> No.10559597

>>10559577
>>10559582
>>10559589
I bet you're all bullies anyways

>> No.10559600
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>>10559589
>mfw this is the best day ever

>> No.10559606

>>10559597
>implying someone that never talks to anyone is a bully

>> No.10559615

>>10559606
You post on /jp/. At the very least you're a crossboarder.

Also, you're bullying the quoting function.

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10559626

I c-can't hold it any longer mang! I-i want to stick my meat pole into someone!!!

>> No.10559638

>>10559615
>you're bullying the quoting function
please explain.

>> No.10559644

>>10559638
You're supposed to use the quoting function to quote posts, not make implications.

>> No.10559648

>>10559644
my bad i've been on /b/ too long

>> No.10559661

>>10559648
>/b/

why?

>> No.10559682

>>10559661
its different a place to post random conversations lots of bitcoin threads.

don't get me wrong im on /jp/ alot more

>> No.10559681

>>10559626
>meat pole
i like when 肉棒 is used in my porn games for some strange reason

>> No.10559689

>>10559626
Hmm.. yes. You might do.

>> No.10559709

>>10559626
Stick it into my overweight, hairy man ass

>> No.10559720

>>10559682
>bitcoin

Hah. People still unironically do that?

>> No.10559724

>>10559720
yea exchange rate 30USD = 1BTC

>> No.10559746

>>10559724
Mining stoped being profitable long ago. Bitcoins will be another eternal September: "I mined bitcoins when you could actually make money from it..."

>> No.10559752

>>10559724
its still profitable now in fact bitcoin value is skyrocketing

>> No.10559754

>>10559724
I'll suck your dick for a bitcoin ;)

>> No.10559759

>>10559754
well.....idk....Nitori said don't give bitcoins for oral sex....

>> No.10559770

i sometimes feel so lonely these days that ive taken to crossdressing in a skirt to attempt to feel attractive to myself in some way.

its amazing how a skirt and high socks really point out just how girly my body is and i never really noticed before. unfortunately my face is just too boyish.

>> No.10559777

>>10559770
when you masturbate, try to position yourself so you cum on your face. it will help soften your face and make you more girly

>> No.10559781

>>10559770
>>10559777
dafuq anon?
serously...dafuq

>> No.10559783

>>10559777
taking pics also helps

>> No.10559785

>>10559777
too many bullies on the board. cant we all just be nice to others who jerk it to touhou porno.

>> No.10559805

Sometimes I think back to my past when I was younger, and I think about ravaging my ass.

I wonder what past me would think about some overweight bastard coming through a time rift to rape him anally.

>> No.10559842

>>10559781
>>10559785
cum is great for the skin, go google it nerds

>> No.10559886

>>10559842
Doesn't it also calm women down if you cum on them too?

>> No.10559888

faggots.

>> No.10559890

>>10559886
in them but yea

>> No.10559899

>>10559888
eh. not like a woman would take notice of me.

i just want a friend, really.

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