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As in cow meat?

please describe further

guys I think he's talking about his penis!

>>10553414
That would be bad, she would probably tear it off and eat it.

speaking of meat i went to gyukaku last night.

it was okay.

>>10553414


:O

> if you know what I mean
No I don't, please explain?

That looks like an apron, I bet she could cook your meat perfectly.

if you want a rumia thread op, you should just say so.

>>10553746

>>10553762
I knew what he was going to say before opening the file because of the file name. I wasn't surprised. I want my money I pay for my internet to browse /jp/ with back.

>>10553789

The third Rumia thread in three days?! /jp/ I am proud of you

>>10553398
Gainamon's doujins are always top shelf quality

It's a shame he must sexualize little Rumia always.

Rumikitty

>>10553877
what's wrong with sexualizing rumia?

>>10553909
She is a cute and innocent girl, who is to be protected.

Please do not sexualize little Rumia.

>>10553930
How can an cannibal be innocent? Murderous wretch deserves no puerile treatment

>>10553906
>>10553901
Kitties are so nice
Kitties are so nice
Sit them down
Spin them round
Tickle their bellies twice
Kitties are so nice

>>10553944
Rumia is a youkai, and is only following her instincts!

It is wrong to bully her because of this.

>>10553959
I won't bully her, but I won't pamper her unless she is gagged

>>10553930
i always thought of her as just a low-level boss loli.

>>10554103
How can she tell you how much she loves you if she is gagged?

>>10554113
No disrespect, but you might want to think some more about her.
I have always considered her the perfect loli of the Touhou universe. She is so innocent, and so free, yet she hides a deceptive power and hunger from within~

>>10554132
She is like a cute shark. Would you show your affection if such creature were unrestrained? I wouldn't risk it.

Rumidoggy!

>>10554141
Sharks chew on things to find out what they are. I'd hope Rumia is a bit smarter than that.

>>10554148
That's not being fair to sharks. Their hands aren't very good at object manipulation so they work with what they have.
Ampullae of lorenzini don't solve everything.

>>10554141
Do not restrain your mind with common sense!

Show your true emotion for the little carnivore girl.

>>10554132
but, she eats people.

>>10554198
Small potatoes, dear anon.

>>10554222
true enough, nothing of value would be lost.

>>10554245
ZUN does imply that humans that wind up in Gensokyo are those that would not be missed, such as suicides and criminals

I want to feed Rumia my penis, if you know what I mean.

>>10554262
damn, guess i won't end up there, then. my family would probably miss me, even if i did go by suicide.

>>10554281

truNEETtip: kill your family first to be sure of entering Gensokyo!

>>10554281
I guess the only way is to become a youkai yourself.

You could live with Rumia forever, hunting humans and not caring about the rest of the world!

>>10554296
If you kill 1000 youkai, you can become one.

>>10554296
>>10554306
cool.

but if i live with rumia forever, i'm gonna sexualize her and have her do all kinds of naughty things with me.

>>10554321
cute Youmu

>>10554321
That is not okay at all. It is never okay to sexualize little girls.

Please reconsider your intentions, and ally yourself with the forces of justice.

>>10554325
could've sworn it was rumi, oh well

>>10554306
I thought all you had to do was eat corpses and youkai flesh?

This is a lot harder than I previously thought!

>>10553789
I knew what he was going to say because I could kind of read it from the thumbnail. It's kind of cool how many different ways there are to appreciate a thread.

>>10554334
Youmu does not have red eyes
Her ribbon is usually worn on the right side of her head and is attached to a hairband
She is usually accompanied by her ghost half

>>10554333
but what if she wants to do naughty things too?

surely she must be curious, and even she may get strange urges from time to time.

>>10554343
i should slap myself

>>10554357
In such a case, I would certainly hope that you would guide her through her sexual development.

It is imperative that she learn how to take care of her body and develop a positive and healthy attitude towards sex!

>>10554368
now you're talkin'.

>>10554399
Now, now! This is not a licence to take advantage of Rumia's innocence!

Above all, she must be cared for and protected.

You must wait until she is mature enough for you to give her the D.

>>10554412
But she is. Or do you hate people being happy?

She must be pretty evil to be so cheerful about eating humans. Not even the slightest amount of guilt.

>>10554412
if she doesn't eat my D first.

or laugh at it.

or both.

>>10554417
i dunno, i'm pretty cheerful when i get to eat fish or chicken sandwiches. it's just food to her, you know?

>>10554433
The difference is that humans are highly intelligent.

>>10554415
Well, if satisfying Rumia's curiosities ensures her happiness...then I guess one would have no choice but to help her do so~

>>10554420
You could always enlist the help of a table corner...

>>10554457
sounds neat

>>10554449
been around facebook lately?

>>10554483
I don't have a facebook. Are you trying to say that valuing human life makes me a normal? Because that's pretty silly.

I like Rumia, but eating people who are capable of having actual conversations with you and being happy while doing it is pretty cold. I don't know how people could seriously call her innocent.

>>10554500
i don't know how people could seriously take this thread seriously.

>>10554528
Sorry, I'm autistic.

>>10554500
This is /jp/, please leave your common sense at the door, we are trying to discuss the optimal conditions for having constructive sexual relations with cannibal lolis

thank you

>>10554561
of course, she likes more than just human meat, apparently. dango, for instance.

>>10554685
And mochi to boot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BosZxa1bYcE

>>10554748
and mcdonald's.

>>10555412
Rumia is a youkai, eating humans is not cannibalism!

>>10556039
What a messy eater. She needs someone to clean her up.