/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kill all NEETs

>>10542378

Oh really? How interesting.

I NEETed on the floor for the first time today and dad rubbed my nose in it.

I didn't dare tell him I got an erection when he did that.

Please delete the image.

>>10542392

That didn't make sense friend.

I've started to save my semen in a 2L pepsi bottle

>>10542404

That is really gross.

>>10542395

I only had one picture. Why do you want me to delete my one picture?

I don't really see why women complain of macho men.
I'll be the happiest person on earth if a married a girl and told me:
"No man of mine is ever going to work!"
I mean she.. she would make me very happy..

>>10542404

pics

>>10542416
Sadly most of the time you'll either have to be extremely attractive or find a wealthy ugly girl.

>>10542416

I want to marry a rich woman.

>>10542409
Not really, it doesn't smell

Whenever you are ready to blow your load you open it quickly, cum inside, then close it before the stank comes out.

>>10542416

If a woman doesn't want to pay for your lifestyle she is just a gold digging tramp.

>>10542418
Why?
I've seen many rich handsome men marry some one not by their looks but because of their culture or personality.
>>10542419
Not just rich, I've seen many rich dikes who neglect their husbands.

>>10542425
>neet
>good personality

I bet you're a real treat to be around

>>10542425

I just want money, I don't want to have sex with girls.

>>10542430

I'm sure he's a really nice guy who's just going through a hard time.

>>10542432
What do you offer them in return?

>>10542437
a fake life

companionship

>>10542437

Household chores and cuddling.

a spider in my room, some big black one. I hit it with a roll of paper towels but it didn't even do anything and it started to run away, I went to get a shoe and I came back it was gone

no sleep for me tonight

>>10542430
You really haven't read any Russian lit have you? Hell even jap lit has some likable, witty and charming NEETs.
Not that I am but it is possible for me to be liked.
>>10542436
Yeah I meant they neglect them monetarily.

>>10542448

As long as they don't kick me out of the house.

>>10542444
I'm glad we get nothing scary in Canada other than Huntsmen

I hate bugs

>"anon go live your life, leave the house"
>"no"

unless they actually force me out I'm not going anywhere

It's too comfy here and outside is scary

>>10542442
>>10542443
Boytoy HR specialist here. What distinguishes you from the other qualified candidates and why do you think you deserve better compensation and benefits than standard maids and personal assistants?

>>10542444

Spiders are pretty cute. They won't hurt you. Whenever I see a spider I just talk to him for a couple minutes and the leave him alone. I've never been bit or died or anything.

my youtube makes 4.00 a month from adsense

I was hoping to create a rolling growth but the best I can do is 60 subs and 20 cents a day.

I guess I can keep trying until youtube cracks down on let's play vids.

I almost went the whole day without having to speak to my mother but then said she yelled good night at me through the door. I didn't answer.

I've been neeting it up in my room for almost a year now...if I get kicked out i will just live with my dad. he doesnt care im a failure either.

>>10542467

I quit. The outside world is too harsh and judgmental.

>>10542467
I have a degree in blabbering and confusing, aka philosophy.
I know many languages and I am very cultured in gook porn.
I've also been told I am very cute, almost like a girl.

>>10542477
stick it to that bitch

how dare she expect you to get a job, this isn't the 50's where jobs grew on trees

>>10542477
What if she died tomorrow before you get to say something to her? What a jerk.

"So what do you do on the weekends?"

Dammit, what kind of question is that for a Chiropractor to ask me?

I simply answered "ah well not much, i'm not a really exciting person" but I felt like shit telling her that

>>10542488
it doesn't really matter

they ask everyone those questions

do you think she actually cares?

>>10542489
Yes

I've never been to a chiropractor.

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>>10542491

Do you want to marry her or something?

>>10542495
OH GOD YES

>>10542416
>women complain of macho men.
What? I thought Hollywood and Disney conditioned women to love strong and handsome Joe sixpacks who can snap necks like twigs to get to them and protect them.

>>10542491
You could google a list of well known books, learn some names and tell her you're reading them

>>10542513

I want to marry Gaston.

>>10542497
I don't want to be seen as less of a person for my not having a life. Especially since I have to see this person repeatedly. I'd rather just stay indoors than know i'm being shat on in a person's head.

>>10542520

I don't see you as less of a person. You have full personhood with me.

>>10542516
But what if I name a book she read?

>>10542521
You are also not my chiropractor or are someone I have to see regularly.
But thank you

>>10542520
But you have a life, you just don't have a normie life.
You should feel superior to her.