/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't think there's anything I don't like.

I don't think she is wearing panties.

>>10536944
Don't look!

I prefer 12-14.

>>10536943

Do you like it when they have to go home because they have to do their homework?

>>10536952
Do you normally have lolis hanging around you after they get out of school?

>>10536952
Well no...ok you got me there. Good one anon

Holy fucking shit stop creating these same shitty threads over and over again.

I like everything about them. What's the lewdest thing you would do to your loli?

I'd lick the ass sweat of my favorite 3D loli.

>>10536952
Helping them out with their homework helps build a good relationship with both the parents and the child. Hypothetically speaking.

>>10536952
Yes. I love it.

>>10536971
I haven't thought much about this. There isn't much I wouldn't do.

What I don't like about loli is that they might send me to jail ;_;

>>10536988
Having normal fun with a loli won't get anyone in jail. Having lewd fun might get someone put in jail.

>>10536988
Don't worry about that. Anyone could send you to jail. It's easy to plant evidence and frame people.

I want to fuck a real loli.

>>10536971
Btw, this is my favorite 3D loli >>10535697

>>10536999

I don't want lolis to go to jail! ;_;

>>10537007
Please don't do lewd things with LauraB. She's too cute.

The shape of a loli is perfect, in terms of body:head proportion, flat chest, etc.
Why are lolis so perfect?

>>10537005

>>10537019
She is Lera now. Surprisingly, she is way, way cuter as a preteen than she was as a little girl.

>>10537005
OVER THE LINE

YOU'VE JUST OVERSTEPPED YOUR MARK

UNACCEPTABLE, ABSOLUTELY INTOLERABLE

SOMEONE REPORT THIS FUCKER TO THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

NOTHING SHORT OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

>>10537027
They are a miracle of the universe. Nothing is more perfect.

I like a loli's curiosity, her cheerful attitude, her small stature, her smooth skin, her voice, and her smile.

>>10537019
Sorry but... I... kinda want to see her ass crack.

Why are loli socks and panties so soft?

Sometimes I wonder what exact explanation for my lolicon is. Flat chests dont turn me on that much,
Maybe something to do with my unreciprocated crush/lack of romance when I was at that age.

>>10537075
Any clothes they wear magically become 10 times more soft.

>>10537080

That's deep.

>>10537080
Same here.

The whole "OMG flat chest!" thing is retarded. It isn't the point at all.

>>10537089
>>10537080
Flat chest is a step in the right direction, though. Plus loli with boobs is a total turn-off.

I want to be a loving father to a loli, but I also want to fuck a loli.

How can I help my inner Jekyll defeat my inner Hyde? Hopefully I will eventually turn out like that one doujin where a scruffy hikki otaku constructs two lolis to fuck, but when he sees their cuteness he immediately repents, turns his life around, and becomes a loving father to his two wards.

>>10537102

I love moms.

>>10537084
>>10537075
I think it's because their moms use fabric softener so their adorable baby girl feels comfy.

>>10537089
I don't know about you, but I find myself oddly attracted to loli flat chests. I don't know why. They usually wear no training bras, so when they wear a tight fitting shirt there's not really much left to the imagination. That single piece of fabric clinging to her flat chest, showing exactly how little there is there, is a very big turnon to me. Don't really understand it.

>>10537099
The only way to beat Hyde is to avoid situations where Hyde would emerge. You must cut yourself off from children.

>>10537098
Lolis can't have boobs. Maybe little buds, but that's all. What are you talking about?

>>10537111
That would be hell.

It's not like he can't control his desire without looking like a creep.

>>10537113
Yup, thats why the hypothetical lolis with boobs are freaks of nature.

>>10537080
I do not know either I just never changed when I grew up. I stopped liking girls after middle school. They became to big and I never changed. It was a horrible feeling in high school when it hit me like a brick that nothing was going to change and I'll never be satisfied. I like some guys around my age but that's where it ends. My sexuality is broken, I think it is because I while everyone was getting something I had the strongest desire but never got anything.

>>10537119

What if they did, though?

>>10537108
Everything you said is a turn on for me, too. But I hate it when people keep talking about it like it's important.

>>10537119
Oppai loli need love too

>>10537111
HURR IM DISCOURAGING THIS EVIL PEDO FROM RAPING CHILDREN DURR

Get out.

>>10537130

I sort of love them. I don't know what I'm supposed to feel when I look at them.

>>10537135
You're projecting.

>>10537122
>while everyone was getting something
You mean... talking with lolis? That's the most a elementary schooler can do.

>>10537111
I feared as much.

Well, I quit drugs by removing myself from situations where there were drugs present, or likely to be present. I guess if I want to truly exorcise this demon, I must do the same.

>>10537140
I'm not.

>>10537152
Being attracted to people isn't a drug, you brainwashed retard.

>>10537149
Then why would you make that assumption?

>>10537144
Do you think any elementary schoolers had sex together?

>>10537157

Trent Reznor disagrees.

It's sort of a weird fetish of mine, but I enjoy seeing young girls with adult accessories like tattoos and piercings.

This Henreader doujin made me cum buckets.
http://exhentai.org/g/567809/6e8ca9c360/

>>10537126
I know kids these days start to develop at a much younger age. But still, oppai loli is sort of like an oxymoron.

And while googling for fat 12 year old american girls with boobs, I found out that Dakota Fanning looks terrible now that she's matured.

>>10537157
>Being attracted to people isn't a drug
... do you want a medal for that observation? A gold star?

ｔｉｇｈｔ　ｖｕｌｖａ

>>10537157
It's a negative behavior that I want to end but cannot shake, for reasons that reside within.

The coping mechanisms are the same, regardless of the differences between the two sources of the problematic mental behavior.

>>10537108
undershirts/slips

>>10536937
height, body type, school based accessories. I don't even like the age or mentality, just the form. even 45 years old is fine if they look the part.

>>10537144
I had more I wanted. Maybe I was more sexual at a much younger age than others. I was always the jealous type of others too because I was also locked away in the house most of the time when I was much younger and never got to experience much of anything.

>>10537170
What about the girls wearing tank tops that show only one set of straps? What about that girl who bends forward and you can see down to her belly button?

I think the vast majority of girls don't wear anything like an undershirt or camisole. The first thing they'd probably wear is a training bra. A slip won't hide panties.

>>10537168
If you have problems of self control or something like that, go see a therapist.

Don't blame it on pedosexuality.

>>10537182
Who's blaming? Why are you so interested in making sure this guy doesn't remove himself from the presence of children, anyway?

>>10537170
If you only like their physical forms, maybe you are a pedoPHILE. Paraphilia. Get it?

Which one are you, /jp/? Pedophile or pedosexual?

I don't remember, does this usually happen? I swear the last loli thread only had minor psychology derails but with this one it's almost the entire thread.

>>10537201

It's too bad. I was hoping for more discussion on oppai lolis

>>10537201
Let's talk about loli smell.

>>10536971
Ass sweat? That's kind of hot.

It can't get lewder than that.

>>10537182
I sure as hell am not having my name and my family's name dirtied by having pedophilia associated by it by giving some shrink the opportunity to write down that I confessed to wanting to fuck little girls

Isolation is actually starting to sound rather good right about now
Shame I have to delete my loli folder
Oh well

>>10537072
Look at her face. Why would you want to see her butt crack? She'd feel embarrassed. All her self steem would disappear in an instant. Her pride... crushed.

How can anyone fap to that thought?

>>10537220
It's too late. Anything said now will sound horrible in context to everything already said.

>>10537220
Crayons, sugared sweat or milk?

>>10537232

You didn't really help yourself there.

>>10537220
My cousin's breath smells like cheap popsicles. That was two years ago, though.

Why is this thread still here?! Are you guys blind?!

The op is clearly an FBI agent and he is trying to crack down on innocent NEETS. That question in the op is too suspicious! Why would anyone not notice that?!

>>10537237
Milk.

>>10537232
Why? Why is humiliation so hot? It's the only reason I like asses.

I don't get it.

I still want a loli friend. It'd be nice to have someone cute to share desserts with.

>>10537220

>>10537220
How does a loli's room smell like?

>>10537220
They smell like nothing with a hint of sugared sweat.

>>10537272
I hate humiliation. Even though I like diapers.

>>10537299
Flowery and sweet.

>>10537220

Shampoo, spit, cookies, and some sour puke-like odor. It's gross.

>>10537299
my semen

>>10537305
You're thinking of a nursery, not a little girl.

>>10537280
Classic.

Do all of you seriously want to fuck little girls? If a little girl was transported to your room without anybody knowing, would you really have sex with her?

>>10537312

I work with children, I know the smell.

>>10537317
Yeah, as long as she wanted it and I could remove all evidence with magic.

I'd humiliate her if I could make her forget it with magic, too.

>>10537318
You work with little babies. We are talking about lolis. Older than 6.

>>10513497
I'd like to smell a elementary schooler's socks after PE class.

Would it smell different than other socks just because she is a loli?

>>10537322

Do you work with children, Anonymous? You do not know the smell.

>>10537321
I bet you're on some sort of watch list now.

>>10537325
I can say for certain it doesn't.

I'd like to smell a elementary schooler's socks after PE class.

Would it smell different than other socks just because she is a loli?

>>10537321
I just called the FBI with magic. Oh shi-

jk jk :P

>>10537317
Only if she was 2D.

>>10537327
What exactly is your work?

>>10537328
No. Magic doesn't exist.

>>10537331
I think it does.

>>10537338
Ahahaha, good one.

>>10537232
Fuck, I'm now looking at her face and the picture of an ass at the same time. I'm gonna cum. Uuuuuoooooooooohhhhh.

>>10537339

Sunday school

>>10537331
Why are you so certain?

>>10537361
Religious people smell weird in general, dude.

Hairless, slender legs, thoroughly undeveloped chest, and a cute little butt.

>>10537361
>A Sunday school is an institution designed to teach people, usually children, about Christianity, named such because most Christian churches meet on Sunday.
Christians treat their children like retards, of course they smell so weird. Fuck you and your Sunday school.

>>10537369

I didn't consider this!

>>10537357
Is it a picture of her ass? There's got to be one somewhere out theres.

>>10537361
Are you a catholic priest?

>>10537369

>Religious people smell weird in general

I agree with you if by religious people you mean anime fans and NEET's.

>>10537361
Are you pope?

>>10537182
Most people can't afford therapy. Especially not NEETs.

>>10537392
I don't smell like much of anything. Though maybe my room does a bit from so many piled up cardboard boxes in the corner.

>>10537409
Are you a loli? >>10537294

I want to fuck my 2 dimensional loli daughter and make her a mother to her own siblings.

When will technology grant me my desire?

>>10537458

Do you want to be your own grandpa?

>>10537458
Make a 2D loli and then create a story where she is fucked by your self insert character. All you needed was a pencil and some talent.

>>10537489
Can she be humiliated in front of the whole school instead of fucked?

>>10537458
Does the loli not age?

>>10537506
Sure whatever you want.

>>10537409

Yes you do. It's the same with third worlders who gotten used to the smell of shit so they don't notice the smell anymore.

>>10537528
Rather than third worlders, that sounds more like anyone who lives near a metropolitan city.

>>10536951
brofist

sorry i can't find the reaction image

>>10537537
I want to take a loli out into the wilderness so she can smell the fresh air and feel the bright sun on her skin. Then at night she can see all the stars and the rabbit on the moon.

>>10537545
And then under the moonlight, with only the sound of the wind rustling through the trees and the crickets chirping, we'd kiss.

きゃ～はは！

>>10537545
Eh, it really isn't that big of a deal.

I always found cities to be full of life, very lively. Full of opportunities.

The countryside is completely bereft of otaku culture-related products. All that exists is a B&N and a gaming store that carries a small collection of localized and expensive manga.

Granted, you can turn up some rare gems. But most times you have to pay through the nose for stuff to be shipped in.

>>10537571
The Phoenix area is not bad at all. Very spread out, the suburbs have clean air, and an hour hour of town and you can see the milky way in the sky. During the day from my part of the valley, you can see the actual city of Phoenix with its skyscrapers and the yellowish tinge hanging over the city. It's quite shocking.

>>10536971
What the heck is ass sweat and why would Lera have it?

>>10537571
As long as you have Internet access what does it matter?

>>10537590
Some things can't be turned into 1s and 0s.

>>10537489
But I have no talent, I need someone to do it for me

>>10537599
Most everything 2D can.

>>10537584
Is the sweat that gathers between your ass cheeks.

Ass sweat is gross. What I'd really like to do is touch a loli's sweaty back. Imagine how sticky and smooth it must feel.

Feet, sweat, butts, smells...
You're so lewd, /jp/.

>>10537899
that looks like a wig.

I like to self insert as the loli.

>>10537930
Me too, but I can only really get into it when the loli is having anal sex. I don't know what having a a vagina feels like.

they cute

>>10537599
Order it online

Heres a fun fact for you nerds. The fact you nerds like lolis is because you guys have never experienced sexual relations with the opposite sex during your childhood. Now, you guys are just trying make up for lost time. Eventually you will grow out, when you have seen enough m8.

>>10538200
I have never seen something so incorrect in my life.

Please, beg your dogs forgiveness for daring to touch him, then go kill yourself.

Questions for the pedobros

How old are you

How young is the girl you want to penetrate/befriemd

>>10537099
I'd really like to know the name of this doujin if you remember it.

>>10538278
I'm 23, and I want a loli friend aged 9-11.

>>10538278
An age. I just want to befriend one, from 7-12 I guess, not exactly sure what different ages are like, been a while since I've had contact with anyone young.

I just want someone to make cookies, brownies, and cakes with, cuddle with, watch scary movies while cuddling with, sleep with, etc., etc. while being sweet and kind to me.

I don't really have a sex drive, just once every few weeks probably, then after one or two ejaculations it's over.

nobody likes shota's?

>>10538375
>I just want someone to make cookies, brownies, and cakes with, cuddle with, watch scary movies while cuddling with, sleep with, etc., etc. while being sweet and kind to me.

This sounds so nice. I wish things like this were possible in real life outside of family.

>>10538383
Get out of this thread, gaylord.

I don't want to do lewd things to lolis, I want to be a loli and have lewd things done to me. I like loli images because I like to imagine myself in the place of the loli.

does anyone else like to watch videos kids upload on youtube of fights at school? nothing better than watching two middle schoolers go at it in the middle of the hallway

>>10538466
I thought about trying to babysit or something when I was younger, but I don't think anyone with a female kid would let a teenager babysit. I've thought about having kids, but the odds of me finding someone to have kids with is astronomically low. Adoption, if even allowed, would probably be considered way to weird or something. I don't even want to do anything lewd, all I want is a little girl to coddle and spoil and love, why must I be denied something so basic as loving a child?

Maybe in another life. Maybe androids in the future. Maybe there is some hope somewhere, that I cannot foresee as of now.

>>10538480
No, violence isn't nice and bullies aren't tolerated. Fighting when I was in school made me very angry and upset. I busted a bully's head on concrete once after I saw him picking on a younger boy. No permanent damage, and I cried during and after. I always cry when I get too mad for words.

>>10538278
22
8-12

>>10538383
The little brother from Hoshizora is pretty cute

This thread is ASS.

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>>10538278
me 22
loli friend 11

is the 45 year old lolicons is only a myth?

>>10538507
I'm 20 but same age range for me. 13-14 would also be ok but I was never attracted to any girls after that.

>>10538751
Most of them probably just get suicidally depressed after their 30's that they are so far gone and just kill themselves or just keep to themselves. It must be the most horrible thing in the world to be a 40+ year old lolicon. Being one, I feel to old already now that I hit 20. Can I be eternally locked in at 16-17? I don't want to age anymore.

:D :DDD

>>10538774
You'd be surprised how well you learn to handle life when you're 40+. All the things you fight against at 20, you accept and grow comfortable with in your 40s.

>>10538804
> All the things you fight against at 20, you accept and grow comfortable with in your 40s.

Is that because ALL my hair will have fallen out by then?

Hang in there, fluffy little tuft. Your friends will be back soon, honest...

>>10538811
Are you losing your hair? I'm sorry. It comes from your mom's genes. I got super lucky hair genes. I'll go to the grave with a full head of hair. Teeth? Not so much.

Wait, weren't we talking about lolicons? Got off track.

>>10538804
That's absurd. No wonder this is the first time I hear it.

>>10538820
It's not absurd at all. Most people grow mentally as well as physically. Age tempers you, calms you down. Makes you stop worrying so much about what society wants. It's very freeing.

>>10538824
No only problems come with age, especially if you are like us. You just calm down because the older you get the less you can do and the more you hate yourself. I may get more calm but I'll never accept it.

>>10538830
I used to think that way, too. But look at yourself now. Do you still think and act and believe the same things you did when you were 10 years old? If not, then why do you think you'd be exactly as you are now when you are 40?

When I was 20, I felt shame and hid who I was. I learned that shame is a thing for children. I am happily free to be myself now.

I'm 26 and interested most in 13 - 15 year olds.

>>10538838
I'm not hiding who I am. And actually I do think I'll be exactly the same at 40 if not a little changed in some areas. But I take comfort in the fact that I'll never change, the same person you know now will be the same person then but just a a lot more ugly and incapable if I even live to 40 anyways. My current self isn't going anywhere.

>>10538824
I've always been so calm that I've been entirely fine with the idea of undoing myself, which is why others have been very eager to "teach" me.

Come here and execute me. Feel free. This offer has been valid for almost 25 years. I'll be eating beans and waiting.

You see, I've never fought against anything. People fuck women, go to war, bask in glory, "live". It's okay. They just need to stop imagining that they could whip me into a similar hubris.

I have never tried to steal your women, happiness or fortune. Yes, I have literally never talked to a girl unless a practical task has demanded it.

I understand why extroversion is so strongly appreciated in higher education and an outright requirement in all relevant jobs. Things just won't work unless you genuinely lust for approval. Smart people are _always_ social, and everyone who tries to say something else is probably trying to become the new Himmler. Be afraid of him, beat him with sticks and drive him to /jp/.

>>10538278
24.

I'd befriend any from the age of 5-6 upwards. Penetrate from 10 up to 18. After that 99.9% women tend to get exponentially worse. I used used to be in denial about it when I was younger, but as I get older my age of attraction has gotten slightly lower. I don't feel too bad about it though, people I associate with often talk about how good looking 15-18 year olds are these days and I don't doubt that some would consider younger. These are all young and fit professionals too.

I don't really care for sex though, if I really wanted to penetrate a young girl, I live around dozens of young families with girls around this age range and could easily have done so already. The youngest ones always come up to talk to me. I do dote on the girls though, few things make me feel warmer than making one smile.

If there were no risks involved, I'd probably have a sleep with someone underage, but I'm not stupid and wouldn't even consider it unless it was mutual. I'd much rather make a girl smile.

>>10538296
>> Hopefully I will eventually turn out like that one doujin where a scruffy hikki otaku constructs two lolis to fuck, but when he sees their cuteness he immediately repents, turns his life around, and becomes a loving father to his two wards.
>I'd really like to know the name of this doujin if you remember it.
I too would like to know it.

>>10539231
How do you interact with these "young families"? I've only spoken to one of my neighbors. Where do you live that they come up and talk to you? How do you dote on them?

I feel like you aren't in the US. In the US, anyone a few years older than a child, besides parents or immediate family, can't speak to them, watch them, or anything that could be deemed "creepy". I know in other countries it's much more relaxed.

>>10536937
Fucking loli thread again, I need to post more piccoolo dick?

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>>10539520
>I feel like you aren't in the US. In the US, anyone a few years older than a child, besides parents or immediate family, can't speak to them, watch them, or anything that could be deemed "creepy". I know in other countries it's much more relaxed.
I'd say that it is, but everything leads to America. The more progressive, educated and internationally oriented city folk love to pretend that we're already practically American. Because of that, slight indications of pedo hysteria appeared out of nowhere in the early nineties. The "development" has been slow but steady.

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>>10536937
GRAND FUCKIN FINALE

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>>10539520
I'm in the UK, so if anything, the paedo hysteria is worse here than the USA. It's just little things like saying hello when I see them. Asking how they are if I'm about to get into my car as they're doing whatever else, waving to them. Whatever, really. They know I'm harmless and besides that, I'm young-ish and quite fit, so it's far from the old fatslob stereotype, so the creep factor is much less.

As for doting on them, it is also little things. Of they want to talk, I'll give them attention. If they have a small favour, I will help them. Of course, I'd help anyone who needs it, bit I will go that extra mile for little girls.

>>10539701
>muh surplus labor

>>10539694
For some reason I'm not gettin banned so have more offensive material :)

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>>10539713

Is she going to be okay?

Janitors only seem to care about slightly off topic threads rather than offensive material.

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>>10539757

Fuck yes, haven't had a guro thread in a while.

>>10539787
:)

>>10539770
Thought she was a ghost

>>10539814

>Help me please
>please
Ok so there are these manga about round,like balls,female creatures that are torchered and killed by men for strange satisfaction, anyone?

>>10539851
Bump for answer

>>10539851
Bump once more

>>10539851
Yukkuri?

I made a yukkuri thread earlier:
>>10538821

Here's the comic some people were talking about:
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/440

>>10539851
sorry m8, no clue

>>10539879
Reported for helping trash.

>>10539879
Yes, thanks guy

>>10539713
Wow, I came in this loli thread, and someone started posting guro.

Guro is my main fetish.

Today's going okay.

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>>10539836
You mother fucker. I was just browsing this thread as always on my coffee break, when my boss happened to stroll in my office to talk about my upcoming promotion. All was going fine, but when I turned around on my chair I accidentally scrolled down and all these images were visible behind my back.

I'm cleaning out my desk as I write, I hope you're fucking proud of yourself. Now the promotion will likely go to Steve, who is a total fuckup, and the whole company will end up bankrupt in a week. This will probably have horrible effects on the whole economy, and then, while the US is weak, the chinks will be ready to attack and enslave all our freedom.

You better be fucking happy, you god damn nigger.

>>10539973
Then make something of your life, fagget.
Kill yourself off of /jp/ and the ressurect yourself; Be your own boss

>>10539703
Look at that baka

>>10539973
What if Steve isn't a fuck up?

>>10539993
lurk more you annoying namefag.

>>10539973
That's just asking for it, don't browse /jp/ at work.

>>10538278

35, loli around 10-12. I wouldn't want to penetrate her at all until she was much older, though. Petting and mutual masturbation are more my thing anyway.

I want to become an eternal loli.

>>10539347
Sounds like Buffalow Propoganda Parabellum

This thread is still ASS.

>>10540700
Then what do we need to make it less ass and more vulva?

My cute loli cousin is being bullied in school, /jp/. She isn't even ugly or fat, just a bit shy.

What can I do to help her?

>>10540715
Give her the D.

>>10540715
I don't know what I would do if one of my cousins were being bullied. I feel sad reading your post because I can only imagine a cute little girl getting bullied.

>>10540715
Lots of big big hugs.
Find out the girls name and contact the school, then blackmail said school into giving you 5k so you can NEET it up with yout loli cousin girlfriend.

>>10540707
Ass is better, dude.

>>10540735
>>10540715
Well, you could always try to make things as ncie as possible for her at home, and teach her what kind of people bully others, and try to have her maybe ignore it. I'm not really sure. If you were bullied, tell her that you were bullied too.

All you can really do as a cousin is make her feel special when you see her.

>>10540741
In what way is a hiney better than an adorable puffy peach-like vulva?

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>>10540735
This is the best thing you can do >>10399705

>>10540756
Kidnap the bully and bully her? Is his cousin even being bullied by another girl? If it's a boy things might be different.

>>10540759
Boy or girl, bullies must be dealt with by means of a burlap sack, a baseball bat, kerosene, and a lighter.

>>10540759
If it was a boy, I'd wear a mask and beat the shit out of him without being seen.

I don't think boys bully lolis, though.

>>10540761
What if the bully is YOUR cute loli cousin? What if she is the most adorable cousin in the world when she is at home? What if you are actually doing lewd things with her?

You'd feel horrible if she came home crying, without her clothes and full of bruises.

>>10540781
Then I will tell her if she stops bullying I will teach her the art of masturbation, and she will cool off that way.

>>10540781
>without her clothes
God damn, I'd rage hard if that happened. She would become the new bullied girl.

>>10540810
They probably took pictures too...

>>10540809
What if you didn't know about her evil actions?

>>10540809
This really turns me on.

>>10540812
Then I'd weep and give her hugs and just accept that life is actually terrible, even with your loli cousin girlfriend.

>>10540809
Bullying is better at that age, though.

Bullying a classmate until she cries, laughing behind her back during the class, pulling her pants down in front of the whole school, asking her embarrassing questions... All that shit is better than masturbating while thinking about boys/her nerd cousin.

Where the fuck are the MODS?

>>10540881
You are the one who is out of place here.

>>10540851
I think teaching her about masturbation is better at that age. That way you keep track of her progress and stuff like that.

>>10540897
The question is: will she like it better than bullying? Why?

>>10540902
Maybe she'll use it to supplement her bullying. You know, she'd go to school, bully some kids all day long, come home and get off with a hair brush or a shower head while thinking about bullying those kids.

I've only been to this board once or twice (incidentally you guys aren't as bad as everyone says), can someone show me where to buy Rustle comics?
>http://fuuka.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0096/14/1345593403411.jpg

>>10540914
Sorry I don't click green links.

>>10540888
This is yet another pedo thread made by the same dude, probably mad at that mazacon/incest thread (which is equally shitty)

>>10540914
Go play Mars Matrix

>>10540909
Sounds plausible. I'd get horny after humiliating a fellow loli during the whole day.

>>10540919
>>10540925
ok I tried fuck you guys

>>10540951
And you failed.

Fuck off, trash.

>>10540965
stay mad

>>10540973
Stop posting 3D adults.

>>10540983
Forgot my rustleface

>>10540914
Amazon.jp and Mandarake has some.

>>10540983
Thanks, I found his site anyway.
>>10540979

What are some things cousins normally do together?

>>10541007
Fuck. No joke.

The internet has taught me this, over the years.

>>10541033
Is there anything not lewd that we can do?

>>10541060
Depend on how old you and it are.

If you are severely over her age, you can watch movies together, brush its hair, or play video games.

If it is more sporty, you will probably have to go outside and do whatever outside people do. If this is the case, then I wish you the best of luck.

>>10541033
So, has anyone here fucked their cousin?

>>10541811
When she was ten.

>>10541831
How did it fit? Can you tell me more please?

>>10541811
I once fingered my cousin.

I was 7, she was 8.

I'm pretty sure she doesn't even remember.

Her pussy was a pretty salmon pink.

>>10537172
That describes my experiences too.
My parents kept me locked inside all the time so I just gave up.

>>10541888
It just keeps keeps getting worse the older I get. So much I will never feel. I gave up because by the time I got slightly more independent at the ripe age of 16 my chance has already passed considering what I want. Everyone was too old and too mature. So I just became an eternal child. Seeing people now my age is so strange because it's like they just keep growing while I always stay the same. I'm about the same age but still a kid to them, it's so strange.

>>10541913
If it helps, sometimes lolis really like guys aged 20-29.

How cute they are. They're so cute they turn me on.

>>10541927
Yes at least I can take comfort in the fact that I'm not too old yet.

>>10541959
Even after twenties, some lolis still go for older guys. There's a reason the stereotypical pedophile is some middle-aged guy.

>>10541960
Why is the middle-aged guy so fat and creepy, though?

>>10542037
I'm not sure.

>>10542040
>>10542037
The obvious solution is to not be fat and creepy.

Buy some small exercise equipment, and become fit. You don't have to go full bodybuilder status, though.

>>10542048
>The obvious solution is to not be fat and creepy.
I'm not fat or creepy. Why can't I have loli friends?

>>10542048
I am fit and quite pretty looking, lolis always stare at me at the store. At family gatherings they follow me around.

>>10542069
Do they want to do naked stuff with you? It must be painful to reject such a delicious offering just because some ignorant normalfags rule the world.

>>10542069
Do you stare back at them and follow them around?

>>10542069
That reminds me, last summer I'd just finished rugby training when I bumped into some my old neighbours and their daughter. The girl was always adorable, when she was 4, she wheeled our general waste bin back to our front door and knocked on it to tell us. Anyway, she's now 10/11 and after a quick chat with her parents, she was following me through the supermarket. Obviously, I did my own thing, but I couldn't help but smile when she'd pretend to be looking for something whenever I turned.

What if my whole family dies and I marry an orphan pedowoman? Would we be allowed to have sex with our cute loli daughter?

I mean, it's our child. No stranger would care about her well-being even if she had a fatal illness. Why would they force us to stop having sex with her? Why would the government take her from us? Why is sex such a big deal? Why do the care about her NOW?

>>10542111
>orphan pedowoman
Hm?
Do you mean like a child in your family? Probably yeah, she'd get foster care and her entire life would be ruined instead of being with a close relative because you are a pedo.

>>10542111
The whole situation sounds creepy as fuck until you imagine her parents as a beautiful pedomom and a handsome dad, both of them having a cute orgy with their daughter.

Am I superficial?

>>10542083
No, I can't go around fugging people's lolis. Never forget the wise words of Super Loli Man in that one ro kyu bu strip.
>>10542084
I have a hard time staring people in the eyes.
>>10542096
There is nothing sweeter than a little girl with a crush on someone older than her. Too young to think age is any problem.

>>10542119
Oh. Why did I read pedo as loli? Um. They'd arrest the both of you and send the daughter to foster care and a psych ward if they found out somehow.

>>10542119
I meant an orphan wife. She doesn't have any relatives, no one else will care about the loli except us.

>>10542129
I know, but why? It's not like they actually care about her.

>>10542135
Because by US law (and every other law) that is child abuse and rape. According to the law you are putting immense harm on the child and you are worse than a murderer. You can be put in jail for a longer than a lifetime in some places.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhLTdYy4OYs

I want to touch her ass ;_;

>>10542142
I get it, but why do they care about the child? Even if she was tortured daily, why would they care about MY daughter ?

>>10542147
They don't. They just hate you.

>>10542142
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if you got off more lightly with killing a child than 'molesting' one.

>>10542147
Because they are children? It's like a religious/political thing.

>>10542161
If you go on a killing spree murdering children, you would get a smaller sentence compared to the sentence you get when you have loving sex with one w.

>>10542126
>There is nothing sweeter than a little girl with a crush on someone older than her. Too young to think age is any problem.
Yeah, that naïveté and innocence is extremely endearing and adorable.

How does a real hikki like me find lolis to fuck? Is it even possible without going outside? This guide is made for people that leave their homes, and therefore useless.

Please help me, /jp/.

>>10542224
you are getting banned, weirdo

>>10542224
Hm? Is that the one where there are scenarios with fictional characters for demonstration? Or is this the updated one?

>>10542224
you fucking what, m8

>>10542224
That's illegal!

>>10542224
How strange! I am actually doing a paper on this exact topic.

If you would kindly provide me with a direct link to a place I could download this pdf, I could use it as research material.

>>1052224
Oh boy, here we go. Little girls are for hugging, not fugging.

>>10537005
>>10537036

I've fucked a real loli, sorry dudes.

>>10542224
Just masturbate to 2D like everyone else. To think I would see the day when we have overly ambitious hikkis.

>>10542278

>>10542278
Atelier Iris 1-3 and Eternal Mana.

>>10542278
Liar.

>>10542292
The hell are you talking about?

>>10542224
http://www.scribd.com/doc/117776034/How-to-Practice-Child-Love

>>10542496

You've done us all a service. Thank you.

>>10542512
>>10542496
Fucking pedophile creeps.

>>10542496

I don't like little girls but I want to see what this is all about.

>>10542527
>I don't like little girls
Yeah sure

>I want to see what this is all about.
ENjoy being on an NSA list.

>>10542496
I know many of you pedophiles would pay to download this.

>>10542527

>III - WHERE DO I FIND A CHILD?

I regret it already.

>>10542537
Tell me about it, I'm curious and don't want to open that honeypot.

>>10542496
I remember seeing this on HC back in the day. Starts out nice and sane, with solid reasoning and plenty of proof, written in neutral and convincing language, until that Mule tardwipe comes in with his overly stereotypical creepery and talks about "secret special places", slinging the reader's perception of us right back to the starting point.

>>10542545
>Admitting you go to HC

>>10542548
He was 13 back in the day.

>>10542548
HC? Hard Candy? I only know the term because of the movie.

>>10542548
>>seeing=!frequenting
Also, it's not illegal to view such information in my country, only to knowingly download child pornography. I can safely say that I've viewed information that would've gotten you in jail in your third-world country, because I actually have the freedom to view "forbidden" information.
How does oppression feel?

>>10542554
It feels really fucking bad. I'd rather be raped by a fat creep.

>>10542554

Third world countries don't have much, if any any, legislation on cyber "crimes".

The more you know.

>>10542554
Where do you live?

I think being small and cute is best about loli.

>>10542743
In a certain Scandinavian country. The legislations are about the same, excluding when the Swedish police go on the warpath to avoid moral panic.

the BIG BELLIES

> What is it you like best about loli?
Their pure delicious poopers

>>10536937
i like self inserting as them in my favorite schlicking material.

>>10540715
Teach her how to correctly deliver a non-lethal blow to a vital point.

>>10543864
But she can't fight alone against a bunch of bullies.

>>10540768
Do this. It makes me really angry to hear that.
Give me the name of the child, I'll personally go and beat the shit out of him.

>>10544988
Switching schools works. If switching schools doesn't work, the kid is genuinely screwed.

Carefully investigating what happened can be fruitful.

>>10545024
Getting angry and wanting to fight fire with fire is a excellent way to approach problems. I'm glad you're on /jp/.

>>10542496
Meh, that's the same one on TOR. I thought the image that someone posted was updated.