/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10539244
Ask to see her penis.

Their father is Korean

They look thai

Their little brother look retarded

>>10539258
You offend glory of godly bloodline, sir.

>no himecut
Can you even call that a princess?

Whip it out.

>>10539244
Commit sudoku.

>>10539258

Is he really korean?

>>10539684
Yes their mother is the only pure Nihonjin

>>10539244
It depends. Are you a god?

Show her your yamato-damashii.

They should send off on of the princesses to marry the handsome and fearless leader Kim Jong Un, to improve relations between Japan and DPRC.

>>10539811
Maybe it could result in a holy alliance between Best Corea and Japan against the dogs in Seoul and Beijing.

https://images.4chan.org/jp/src/1361896252274.jpg

>>10539765

What? Isn't her father like, huh, the pure noble son of the pure noble emperor?

>>10539900
The imperial family comes from Corea. They are Coreans.

>>10539911

I sounds like those jew trolls on /pol/.

>>10539934
emperor said himself that he has ancestry in common with korean emperor.

spoiler: east asians all have same heritage.

>>10539957

Oh dear God it is fucking disgusting.

And I'm not even joking.

>>10539934
Korean-American here.
It only makes sense. It takes a korean to get those island monkeys under control.

>>10539957

He said that it wasn't totally impossible, not that he HAS korean ancestors. The first emperors were in place as early as 500/400 BC and the lack of documentation is large.

>>10539997
japanese people came from korea they are not fucking different races

>>10539997
Maybe he also has Jewish ancestors then.

>>10540017
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese-Jewish_common_ancestry_theory

Cpatcha: Spiritu Outwayo

>>10539982

I think that the samurais dicks were so appealing to the korean atrophied penis owners they couldn't resist to suck them. All of them. And the blowjobs were so good the samurais made the best cocksucker emperor.

Back in the days he was known as a god. The god of cock sucking and cum slurping. He then lead the way to the notorious homosexuality in the japanese nobility.

It only makes sense.

>>10540007

Korean dog eating scum, please, stop lying. Even DNA studies show this isn't true. Japanese mostly descend from some nomadic tribe near mongolia who crossed the sea near Korea (which doesn't make them korean).

>>10540017

Believe it or not but some crazy insane jewish and christian believed in the 19th century that japanese were one of the jewish lost tribe.

I hope to god there are no Japanese people browsing this board right now.

Show her my body that I've perfected through outstanding deadlift form.

>>10540070
I bet your scrawny ass can't even lift 2 plates.

>>10540046
Kind of like the Mormons believe the same thing of the Native Americans.

There's also at least one group that claims that the British are a lost tribe.

>>10540059
>right now
Lurk more. It's always like this.

Besides, they (well, 2chan, anyhow) already know about us, and have for a LONG time.

Just imagine:

1. Fuck the princess and impregnate her in a one night stand.
2. Nips jimmies are rustled like fucking godzilla is doing breakdance on them.
3. Tells them it's not that grave since she was already korean.
4. ???
5. PROFIT

>>10540149
Shut up.

But I still think they should marry one of the princesses off into the NK Kim family.
Imagine a glorious Japan-NK alliance cemented by marriage.

>>10540181
Why would anyone ally with NK?

>>10540149
It would be wildly amusing if one of them married a gaijin.

>>10540097
Yes, they've known about 4chan for a long time now.
But do they know about /jp/ and how we are insulting them and their emperor?

>>10540070
If your form is good, you're not lifting heavy enough.

>>10540199

Preferably a black or a pakistani for maximum trolling power. Of course by a succession of shenanigans he is to become the new emperor.

>>10540203
You won't be so tough when you can't walk in 10 years.

What if one of the princesses caved in to the pressure of being an imperial princess and became a hikki NEET?

>>10540221
OR someone would pull a Princess Diana (she was fucking a shit skin and got murdered for it)

>>10540202
/jp/ is the reason most of the proxies are banned on 2chan now

>>10540230
It was an accident.

>>10540227
The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.

>>10540230

May Amaterasu hears you and not allows Jamal Zulu the First to be emperor.

>>10540046
>>10540025
Jews looking to brain wash people, and infiltrate a homogenous society, disgusting.

>>10540046
breaking news
japanese are jews

>>10540237
It was a calculated murder by the queen

>>10540257
Oh man I love this set.

>>10540322
If that was the case, why do the Jews fear the samurai?

>>10540410

Only the peasants are jews. The samurais are korean who came later.

>>10540410
samruai no longer exist
jews perservere

yiddo damashii

>>10540410

Seriously, what's the source of this?

>>10539684
No he isn't. The test say he has some Korean blood, but with all humans having 99% identical dna than you will always have secret koreans and other mesia bent on underminding the holy ruler fir their own agendas, such as taking over Japan in one form or another.

>>10540466
>but with all humans having 99% identical dna

That's not how it works. You don't really know what mitochondrial DNA is, do you?

>>10540521

I also highly doubt they allowed such a test on the emperor.

>>10540524

Not really necessary, I think. The blood lineages of monarchs tend to be well recorded.

In facts a japanese emperor 1500 years ago thought it would be fun to have some fine korean pussy.

What a fucking shithead. Ruining everyone's day because he is a depraved little slut.

Who has the best lineage? Sanae, or the japanese crown princess?

>>10540664

Sanae.

She is the daughter of a god. And even though mean people say the bloodline is corrupted by sluttyness the current japanese dynasty bloodline IS corrupted by sluttyness and korean pig blood.

A question still remain though, who is sanae's father?

>>10540680
Suwako.

>>10540664
Well, Sanae is descended from a God.

The nip royalty is said to be descended from the Don of the nip God pantheon, or something. I guess that means that the princess has seniority.

>>10540695

The real question is: does sanae's bloodline is also corrupted by dog eating subhuman genes?

>>10540686

She has a child with herself? Good to hear. My loli frog goddess better not be some used whore.

>>10540745
Oh, I think everyone in the Moriya shrine has taken plenty of dicks.

>>10540695
Progenitors of Japan's imperial lineage also include a bear god, a crocodile goddess and several sorts of snakes, so it may also mean that the princess could turn into some unholy monstrosity and eat you if you cheated on her.

1.) Become gaijin Shogun and have nips by the balls.
2.) Ask for imperial princessu in exchange for protection instead of chemical and biological weapons.
3.) If they don't play nice then throw them in a room and starve them again. Or ask your army to assrape them until they agree.
4.) After the costly divorce realize you should've asked for WMDs all along.

>>10540961

Enjoy your new wife.

This is an order.

>>10540230

Who was she fucking again anyway? An Algerian or a Moroccan?

>>10540046
>Even DNA studies show this isn't true. Japanese mostly descend from some nomadic tribe near mongolia who crossed the sea near Korea

sauce?

>>10541405
Does it matter?

A japanese princess would never do something like this.

>>10541414

No.

who cares what the natives are
america for the americans (not native americans)
england for the english (not vikings)
israel for the jewish people (not arabs)

>>10541411
he probs means the ainu

>>10541417
JIDF pls go.

>>10541427
not JIDF

though if you hate jews being in israel, why don't you leave america?

let the native americans have it.

after all, it's their land, right?

>>10540961
Those Snake God's and Crocidile Godesess are Demons who manifest themselves in physical form and their Demon hybrid human lineage. Almost every royal blood line tracks their blood line back either to giants or Dragons. The Half deamon half human Giant decendents ruled the world before and during antiquity, but the Dragon demon lineage wiped them out. The two lineages of demons, Half human-Giants and Half human-Dragons were with war with one another. All of Asia's Emperors are dragons, but more human than the latter.

>>10541432
In 100 years, a Chinese will say that to the Arabs/Turks who'll rule over the last white people in Europe.
(The organ donors.)

>>10541614
The British royal family are reptilians too.

Money, power, and white genes

>>10541432
It's impossible to destroy Israel at this point unfortunately, but their backstabbing government still can be toppled.

>>10539997
>>10540046
>http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2001/dec/28/japan.worlddispatch
>"I, on my part, feel a certain kinship with Korea, given the fact that it is recorded in the Chronicles of Japan that the mother of Emperor Kammu was of the line of King Muryong of Paekche," he told reporters.

>>10542102
I hope that rustled some nip nationalist jimmies.

>>10539244
with kpop

>>10542195
Oh, you know it did.

>>10542080
I better not be seeing anti-semites conspiring against our greatest ally on MY /jp/.

>>10542275
An alliance should benefit both parties. What exactly do we get from supporting a theocracy that concentrates a significant portion of their population in camps. Besides making every middle eastern country hate us even more.

>>10542283
It's a theocracy that concentrates a significant portion of their population in camps, who's god happens to be real. I don't know about you, but I'd rather be on Yahweh's side than against him.

>>10542291

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHLIYtG6bfE

>>10542102
Fuck was that really 12 years ago already

>>10543211

Fuck. Don't do that.

Janitor-approved "Why don't you have an Asian girlfriend" thread

>>10543255
Tsukihime was released in japan 13 years ago.

/jp/ was created 5 years ago. That's longer than it takes to finish college.
What have you achieved in that time period?

>>10541432
But I'm a native american.

>>10543403

I started and finished college in that time span

>>10543403
I had a daughter.

>>10543403

Finished college

>>10543424
>>10543429
>>10543432
Hey, not fair. I thought you guys were all hikki NEETs.
Now I feel bad about being a loser.

>>10543435

O, I'm still a hikki NEET cause no job.

thanks obama!

>>10543403
>>10543435

I've been a hikki NEET if it matters.

>>10543450
That's just a NEET.

>>10543450
>>10543452
What about being a hikki for years on end, pissing in bottles, shitting on the floor? Were those all lies?
I bet you don't even fap to Touhous, you just say you do to appear cool and edgy.

>>10544664
All /jp/ NEETs are posers.

Be from a rich, powerful full blooded Japanese family.

Do what they did in Aladdin
Pretend to be from a foreign Royal Family and trick her father into letting her date you
Then go on a magical carpet ride

>>10545165

Riffraff, street rat, I don't buy that.

when she was 15

no, that was her sister....
this one

>>10539957
No, they're in different haplogroups, and the Japanese aren't even Asian.

You could protect her from bullying

>In early March, 2010, Aiko began to stay home from school due to being bullied by her elementary school classmates. Aiko returned to school on a limited basis on May 2, 2010. Since returning, she has attended a limited number of classes accompanied by her mother. The Imperial Household Agency has denied reports in the Japanese media that it advised Gakushuin's administration to add drugs to the lunches of Aiko's tormentors to calm them down.

best royalty

>>10545665
How bad of a dude to you have to be to bully the imperial family?

On that note, why aren't they like homeschooled or something, what kind of people do they go to class with? Aside from bullies.

>>10545631
Why is she so sexual?

>>10545665
How is that possible? Doesn't she have badass bodyguards and children of retainers that have served for generations that could keep her company at school?

>>10545759
If I had to guess perhaps the bullies themselves come from extremely powerful families and so can't be simply dismissed.

>>10545665
My uni teachers had the elementary school class of a daughter of the royal family over once. They used aliases, but apparently this visit turned all my teachers into royalists because they really like the wife of the crown prince now.

>>10545678
whos that