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10531845 No.10531845 [Reply] [Original]

"Whoa, my cat looks really happy today, she's wagging her tail like crazy and-"
"Uwaaaa! She bit me!"

When your cat wags its tail it is showing its annoyance.
Maybe they are frustrated for being confused with dogs?
In any case, watch your step or you could get hurt.

Please, enjoy cat responsibly.

>> No.10531849

All cats are secretly studious girls escaping their mundane lives.

>> No.10531850

t hanks

>> No.10531848
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10531848

...ah.

>> No.10531853

I have bunch of scars from fucking around with my cat.

>> No.10531937

>>10531849
elaborate

>> No.10531984

>>10531845
I think my cat fakes purring. I pet her and she seems to really enjoy it. She starts purring and laying on her back so I can pet her tummy, but the whole time her tail is wagging.

>> No.10532009

>>10531984
Cats purr for all kinds of reasons, including when they're distressed. I think...

>> No.10532048

>>10531937

Have you not played any VNs/watched cartoons/read comics? It's a huge cliche.

>> No.10532063

my cat plays rough and everybody always asks why my hands are covered in cuts

>> No.10532072

My friend has a tiny cat that always sits on my crotch when I go over. One night I touched its naught bits because she kept rubbing on me and showing affection.
Am I a bad person for molesting a cat?

>> No.10532113

>>10532072
No. The cat wanted it.

>> No.10532122

>>10531845
What kind of retarded individual could confuse cat behavior with dog behavior? Oh, the answer is already in the question.

>> No.10532123
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>>10532072
Did you use any bottles of mustard?

>> No.10532135

>>10532123
What? No

>> No.10532234

>>10531853
Vaginal or anal?

>> No.10532246
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10532246

Any tips on crab behavior? No matter what I do, she treats me like I don't exist.

>> No.10532268

>>10532246
I bet you think you're clever.

>> No.10533780

>>10532246
snibeti snab X----DDD

>> No.10533802
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10533802

ahha

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10534361

safe

>> No.10537578

Shouldn't it be called Azuanime Daioh?

>> No.10537597

>>10537578
Then there's no author pun.

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