/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why?

>>1048525


They just piss me off, I dont think theyre cute at all.

Fuck yes

dude. the old thread hasn't even died yet

Yukkuri bubble wrap?

It all became so innocently... Now I can't be satisfied, I need more and more yukkuri guro...

I liked them better when they were just weird as hell entities that were neither alive nor dead.

>>1048544


When the old thread dies, this one could be used as secondary dump

I actually like Yukkuris...

...but I also like them being tortured.

>>1048621

I'm with you. Leave it to THE INTERNETS to beat the shit out of a concept.

I fucking hate these things. If they were real I'd commit genocide against them.

>>1048543
China haet Yukkuri

>>1048621

3rd'd

>>1048747

>>1048621

3rd'd

But these things are so cute! Why would you want to hurt them?

>>1048774
Now I've seen everything.

Poor Yukkuri ;_;

>>1048778
YOU MANIACS!

>>1048786

They're retarded fat disembodied heads that constantly scream nonsense. They are not cute. They are the stuff of nightmares.

>>1048804
Well I think they're cute....

>>1048787
You say this every Yukkuri thread.

>>1048808
That just proves how wide the spectrum of weirdness is. I want to see something that will top that image.

>>1048825
I'll try.

What kind of voice would a yukkuri have? No, I don't mean the Japanese equivalent of MS Michelle they use in videos. Outside of that what would these things more realistically sound like? Horrible high pitched squeaky voices?

>>1048825
How about this thing I drew for July 4th?

>>1051648

Y'know excel saga? Know that badass manly okasan voice the puuchuus used when they were being mauled? That.

>>1051880

Wow, I lol'd hard. Perfect fit.

>>1051648
Since I'm a follower of >>1048621, I believe them to have low, booming, god-like, ominous voices, sort of like Dormin in SotC.

been ages since I last visited /jp/ and I was almost wondering where my beloved yukkuri threads were...

yukkuri tadaima desu ^.^

>>1051910

>>1051873

Independent it easy?

>>1051910
no.

>>1048567

>>1052138

>>1052147

>>1052169

>>1052183

>>1052191

>>1052200

>>1052205

Yukkuris have the best despair face ever.

>>1052210

>>1052217

>>1052245

done

>>1052258

This is the end? What?

Either the blank panel is intended or someone edited it out. Either /r/equesting the original of the attached, or could someone translate it to see if it makes sense?

I love these threads. The damn head things piss me off.

>>1052274
>damn head things

>>1052275

>>1051941

Pretty much, yeah

I never seem to be around when these threads pop up. What's with the thing and water? Is there any sort of like accepted characteristic like it makes them melt or some shit? Or do people just make up whatever they want to make it easier to torture them

>>1052301
They deform and break in water, as many other things with soft exteriors and liquid innards

>>1052301
>Or do people just make up whatever they want to make it easier to torture them

Welcome to the Yukkuri World.

>>1052301
They deform and dissolve in water, as most soft things with a liquid innards do.

>>1052275
>>1052286
Reimu is wonderfully tsundere for Yukkuri.

>>1052265
Anyone able to translate the stuff in the last panel. This can't be edited until we can figure it out.

>>1052751
"Yes yes
I understand I understand-"
or
"Yesh yesh
I know I know-"

>>1052265
>Either the blank panel is intended or someone edited it out.
O RLY?
1: "TAGE ID EAJY!!!"
2: "TAGE ID-!!"
3: "NNnnnn!! NNnnn!!"
*twitch* *twitch*
*streatch*
4: "......!!!"
*puffff*
5?: "HAPPPPYYNESSS!!"
(Arrow: Mini creampuff)
(This chibiyukkuri was
later treated easy
by the staff)

DAWWWWWWWWW

>>1052969
"DAGE", or "TAGE"?
"DAGE" sounds closer to what I'd say.
Also, I'll replace "chibiyukkuri" with "koyukkuri"

>>1053012
The pic itself says chibiyukkuri.

>>1053020
It's "chibiyukkuri", then.
Also, is it "*streatch*" or that's a typo?

Some new stuff for you.

>>1053065
Streatch to stretch?

>>1053074
Part 2.

>>1053065
And uh...happyyyyness to happiiiness?

>>1053065
Damn it, slowpoke'd again.

>>1053077
I got these two from the Uploader, but does the artist (the style of some of the more violent ones seems similar) have a site?

Thanks a lot to the translator at pooshlmer. Here's that new comic by Tennkoma.

>>1053086

>>1053087

>>1053089
And done.
>>1053085

We've been wondering about that for the past few threads. There's a chance he might just be a 2chan jun /b/ poster in yukkuri threads. I'll post something I found in that thread that isn't on thewaterducts, but was in a /b/ 2chan thread in a sec.

There's an outline of this on thewaterducts, but that was posted AFTER this one. I found this on the yukkuri thread made yesterday at 2chan jun /b/. Still hoping for the slim chance he has a site, since some of his stuff can get lost forever if someone doesn't save it and upload it.

>>1053086
>>1053087
>>1053089
>>1053095
Somehow, an innocent Yukkurisa doesn't quite cut it.

>>1053099
Koremirya punt!

>>1053104
Then here's another one. Still untranslated, but at least is has some YUKKURI SPARK.

More like the Yuyuko one please.

I don't know but the Yukkuri gore gives me a strange sadistic pleasure.

>>1053104
Seconded. Also, not enough bullying/killing

>>1052265
>>1053012
>>1053042
>>1053065
>>1053078
>>1053080
Sorry for being a bit late, more on that creampuff comic.

Yeah, just write it however you want. Maybe next time I'll just write "Take it easy(slurred)!!"

Oops, I did mean "Stretch", it's an onomatopea for stretch that isn't in english ("Muniiiiii-").

You remember those ads for that candy, Caramellos? "Streeeeeeeetch it ouuuuuut.... Caramellooooooos" like that.

The last panel is "Happy!!" or "I'm so happy!!" but slurred in that cute manner.

>>1053065
>>1053082
Anyone else just save multiple edits for the heck of it?
Nice job guys. Have some farting Remirya.

>>1053099
Alternate version

>>1053113
Mutant Yukkureimu is disturbing.

>>1053123
?

This black-and-white artist is pretty much known for most of the extreme stuff, though he makes cute stuff as well...though he usually gores it up a day or two later with another post.

>>1053113

Did this myself, since it's just a bunch of yu's.

Anyone wanna edit this one? Whoever wants it might as well announce they'll do it since we don't want multi-edits.

1:
-Take it easy!
-Wait easy! (?)
2:
-We can take it easy here!
3:
-Take it easy!
5:
-Tasty tasty (munch mucnch)
6:
- Let's get back home easy!(?) (goddamnyou, koyukkuris' distorted speech.. anyone?)

Basically only panel 6 has trouble with translation, anyone wanna provide something?

>>1053154
7:
-What are you doing!! This is Reimu's home! (place, nest, etc.)
8:
-This is Marisa's home. Get out easy!
9:
-Our food disappeared!
10:
-Return our food to us!
11:
-Mwommiee!
-Zdob id! Why are you doin jis!
12:
-Cruel... I cannot dage id eajy like this
-Easy~ (?)

>>1053120
Anon provides

>>1053154
>>1053159
I'll do it.

>>1053148
Err, remember not to crunch your text together if it doesn't fit. Just shrink the text, since the last panel with Reimu head was painful to read. If you're not the editor, don't worry about it.

Did this real quick. I changed Chenkkuri's phrase to "I get it" since that seems to be the more accepted translation according to the wiki.

>>1053180
I don't get this one

Last thing that needs to be translated of Tennkoma. Everything else has pretty much been completed.
>>1053163
Unless...is this the same as Tennkoma's artstyle? http://tennkoma.blog92.fc2.com/

>>1053163

>>1053208
What is going on here?

>>1053188
"Get it" is what Chen-types say when other yukkuris say "take it easy"

>>1053101
Suddenly, I realize why I like Yukkuris so much.

>>1053220
A Remirya is throwing a tantrum and falls asleep, nothing more.
I think the text is "Uuuu" or something like that

>>1053220
Remirya falls asleep throwing a tantrum. Must be a wild one because Sakuya isn't around.

>>1053208

Panel 1:
"Pee~ka~boo~!"
Panel 2:
"U~u~!"
"Pee~ka~boo-"
Panel 3:
"oo-"
*STAB*
Panel 4:
China: "Heheh..."
*roll roll*
"AUUUUUUGHH!"

>>1053259

Yuka: Ah... ahhhn. Great... this is really wonderful....
You scream out really well... more... more... scream in a cuter fashion...

MY: Yu... yu... yu... fuun ... yu.. yuuun... more... yu.... yuyu....

RY: STOP IT ALREADY!
Yuka: What are you saying... can't you see how much this little one is enjoying it...
Aah... ah... aah... no... I can't take it anymore... I'm going(coming).. I'm at my limit... here I come... (Yes, this is as dirty as it sounds, almost everything Yuka says sounds extremly slutty)

Soooii (No good translation for this shout... you can try something like "There!" or "Here I go" -_-)
sfx: Buba
RY: Yuuuu!

RY: Yuuu!
Yuka: Aaahn... this is great...

Aya: Yuukarin was overaroused and overstretched the Marisa yukkuri's cheeks ☆　Are the yukkuri's cheeks alright!? Yuukarin went too far (lit: came too much)... How is her way of showing love?

Yuka: fufufu... it's alright
MY: yu yu yu... yuuufun (satisfied)
Yuka: I only got a nosebleed from being overaroused☆

Aya: Oh, that's good, she only got a nosebleed...... (sfx: snap snap snap snap)
RY: yuuuuuuuu.....

>>1053308
I'll deal with this when I come back.

>>1053244
No, actually it's throwing a tantrum because Sakuya said it can't eat pudding until it eats its vegetables. You can understand how harsh that is.

Take it Easy Manga vol. 4
Only Bad Guys will Laugh! I don't like these times!!

Yukkureimu : WELCOME HOME! I'M HUNGRY!
Reimu : Hey, I bought some Manju at the store!
Reimu : HOLD YOUR HORSES, SHEESH!
Reimu : Just "wait easy" for me to make some tea to go along with it.
Yukkureimu : It looks like me!
Yukkureimu : It could be my little sister...
Manju : BIG SIS!
Yukkureimu + Manju : LET'S TAKE IT EASY TOGETHER FOREVER!
Manju : SAVE ME BIG SIS!
Reimu : Hmmm, so good!
Reimu : What's with the silent treatment all of a sudden!?
Reimu : Fine, you don't want any manju? More for me!

Debateable translations, keep these in mind if you're editing and choose what fits:

Third Panel Right: I wonder if my little sister would look like this. (Lit. I wonder if she would look like this if she's my little sister?) referring to the Yukkuri faced Manjuu

Last Panel:

You've been angry for a while now and I don't understand why!
If you don't want any, then I'll take all these manjuu~

SO MANY FUCKING YU's

I think I got an erection while editing this.

>>1053334
I'll take this. I'm on an editing spree today.

>>1053145
Pooshlmer translator quotes:

>Also, "Happiness" is slurred too, closer to "hwappinesh". And the last phrase says that they let it take it easy, not that it was treated easy.
>>1053187
How about a translation for this one?

>>1053308
That's part three. Here's part two

>>1053292
Edited. Will post shortly.

>>1053170
Reedited

>>1053394
Let me get that for you, lol.

This one is untranslated, unfortunately.

Why Onee-sama?

Because Gunbuster is awesome.

I'll change it to "big sis" if anyone doesn't like it.

Reedited according to Poolshmer

Reedited to make that last frame more readable

How about a translation for this one. It contains lots of Flandre yukkuri goodness.

>>1053074
>>1053077
Fuck yeah

What does it say right under the Yukkurisas? I'd like a translation for that.

Anybody got how this ended?

>>1053308

>>1053321
Sorry, I did the first page, so I thought it'd make more sense for me to do the rest.

>>1053607
Someone said the entire thing was a higurashi reference, hence the blue hair, nipah, and the resets. And 'yukkuri syndrome' instead of 'hinamizawa syndrome'

>>1053618
Here's the first page.

>>1053554
'pon', sound effect. Don't ask me how to translate that, as I have no fucking clue of what would be the English sound effect of a yukkuri giving birth.

>>1053607
Wait, what?

>>1053539
-ZAGUYAAA!!!
-YELB MWEEE!!!
-UUUUU!!!

Flandre: Yum yum

>>1053632
Thanks, "Poof" seemed to make the most sense.

>>1053665

>>1053693

Poof and Poop interchangeable

Third and fourth panel black text under Remirya needs some translating as well. I'd like to try editing this one if it gets translated.

>>1053715
Do you think "Pop" could work as well? Poop seems too awkward for a Yukkurisa giving birth.

>>1053726

>>1053715, is referencing poof with "poop" if you know what it means.

>>1053721
2) U~ U~
3) swoop
4) Uuu-! Uuu-!
(flutter flutter)

>>1053749
>(flutter flutter)
Make that "flap flap", actually.

>>1053776

Fucking Tewi

>>1053777
Thanks.

Tewi, a bully no matter what happens.

>>1053838
i intend to

>>1053187
it's not take it easy right?

>>1053776
TEWI, FUCK YEAH!
But it looks like the actual Tewi far too much

Anyone have any new summaries of stories by japs or new stories in general they'd like to post. Nothing has come up except that story with the nuclear waste lately.

How about a translation for Remirya's most hated trait? She throws away non-sweet food in refrigerators or food you've prepared into toilets.

>>1053929
>japs

go ask 2chan, lol

>>1054049
For that one,
"Veggies will be rubbished-(flushed/trashed/thrown out)"

"Ububububububu!!"

>>1054083
Does an Uuuu~ (star sign) come after that?

>>1054049
HAHAHAH FUCK YEAH

This one is also untranslated. Remirya is definitely the one who deserves being bullied the most. She can cause the most damage with her added appendages.

>>1054135

Where most yukkuris belong.

>>1054096
Yes, it's part of the sentence, like "Throw the veggies ouuuuuuut-*"

can someone link me the upload site again

>>1054222
http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/upload.html

>>1054135
1:
"I don't need veggies!!"
"I want to eat pudding(flan)!! Uuuuuu-!!"
*uu-* *uuu-* *stomp stomp*

2:
"Uuuuuu-~!!"
"Uuuuuu-~!!"
*stomp stomp*
*twist twist* or *noogie noogie* on shoes

The "Uuuu-"s might be more like "Urrr-!!" or "UUvvvv-!!" because she's crying and screaming.

>>1054234
awesome

>>1054049
>>1054135
I'll edit these after my meal unless someone wants to do it right now, which is fine.

Here's one edit.

Second one done. Thanks for the translations.

This guy sure does a lot of Remirya ones. Hoping for another translation.

>>1054541
BUDDIN'!!!
(clatter clatter)

Also, note that >>1054520 is too grammatically correct, needs more retard-speak. "Don' wanna veggies!!! I wanna ead puddin'!!!"

>>1054597
On second thought, make that "BUDDINNNNNN'", with many Ns.

Had to butcher the other guy's superior edition...

>>1054670
For those in doubt, Remiryas actually "speak" that way, with a constant lisp and absolutely no respect for grammar and syntax. They seem to think that grammar should obey them, not the other way around. Trying to figure out what they're saying is supposed to be a headache, it's part of what they are.

>>1054670
>>1054653

hahaha Remirya torture is the best

>>1054670
You should probably throw in "ead" in between "wanna vegetables" and "wanna puddin'."

By the way, I used Wild Word which I found off /rs/. Probably best to stay consistent.

>>1054703
Reediting again... unless you want to go ahead.

>>1054720
No, I was just saying that >>1054670 was correct.

>>1054734
Sorry, I meant to quote >>1054706

There. Perhaps I should move to Wild Words...

so had japan given up on the tendrils idea for the yukkuri? I kinda liked that way instead of the birthing.

>>1054823
Depends on the writer, or the occasion.

IMAGE LIMIT REACHED, ABANDON SHIP AND START A NEW THREAD

AHHHH

And also, tendrils were 100x more unique than pooping out yukkuris whole.

>>1054823
like touhou in general, everything is fanon and therefore completely made up on the spot if it sounds interesting

I noticed >>1053781
wasn't translated yet, here.

Title: Yukkuri and Mokotan and Kaguya
1: "Keine-!!!" "Heeeeey"
(top: yukkuri moko) (bottom: mokotan)
2: "GYAAAAAAAA!!!"
(baaaaang)
3: thought bubble: "I know, I'll go scare baka-Kaguya too"
"Suprised? Were you surprised?"
(turn)
"..."
4: "Hey baka Kaguya!!"
"Baka Kaguya!!!"
(click click)

>>1056532
Edited. Will post in future thread...

>>1056532
>>1056620

You're missing the not-really-that-clever Bakaguya joke.