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Girls don't do dirty things like that.

Hakkero is a good incinerator-type portable toilet.

>>10530459
Calling out a lady on her age

Not cool Marisa

I always wonder this in every story where this sort of thing happens.

One day I want it to be addressed. Not in a crude way, just in a matter-of-fact kind of way.

I mean, real life people have been trapped and imprisoned and stuff.

They dig a hole and pee/poop in it then fill the hole with dirt.
or
They crap danmaku.

More importantly, you should exercise with remilia.

>>10530490

In a spaceship?

Remilia needs to lift

>>10530509
They crap out the window.

>>10530517

But they're in space. Opening a window would cause explosive decompression.

>>10530525
Did you just bring common sense into Gensokyo you piece of shit?

i don't remember what happened but didn't patche build a toilet onto th erocket??

>>10530525
There is air in space. You can easily breath there.

>>10530525
Not in Touhou.

>>10530509
In a wooden magical spaceship, yes.

The bucket in the corner.
Though Remilia is a vampire, so she probably has no need for it.

Sakuya probably stop time and forced them to eat and drink it

>>10530525
Yeah, and it damn near happened when Sakuya actually DID open one of the windows (wtf). At least she paid for her derpness when Yorihime handed her ass to her, which looked pretty cool.

>>10530619
>wtf
>derpness

Trash stop. Trash being stop.

>>10530619
lmao PADS is such a airhead

>>10530525

They shit out a window that Sakuya opens.

>>10530619
When she opened the window, air flowed inside rather than out. (>>10530709)

>>10530739
Maybe it's a side effect of the powers they got from the Sumiyoshi. Like, arriving safely at ones destination.

>>10530709
ZUN isn't a hack, you guys.

>>10530868
Probally, look at Reimu she looks like she is casting a spell

>>10530483
I like it when the door of a bathroom appears for a second in the background while Sakura and Tomoyo are walking around the school.

The fact that bathrooms exist in their childish anime-for-kids world implies that they NEED to use it at some point. They can't ignore that stuff anymore and spend the whole series without taking a dump. They do use the bathroom. It's a fact.

I get a boner every time.

This manga was pretty rude. The strongest in gensokyo lost to some uppity cunts from a barely inhabited space rock? Jesus. Also, Reimu beat down their master in IN so how can she lose to some wimpy student?

>>10531059
Because the plot said she and her friends should lose. Though the way that was accomplished is pretty bad and only served to make Yorihime look like some Mary Sue.

>>10531059
>>10531068
ZUN isn't a hack, you guys.

>>10531059
You are rude. See >>10530529

>>10531059
That space rock has a size of one third of the entire earth. Gensokyo is, what, 10 kilometres in diameter?

A ragtag band of humans and youkai beating an advanced civilization with ancient powers predating humanity? Things like that only happen in manga.

>>10531145

The lunar capital itself is probably smaller than gensokyo.
Youkai are thousands of years old.
Reimu already beat up lunarians.

>>10531178
>Reimu already beat up lunarians.

Reimu and Yukari (not even counting all those other people who came around separately). On their home turf. While the lunarians were hiding and trying to keep a low profile. Canonically needing at least one retry (probably more, as usual). And, of course, in a danmaku battle, a ruleset designed to let the weaker participants a chance to win.

>>10531249

You know what, your mother is a fucking whore. Fuck you.

>>10531249

Canonically, as the official story line, they wouldn't get a retry, it's just for the player's sake.
Home turf is irrelevant.
Even if it gives weaker opponents a chance, they wouldn't normally win anyway. It works for both sides as no one will get killed.
The only relevant point you have is that it was Reimu and Yukari.

They use Reimu as a human-toilet, duh.

>>10531328
How does a human serve as a toilet? I have trouble imagining it

>>10531335
Read more doujins.

These answers aren't creative enough.

The characters can MAGIC.

Please give me an explanation involving MAGIC.

>>10531323
You could get a good ending on the first try in IN? News to me.

>>10531342
Reimu uses her summoning powers to summon Belphegor. He lets them use his toilet.

>>10531342
Second fucking reply in the thread:
>>10530476

>>10531059
You're ignorant of both how the spell card system works and what Yorihime actually did. The whole reason the spell card system was invented was to give even the weakest humans a chance to beat the strongest gods, youkai, etc., provided they ALSO follow the spell card rules. Yorihime used her summoned gods to make a mockery of the team's spell cards; had she even so much as restricted herself to only using her sword and raw power rather than her gods it probably would have been a fair fight. Since that "uppity cunt" didn't use spell cards and just blitz-fucked everyone that came at her with god powers, it wasn't a fair fight, so get over it.

>>10531335
Elementary -- one's mouth is pooped and peed in. This happens in a loose sense in long-term space missions where water, air, and potentially organic material is recycled, sink-to-source.

>>10531579
But wouldn't they in turn need to pee and poop somewhere else? That really doesn't solve the problem in the long run...

>>10531388
No, but the actual canon story is that they succeed.

Stop for a moment and think about Reimu hunched over a bucket with a slight strained look on her face as a turd slowly slides out of her anus and makes a plopping sound as it lands.

>>10534362
Why would it make a plopping sound if it lands in a bucket?

>>10534305
No, they pee and poop in their mouths too.

They pee and poop just like everyone else~

Wish I could sample each touhous stool

Succulent touhou poop~

I wish I could sniff and lick their dirty hairy anuses

>>10535495
>>10535506
Look at me I'm being wacky and grotesque.

It's five paragraphs long so it's funny, right guys?

We sure trolled Something Awful hard.

>>10535527
>no_fun_allowed.jpg

>>10535527
I am not trying to be wacky or grotesque. Touhous poop and I like scat. You are uncomfortable to read about cute little girls pushing out huge stinky logs into my mouth and that is normal.

>>10535527
>We sure trolled Something Awful hard.
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>10535549
2hus are magic girls, magic girls don't poop.

>>10535585
Then what happens to the magical food they eat?

>>10535548
He's a subhuman goon and most likely read an excerpt of this story in his unfunny tranny moderator playground.

>>10535548
Someone posted these screencaps on Something Awful.

A bunch of "WAHHH I LIKE TOUHOU BUT I HATE THAT IT'S FULL OF CREEPY ANIME PERVERTS" replies later, /jp/ declared it an epic win.

>>10535608
Wow really? I made those screencaps.

I feel violated that someone used them for ill intentions like posting them on SA

>>10530459
why are english speakers so against this and spout this meme drivel but japanese are absolutely crazy for it.

just search for touhou and sukatoro on pixiv and be amazed.

>>10535608

SomethingAwful is filled with the most manipulative 'social justice' retards on the planet

I want to vomit thinking about the thought that I unironically browsed that place at one point

wud u piss in shiki's hat?!

>>10535641
Really.

I guess you could search the archive for Something Awful links, but I'm pretty sure they made the whole site private now (even for recent posts), so unless you have an account you're out of luck.

>>10535595
magically disappear

>>10535608
>A bunch of "WAHHH I LIKE TOUHOU BUT I HATE THAT IT'S FULL OF CREEPY ANIME PERVERTS"

So... secondaries and trash?

Sounds like SA, alright.

>>10535741
Oh hell yeah. I would be in the hats of all hat-wearing Touhous.

>>10535748
The Touhou megathreads aren't that bad, save the "LET'S PRETEND PORN DOESN'T EXIST" attitude they have. I'll bet most of those fucktards download doujinshi and fap to little girls like the rest of us, they just don't have the gonads to admit it in front of Zorak.

The Touhou anus repost was in GBS, if I'm not mistaken.

>>10535783

As a former goon, I just went along with the mods' shit. I assume that's what everyone did.

>>10535805
You. Find me the posts I'm talking about.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3493184

Might have been this thread.

I don't have an account any more.