/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I recommend saving all your autism bucks until you can afford to be cryonically frozen, then awaken in a time when transhumanist technology allows you to be the little girl in cyberspace.

Summon the portal.

If you are a good Christian, when God creates the new world you will receive a new body. That is how I plan to become Japanese.

I wish to be friends with a little girl.

I wouldn't even want to fuck her, I just want to... have a meaningful relationship with a loli. Why is life so sad, /jp/? ;_;

>>10527370
I want this, but I think it would be difficult to connect with a loli without being a loli.

Life is cruel. I will never be the loli I want to be... ;_;

>>10527377
>>10527370
You could always sire children.

>>10527384
Is this why normal people have kids? Are billions of people basically just non-lewd lolicons like myself, and I didn't even realize?

>>10527370
>>10527377
Maybe the wizard of Oz could help you.

>>10527396
Normal people have kids because they don't want to die alone and because it's "what normal people do". I don't understand why non-lolicons have children even though they find them annoying.

I don't think you are a non-lewd lolicon. You just happen to like children AND be a lolicon, that's why a non-lewd relationship would be better than nothing for you. I'm the same.

>>10527415
Maybe you're right.

I dislike lewdness in general, but when I enter lewd modo I suppose I am a lolicon. Still, I can distinguish that from liking little girls, and I would love a little girl to just play checkers and eat ice cream with.

Stem cells can be made to grow into any tissue in the body. This includes ovaries and uteri, as well as bone, muscle and skin which could be used for specifically cosmetic issues.

An ovum only needs one X chromosome, which can be provided by any human being through meiosis because if you didn't have at least one X, you wouldn't exist.

Basically, you grow the organs, and surgically insert them into the body. Currently, womb transplants are about $18,000, which also includes the surgery to remove the uterus from a woman. You wouldn't need to do this if you were growing the organ.

Womb transplants and stem cell grown organs are current technology, as in we're doing them now. The technology behind them will get more powerful, and the end result will be the ability to take a man and turn him into a woman with arbitrary characteristics. I give full sex changes twenty years, tops, and a price tag of $15,000-$100,000.

Sorry to break it to you but you're a man. The best thing you can do is be a really good person in the hopes that you will reborn as a female in the next life.

A couple hundred years ago women dressed as men or wanted to be men. Now it is the opposite.

I'm 16, can I still be considered a little girl? ;_;

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>>10527512
defeated by mods

>>10527512
Are you a boy or a girl?

>>10527512
Mods actually come here?

>>10527512
If you're reading this, please email me.

>>10527512

wata fuk amn

>>10527512
What the fuck mods? I wish I had the MODS=FAGS pasta right now.

>>10527512
hahaha
oh wow
trolled us good

>>10527512
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>>10527512
epic ownage mod

no not really I hate you

>>10527550
Thanks for the update.

>>10527512
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>>10527512
thread derailed xD

I like the part where the post said
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Thumbs up if you agree!

>>10527579
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>>10527579

Mods ruining a good thread with attention whoring.

Mods, please lurk more. We appreciate your work (honest), but you don't have to do this here. We'd rather just have our thread in peace.

>>10527623
I don't appreciate their work and I hope they get Cirrhosis.

>>10527623
You guys ruined this thread yourselves. Fucking pathetic.

/a/ pretending to be /jp/, kill yourselves

>>10527512
pic related, u getting ownd by mod LMAO

>>10527645
Two words: Crayon Smell

>>10527670

>>10527670
My 9 years old cousin likes to draw with crayons.

Paedophiles need to be shot.

>>10527705
Lucky, I'm stuck with a nephew. Well, thats all really have to say.

>tfw you have a 10 year old qt lil sister but don't view her sexually at all

>>10527719
Pedophile* You're in America yuropoor, speak American English.

>>10527719
>Paedophiles
Learn how to spell if you're going to post.

*Pedophiles

>>10527726
>sexually
Who said anything about it being sexual?

>>10527728
A pedophile is someone who loves feet. Paedo refers to children, as a Greek word, Pedo refers to feet, as a Latin word.

Next you'll tell me it's aluminum and not aluminium.

>>10527736
That's right. I only want to lick her body because I'm madly in love with her.

>>10527737
A pedophile can't fall in love with a foot. It's just a fetish.

>>10527719
I'd like a loli to shoot me with her ejaculate.

>>10527737
True if you spelling it the same way you do in Psychiatry. Its a game a semantics now.

>>10527737
It's actually pædophile.

>>10527737
But -phile is Greek.

>>10527785
I'm pretty sure that pædophile is a corruption. Pedo comes come the Greek word paîs.

>>10527768
But a foot is a living part of a human being, not an object.

I think you mean "it's a partialism".

>>10527803
It doesn't have a mind, it's just... a foot.

Paedophilia should be called paedosexuality. "philia" implies that you only care about the kid's body.

>>10527748
Who would want to lick a prepubescent girl's armpits? YOU ARE SICK.

>>10527826
>armpits
projectin much ? haha :P
j/k m8

>>10527826
My niece's armpits smell when she gets sweaty. And she's 10. Is it puberty?

>>10527841
It is purity. Please bottle some of this nectar and give it to me. I'll be waiting outside of your house in a few minutes time.

>>10527841
Does she smell bad or... childish?

I hope it isn't early puberty. God damn, people should stop feeding meat with hormones to their kids. Fuck shitty parents and fuck the greedy sick fucks that sell that goddamn meat.

>>10527860
It has a faint smell of sweat. The reason I noticed is because she loves putting that shit up my face whenever I try to play my games.

>>10527841
Is she fat? I just watched Penn and Teller's Bullshit on organic food and people said girls with higher body fat will go into puberty earlier. Then they said that competitive gymnasts won't even go through puberty until after they've stopped competing.

So, if I'm understanding this right, will 23 year old professional gymnists will be as flat and hairless as a 9 year old? Is the 23 year old a loli?

http://99chan.org/b/res/42238.html

>>10527874
That's fine then.

Why do you know so little about children? You don't deserve that little girl.

>>10527876
Are you seriously implying that being flat and hairless is what makes lolis so good?

>>10527896
You tell me.

>>10527876
Not really. A little plump maybe.

>>10527923
Kiddy fat?

>>10527928
Can you stop being such a pedophile?

>>10527933
I can't help but love my cousin's feet.

Can someone post that video of a chinese cute little girl crying because she bumped her head on something, and then blames it on the father and after that he tries cheering her up but he fails miserably?

I saw it being posted on /jp/ 2 months ago or something.

>>10527959
I don't know what you are talking about, but look at this:

kidxforever.tumblr.com/post/26827914358/when-selling-girl-scout-cookies-goes-wrong

>>10527350
Cryogenics is bullshit.

>>10527737
Sorry, but no conjugation of "Pes" is "Pedo".

You will never be more than an ugly guy in a dress

>>10527973
>Cryogenics
>genics

Well you're obviously an expert.

>>10528151
>ugly guy in a dress
Yeah I know but, I really want to be a pretty little girl in a dress. Can't we play pretend?

want to be the little girl? how can you do this? get a microphone and a voice changer. i get free shit just for sounding like a girl on steam

>>10528247
Never really got why people did this. I've even listened to horribly awkward vent conversations where tweety bird voiced nerds try and get some girl to accept their free whatever. What do they expect? Instant anal because you bought someone portal 2?

>>10527451
Great, in 20 years I won't even be able to enjoy loli, because they'll all be transvestite fags.

>>10527396
>Is this why normal people have kids?

I assume so. My mother kept having children because she wanted a cute daughter, but it never worked.

I often find myself in the same situation as you dear friend. To be a fragile, delicate little girl would fulfill all my desire. Worries flushed down the drain, rejections long long forgotten. I believe so many of us wish for this fantasy because we view ourselves,internally, as flawed beings. To have a cute immaculate little face and an equally immaculate life would be absolute bliss.

>>10527876
>So, if I'm understanding this right, will 23 year old professional gymnists will be as flat and hairless as a 9 year old?

BRB getting a wife

>>10527728
When did gomennasai learn how to not draw shitty and put sunburn on every joint?

>>10527876
I'm pretty sure they stop competing before then, and they mean they won't go into puberty until like 17


There are plenty of petite 20 somethings already. Just have them shave.

>>10527876
Isn't that kind of unhealthy because then their brain won't grow as much?

>>10528381
It just isn't the same.