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You're at a party and this girl comes up and pats your head.

What do you do?

>> No.10525034

>>10525025
meow

>> No.10525037

I generally sperg out when people touch my head. So I'd probably shake around like I have Tourette's, and maybe make loud noises and hit her. I hope I don't hurt her though. I don't want to hurt her, I just want to not be touched on my head.

>> No.10525038

genuflect

>> No.10525041

She is really short, so, to reach my head, her arms must be long as heck. I would break her arm, dropkick her and rush out of there.

>> No.10525043

I must be drunk as fuck and lying on the ground if she manages to pat my head.

2.05 meter mustardrace.

>> No.10525076

(whips out propane)
(has good time with Rika nipah mii~)

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>>10525041
>>10525043

Don't worry she can reach.

>>10525076

Are... Are you going to huff propane?

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>>10525037

>> No.10525174

Pat her head back

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>>10525025
give her the wiiiiidest smiiile

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>>10525465

r u a hidamari?

>> No.10525472

>what do
Get a boner.

>> No.10525520

miii

>> No.10525527

thank her for the p-pickles

>> No.10525534

>>10525527
wrong girl dude

>> No.10525541

>>10525534
it's a dude

>> No.10525541,1 [INTERNAL] 

What does the janitor has against Rika? I'll fucking kill him

>> No.10525541,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10525136
Why is this guy angry at me?

>> No.10525541,3 [INTERNAL] 

OP here.

Why would he delete this thread? I'm emailing moot, I'm serious.

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