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I just got back from my first day at working at summer child day care and the teacher thought it would be a good idea to ask what the kids liked to eat. Surprisingly alot of lolis said they like cake. It took me alot of willpower not to burst out laughing. Just thought any /jp/er who is planning on luring lolis would like to know.

>> No.1051976
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>>1051971
Thanks for the advice, chief.

>> No.1051982

Surprisingly?

You're surprised that people like cake?

Are the little girls making sure that you learn your ABCs and stop eating paste?

>> No.1052010
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THIS JUST IN
CHILDREN LIKE SWEETS

TOMORROW WE'LL SEE IF THEY'RE AS INTO RUNNING AROUND AS SCIENTISTS PREDICT

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>>1052010
>>1051982

>> No.1052034

Lolis loev cake.

>> No.1052035

>>1051971
...did you forget your childhood or something? Almost EVERYBODY likes cake.

>> No.1052044

>>1051971
If you asked what their favorite food is, and many responded cake, that may be a surprise. But if you asked "do you like cake?" then no, you're an idiot.

>> No.1052045

>>1052035
The Cake is a lie!

>> No.1052053

>>1052045
No Anon, you are the lie!

>> No.1052074

We asked what would you all like to eat. One girl shouted cake. Some dipshit kid trying to impress his friends shouted a dog. Eventually they all started chanting cake.

>> No.1052077

>>1052045

That's pretty clever where did you hear that

>> No.1052084

>>1052077
An opening was present and I took it.

>> No.1052088

>>1052074
A dog? How would that impress anyone?

>> No.1052096

>>1052088
I'm sure to kids dogs are giant beasts that could rape the shit out of them.

>> No.1052092

>>1052088

in before dog with rings

>> No.1052093

>his friends shouted a dog

Asian kid?

>> No.1052106

>>1052096

I'm not entirely positive the kid thought process goes "Dog -> Huge -> Scary -> It might rape me!"

It's more or less, "DOGGY -> FLUFFY? (y/n) Y -> PET N -> PET. IS A TAIL OPEN FOR PULLING? YES -> PULL ON THAT TAIL."

>> No.1052115

>>1052088
Maybe he wanted to impress his Korean friends?

>> No.1052121

Wait, I think everyone is missing the point here. How the fuck did OP get a job to watch over lolis and shota?

I don't think you have a job. Enjoy your questions.

>> No.1052125

>>1052115
>>1052093
>>1052088

No that kid has been saying shit that is inappropriate to every situation trying to be funny. He complains about not being enough basketballs during outdoor time so I ask him what would he like. He says he would like a brick to play brick ball. His friends started laughing.

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>> No.1052167

>brick to play brick ball. His friends started laughing.

I beat him and slap his friend for laughing.

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