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You know what really bothers me about eroges? A heroine sees a dick for the first time in her life when the protag pulls it out of his pants, but then immediately proceeds to give him a blowjob like she was born to do that. Suspension of disbelief: broken. You like virgins, that's your preference, but why the fuck do you expect them to instantly be good at having sex?

>> No.10518896

A proper lady is taught how to please a man from a young age. It doesn't mean they've seen the real thing though.

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>>10518893
What VNs are you playing anon? Are they ones that place the sex at any level of importance?

>> No.10518917

You know what really bothers me about crossboarders? A crossboarder visits /jp/ for the first time, but then immediately proceeds to post a thread like it belongs here. Welcome: overstayed. You want to be in /jp/, that's fine, but why the fuck do you make threads?

>> No.10518922 [DELETED] 

>>10518896

Girls have the internet, too; before that, they had magazines with article titles like 'how to please your man', and I'm sure word-of-mouth is also been a part of it since there have been words.

I'm sorry for rambling about this, but your post gave me assburgers.

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>>10518893

Girls have the internet, too; before that, they had magazines with article titles like 'how to please your man', and I'm sure word-of-mouth is also been a part of it since there have been words.

I'm sorry for rambling about this, but your post gave me assburgers. Please enjoy this humble offering.

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>> No.10518934

>>10518917
No need to be so harsh. He's not being a faggot about it.

>> No.10518940

>>10518934

Yes you were. Delete your shit thread, please.

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>>10518911
Well, take Saber's second H-scene for an example. She sees a naked dude for the second time in her life, but gives him a royal (pun intended) blowjob. Did she even think of such a thing at any time during her life?

>> No.10518954

>>10518949

stop posting

>> No.10518962

>>10518926
And boys have the same thing. Were you a sex god during your first time?
> /jp/
> having a first time

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>>10518954
What the fuck is your problem?

>> No.10518967

>>10518949

Yeah, actually. When Merlin gave her a dick, and she had it sucked.

cannon

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>>10518949
Considering she was surrounded by men her whole life and even had a dick herself for a good period of time I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't get curious about how things felt once or twice. And though there's nothing to back this up, part of me thinks that the knowledge kit servants get upon summoning could contain tips on getting the mana transfer to go well. Either way, King of Blowjobs

>> No.10518972

>>10518965
He's from /b/, don't worry about it

>> No.10518978

>>10518962
I ended up on this board by a mistake 5 minutes ago.
This post though, best one yet.
Told Status: Toldielocks and the three bears.

>> No.10518985

>>10518967
>>10518969
Where can I read about Saber having a dick? I haven't read a lot of Fate material besides the base game and Zero.

>> No.10518988

Hi, welcome to /jp/ ^__^
>>10518909
>>10518917
>>10518940
>>10518954
don't mind these bakas :/ they don't reperesent the real /jp/ ! ^_^

>> No.10518994

>>10518988
Irony at its finest, bro XDD. Told those benises.

>> No.10518993

>>10518985
It's only included as a footnote on how Mordred exists. Sadly there's no Fate in which Futa Saber is represented that I know of

>> No.10519000

>>10518988
I've been browsing /jp/ occasionally for years now. What the fuck changed during the time I wasn't here?

>> No.10519003

>>10519000
Everything

>> No.10519005
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10519005

You know what bothers me about OP's post?

Anime image macros.

>> No.10519008

>>10518994
Why are you defending OP and the others who just came from /a/ because of the flanfly thread? Is it possible that you're really this stupid?

>> No.10519016

>>10519000
We've finally gotten rid of you shitposters

>> No.10519021

>>10519005
>>insinuating you weren't NTR'd by a black man

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>>10518962

When I was in high school, being a snarky internet nerd made me somewhat socially normative at a time when WoW and Facebook were popular. When you're in your early twenties, having a job and a real personality is what works.

>> No.10519029

>>10518940
It's not my thread. Stop thinking everyone who doesn't agree is the person you're attacking.

>> No.10519031

>>10519021
>>that's a whole lot of right chevron, my nigga.

>> No.10519044

>>10519029
I don't blame him for thinking that. Your "he's not being a faggot about it" gave off very thick /a/ fumes, though not nearly as thick as the fumes from OP's epic images.

>> No.10519042

>>10519029

Stop posting. Delete your shit thread.

>> No.10519057

>>10519042
fuck off. I'm taking this to /q/.

>> No.10519065

>>10519057
Thanks for the laugh.

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>/jp/ still doesn't know that it's /a/'s playground

>> No.10519091

>>10518978
>>>/vg/

>> No.10519092

>>10519079
Who the FUCK are you quoting?

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>>10519092
play with THIS!

>> No.10519107

>>10518917
You can't expect crossboarders to be reasonable. They are attention-hungry subhumans of the worst kind.

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>> No.10519114

anti-sage

Get fucked japs

>> No.10519127

>>10519114
waito piggu go home fakku yu

>> No.10519132

>>10519127
For all you bakas, "waito piggu go home" is a popular meme on 4chan based on a viral video about a nationalist Japanese rally yelling at foreigners. See the link below:

http://www.youtube com/watch?v=hzmgyFQNvvU&feature=youtu.be&t=2m15s

>> No.10519140

>>10519044
>Your "he's not being a faggot about it" gave off very thick /a/ fumes
I agree that the OP is your typical /a/ thread, but it's better than most of the shitposts around in /jp/.

/jp/ used to be a laid back place where most posters knew when to act 'elitist'. Now there are some people acting like assholes just for the sake of it, while many shitposters (who actually shit the board) get warm responses. He probably thinks he's so superior going around telling everyone they're crossboarders, but he actually inflicts long term damage to the board. I'm pretty sure the guys at the VN generals can testify.

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>>10519132
>yfw

>> No.10519143

>>10519140

>but it's better than most of the shitposts around in /jp/.


no

>> No.10519145

So your problem is that I used an anime reaction image? That's it? Way to go being butthurt retards about it. I neither know nor want to know what rules you autists made for yourselves here, so I'll just continue as normal on any board.

>> No.10519148

>>10519140

If you think the 'typical /a/ thread' is better than the typical /jp/ thread, why not go to /a/? You seem to like it a lot, so it's only natural.

>> No.10519149

>>10519105
If you continue to refuse to answer my question you can rest assured you won't ever see the light of day again. I'll personally see to it that you suffer a long and painful life devoid of fresh air or more food than is required to keep your heart beating. Every day you will cry out for the sweet release of death but death's phone has been disconnected and he will not be able to receive your calls. Maybe tomorrow he will have contacted the phone company and gotten it sorted out, who knows? Eventually your eyes will give out due to the lack of light and will begin to rot due to the moisture in the rancid air. With your eyes your mind will go. You will grow weaker and weaker until you can no longer lift your own head, but by that time you won't know which way is up anyway. Then when your body has reached its limit and you are about to sigh your last breath I will stand over you and ask once again; ``Who are you quoting?"'

>> No.10519156

>>10519141
Get your le troll face meme the HELL out of my /jp/

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>>10519156

>> No.10519172

>>10519156
Fuck off. Trollface was invented here.

>> No.10519177

>>10519172
>>>/a/

>> No.10519178

>>10519148
Nice reading comprehension. I said it's better than shitposts, which isn't something hard to do, but you guys seem to like them better. There are good threads in /jp/ and it's always been my home board, don't tell me where to go.

>> No.10519183

>>10519145
Thanks!

>> No.10519187

>>10519177
That's where you should go until you learn the history of /jp/.

>> No.10519212

You want broken suspension of disbelief, how about the few weeks between the MC first meeting a LI to having sex while /jp/ got nowhere in their entire school life.

>> No.10519236

>>10519145

>>>/global/rules/3
``Do not post the following outside of /b/: ... macro image replies''

>> No.10519262

>>10519236
There's a rule that loli and shota are only postable on /b/? Not the 3 boards dedicated to that sort of thing?

>> No.10519267

>>10519262
It's been that way for a long time.

>> No.10519270

>>10519267
I understand that, but that rule makes zero sense

>> No.10519286

>>10519262
Well done on admitting to have not the read that has been there since the revised ruleset (which was, what, 2007?)

moot doesn't want loli on 4chan, he's just willing to turn a blind eye to it on /b/. Explicit lolicon is illegal in the United States, anyway.

>> No.10519308

>>10519286
Over half of /jp/ is in violation of Global Rule 5. No one cares about the little rules except for self-important mods anon, no need to autism all over the place over small things

>> No.10519321

what a horrible thread, even worse than usual

>> No.10519335

>>10519321
Let's see YOUR threads big guy

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>>10519321
Blame the guy who got mad over crossboarders instead of ignoring or hiding the thread.

>> No.10520278

>all this autism in this thread

>> No.10521980

>>10519005
Maybe it's my autism here, but Reimu doesn't look that annoyed in your picture. I might title this image "neutral_reimu.png" or "suspicious_reimu.png".

>> No.10522387

>>10521980
No, I think you're right. Renaming the fuck out of this.

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