/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Some /jp/sies weren't even alive then, and that's pretty depressing.

>>10516633
1995 master race

Her body is young but her face looks old

Can't tell if loli

>>10516644
>her face looks old

Disgusting Korean old woman

>>10516644

>born September 20, 1976

>>10516652
>Circle Lenses, heavy make-up, blatant photoshop

Sure.

>>10516660
She looks like shit

You can't fool me, OP. I know exactly what you're up to. Really, taking advantage of a new janitor like this is just cruel.

>>10516633
>>10516642
>Pretty soon, people born in the 90s will be too old for the internet
>They will be forced to get jobs and lead normal adult lives

>>10516826

I was born in 81. I'll have her.

>>10516831
what kind of speed is 19 fph

i'll tell you, it's a silly speed

>>10516883
Still makes more sense than the metric system.

"Sorry officer, I didn't realize I was going 32/299,792,458 the speed of light per second. I'll be more careful next time."

>>10516826
I was born in 1992 and I feel old enough already. Make time stop please. Hitting 20 was one of the saddest days of my life.

>>10516883
I think you're underestimating how many feels that is.

>>10516905
Is this supposed to be ironic? Is it one of those trolls like "I'm 17, but I'm mature for my age"?

I am seriously fucking fuming right now. 11/10.

>>10516909
I was born in 1995 and I am an extremely mature and sophisticated intellectual. I even got a fedora for my 18th birthday last week.

85 master race
all newfags out

Please don't bully younger /jp/ers I am a 94 liner and have been here before I was allowed but I never shitposted or did bad things that disrespected our beloved board (I'm pretty sure most of the shit posters that post their real pictures are in their mid 20s most of the time)

>>10516963
What a fuckin pussy nerd

>>10516987
Please don't bully. We are all friends here <3

>>10516931
Classy. Don't forget to wear socks on your sandals my boy!

87 here, I still feel like 8 though because I'm a cute little girl.

>>10517303
> wear socks on your sandals my boy!

never got what's supposed to be bad with that

>>10516826
( ._.)

I only have sex with girls over 1000 years old.

>>10516898
>implying metric system is like that
>implying the metric system doesn't make a hell of a lot more sense

>>10516909
I'm female.

4chan taught me that after I'm 15, I lose my value. ;_;

>>10517495
I think it's younger than 15. Anyway, losing your childhood doesn't make you mature. You have that middle period called adolescence where you have no redeeming qualities whatsoever before you truly reach adulthood.

>>10517495
More like after you're 12.

>>10516626
2 years older than me, and absolutely beautiful ;__; I'm just filthy NEET

>>10517495
More like once you pass 115 lbs.

>>10517495
females lose value after they turn 10

>>10517525
>>10517502
>>10517505
That's the point.

>>10517517
I'm skinny and have the body of a young boy. Will you be my senpai?

>>10516963
1990 is mid 20s. I sometimes wonder if 90ers are feeling the oppression of 00ers like us 80ers felt the oppression of 90ers.

By the way, girls born in 2000 are no longer lolis.

>>10516702
YO. Shut the FUCK up you 13 year old scrub.

>>10516652
Her PS turned out nice I am glad we live in a world where people could be can modify themselves like this.

>>10517534
A girl born in December 2000 would still be 12.

>>10516931
Goddamn, 95 is 18 now? super metroid came out only a year before.

>>10517542
I'd suffer if my loli only had months left...

>>10516702
Still better than you lol

>>10517525
Only in America. Hormones in the food and shit.

Russian/Japanese lolis stay lolis until they are 12-13.

>>10517570
It's not hormones, it's better nutrition. Russia/Japan has delayed puberty because they are malnourished.

>>10517574
Eating a lot of fish =/= malnourished

>>10517532
Does 'the body of a young boy' include a penis?

>>10517585
I think she would have mentioned that before since girls with penises are becoming more popular these days.

>>10516905
I was born the same year as you, and hitting 21 was the happiest day of my life.

Please learn to take it easy.

>>10517574
So they look younger because of malnutrition

Nice logic there.

>>10517585
No. Also this >>10517591.

>>10517684
Better luck elsewhere?

>>10517582
They are.

Look how small and weak jap men are.

>>10517631
That fat for the breasts has to come from somewhere.

Where my '94 bros?

>>10517743
doesn't it come from men's hopes and dreams?

>>10516642
'92

>>10516831
>>10516826
I know all of those feels.

>>10516633
Why? I'm pretty sure many shitposters are old, while many good posters are young.

>>10516826

I'm waiting for such a time when I can reintroduce 2006 memes as if they were new.

>>10518056
Shitposters are often those who are too old or too young in the 1st place.

>>10516633
I was born in 89. I hope I'm not the oldest person here.

>>10516626
I want to travel back in time to the 1980's as a teenager and have adventures or become Japanese movie star. I suppose my adventures right now will do.

>`82
>No boypussy
>shitposting
>❤

>>10517332
Sandals should be open toed, so that sweat is easily evaporated from the skin.

Wearing socks not only makes the look ugly, but makes the point of wearing sandals moot.

>>10517532
I'll be your senpai

>>10518192
Be careful, some pretty fucked up shit happened in the 80's. Don't go near Okinomiya or that island near Niijima.

lol /jp/ is full of fuking gramps go die wit athristis

>>10517772
Here!

>>10518217
What are you doing here, Doschon?

>>10517772
>>10520185
WTF!

being born in 1994 is is one of /jp rules

how does evolution create a look like that anyways?

>>10521533
She is Korean and it was created by plastic surgery not even being the usual /jp/ Korean hater.

Hwang JungEum and many internet Ulzzang have a similar look.

>>10521553
>Hwang JungEum
Her forehead and facial structure is more narrow. has a prominent angle of mandible, generally a longer face, more developed.

Similar, yes. but you can say that about any asian.

>>10516905
92 aswell - will be 21 in 3 months.
Oh god. make it stop.
I have still so much stuff to do before I get into adultery.
I had only sex with one girl yet, to begin with. And no girlfriend at the time D: not even the time to look for some. I dont wanna miss out all the nice oppurtunites.

Ah, my life sucks.

>>10520195

I hate Doschan! Hispachan is better...

>>10516826

>Pretty soon, people born in the 90s will be too old for the internet
>They will be forced to get jobs and lead normal adult lives
I look forwards to those 90s kids getting off my internet, maybe we can get some peace and quiet again.

>>10516898
>Not basing your length units on the speed of light in vacuum.
Yeah, we should base it on an artifact like the French kilogram artifact that keeps on getting lighter.

>>10517574
I don't think it's 'better nutrition' more like overweightness and obesity. Japanese people generally get enough to eat, it's a rich country although I'm not sure what the social safety net is like.

>>10522744
well until then u just got to deal with it
fucking faggot

1981 winner here!

>>10516626
I usually hate short hair with a passion, but this is actually not bad.