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Are Westerners allowed into soaplands in Japan?

>> No.10512854

We've had a couple of good threads about this and the answer is basically yes, as long as you're clean. However, beware soaplands ran by Yakuza, which may have special rules regarding foreigners.

>> No.10512855

>>10512849
Give me some damn links to Japanese Gravure RIGHT NOW! I can't find shit.

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What the fuck is a Westerner

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>>10512859

>those eyes
>mpw

>> No.10512862

>>10512849
I'm 12 and what is this.

>> No.10512863

>>10512854

What are the chances of getting hustled if you don't speak Japanese? Would you be able to just gesture and, assuming you can at least understand Japanese numbers so you understand the price, get the massage?

>> No.10512867

>>10512863
100%

>> No.10512870

Is this Gravure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlbMCZbSLoI

>> No.10512875

Why would you want to go anyway? I would think they're terribly unhygienic

>> No.10512880

>>10512875
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7o2pDtcOjw4#t=45s

this is why ya nerd .

#yellowFever

>> No.10512883

The reasons gaijin get banned from businesses is normally due to some retards coming in, thinking they can do whatever they want, and then causing trouble. Lots of foreigners who go to Japan think that because they are treated well there, that they can take advantage of it and be obnoxious idiots. As you can imagine, this problem will be more pronounced in a sexual situation. Westerners go to these places and don't know when they should stop. So expect to be barred from some.

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>>10512859

This is a Westerner. They are loud and obnoxious. You can tell this one is American because she is blonde.

>> No.10512885

>>10512883
>Westerners go to these places and don't know when they should stop.

Or rather, they know when but they don't care.

>> No.10512893

I wouldn't go. One of my coworkers who was born and raised in Japan contracted two STDs from them. One when he was 15 and the other when he was 17.

And yeah I have a PT job. It's at a Japanese resteraunt so am I still truNEET?!?

>> No.10512890

Gaijin get paired with the ugliest girls

>> No.10512891

If you want actual information: we've had quite an extensive thread on this a couple months ago. Look for soapland in the archive.

>> No.10512897

>>10512890
This. Expect to get the most hideous girl in the establishment.

>> No.10512903

>>10512882
She seems like a cutie.
American Westerners are the best!

Since she's American, she must be a pure Christian too.
Would marry and raise a family with.

>> No.10512900

>>10512883
This is exactly it, Japan has a philosophy that literally translates to "The customer is God". In the west, you grab your shit, pay at the till, maybe make smalltalk, and leave.

Any tips to give off an aura of "Wait, he's not one of the bad gaijins."?

>> No.10512904

>>10512880

If they opened those up here and actually had Japanese girls working at them, they'd probably be booked months in advance.

>> No.10512907

What the hell is a soapland?

Are we talking about a videogame level?

>> No.10512909

>>10512883
Nobody asked you, weeaboo

>> No.10512913

>>10512904
and then get closed down in a week because of disgusting old fucks grabbing and molesting the girls.

>> No.10512914

>>10512890

she's still going to be hotter than any Chinese/other asian you could get

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>>10512882
>You can tell this one is American because she is blonde.
Not nessesaraly.

No matter how blonde haired and blue eyed the character is. The japanese will still say she is japanese despite not looking anything like one.

I dont fucking get it either.

>> No.10512923

>>10512900
The best thing you can do is just be polite, follow the rules, and try to fit in.

>> No.10512924

>>10512913

you are clueless

>> No.10512932

>>10512924
Why am I clueless? White people are notoriously famous for mistreating sex workers and or killing them. Deal with it delusional nerdshitter.

>> No.10512937

>>10512900
If you mean to get into a place that has decided to ban foreigners, you probably won't be able to. That hot spring wouldn't let Debito in even when he showed them he was a citizen. I mean, he sued them and won, but still.

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>>10512890
feel when you're the ugliest girl in a soapland and no one ever wants you

>> No.10512944

>>10512932
You are thinking of niggers or vikings who do that kinds of stuff.

>> No.10512945
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>>10512917
Alice comes from Romania and if Yukari is indeed Maribel Hearn, then she is a westerner. She just changed her name to Yukari Yakumo like Lafcadio Hearn changed his name to Koizumi Yakumo.

That also make Yukari AMERICAN.

>> No.10512946

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2Vjwu8XzMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNOoDAFq0xc

why is this allowed on youtube? are the yakuza keeping on or what?

>> No.10512957

>>10512945
Maybe so but the japaese will still say Alice and Yukari is japanese.

>> No.10512953

>>10512944
you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, virglord.

>> No.10512965

>>10512953
I am not the initial guy you were talking too. I was just putting my two cents in.

That kind of stuff sounds like the pillaging kind.

>> No.10512966

>>10512957
Obviously. They're youkai.

>> No.10512967

>>10512957
So? They'll also say the Rape of Nanking didn't happen.

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>>10512957
Well they are sperglords.

>> No.10512974

>>10512966
But you dont get what I am getting it at. I am not just talking about touhou I am talking about ererything else in japanese games and anime and VS etc.

No matter how obviously western they look the japanese dont seem to see the difference.

>> No.10512978

>>10512967
It didn't happen though.

>> No.10512978,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10512866
sup janny

>> No.10513211

>>10512849

It's been years, and I haven't been to actual soapland places (with the ofuro style service), but I have been to some Japanese "whore" houses while in Japan.

In my experience the following was true (even when I knew Japanese):

1) Rare to find places that accept gaijin
2) Even if you get in, usually they will only give you a blowjob or handjob, so you can't have vaginal or anal sex with them
3) Apparently if you have native Japanese friends that go with you, your chances of better services are good
4)Expect to pay the about $80-$120 per hour to be with a girl, some places is the same rate but half an hour
5)Not all girls there are actually Japanese, I saw lots of Chinese girls as well
6)Some even have "gaijin" girls (for example American or Russian)

The first time I ever went was a really great experience. I was roaming around a red light district with intent of course. Usually there are guys standing outside their stores that will try to pull people in. Since I was gaijin, 99% of them didn't approach me, but one guy did. After understanding the price and services I followed him in.

Inside I was told their were gaijin girls, but I told them I wanted Japanese girl.

Continued in part 2:

>> No.10513214

>>10513211

Part 2:

After waiting on a bench for about 10 minutes,
I got taken to the back by my Japanese girl, her name was "Ryo-chan". We went to this TINY little room, SMALLER than an office cubical. I undressed as did she so we could go take a shower first. After putting on towels, she lead me to the shower, which was also tiny, but we both fit cozily. She then washed and showered me very lovingly, with the warm water it was such a great experience. After that, we return to the cubicle and she gave me a blowjob. After I came, I asked if I could cuddle with her and she said yes and we did that for the rest of the time I had just chatting about stuff.

After that, I went back about once a month, and usually ended up paying for 2 sessions because 1 was too short for me. Every time, I requested Ryo-chan. I loved her because not only was she cute, but she wasn't fake. During our talks she would honestly tell me how she didn't like working there, which was good in my view since she didn't pretend like I was the best thing that every happened to her bullshit that stereotypical whores try to convince you of but fail terribly.

Yet still, because she was honest, I could tell she was being honest with her affections (but not love) and services. It had a lovingly feel to it even if she didn't like the actual job overall.

This was my first sexual experience ever with a woman. I was 22 years old at the time.

I love you Ryo-chan and will never forget you! You will always have a place in my heart.

>> No.10513232

>>10513214
>This was my first sexual experience ever with a woman. I was 22 years old at the time.
Did you tell her?

>> No.10513241

>>10513214

They really don't like white men having sex with their women, do they?

>> No.10513242

>>10513241
Sexual intercourse for money is illegal in Japan.

>> No.10513253

>>10513241
It's turned into a fetish for Japanese men to see their women manhandled by any kind of gaijin, due to their beta minds ways and how their women are impossibly arrogant.

>> No.10513258

>>10513214

You done got treated like a gringo. She took you around back to a closet and sucked you off? And you paid full price for this?

>> No.10513261

>>10512965
White people are the most notorious pillagers in history, dumbass.

>> No.10513271

>>10513261

save it for /pol/, man

>> No.10513278

>>10513258
That's what soaplands do.

>> No.10513300

>>10512939
Is that Tanashi Miyoko drawn by Rustle?

>> No.10513318

Do you get to fuck them?

>> No.10513323

>>10513318
>Soapland (ソープランド sōpurando?) or sōpu is a Japanglish word constructed from the two English words "soap" and "land" and is part of Japan's sex industry also known as Mizu shōbai. Since sexual intercourse for money is officially prohibited by the Japanese government, many different types of brothels in Japan have been developed. In Soapland, clients engage in non-penetrative sex with prostitutes to achieve orgasm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soapland

>> No.10513327

My Japanese media tells me the girls that work in those places are kidnapped school girls that are forced to sell their bodies for the profit of fat, evil, pigs. Why would you go to such a place?

>> No.10513325

>soaplands were established to circumvent prostitution laws established by the *mostly american written* japanese constitution

why cant japan into their own country?

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>>10513325

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>>10513327

>> No.10513337

>>10513232

Hell no.

>> No.10513343

>>10513325

This is also why Japanese have to censor their porn. Fuck America. [Spoiler]I'm American...[/spoiler]

>> No.10513345

>>10513327
Like Chihiro from Spirited Away?

>> No.10513346

>>10513232

>implying she wouldn't be able to tell from his big deer in headlights eyes and cumming within minutes

>> No.10513347

>>10513214
>I was 22 years old at the time.
How old are you?

Are you rich? Do you have a big dick?

>> No.10513387

soapbump

>> No.10513392

>>10513337
Why "Hello no."? It would make it a much more intimate experience? Do you think she would laugh at you?

>> No.10513422

>>10513253
I always though this helped explain the whole NTR fad.

>>10513241
No one likes foreign competition, but its more a worry that the gaijin won't know the rules and so will make trouble.

>>10513214
Enjoyed reading it. Dammit I'm such a sucker for the hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold-who-just-wants-a-better-life type. Out of curiosity did you have to use a condom? I know it was only oral, but the industry is getting pretty worried about STDs.

>> No.10513429

>>10513392
Ever hear the phrase "no kissing on the lips"? Having clingy clients that confuse sex with love can be dangerous sometimes. Plus it makes them feel really awkward.

>> No.10513430
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Thanks jan.

>> No.10513442

>>10513422
Why do people say NTR instead of "netorare".

Is there a reason for that? It doesn't happen with other hentai genres.

>> No.10513459

>>10513442
Its just shorthand and easier to remember. Netorare is an unfamiliar word for most people, so NTR is easier to digest.

Hell people say "futa" instead of "futanari"

>> No.10513486

>>10513459
What about "neto"? It's easier and clearer than NTR.

>> No.10513490

>>10513486
Not when everyone is already using NTR.

>> No.10513491

>>10513486
NTR is used in Japan as well, though, so it's a good shorthand to remember whether you seek it or want to avoid it.

>> No.10513493

>>10513486
No it isn't

>> No.10513503

>>10513493
Why do Americans use Acronyms for everything? Lazy fucks.

>> No.10513507

>>10513211
>Inside I was told their were gaijin girls
A gaijin in japan looking for other gaijin girls to have sex with...

Why would he even bother to ask I mean come on man I would not come all the way to japan for some western bitches.

>> No.10513516

>>10513346
dat projection

>> No.10513521

GAIJINS KNOW YOUR’RE PLACE
DO NOT FOR THE JAPANESE FEMALES
KEEP OUT OUR JAPANESE

>> No.10513531

>>10513521
www

>> No.10513533

>>10512849
Even if they do, you'll still be lied to and ripped off after getting some ugly whore. This would happen even if you're jap

>> No.10513536

I just have sex and shower with this one Japanese girl for free (the same one every time).

I wonder if I'm missing out.

>> No.10513567

Why the fuck would you go to a soapland?
Just head into Roppongi and hit a nightclub, pick up some Jap bitch and fuck.

Oh yeah I forgot, this is the beta bitch boy board!
>Paying to have sex
Hahaha, unreal.

>> No.10513570

>>10513442
>>10513486
>>10513503

No one cares.

>> No.10513591

>>10513536
You don't belong here.

>> No.10513594

And so once proud nation became Thailand.

The end

>> No.10513604

While I was in Japan as an exchange student in college I hooked up with another student named Yuki .

You know how in porn the girls always sound like you are causing them pain like you are inconveniently raping them? Yeah they do that outside of porn too. Its tragic.

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>>10513570
no one cares

>> No.10513643

>>10513604
Do they have beautiful bushes too?

>> No.10513666

>>10513643
Yeah sadly trimming and shaving is not a fad there. So if you life to floss with pubic hair you are in luck.

Also the whole "wanting to be clean before having sex" stereotype is completely true. They are pretty diligent about it. Yet they still say "nooo not there its dirty" because yeah I know I love being told "no" during foreplay...

What I was most surprised to notice there? The terrible teeth. Seriously they need dentists and orthodontists so badly.

>> No.10513671

>>10513666

Soooo .... how would you rate the experience out of 10?

>> No.10513672

>>10513666

The japanese bush is a form of art.

You cannot find a more beautiful bush anywhere in the world.

>> No.10513677

How is this otaku culture?

>> No.10513692

>>10513677
paying for sex with nippies

>> No.10513700

>>10513697
it's an otaku ritual

>> No.10513697

>>10513692
How is that otaku culture?

>> No.10513704

>>10513671
Eh it was ok. I've had worse and I've had much better. Personally I like feistier women so having sex with a rather passive girl who sounds like she is in pain is not exactly my fetish.

>> No.10513705

If a chink or a korean goes to soapland can they tell the difference?

>> No.10513710

>>10513671
Oh forgot to give a number. 5.5/10

>> No.10513715

>>10513705
A foreign accent would probably be the big indicator of being a gaijin.

>> No.10513721

>>10513705
The Yakuza know, dude.

You don't try to fool the Yakuza.

>> No.10513736

>>10513704

Was she a virgin? This is important.

>> No.10513744

>>10513736
Not that guy, but it's true that the Japanese have smaller dicks and pussies. I was with a girl who lost her virginity to an older guy and she was crying out in pain at my average western dick.

>> No.10513751

>>10513744

Nice, I enjoy the cries of pain.

>> No.10513751,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10513430

Anyone have that Japan pen-pal thing?

>> No.10513755

>>10513705

That feel when I am a western chink.

>> No.10513758 [DELETED] 

>>10513744

your story proves that the girl you had sex with made pained noises

how is this proof that

1) they weren't fake

2) japanese women and men have smaller genitals

>> No.10513760

>>10513744

Was with or without a condom.

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This thread seems to be all about people having sex with Japanese girls...

>> No.10513776

>>10513770
Yeah, it shouldn't be here. Janny seems to need a lesson in what's /jp/ related.

>> No.10513786 [DELETED] 

>>10513776
>>10513770

There's been a video game thread up for more than 24 hours now at >>10507842

>> No.10513801

>>10513736
No she wasn't a virgin.

>>10513760
With a condom. They are very forward about using them. Hell there are even women who sell them door to door to the stay at home wives. That's actually a thing.

>>10513744
Even if that average is Japanese male has a slightly smaller dick, it not going to make a huge difference. I wasn't tearing apart her cervix or anything.

>>10513758
I don't think its proof of anything. I think its just a cultural custom to show appreciation, but it doesn't translate well. I'd rather hear moans of pleasure and lustful whispers.

>> No.10513806

>>10513786
Far more related than this.

>> No.10513809

>>10513770
>having sex with girls

That's gross

>> No.10513812 [DELETED] 

>>10513758

hey fuckface, how about you try to keep up

you said

"it's true that the Japanese have smaller dicks and pussies."

and then you gave that shitty story as 'proof' that what you said was true

fuck off, you are useless and dumb

>> No.10513834

>>10513812
Actually, there are some mixups in that post; there's me and one other guy talking about fucking Japanese girls, and the answers got mixed up. Also, if you have nothing useful to say, then just shut the fuck up.

>> No.10513839

This thread went from rather entertaining and interesting to /soc/ bullshit. But I'm still thankful it didn't get deleted 5 posts in by the nanny.

>> No.10513839,1 [INTERNAL] 

>3DPD
>Japshit
>tumblr
THE NSJ IS DEAD LONG LIVE THE NSJ

>> No.10513839,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10513839,1
Sean is the Janitor.

>> No.10513839,3 [INTERNAL] 

>entertaining and interesting
durr how 2 pay 4 sexx in nippon xDDDDD

Go fuck yourself.

>> No.10513887

>>10513429

But whats the worst that can happen?

>> No.10513889

So in other words I won't ever experience soaplands as intended? Fuck Japan.

>> No.10513899

>>10513889
Just learn Japanese.

I don't know why people think it's a matter of race.

>> No.10513900

I like watching videos of this kind of thing, but it got popular in the west so that now every time I look up videos, all I get is pile after pile of western trash.

>> No.10513920

>>10513899

>>10512937

>> No.10513928

>>10513920
>debito

lol

I wouldn't let a guy like that in my establishment either.

>> No.10513933

http://www.kinpei.net/top.php

>> No.10513935

>>10513928
Regardless even being a Japanese citizen you will still have to deal with racial discrimination. It is illegal but that doesn't stop it from happening.

>> No.10513942

>>10513928

I'm sure he's much more respectable in both manners and in looks than most of /jp/.

>> No.10513943

>>10513935
I live in Japan and I've never dealt with racial discrimination.

That guy probably just exudes something bad.

>> No.10513954

>>10513943
Maybe you just got lucky. He talks about how his daughter (from his Japanese ex-wife) has to deal with it too. He has two and one of them looks Japanese and the other looks more white, so she is treated like a foreigner just like he is.

>> No.10513962

>>10513954

Who are you talking about?

>> No.10513967

>>10513943

Maybe because you actually look like a nip?

>> No.10513968 [DELETED] 

>>10513834

no YOU shut the fuck up

>> No.10513977

>>10513962
Debito, obviously.

>> No.10513987

>>10513967
>Maybe because you actually act like a nip?
ftfy

>> No.10514013

Sex with a Japanese girl!
My dreams come true!

>> No.10514024

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o2pDtcOjw4

>> No.10514028

>>10513935
I never experienced any radical racism when I was in Japan. Hell I felt like a rock star most of the time.

What I did notice is that you will never be fully accepted if you plan to move there and integrate. Its uchi and soto. You will never truly be part of the "inside" even if you marry into a family. Learning the language and the norms goes a long way though. Hell some are impressed enough if you show you can use chopsticks.

Places that say "no gaijin" and stuff like that are to keep the rowdy idiots out because they feel uncomfortable and frustrated when foreigners don't know to notice the subtle hints. But I promise if you go in with a native and act like one, they'll be cool with you.

>> No.10514032

ぬるぬるしてる~

>> No.10514033

I wish I were a Japanese girl so I could work in a soapland instead of doing boring, thankless deskwork all day.

>> No.10514037 [DELETED] 

>>10514028
>You will never truly be part of the "inside" even if you marry into a family.

My soon to be mother in law treats me like her third son.

>> No.10514051

>>10512917
I don't know that image that gets posted everywhere showing anime characters are caucasian was made by a japanese guy on 2chan.

>> No.10514053

>>10514037
Congrats! I'm always happy to hear when it does working out. Some families are cooler with it than others. Out of curiosity what prefecture are you in? How long have you lived in Japan?

>> No.10514059

I think asian women would like to fuck a white guy so you are all in luck!

>> No.10514068

>>10513666
What do you mean sadly? I was asking hoping that they dint.

beautiful japanese pubic hair is lovely

>> No.10514069

>>10514059
Being "exotic" works in any culture that's not heavily xenophobic. If you are something rare it makes you interesting and appealing.

>> No.10514069,1 [INTERNAL] 

>dels twin tail hairstyle thread
>leaves how 2 pay nippon girlie 4 sexu

>> No.10514070 [DELETED] 

>>10514053
Just 6 months or so in Kyoto. Long distanced for about 3 years and moved in last fall.

Sorry I deleted my post for some reason.

>> No.10514078

>>10514068
Even a bonsai tree must be trimmed when needed.

>> No.10514078,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10514069,1
That shitty twintails thread is unfortunately still up as well.

>> No.10514082

>>10513666
Do you not know ANYTHING about japanese sex? Seriously you are typing this shit like you are finding out about /jp/ for the first time and dont know a damn thing about what is going on.

Thats how they are. Why does this even surprise you at all?

>> No.10514091

>>10514082
Why would /jp/ know about Japanese sex?

>> No.10514092

>>10514078
No, no they dont.

>> No.10514100

>>10514091
I have seen enough amateur shit (both figurative and literally speaking) to know that none of the shit he posted was surprising at all.

Saying shit like "not there its dirty" is typical bread and butter dirty talk yet he talks about it like he never knew that before

>> No.10514101

>>10514070
Kyoto? That's pretty surprising. I found it was one of the more prudish area. After seeing the Hyakumangoku Matsuri in Kanazawa where there was dancing on the street, Gion Matsuri in Kyoto seemed rather tame. Still I guess its more used to gaijin since its a huge tourist area.

Wait did you meet your wife online? You speak Japanese fluently right? Is her family at all connected to the company you work at?

>> No.10514113

>>10514100
I brought up the "not there its dirty" reference because its so damn cliche in Japanese porn. I always found it a silly pretense.

>>10514082
Man there is a lot of butthurt and jelly from armchair weeaboos in here...

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>>10514113

Baby gon' cry? Wanna run back to /a/ where it belongs?

>> No.10514138

>>10514028
It's not even racism. It's called being a visible minority, Christ.

I'm asian in America, I get treated differently, people assume I'm less American, make small dick jokes, confuse me with the other asians, blah blah. It's not that everyone around me is asian, it's just that I'm a fucking minority. You can't expect perfect understanding when you don't even make up 1% of the population. Shit is probably even worse if you're a gaijin that doesn't even speak the language.

>> No.10514141 [DELETED] 

>>10514138

no it's called racism

sorry if your dumb chick mind is too slow to realize you are being mistreated

>> No.10514146 [DELETED] 

>>10514141

whoops, chink

although you could have ovaries too which would make you double-dumb

>> No.10514149 [DELETED] 

>>10514101
I know a lot of foreigners seem to like places like Osaka for its extroverted personalities. I'm not really that kind of person though so Kyoto suits me I think.

>Wait did you meet your wife online? You speak Japanese fluently right? Is her family at all connected to the company you work at?

Wife ☓ likely future wife ◯

We met online and visited each other about 7 times total, then I went to move there and we live together now. I'm currently in regular Japanese person graduate school here on scholarship so I have to go through the job seeking routine or secure PhD funding this year first. I imagine it'll work out somehow, but we always have my home country as a backup.

My Japanese ability always frustrates me since I compare myself to eloquent natives but I guess I keep up with university fine.

>> No.10514150

>>10514138
>around me is asian
Crap, I mean racist.

>> No.10514154

>>10514138
What does casual racism in America have to do with the language and culture barrier in Japan? Just because some people are pricks to you where you live doesn't mean its like that everywhere.

>>10514127
You seem to mistakenly think I am upset. Your frustration is actually amusing to me.

>> No.10514162

>>10514154
>What does casual racism in America have to do with the language and culture barrier in Japan?
I was addressing the "they hate gaijin" crowd.

>> No.10514176

>>10514141
MUH RACE EQUALITY :(

>> No.10514181

>>10514149
>My Japanese ability always frustrates me since I compare myself to eloquent natives but I guess I keep up with university fine.
What? I dont get this sentence. You sound like you are pretty conceded with your japanese and you say "but I guess I keep up with university fine." as if you arent?

>> No.10514189

>>10514149
Sounds like you have a pretty sweet deal and I hope the best for you. Still I'm not quite sure if your a 3rd son. Its awesome if they dote on you, but I'm reminded that really being inside the family circle means you experience the good with the bad. Soto may be outside, but its also presented cleanly like a present or a tidy guest room. Uchi means you see the dirty rooms behind the appearance, so to speak.

Puns from kanji always frustrated me the most, since I nearly always had to have them explained. Also the speed of some speakers. Never got the hang of Kansai but if you are in Kyoto you'll probably mast that easily.

>> No.10514191

>>10514154
>You seem to mistakenly think I am upset.

>Man there is a lot of butthurt and jelly from armchair weeaboos in here...

Not that guy but how else does someone take it? Pretty easy to read it that way.

>> No.10514199

>>10512862
Why are you here?

>> No.10514200

>>10514181
Learning a language and being fluent in it are two different things. For example, universities don't teach colloquialism. You can function with speaking formally, but you can't move closer unless you can speak casually.

>> No.10514205

>>10514191
If someone said "u mad" wouldn't it mean the same thing?

>> No.10514208 [DELETED] 

>>10514181
I mean, I compare my speaking fluidity, naturalness and eloquence to natives, which is obviously setting myself up to disappointment. But I can compete academically with them just fine since I'm in a STEM field.

>> No.10514210

>>10514200
Oh well you are going to have that problem in any language. No point in getting frustrated with it.

When I was learning german for a short while and thought I knew enough to get the hang of it I go down to a small town called piesport and its like they speak entirely differently.

>> No.10514212 [DELETED] 

>>10514200
Yeah, I can speak casually no problem. It's when it comes to things like job interviews and giving seminars that I'd be out of my depth.

>> No.10514223

>>10514210
Sorry the guy you're replying to isn't me.

Are you living in Japan too?

>> No.10514252

>>10514149
>met online

How did you meet online?

>> No.10514263 [DELETED] 

>>10514252
JapanCupid

srsly

>> No.10514269

>>10512937
Debito Arudou and Ayako Sugawara have two daughters. Arudou has described them as one being "viewed as Japanese because of her looks" and the other as "relegated to gaijin (foreigner) status, same as I" because of physical appearances.[16] According to Arudou, when he took his family to the Yunohana Onsen, the establishment stated that they would allow one girl to enter the onsen but would have to refuse the other on the basis of their appearances.

>> No.10514275

>>10514149
what do you do?

>> No.10514278

>>10513770
There is a pretty heavy helium shortage going on. I'd recommend you go to a welding shop and pick up a bottle of nitrogen instead. It's probably cheaper and you wouldn't sound funny as you're dying too.

>> No.10514285

>>10514263
>JapanCupid

Wow. I'm one of those people who are extremely sceptical of online dating sites. Interesting. What made you decide to join? Did you think at that time it was your best option in finding a (Japanese) partner?

>> No.10514291

>>10514269
oh man, that girl is going to grow up hating herself

>> No.10514300

>>10514291
nah she is the spawn of jesus who will bring glorious race mixture to that small island

bless her

>> No.10514302 [DELETED] 

>>10514285
Actually I was just looking for someone cute to practice Japanese with, while she was looking for someone to practice English with.

>> No.10514339

>>10514302
How old are you? Are you good looking?

>> No.10514344

>>10514269
You'd think they'd be nicer to their hakujin masters.

>> No.10514345 [DELETED] 

>>10514339
I was 18 then and I'm 22 now... I guess I look okay?

>> No.10514361

>>10514269
Wow, this guy seems like such an asshole.

>> No.10514367

>>10514361
It's funny how people will get on his case and say how he's stirring up shit, but if anything like that was happening in the west they would be in horror and demand social justice. Fucking hypocrites. Since he's white it's okay to discriminate, basically.

>> No.10514387

>>10514367
>It's funny how people will get on his case and say how he's stirring up shit
Funny, you say?
http://www.debito.org/chibikurosanbo.html#parody

>> No.10514389

>>10512893
What the fuck was he doing in a soapland at the age of 15? How can you be that desperate in MIDDLE SCHOOL?

It doesn't surprise me that he got the clap there; if a soapland is gross enough to have no qualms about letting in underage kids then there's no telling what other disgusting abominations they'll allow in their business practices.

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Ultimate autism

>> No.10514396

>>10514367
>they would be in horror and demand social justice.

What? No. I don't think anyone on /jp/ would do that. This 'social justice' movement is the death of society. Anyone who does shit for the sake of 'being different,' 'standing out,' or 'stirring up shit' is a burden on ANY society, and it SHOULD be seen as socially unacceptable. There are standards for behavior that should be expected anywhere. Social justice shits on the idea that people should behave in a socially acceptable manner, and is leading to a disgusting society where sexuality and 'desiring to be something that you are not' (referring to trans people, furries, etc.) is the main focus.

>> No.10514397

>>10514387
Are you saying that he is stirring up shit there or that his parody is funny?

>> No.10514400

>>10514396
I'm not talking about /jp/, I mean his critics in western publications. There's a section on it on Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debito_Arudou

>Arudou has been described as the “Outraged Man” by the Washington Post,[35] as a “relentless social pot-stirrer” by the The International Herald Tribune/Asahi Shimbun,[36] as a "troublemaker in a country that values wa, group harmony, above all else" by National Public Radio,[37] and as a “loudmouth with an Internet connection” by himself.

Regardless Debito is Japanese and was treated in an illegal manner. I don't see a problem with him suing the hot spring.

>> No.10514403

>>10514345
I'm all jelly.

What do you do subject wise?

>> No.10514422 [DELETED] 

>>10514403
Math (no 300k starting). But I kind of regret not doing something closer to engineering because I don't want to work in finance and I like making things. Probably I'll end up as another software engineer or systems engineer.

>> No.10514460

>>10514422
>Math

Oh for fucks sake. Ok listen to me because I really want things to work out for you.

You are going to get a job at a software company. It doesn't matter the title, they are going to be used as a foreign liaison to whatever western branch they have contact with.

You are going to try to get along with your coworkers as well as possible. Karaoke, team sports, whatever. You are going to notice when they casually mention their opinion on a certain decision for a project, and not be fucking surprised when at a meeting they say they are moving towards whatever and no one disagrees when they ask for opinions. You are going to go with their plans even if they are stupid because that's their plans.

What you have is a golden fucking opportunity and you best not fuck it up.

>> No.10514491

>>10513521
I am place? I thought I was phone.
I did :(
What are we keeping the Japanese out of?

>> No.10514497

>>10513604
Heard a weird meowing like some animal was hurt.

Didn't know whether it was a cat dying or nextdoor neighbour shafting his GF ._.

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>>10514387
All the people yelling racial slurs are white.

liberals man

>> No.10514533

>>10514522
Go back to your aryan brotherhood scum. Fuck you. Most people yelling racial slurs and sabotaging the fuck out this system are white.

>> No.10514540

>>10514522
>Black guy with Japanese woman

Truly this abomination is worse than HITLER.

>> No.10514542

>>10514522
In the group of five at the top the one in the middle in Brazilian.

>> No.10514546

>>10514533
Okay, I chuckled.

>> No.10514548

When it comes to a Gaijin in Japan or anywhere else, it helps to be aesthetically gifted. Though, that's true for most any culture. Strangely, the Japanese especially love naturally blond haired, handsome men that are tall. I've yet to go to Japan, but the Asian girls here in the states have always been fun to be with. I spent a lot of time with a 留学生 named Midori. Worked as a waitress at a Japanese restaurant a relative owned.

>> No.10514554

>>10514540
I'm a black guy with a Korean gf.

>> No.10514564

>>10514554
A sambo of the east fucking a real sambo, who gives a shit.

>> No.10514618

>>10514396
How normie are you? That's a ridiculously conservative view to state on an Otaku Culture board where people love to try to become little girls.

People must fight for what they believe is right, not sit and remain brainwashed to abhorrent traditions. If no one stood up for their beliefs of justice, slavery would still be around and more elements of otaku culture would be banned by scum like Shintaro Ishihara.

>> No.10514623

>>10514548
>留学生
As much as I love spreading knowledge, you really could have just said "exchange student"

The blonde hair thing is true though. Even a fat girl in Japan is a bomb shell if she is blonde.

>> No.10514634

>>10514623
>As much as I love spreading knowledge, you really could have just said "exchange student"

But then he couldn't demonstrate his 語彙力

>> No.10514650

>>10514634
But its really 嫌な

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Lego soapland.

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>> No.10514871,1 [INTERNAL] 

lol

>> No.10514871,2 [INTERNAL] 

wat a FUCK

>> No.10514871,3 [INTERNAL] 

lol

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YES

>> No.10515867,1 [INTERNAL] 

How is this still up?

>> No.10515886

>>10514871
Whoa

>> No.10515886,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why are all the posts blank? what the fuck

>> No.10515886,2 [INTERNAL] 

I hate weeaboos

>> No.10517141

I went to a soapland when I was in Japan and they gave me the pretty girl that I saw on their website so I'm not sure why people say they only give you ugly girls.

It was a pretty good experience, definitely worth it.

>> No.10517155

curves

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>>10512849

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