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10499729 No.10499729[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Asuka has a large ego.

>> No.10499739

Hello again janny

>> No.10499744
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>>10499739

What?!

>> No.10499745

In Futa doujins they always give her really big cock and balls. I like her big sweaty balls.
Asuka has a large ballsack.

>> No.10499752
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10499752

Why is Asuka so cool?

>> No.10499773
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>>10499745

>> No.10499770

>>10499729
asuka is shit. fuck off.

こんな物を望んだんじゃないんだ・・・tanasinn・・・・・・
体が消えていく・・・・・・・・・・・・

        .:..:..:.∧ .:.::. .:.∴.:.∵.:.:::.::.:.∧_∴∵.:..:.
       (∴∵∴∵.:..:.∴∵.:..:.:::.::.(・ ,∴∵.:.
      ∴∵   `∴∵∴∵∴∵∴と ∴.:..:. .:.
______ ( O ∴∵ .:.:::.::∴∴∵∴∵:(´ _∴∵∴∵ .:.
      ∴∵(,_ .:.::∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵(,_,)ヽ∴∵∴∵.:.
        ∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴∵.:.  .:.
           ∴∵∴∵∴∵   ∴∵∴∵.:.

>> No.10499777

tanasinn(root)─-┬─ tanasinn
          │
          ├─ tanasinn
          │
          ├─ tanasinn
          │    │
          │    └─ tanasinn
          │
          ├─ tanasinn (tanasinn)
          │                               
          │
          ├─ tanasinn
          │
          └─ tanasinn

>> No.10499781
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>>10499770
>>10499777

>> No.10499782

ta                n
     i      i              s
        n        s     na
   t         a                n
    n   t    a  a    n
 s        si        a    t   i
       a     t   tas        a
    s    isn     sisatt   a   sisa
 int an si tassnia a nsitaannt si atanastan
tasitnistiantiasntianitsanitsanitsitsainatitassa
sististantataintiasia tanasinn tnaaitsitanins
ntsanitsanasitnianitanitaititsanitistantsantsaintss

>> No.10499788
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>>10499782

>> No.10499792

a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t as i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n t a n a s i n n けして のぞ き こ ん で は な ら ない ふれる こと は ゆる さ れ ない かんがえ て は な ら ない しる こと など でき は し ない かんじ ろ かんじる こと の でき ない もの を おまえ の にくたい は うしな わ れ いきば を うしな っ た たましい は むげん の くすん だ そら を さまよ い あるく すくい を もとめる な おわり を もとめる な はじまり を もとめる な かんじ ろ この しゅんかん すべて は ただ ひとつ に かえる こ

>> No.10499793

LELELEL TANASINN GET IN HERE DQNBROS

HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL
ZALGO
O WAIT TAHTS A /B/ MEME
LOL
I MEAN LULZ
I MEAN www

DOKYUN DOKYUN LOL
MAY I PASS THROUGH HERE?

I PAID DADDYCOOL ENOUGH VIPCOINS
LMAOOOOO
MITTENS
XXXDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.10499797
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>>10499792

>> No.10499800
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>>10499793
-U

>> No.10499802

Fuck off fatbaby spammer these babies aren't even fat you don't know what a fat baby is.

>> No.10499804

>>10499793
>tanasin
>O WAIT TAHTS A /B/ MEME
the face of neo-/jp/. disgusting.

>> No.10499809
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>>10499802

>> No.10499812
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>>10499802

>> No.10499813

>>10499802
Trevor owned your nerd ass.

>> No.10499819

>>10499804
I meant zalgo, newfag.

I was making the point that it's literally the same meme as tanasinn, except one happens to be from a ZANY JAPANESE MESSAGE BOARD therefore it's okay.

Newsflash: we give a shit about the content itself, not the fact that it's from Japan. Go to 4-ch.net if you want your epic grandpa tanasinn shii memes. Tanasinn spam is dumb as shit.

>> No.10499817

>>10499809
look at these fucking arms holy shit

>> No.10499820
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10499820

>>10499813

here is you, trying to implicate every spammer as some attention-hungry cumfiend to discredit them

>> No.10499825
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>>10499821

>> No.10499821

段々おかしくなる段々おかしくなる段々おかしくなるだんだんおかしくなるだんおかしくなるだんだんおかしくなるだんだんおかしくなるだんだんおくなるだんだんおかしくなるだんだんおかしくなるだんだんおかしくなるだんおかしくなるtanassin.
だんだんおしかくなるだんだんおくしかるなくだんんだおしかくんだだしんだんくしおかんだんかしくんしあかだんくんあかしだんしかくあんだしんあんだしんかだかしん
始まりの刑罰は五種、生命刑、身体刑、自由刑、名誉刑、財産刑、様々な罪と闇と悪意が回り周り続ける刑罰を与えよ
『断首、追放、去勢による人権排除』『肉体を呵責し嗜虐する事の溜飲降下名誉栄誉を没収する群体総意による抹殺』 『資産財産を凍結する我欲と裁決による嘲笑』
死刑懲役禁固拘留罰金科料、私怨による罪、私欲による罪、無意識を被る罪意識を謳う罪、 内乱、勧誘、詐称、窃盗、強盗、誘拐、自傷、強姦、放火、爆破、侵害、過死、集団暴力、業務致死、 過信による事故、護身による事故、隠蔽。

>> No.10499828
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>> No.10499829

>>10499819
>zalgo
suuure. nice damage control, fagster.

tanasinnは、神ではない。 tanasinnは、悪魔ではない。 tanasinnは、正義ではない。 tanasinnは、悪ではない。 tanasinnはtanasinnではない。tanasinnはtaninnである。tanasinnは唯一無二のtanasinnである。

>> No.10499834

∵∴I∴∵∴a∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴b∵∴e∴∵∴∵∵∴s∵∴∵∴ai th∵t∵∴∵∴tanasinn∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴r∵∴∵∴i∵∴∵∴s co∴∵∴po∴∵∴∵∴∵∴s∵∴d∵∴∵∴∵∴∵o∵∴∵∴t∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴oll∵∴in∴∵∴k∵∴n∵∴∵∴s∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴of∵∴ ∵∴hn∵∴g∴∵∴∵∴∵
A∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴eg∵∴era∵∴∵∴ng

>> No.10499844
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10499844

When will the goyim realize that only the topics cleared by their Jewish lords may be discussed here?

>> No.10499837

>>10499828
fuck you man thar was uncalled for

>> No.10499841

>>10499820
Nice try Trevor.

>> No.10499842

>>10499837
sorry I can't help it

>> No.10499849

>>10499819
says the faglord who probabbly spams "snaaae is aslut flan wrost 2hu suk my dick dude etc" like a bitch.

>> No.10499863
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10499863

All of this discussion in Asuka's thread...

You guys truly are the best.

>> No.10499881

>>10499863
Thanks Trevor.

>> No.10499887

>>10499863
    /∵∴∵∴\
    /∵∴/∴∵\\
   /∵∴●∴∴.● |   
   |∵∵∵/ ●\∵|    fuck you
   |∵∵ /三 | 三| |  
   |∵∵ |\_|_/| | 
    \∵ | \__ノ .|/ 
   / \|___/\

>> No.10499900

___
                 /∵∴∵:\
              /∵∴∵∴∵:ヽ
              i∵∴∵∴∵∴ |
              |∵(・)∴∴(・)∵|
            /i、∵ / ○ ヽ.∵ /\
           /∵ ヘ,:〈.三|三 〉:/∴:ヽ
           _/∵∴. \ヽ.― / /∵∴:l
           |/∵∴/ ̄ ̄~~~~ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
         /∵∴/              |
         l∵∴l                |
         |∵∴|                   l
         l∵∴l              /
     .=-―‐‐l∵∴|-,,,_  ‐-,,,_      /
   _,,;-‐=ニ二_i;;;;;;;;;;i_二ニ=-‐'''~
   ~'''‐-   ~"'''―-----―'''
                              tanann
         _._._._              __

>> No.10499906

| | | | |.             |.||
       ) .  vヽ.          丿 ソ
        ヽ   ノ__.       _/___/
       ノ____ノ∵∴∵ヽ     /:∴/
      /∴∵/:(・)∴.(・)ヽ   /∵:/
      /∵∴/∵/ ○\:l  ./:∴/
     /∴/:/:./三 | 三|:| /∵:/   tanasn
     /∵/:/∴| __|__ |:| /:∴/
    /∴/:/ヽ.:|  === .|ノ:∵:/
    /∵/:く∴:ヽ\__/∵∴/
           ━(〒)━

>> No.10499907
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10499907

>>10499887
>>10499900

>> No.10499940
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10499940

Looks like this thread is otaku culture now. The report queue has been cleared.

How should we celebrate?

>> No.10499944

>>10499940
Why would you report your own shitepost?

>> No.10499947

>>10499940
      ,. -─ '' "⌒'' ー- 、            __,,. -──- 、.
    ./ ,r' ´  ̄ ̄ `'' ‐-r--、     r=ニフ´  ̄ ̄ ~`` ‐、 \
   /      ,r--‐''‐ 、.._,,二フ-、  ,. -‐゙ー-‐ ''、'ー--''-_、     \
 /       /     , '´    ,.イVヽ__     }ノ´二 -‐ヽ._    \
        {       i     >∴∴∴L    ,'ー 'ー ''´ ̄}
         ト、     !.     〈∴∴∴/ }    /      ,.イ
         ヽ、___ヽ、  ./\∴ /    ̄レ'   _, ‐'
  、             " `,二ヽ!  /∴ .|      r''二  ̄
    ` ‐- 、..__,. -‐─┴─'  /∴∴|       ゙─‐'--''─- 、..___ ,.  
                  /∴∴ \
                 /∵∴∵∴\
                 /∵∴∵∴∵∴\
                /∵∴(・)∴∴.(・) |
                |∵∵∵/ ○\∵|
                |∵∵ /三 | 三| |  
                |∵∵ | __|__ | |   tanasinn
                 \∵ |  === .|/
                  \|___/

>> No.10499948

>>10499940
you report your own threadswwww

>> No.10499950
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10499950

>>10499944

It is a high-level technique.

>> No.10499955

∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ヽ
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴/ ̄∵∴∵∴∵∴∴∴∵ヽ
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴| ● |∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∵∴ヽ
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ _/ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ヽ
∵∴∵/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   ,-‐-、 ∴ / ̄∴∵∵∴∵)
∵∴/  \     /   ヽ∴| ● |∴∵∵∴ノ
∵/   \ \    l    |   _/∴∵∴ ノ   
/   \ \     ゝ___,.ノ  |∴∵∴∵∴∵丿
      \     /      |∴∵∴∵∴∵ノ
           /       |∴∵∴∵∴丿
     \   /     \   |∴∵∴∵∴ノ
      \/     \ \ |∴∵∴∵ノ
     \ \    \ \  |∴∵∴ノ
     \\ \    \  /∴∵ノ
                  //

>> No.10499959

Keep up the good work.

>> No.10499961

∴∵∴∵∴
              ∴∵∴∵∴∵
           ∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵
       .∵∴∵:(・)∴∵∴∵∴∵
         ∴∵rミ ,○、:(・)∴∵∴∵
        ∴∵/  / ミ 〉∴∵∵
     ∴∵∴∵|  ̄\ /∴∵∴∵
      ∴∴∵∴.、`  /∴∵∴∵∴∵
    ri  ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
 __,! ヽ,∴∵∴∴tanasinn∵∴
三三  _{{∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
  ̄ ~~∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴==ュ
      ∴∵∴∵∴∵/,  !
       ∴∵∴∵  `^|.|.|jj

>> No.10499966

____
        /_ノ  ヽ、_\
 ミ ミ ミ  o゚((●)) ((●))゚o      ミ ミ ミ   tanasinn........
/⌒)⌒)⌒. ::::::⌒(__人__)⌒:::\   /⌒)⌒)⌒)
| / / /     |r┬-|    | (⌒)/ / / //  だっておwwwwwwwww
| :::::::::::(⌒)    | |  |   /  ゝ  :::::::::::/
|     ノ     | |  |   \  /  )  /
ヽ    /     `ー'´      ヽ /    /     バ
 |    |   l||l 从人 l||l      l||l 从人 l||l  バ   ン
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、   -一'''''''ー-、  ン
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) )  (⌒_(⌒)⌒)⌒))

>> No.10499970
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10499970

>>10499966
>>10499961

>> No.10499981

>>10499940
Well now that you finally proved whatever point you were trying to make with these threads I guess that means you can stop making them.

>> No.10499984
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10499984

>>10499966
you're doing gods work

>> No.10499985
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>>10499981

No. Never.

This board will have Asuka threads until the day of its death.

>> No.10499995

>>10499985
       /_ノ  ヽ、_∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ : : : . .
 ミ ミ ミ  o゚((●)∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵(・)∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴ . .
/⌒)⌒)⌒. ::::::⌒(__∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵: : : ‥
.     | ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴‥        ‥∵∴ : : .
| / / / ∴∵∴∵∴∵(・)∵∴ :    ○ 三
| :::::::∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵‥  三  \___   ∴(・)∴∵∴ : : .     tanasinn..........
ヽ   ∵/∴∵∴∵(・)∴∵∴∵∴ : .     ̄=== ‥∴∵∴ : : ‥
 |  ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ : ‥

>> No.10499998

|
    |
    |
    |  ('A`)
   / ̄ノ( ヘヘ ̄ ̄ ̄
    |            ・  . ・
    |         三    三
    |            ̄ ̄
    |  ('A`)
   / ̄ノ( ヘヘ ̄ ̄ ̄

    |
    |          (・)   (・)
    |              ○
    |            三 | 三
    |            __|__
    |            ===
    |
    |  (   ')
   / ̄ノ( ヘヘ ̄ ̄ ̄


    |
    |        ∴∵∵∵∵∴
    |       ∴∵(・)∴∴(・)∵
    |       ∵∵ / ○\∵∵
    |      ∵∵∵/三 | 三|∵∵
    |       ∵∵∵| __|__ |∵∵ tanasinn
    |      ∵∵∵|  === .|∵∵
    |       .∴∵ \__/∴∵
    |  (   ゚)     ━(〒)━
   / ̄ノ( ヘヘ ̄ ̄ ̄

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10500005

>>10499998
>>10499995

>> No.10500024
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10500024

Would you befriend Asuka?

>> No.10500032
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10500032

>>10499940

>> No.10500035

Ea∵∴∵∴∵∴r∵∴∵∴hB∵o∵∴∵∴nd∵∴∵∴e∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴nt
M∵∴∵∴on∵∴ie∵∴∵∴Magic∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴a∵∴∵∴n∵∴
Mo∵∴∵∴th∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴3T∵e∵∴∵∴∵∴fee∵∴i∵∴g∵∴f∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴T∴∵∴ne∵∴hi∵∴∵∴neri∵∴∵∴sl∵∴∵∴d
hal∵∴∵∴∵∴
Met∵∴∵∴e∵∴ar∵∴Soli∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴2∵∴T∵∴h∵∴∵∴
p∵∴∵e∵∴∵∴ec∵∴∵∴han∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴con∵t∵∴∵∴of h∵∴∵∴ca∵∴∵∴∵∴a∵∴n∵∴∵∴∵∴n∵∴∵∴t∵∴∵∴∵ ∵∴e∵∴con∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴l∵∴fo∵∴∵∴f∵∴e∵∴∵∴∵a∵∴
B∵k∵∴∵∴u∵∴no∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴n∵∴∵∴ug∵∴∵∴3∵∴
∵∴∵∴he∵∴∵∴a∵∴∵∴∵∴e(acc∵∴∵∴es∵∴ble∵∴thr∵∴ug∵∴a ∵∴it∵∴∵∴ch∵∴∵∴)
Ta∵∴∵∴i∵S∵∴ui∵∴∵∴I∵∴∵∴n∵∴∵∴i∵∴ b∵∴∵∴nho∵∴∵∴Chi∵∴∵∴l∵∴kl∴∵∴ore∵∴∵∴∵∴is∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵∴l∵∴∵∴∵∴mp∵∴∵∴le∵∴h∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
ey∵∴∵∴s
Ta∵∴∵∴nish∵∴ige∵∴∵∴Mo∵∴∵∴tono∵∴bu∵∴∵∴On Ex∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴l∵∴∵∴∵∴li∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴s

>> No.10500059
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>> No.10500072

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY

ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS

TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY

DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS

ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON

THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT

ACTUALLY FORCED SOME

DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED

OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD

UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY

SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME

DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST

MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE

WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY

SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF.

I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC

DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN

AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.

THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST

AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO

FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING

THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO

JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15

SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER

MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE

9012

DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING..

>> No.10500081
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>>10500032

>> No.10500078
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Have any waifu fantasys recently [a/? I just had one about mine (Tsukasa)

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Tsukasa. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Tsukasa called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari?s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I?m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I?m ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says ?harder.? V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn?t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

>> No.10500086

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped--turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass? Is this what the people of Bel-Air Live like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that Is this the type of place that they send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, ah, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

>> No.10500094
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Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

>> No.10500097
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>>10500081

>> No.10500099

I'm sorry, but has Senjougahara even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that's right. She hasn't even made contact with a man outside of school. In fact, it's only mandatory school for level upper users. Does not having a cliche tsundere personality make you a slut? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Senjougahara is a holy maiden now and she was been the purest maiden in the monogatari series for how long? Nadeko is still a whore. Senjougahara is the best heroine in all of Bakemonogatari, she has the best design. Senjougahara almost won Saimoe in 2010. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Senjougahara is proven a better waifu than any other in Bakemonogatari/Nisemonogatari. Hanekawa tries to latch on to anyone who would have shown her a different and free life. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Senjougahara threads because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like a heroine because they're canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>> No.10500105

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(´Д`) / / . /つ
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|  (  ゚∀゚ ) / / < But I fucking love shitposting
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|  | |  |\____________/ ^\ __
(____)(___)

>> No.10500114
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>>10500097

>> No.10500115
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>>10500109

TY!

>> No.10500116

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>> No.10500109

>>10499985
>This board will have Asuka threads until the day of its death.
Keep up the good work.

>> No.10500132
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>> No.10500125

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /A/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>> No.10500134

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A SHITPOSTING RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE HERE SITTING ON A TABLE
           ∧_∧   
          ( ´∀`) 
        /    |   
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   __________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |
WE TRUE TABLE CATS
WE SIT TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE

>> No.10500149

>>10500132
      / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
-      ∧_∧   < suck my cock dude
-     ( ´_ゝ`)   \________
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THREAD REPORTED

>> No.10500147
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>> No.10500154

/\ヘヾイ
          | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|  
          \___/  Japanese fanbase nida
          < `∀´>  
         __ 〃ヽ 〈_  
      γ´⌒´--ヾvーヽ⌒ヽ-:,,
     /⌒  ィ    __  ); `ヽ-:,, 
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>> No.10500159

____
        /     \
      /         \ カレー丼かよ
    /    (●) (●)\  
    |    (トェェェェェェェェイ) |     ___________
    \   \ェェェェェ/ / .  | |             |
__/           `ヽ      | | 無職童貞独身    |
| | /   ,.            i      | | 喪男は今後一切  |

>> No.10500155
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10500155

Superior mecha series.

>> No.10500156

This is a pretty shitty shit thread.
I'm impressed.

>> No.10500160
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>> No.10500162

>>10500149
           ∧_∧
           (´Д` )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ < banned lmao
          ||  ||  \_______
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>> No.10500168

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      入旦ノ /    彡彳ミ ゜゜ヽ
    r'´ 。 。 |      彳'入  (oo) <なつやすみしょうぐんがまいったぞよ
    | ||    |    彳'    /
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>> No.10500171

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
…………”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO FUCKING KAWAII IT’S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN-KAWAIINESS AND SHITINESS FOR 9000 YEARS SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS LE KAWAII

>> No.10500175
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>> No.10500177

F U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

…_…..____________________, ,
……/ KAWAII GUN
`—-___________——_____] = = = = =(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
…../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
…..), —-.(_(__) /
….// (..) ), ——”
…//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

>> No.10500181

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:    /∵∴∵∴\            ∵     ∴ ::
∴  /∵∴/∴∵\\      ∴   ∵∵   ∴  ::
∵∴/∵∴●∴∴.● | ∴ ∴∵∴ ∵∵∵ ∴    ::  ∵
::∵∵∵∵/ ●\∵|:: ∴.  ::  ∴ : : ∴     ::∴  ∴
∵∴|∵∵ /三 | 三| |. ∵ ∵∴∵ ∴∴∴  ∵    ::  ∵
∴  |∵∵ |\_|_/| |.     ∵     ∴∴   ∵  ::
:   \∵ | \__ノ .|/            ∴     ∵::
   / \|___/\                   ∵

I can hear tanasinn

>> No.10500182

asuka ran out of images to post and is reposting old ones like a newcomer.
Tanasinn wins.

>> No.10500186

>>10500182
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>> No.10500187
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>> No.10500190

_____             _____
         \    ●\           /●    /
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       /         /.    │    ヽ          \
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            ∧ /∧      │       ∧ヽ∧  彡
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            ∪  ノ ミ  ∧│∧  彡   ∪  ノ
             ヽ_),)    (  ⌒ ヽ      し' l_ノ
                     ∪  ノ
                      ヽ_),)       
  tanasinn

>> No.10500191

/∵∴∵∴\
   /∵∴/∴∵\\
  /∵∴●∴∴.● |
  |∵∵∵/ ●\∵|  <tanasinn
  |∵∵ /三 | 三| |
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   \∵ | \__ノ .|//   |
     \___//     |
      |∵∵つ'@      ∧|∧
      (∵∵`)`)     ( / ⌒ヽ
     ̄ ̄ ̄しU       | |   |
         |.        ∪ / ノ
    ~~~~~~~~~ノ ノ ノ~

>> No.10500194

Chess is a crappy tactical turn based RPG developed by a bunch of monkeys.

Right away you'll notice Chess has no storyline. Instead, all you notice is the the White army and the Black army are fighting each other over
a battlefield. Note the "a battlefield," because Chess only has one story map.

As for the actual combat, it's extremely dull. Each unit can kill another with only one hit. This means units with a real good movement
ability dominate the field (more on that bellow). There aren't even any combat animations or anything that happens in combat. One unit moves
on it's space and "captures" it, and the piece is removed from the game with no form of action or special effects.

Yawn.

Chess has shitty class balance. The Queen is flat out overpowered while your actual front line units, the Pawns. can't do shit. I think the
developers were afraid that no one would use the female character so they buffed up her abilities really high but now theres no point in using any
other unit.

The rest of the units suck. Rooks can only move in 4 directions, same with Bishops. Boring. Also, whats up with the Knight? It has the most bizzare
combat abilities of all the units. They're retardly hard to use cause they jump around like retards to move and attack. The devs should have named
this unit Ninja, since Knights didn't jump around like that in real life.

Worst part, is the king. You see, the devs decided that if your king gets captured, you instantly lose the game. W-T-F? This wouldn't be a problem,
except that he can't move for crap. Seriously, the most important unit in the game can only move 1 space a turn? Good luck keeping him alive while
every other unit in the game dances around him.

Unbalanced classes, lackluster gameplay, and not to mention repetitive 1 hour+ games. Chess is not worth the time or your money.
Buy Final Fantasy Tactics or Disgaea instead.

3 out of 10.

>> No.10500196
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>> No.10500200

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        \∵∴∵\
         \∵∴∵\
           \∵∴∵|⌒ヽ
            \∵/   ノ
              | ̄  /
             ノ   /
            ⊂、_ノ                tanasinn

>> No.10500204

>>10499819
>4-ch.net
AHAHAHA OH WOW, stupid newfag

>> No.10500207
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>> No.10500214

>>10500204
>implying every LOLRANDUMBVIPxD 2channel meme wasn't brought here from 4-ch and iichan

I bet you're the same sort of faggot who thinks world4ch came before 4-ch.

>> No.10500216
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>> No.10500226
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>> No.10500227

>>10500214
No discussion allowed. Shit-flinging only.

>> No.10500231
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Being pretty is a curse!

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>> No.10500247
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>> No.10500252

>>10500214
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.10500258
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>>10500247
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>> No.10500259
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>> No.10500283
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10500283

It seems like VNTS died too!

No janitor and no mod. What will we do?!

>> No.10500286
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>come home
>head to room
>find imouto leaving my room
>"what were you doing in there?"
>"nothing, just needed to use your pencil sharpener"
>"oh. well dont take anything i need later."
>"yeah, yeah i dont steal things you know."
>just about as she closes the door i hear "oni-chan" then door slams.
>where did that come fr--
>Oh fuck. did she find my hentai folder?
>remember i never turned my computer off and am sure i left the folder minimized
>shit
>notice that the computer is off now
>FUCK
>hesitantly open the door to see if she is still there
>her door is closed which it never is
>fuuuuck why didnt i just close the damn folder
>head to room...FUUUCK i remember what doujin i last fapped to in the morning; bro sis incest.
>this isnt happening.
>ah screw it if it comes up ill handle it
>have homework so i decide to put it out of my mind and turn on my traitor of a computer
>in shorts and feel a cold sensation on my inner thigh
>what the hell my chair has a moist spot on it
>did i spill something?
>feel it and it is somewhat slippery
>smells musty
>what the... no it couldnt be.
>couldnt help but say aloud "no fucking way"
>stand up and head for the door
>"man i got something good against her now. not to mention something to fap to later"
>head to her room thinking of some way to rattle her about what im sure she was doing
>listen for a second to gauge what she is doing
>hear a rustling sound

>> No.10500290


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>> No.10500299
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ahh the trolls ITT. whether its hate for an anime that is far too popular, hate for yet another soppy show from kyoani, hate that you cant feel that feel, hate that you dont believe that is how it feels, or just plain hate for anything that can destroy your 2dperfect world, i can say this. that feel they described is exactly the feel of how a woman does feel in your arms the very first time its emotional.

Delicate, Soft, Warm, intensified by crying. Crying that is not sad or depressing in nature, rather just a mixture of emotions you never felt before, never to feel again with anyone else ever.

It is rare for any anime to ever emulate true emotions that one can feel in the real world. Take heart /a/nons, this scene accurately portrays what that first emotional hug truly is, without all the bogus anime cliches we are used too.

As for me, i will be going to bed. Some feels are never meant to be re-feeled ever again without bringing up some serious thinking and self-reflecting.

>> No.10500299,1 [INTERNAL] 

High tier

Asuka


Low tier

niggy

>> No.10500299,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10499944
This is the first archived use of the word "shitepost".

>> No.10500299,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10500299,2
>>10326444
>>10356241
>>10424707

"Shite post" makes sense because British English is more likely to use two words or a hyphen than it is to compound them prematurely, like pig disgusting Americans.

>> No.10500299,4 [INTERNAL] 

Whatever happened to that autist who would post Eva movie screencaps. Is he going to come back when the final movie comes out?

>> No.10500299,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10500299,4
he's still posting

his work is all around us even now

>> No.10500299,6 [INTERNAL] 

How can Asuka have such a big ego even though she's got an ass? It's like you can humiliate the shit out of her just by reminding her of the fact that she's human. The fact that you can easily destroy her dignity is just mindblowing.

>> No.10500299,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10500299,6
I want Asuka to experience the humiliation.

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