/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'd give her an older sounding name that will invoke visions of Victorian era girls when heard.

I don't live in a shithole country, I live in Germany.

And I would give her a german name.

>>10497818
Andrea, Sieglinde, Elfriede.

Way to go, buddy.

>>10497817
Same, though I'd try to refrain from picking something utterly drab like Elizabeth.

>>10497832
That's not a nice name. It may be generic, but Alice is nice. I don't think Samantha is bad either.

>>10497837
Yeah, Alice is one of my favorites. I actually haven't met many people with that name.

Anna, Claire, maybe Cecile or Luna. Or if I really wanna get fancy about it, I can name her Evangeline Amesbury Fairweather the IV or something.

>>10497813
Will name her whatever I feel like naming her. Doesn't need to be Japanese. It could be Japanese if it fits. Alice is nice. Another candidate for name is Marie.

I have no need for Japanese. There are Touhous with western names.

>give it
2/10

>>10497833
Illyasviel

I really like the name alice.

Last time I checked, children given up for adoption already had names.

>>10497837
>>10497860
>>10497923
My sister is called Alice and she's a whore (inb4 edgy), so I'd probably throw out my loli if she arrived with that name.

>>10497936
Yeah, there are a lot of names I hate because of association.

What do I name my loli so she doesn't grow up to be a slut?

How about Whitney?

>>10497936
Why not simply rename her ?
Its not that every girl with the name Alice is bound to be a (inb4 nigga) cunt.

"Maya"(well, Maja rather, but pronounced the same)is a perfectly acceptable name here, and it has always been my favorite name.

Though it would feel rather awkward calling my daughter the name I wanted to use if I ever became a little girl.

Alternatively, I'd go for Remilia.

>>10497936
I hate the names gabriel and april for the same reasons.

Violet is pretty nice.

>>10497934
My aunt adopted many children and changed some of their names. It usually depends on how old they are and what their original name is. One girl aged two or three arrived at my aunt's house with the name her birth mother had given her and a few months after being at my aunt's house my aunt was calling her by a different name. I doubt the girl even remembers the name her birth mother gave her.

i probably shouldn't throw wet blankets on fantasies, but, you have to be married to adopt.

>>10497994
>I doubt the girl even remembers the name her birth mother gave her.
That's kind of sad, actually.

>>10497994
Also, seeing my adopted cousins all come from abusive/disfunctional homes into such a nice family is pretty heart warming, especially when they're cute lolis.

>>10497997
I could marry one of my NEET buddies and we could raise our loli with our autism dollars.

>>10497997
>Implying Amerifat

>>10497922
dafuq, Idiot.

How does it feel to be adopted, I wonder.

I'd just put random letters on google, if theres no result I'll give her that name.

>>10498015
Neat.
I get money from the state for beeing an orphan.
My adoptive parents where 2 lesbians who taught raising a child without a father would work.

Well. We see where that lead us.

>>10498030
You realized you wanted a sex change operation at 9 and threatened to cut off your dick?

>>10498030
>taught
did you mean "thought"?
lesbians really shouldnt be allowed to adopt children

>>10498030
>>10498033
what happened with your lesbian parents? They hated you for being a male?

>>10498041
No.
I think they wanted to create a "perfect" male beeing that is respectful towards women.

>>10498033
Fuck nigga, I'm not good at english. Sorry.

>>10498046
I know that english isn't your mother language, but do censor the swear words, it gets uncomfortable when overused.

I wouldn't get my own loli because it's a lot of responsibility and a pain in the asshole to take care of a child.

>>10498046
But the perfect male is black, beats women and wears abundant gilded jewelry.

>>10498050
We could do it together, Anon.

Just you and me. It could be the pain in OUR assholes.

>>10498047
Mkay. Will try.

>>10498056
>implying I ain't a black weeb

inb4 who are you quoting

>>10498050
How is it a pain in the asshole? I'd love to take care of a cute loli, I wouldn't even read visual novels anymore.

>>10498047
I hate censorship in all its forms.

I would give her a Touhou name.
There are plenty of western names in Touhou.

Like Letty, Alice, Mima, Marisa, etc.

But I think I will name her Sariel.
It's a normal name in my culture group and I can just call her Sara for short.

>>10498070
>Sariel

What kind of culture group ?
Only orthodox christians come to my mind.

What if Asperger-chan is the only survivor of Rokkenjima and I adopt her? Do I get the whole inheritance?

>>10498064
Children don't know how things work or how to behave properly, so they have to learn by extensive trial and error and memorization.

This leads to annoyance for everybody else.

>>10498075
I'm talking about children older than 6.

>>10498083
Too old, amirite, pedobros?

>>10498093
Reported.

>>10497945
Whitney is a white trash name to me, don't name her that.

There are only a couple loli names.
Rin, Alice, and Hina.

>>10498073
JEW

You are supposed to name your kids after deceased relatives.
I have a great-grandmother Sarah, so I have the perfect excuse.

>>10498143
Those are all nice names, though I somehow doubt Rin would make it far in a western setting. As for Alice, I would imagine it makes for excellent bullying material, due to most kids being familiar with the book.

I like orthodox christian/byzantine traditions, don't believe in them much, maybe as an honour to my family i'd name her something greek, like you know a "dad/mom you raised me to be such a fuckup, but at least i have this girl named in a christian-east mediterranean fashion!"-kind of thing.
I like how all of them have a meaning too, anastasia is pretty cute and is pretty cheerful, but i already know someone with that name, and i'm scared bad associations may happen, valentina is romantic and wishes good luck, but my favourite is kallisthei, since i'm a f*cking cutie.

>>10498248
>kallisthei
Good job fucking up the kid's life forever.

>>10498112
Whitney Houston was white trash? That's new.

>>10498248
Anastasia is a top-tier Ojou-sama name.
I say you go for it.

>>10498253
A good criteria for judging names usually is: How many porn stars do you know that go by it? If it's more than two, chances are that it's a white trash name that should best be avoided.

If I had to adopt Rin and name her I'd choose the name "Dolores." But if I lived in Japan then I'd leave her name as it is.

I wonder how many arched eyebrows and disapproving stares I would get if I named her Lumia

>>10498259
That's a good hard and fast rule, pretty much cuts out anything that can be ended with an "i" or a "y" however.

Personally I prefer four syllable names that end with a "cia" or "sia", though you do run into your share of whores named that way as well.

>>10498276
Sounds like a hippie name.

>>10498276
Lucia is a much more acceptable name and is shared by a blind loli saint to boot.

>>10498276
10 years later. Lumia is about to become a women. (Unless you raped her several times as her adoptive father) She brings her boyfriend to your home. You love your little Lumia too much to make her sad and forbid her to bring a boyfriend at home. You decide to watch some TV or browse the internet. Yet again the thought that your little Lumia will have sex in the next few minutes bugs your mind. You decide to eavesdrop on them. You hear some sucking noises and her boyfriend moanes. After some minutes he begins to say her name. "Lumia, oh god, Lumia !" You can't help but to masturbate. Lumias boyfriends starts to moan louder. "LUMIA, LUMIA, I'M COMING" You rub your own dick harder, imagine its you who actuall de-flowers the little Lumia. You burst through the door, hands on your dick and cum on the face of your own adoptive daughter, Lumia.

>>10498312
Who in the hell moans and yells out over some low level technique like that?

>>10498312
This should not give me an erection

>>10498319
They're probably in their teens.

>>10498323
Indeed, it should not.

>>10498324
Which means neither have had enough time to suck the sheer number of dicks to be experienced enough ton warrant out screaming like a bitch from it. Even if not painfully awkward novices the best you'd expect is a grunt here and there.

>>10498323
Well.
Maybe I should write erotic novels.

>>10498312
> Lumia
I get it only after >>10498323. I feel extremely stupid. Maybe I should name my daughter Lumiya as well...

>>10498383
W-What else is there to understand ?

I ... I think I missed something.

No, that's just silly.
I can't think of a name right now but I would pick something old and fancy.

No woman is going to agree to bear /jp/'s children and allow free reign over the choice of name.

Even the the most well adjusted of us probably will do a terrible job of properly raising children due to our poor level of interaction with the normalfag world, which will rub off on them.

I want to name my daughter Prishe.

>>10498450
Fuck you, I intended to do that.

>>10498450
Going through CoP was totally worth it for her.

Probably Alice, Claudia, or Elysse.

>>10498471
I'm going back and completing it now, just for her.

Japanese obviously, but keep it short so it can pronounced easily in English. Something like "Mei" would be good.

In terms of Touhou names, I always thought Remilia could be passable, as long as nobody Googled it. I could easily use Alice, since that was my grandmother's name.

>>10497997
"As of 2010, every state in the U.S. allows unmarried men and women to adopt. Single adults are also allowed to adopt children from many countries around the world. While you do not have to be married to adopt a child, the rules that govern both domestic and international adoptions can be different for single men and women than for married couples." -first result on Google.

>>10498402
It's Rumia.

>>10498501
Oh.
Well then I didn't missed anything.

I should do something against my paranoia

You are all a bunch of ridiculous fucking weebs.

Give them English names so you're not tempted to fuck them when they turn ten.

>>10498508
>waiting until they are ten

Pleb.

>>10498508
>I'm not gay, but I like sucking dicks

Personally, I find that short names work best on lolis. Five or six letters, at most. Anything longer doesn't evoke loli images anymore, because it sounds too complicated and unwieldy.

I'd name her Göran for Swedish glory

>>10498489
you got me. i concede.

and thanks for posting that. it gave me a tiny, although brief, ray of hope. for reasons i'm not going to state here, that believe it or not, do NOT involve any pedo-like tendencies, i would seriously consider adopting a daughter and raising her to adulthood. i just didn't think it was possible for me as an unmarried male to do so.

>>10498561
The question you should ask yourself is: How will you manage to procure the income needed to sustain both you and your new-found daughteru, her education and so on? And, more importantly, how will you spend time with her if you need to work at least 8 hours a day? I reckon this is a pretty important detail. Since she won't have a mother, spending a lot of time with her father seems like a must condition to me.

>>10498527
Evangeline

>>10498607
Not the other guy.
Well. Get myself a job that starts early in the morning so I can be at home at early afternoon and spend time with my daughter.
She would learn to be own her own quickly, which prepares her for her later life.
I would spend every minute I have free with my beloved daughter.

>>10498607
i have a job that pays well, and even if i lost the job i could transfer the skills to another one, so income really isn't an issue. as for education, public schools are shit, so i would do my best to get her into a private one. if she's old enough for school or preschool, that solves the issue of what to do with her while i'm at work. if she's not, i could perhaps bribe a friend, or a friend of a friend to watch her during the day in exchange for monetary compensation, since i don't trust day-cares. i don't want to find myself one day going to the day care to pick her up only to find her dead or raped or badly bruised or some other such shit.

Midori is the only Japanese name I would consider giving a child.

>>10498686
to add to that thought, having a daughter to care for on a daily basis would probably make my shit-ass job that i hate actually feel worthwhile, especially if i were using it to help her get a better education than what the damn goverment provides. as it is right now i want to quit my job every single day, the only reason i don't is because i like my independence.

My surname suckass, so I would give her a normal (but not common) name that rhymes with it.

When as a kid, it was horrible to have 3 other people in the classroom with your same name.

>>10498504
There's a cure for paranoia, it is called vodka

>>10498725
Only that when you find out your cute daughter has evolved into a whore, smokes and drinks at the age of 12, fucks every guy on the block for drugs and generally doesn't give a flying fuck about you, you can't even commit suicide in peace, as that would leave her stranded and probably even more fucked up for the rest of her life.

Looking at it this way, being alone has its merits. You can go out with a blast at any time and don't have to worry about others.

>>10498358
write more stories of daughters being deflowered.

>>10498817
not likely to happen, if she's given plenty of love and attention early on, but also strict guidance to keep her foolishness in check.

Will OP ever stop making his investment banker threads?

I will give her a Russian name.
I will then wait until she's old enough to handle a gun and take her shooting.

I'd name her Sophia and lock her on the basement.

Name her Jennifer and prostitute her from home.
She will be a well trained super whore slut by the time she turns 18, afterwards we can get married.