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I can't take it easy anymore /jp/

>> No.10496213

Smoke some marihuana.

>> No.10496213,1 [INTERNAL] 

i want to be the little girl

>> No.10496223

>>10496209
suck a dick
it's relaxing

>> No.10496232
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>>10496223

a-are you serious?

>> No.10496234

>>10496232
yea, try it

*uinzips pants*

>> No.10496242

>>10496234

Now I feel dirt and used.

>> No.10496257
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I can't either, OP. Why is life so hard?

>> No.10496274

IM THIRSTY
IM THIRSTY
IM THIRSTY
IM THIRSTY
IM THIRSTY

IMMMMMM THIIRRRRRRRSTEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.10496275

>>10496257
Life isnt hard, you make it hard.

>> No.10496279

>>10496274
take a sip'a'dis

*grabs penis*

>> No.10496285

>>10496275
I'm not the one who came up with these ridiculous rules like needing food and water to survive.

>> No.10496283

Life is hard? When was the last time you even fucking broke a sweat?

>> No.10496284

>>10496279

I won't drink your piss.

*punches your dick in*
*go to the kitchen for a drink*

>> No.10496290

>>10496285
Then become a hermit.
Oh wait

>> No.10496297

>>10496283
my ass is always sweating and i wake up covered in sweat

>> No.10496299

>>10496284

drink THIS
*pees in the milk jug*

>> No.10496306

>>10496297
Sleep with the window open you fat fuck. I heard your body burns off more fat to keep you warm, it might help you in your struggles.

>> No.10496311
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>> No.10496314
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i don't want you dick gentlemen, i want love.

>> No.10496315

>>10496306
ill fuk u in de dick ok bud?

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It's alright OP, I believe in you!

>> No.10496328

>>10496315
I saw a video of a guy putting his dick in another man's over-sized penis's urethra once. It was horrifying.

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fat pulsating dicks

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When life's hard I like to pretend I'm Carl Johnson.

>> No.10496344

>>10496338
Are you a busta?

>> No.10496341

>>10496338
But do ever catch the damn train?

>> No.10496343

>>10496338

a fucking nigger? really

>> No.10496350
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>> No.10496353

Off yourself at once.

>> No.10496372

Find a hobby, helps to make time pass.

If that fails you can always become an alcoholic. It's not as bad as it sounds.

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I have a horrible case of sexual frustration. I spend the entire day masturbating and thinking about fucking so bad. I want to impregnate something so bad. The urge is so strong that it makes me cry. It only keeps getting worse.

>> No.10496388

>>10496379

are you me ;-;

>> No.10496387

>>10496379
Make a /jp/ meetup and impregnate another /jp/sie who shares your problems.

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>> No.10496397

>>10496379

Impregnate my butt~

>> No.10496399

>>10496395

stop this.

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>>10496399
You cannot stop his work, your efforts are futile.
Submit.

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>> No.10496423

>>10496403

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooods

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>> No.10496432

>>10496427
please stop

all of /jp/ is begging you

>> No.10496435

I have no skills and I think there's something mentally wrong with me. I can't learn new things even if I try to.
I don't want to be useless but I am.
I don't want to be a leech anymore either but I don't want to die.

>> No.10496436
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If we post enough images he might be overwhelmed.

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>>10496432
Just SUBMIT bro.
Didn't that brown guy in that game with the keystick weapon tell you to?

>> No.10496442

>>10496432
I don't think I've seen a single other person ever tell him to stop.

>> No.10496462

>>10496459
Autism.

>> No.10496459
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>>10496441

do I look like a loser to submit so easy, do I?????

>> No.10496460

>>10496379
Buy a cat.

>> No.10496464

>>10496283
What is the point of you are trying to make? Please explain it to me because I don't understand. Not trying means life isn't actually hard?

>> No.10496467
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I'm putting my gas heater on the highest and am muffling all spots oxygen might come through

bye

>> No.10496476

>>10496467
Please don't do it.

>> No.10496477

>>10496467
There's no internet in that place. It's going to suck. They're going to make fun of you for being a fatass neckbear who faps to young children.

>> No.10496480

>>10496477
Everyone becomes cute or handsome when they reach Gensokyo

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>>10496467
See you on the other side.

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>>10496467
.

>> No.10496485

>>10496467

no anon, we love you.

>> No.10496486

>>10496477
Kill yourself out of /jp/.

>> No.10496487

At least wait until HM is released.

>> No.10496488

>>10496467
See you on /jp/ again tommorow morning, Dilan.

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>>10496459
Yes you do.

>> No.10496490,1 [INTERNAL] 

*blows load on gigs' face*

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