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What happens to the Touhou who's body we took over?

>>10495572
They die.

Remilia so I can have Sakuya to myself.

I don't want to be a toeho.

>>10495581
Fuck that, then. I choose no Touhou.

>>10495584
Admirable.

>>10495584
I would never forgive myself if i passed that opportunity due to moralfag issues like that

Sakuya so I can have >>10495578 to myself.

>>10495598
Moralfag? Shut up. You're talking about killing someone.

>>10495572
Nothing because there never was that Touhou to begin with. It's like that Gensokyo didn't exist before you came there.

>>10495581
If that was the case I think most of /jp/ wouldn't choose anyone.

>>10495568
Shiki
good body type and best hair color

>>10495598
I'm with this guy. Sacrifices have to be made so that I may have a better life.

With that said, what would happen if you choose an immortal?

>>10495603
I like it.

>>10495606
You had me worried for a bit there op.

I'd be Reisen, because she's my favourite.

Work all day, have bunny ears, get strange drugs shoved into my mouth, and sometimes wake up to a doctor touching my private parts.

>>10495607
Yes, I am talking about killing someone.
If my future depended on that, I wouldn't hesitate to deny hers.

>>10495568
Shoulda have mentioned, with "existing" touhou I mean a canon character, not a living person whose body you steal.

>>10495615
>Sacrifices have to be made so that I may have a better life.
Good man.

>>10495584
You could choose a lonely, evil Touhou without friends or important role, so the impact of her death and your rebirth is minimized.

That's why I would never choose someone as Sakuya, as I'd fuck up the SDM.

And Remilia would probably kill me as she labels me as an imposter anyway.

>>10495606
>Nothing because there never was that Touhou to begin with.

Suddenly not having ever existed sounds arguably even worse than death...

>>10495632
I'm not sure I agree. There are uncountable humans who have never existed, due to one quirk of time or another. Think of all the potential babies who have never been born, who never had the chance to come into being. I think that dying is worse, unless you mourn for those nonentities whose lot it was to never have existed at all.

>>10495639
I'm pretty sure that's not the same thing though. We're talking about people, or Touhous in this case, that DID in fact used to exist.

>>10495621
Rinnosuke. Original one will finally cease to exist and I'll be able to keep my penis.

>>10495648
I think we're assuming that Gensokyo isn't around in the first place, and we need to populate it.

>>10495661
What if nobody picks a certain Touhou though? Did they never exist then?

>>10495674
Maybe they'll just fill themselves in.

I mean, you can't have a Gensokyo if someone doesn't show up for the party.

>>10495619
how much of a secondary are you?

Reimu, i guess. Youkai busting sounds like a fun job and i think i can take care of the other duties of a miko or any other incident, as long as i can burst youkai like a bubble and all to finish with a party, i'm fine.

I'll become Rinnosuke and acquire his harem of course. Jesus Christ you people are dull.

>>10495615
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>>10495625
You are horrible people, and don't deserve a single scrap of Gensokyo.

I would pick Chen because I can then do cat shit AND I can kill Chen.

I want to be part of Chireiden but I don't want to actually become any of them because I love them all too much as they are. I guess I'd become one of Orins many ghost fairies.

>>10495661
You just stole my twist I was going to reveal later on!
So yeah, every touhou is from /jp/ and the others are just filled in.

>>10495581
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>>10495598
>>10495607
>>10495615
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>>10495713
How did it come to this...

>>10495568
Wriggle because fuck Wriggle. After the real Wriggle is dead I'd just off myself so that I wouldn't have to be Wriggle anymore.

>>10495746
That made this thread a good thread instead of a normal one.

>>10495746
>So yeah, every touhou is from /jp/ and the others are just filled in.
Hm. I like Touhous, but I don't like most people from /jp/.

>>10495713
> horrible people, and don't deserve a single scrap of Gensokyo.

But you see, these "horrible" people would actually get a shitload of gensokyo, if presented with that choice

while the "not horrible" douchebags would be stuck with regret and their own fake sense of moral superiority

>>10495764
Neither do I. Gensokyo would be a pretty terrible place with most of /jp/ inhabiting it.

I want to live as one of the near immortal Elvish- I mean Tengu and soar the skies at the speed of light.

I guess I'll become Aya.

This might not be related but I'm probably going to try romancing Rinnosuke.

>>10495764
don't worry, the faggots wouldn't get there
none of them would chose to "kill a person"due to the sense of faggot morality


in a way, OP's choice is a perfect filter that separates shit from essence

>>10495768
Would you kill for being in Gensokyo, who know if you would kill more touhous there?

>>10495768
Nothing fake about this moral superiority, anon.

And no, they would not. I choose The Dragon.

>>10495773
Rinnosuke will die and you will still being alive.

>>10495787
huh?

>>10495805
Age.

>>10495812
Rinnosuke and Aya have similar lifespans. Jesus Christ Rinnosuke is older than Yukari

This is actually a pretty tough question, especially if I make it harder on myself by throwing out the options everybody else has given.

My gut instinct is to go Alice and not be so much of a recluse, but I feel like I'm forgetting things. Youmu feels like a good choice too, for some reason

I think I'd have to go with Yuugi. I would get drunk everyday and raise hell in the underground city. I would hang out with Satori and the others at chireiden, and once in a while I'd go to the surface and hang out with Suika and duel with some powerful creatures like Yuuka and the like.

it would be the greatest existence that could ever be lived.

>>10495918
Would Satori know you weren't the real Yuugi by reading your mind?

Any human from the village, keeping my humanity at the same time I get the trip is enough, and in my opinion by far, the best option.

>>10495926
Aww shi-
He's going to expose us all!
Quick! Someone claim Satori!

>>10495934
Satori is not the one you should fear, morsel.

>>10495948

there would be no need to fear the dragon. if this hypothetical situation is even happening in the first place, it is already implicit that the dragon has consented.

>>10495965
see >>10495784

I am The Dragon, and I do not consent.

>>10495976

dude, don't be a dick....
all we want is to be touhous

>>10495988
To bad.

Yukari. Sleep all day, have great powers, have servants, and have influence over a lot of people.

I'd be Mokou so I could smoke my ass off without fearing death.

What is this about dragons?

>>10496171
Dragon. Singular.

I'd be Blue Reimu

I choose to be Yukari so I can create a new body of a demon I actually want to be then put the original Yukari back into her own body but before that take a 48 day shower so when she's in her original body she'll realize how saggy and old she is and cry for about an hour until Ran finally comes in and comforts her.

>>10496265
I didn't even think of that. Brilliant, sir.
Also thanks for the good chuckle.

>>10496227
What is this about Dragon?

>>10498287
Dragons. Plural.

A nameless fairy.

I think being a fairy would be nice, and none the touhous I care little enough for to be okay with effectively removing them from Gensokyo seem particularly appealing as potential hosts.

>>10498374
Oh, or one of the zashiki-warashi, but only if I can live in the Hakurei shrine.

>>10498308
What are these about Draegon?

Yuuka, because no one would bother me, so I can just pull an Office Space and never have to do anything

>>10498426
>gif
>click on it
>nothing moves

Every time.

I would sacrifice your favorite touhou so I could go to Gensokyo.

>>10498430
You're using Firefox, aren't you? Hahaha.

I'd want to be the classic Reimu.
And I'd get Nitori to build a giant robo-body for me to fight in.
And then when Reimu blows up the robo-body I reveal that I'm the original Reimu and we have a fight and shit like that.

who the fuck makes these threads and who are the dipshits that never fail to reply with their worthless posts?

>>10499604
But... you just replied

>>10499604

OH THE IRONING