/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The bad thing is that she would immediately be able to sense my rape intention.

>>10493756

>>10493756

Why?
Why do you have to turn such a beautiful picture into sexualization? Can you not keep it to yourself?

She would just roll her third eye when she sees how shallow your imagination is

The curse of mindreaders. Everyone just thinks about the same thing.

I can't avoid wanting to endow with sexual characteristics such a cutie.

>>10493777

So boring.
I want to take it easy with Satori over tea, discuss all the things she's seen, explore Chireiden...
Then I come to /jp/ and all you get is "sex! hehehe! it's funny because she can read minds!! lol sex!! im thinking about sex!! get it? lol! sex!"
Is that really the best you can do?
Poor.

Yes I am posting this unironically as a matter of fact.

Nice trips by the way.

>>10493785
I never said that would be the only thing I'd like to do with her.

It's just that sex is an important part of a healthy relationship. A very important part.

>>10493785
If you see a picture of delicious food, what's wrong with wanting to eat it?

>>10493792

>sex is an important part of a healthy relationship

I suppose I'll just have to accept /jp/ views Touhous in the same way you would the heroines of an eroge. Boring.

I just want to procreate with Satori.

Cumming inside Satori defines Otaku Culture.

>>10493802
You just don't understand.

Having such a huge sex drive doesn't mean I want to use Satori as a living onahole. That's only a small part of the stuff I'd like to do with her.

I would be more than willing to shed blood or make any necessary sacrifices for ensuring the happiness and safety of Satori-chan, or almost any other Touhou.

And don't ask me to comprehend how love relationships should be normally carried, as I have never been in one.


Well, Good Night for now.

>>10493813

I wonder how much you would still be interested if Touhous weren't sexualized at all.

Doujinshi isn't canon, I wonder why /jp/ flips out over secondaries any other time but porn books are fine?

>Having such a huge sex drive

Oh, there you go.

Having pure love for Touhous feels lonely sometimes

Yes I know how much of a faggot I seem right now, I apologize but still.

>>10493808
Do you think her children would also have that weird eye thing?

>>10493824
I guess?

>>10493820
I'm pretty sure i'll get flak for this but as someone who has been in a long term relationship I can tell you sex only makes like 15% of the relationship. The whole time I much preferred cuddling, travelling, eating and sleeping together.

>>10493837

Please don't use Satori pics when you're posting about your normalfag shit

>>10493820
>I wonder how much you would still be interested if Touhous weren't sexualized at all.

I still like her the same damn whole lot after I satiate my sex urges. So, a damn whole lot.

>Having pure love for Touhous feels lonely sometimes.
I comprehend that having a pathological level of horny-ness is clearly not "pure love", but I do think that neither it is a complete lack of sex.

Loving someone means you love that person on all levels, right?.

>>10493840
Eat my dick cuntrag, I'm not going to perpetrate this any further.

>>10493840
He is in a long term relationship with Satori.

Satori would be a great Santa Claus, mindreading the wishes of all the kids.

>>10493843

Here's what we gather from Satori in SA:

--Likes her pets
--Can read minds
--Polite (invites Yukari/Reimu for tea)

Here's what anon sees:

--SEX
--SEX
--MY DICK

Why? Nothing about sex comes up in SA or any other Touhou game.

I meant I was wondering whether you would still even care about Touhou if doujin artists followed the games in this respect and didn't draw porn. It interests me that if you post a Cirno 9 pic you are a "secondary", but posting Keine with big tits is totally fine because "muh dick". Both are secondary works. If all you want is porn fodder there are a million other games tailored exactly for you.

>a complete lack of sex.

But this is closer to Touhou canon. Don't you get it? Why do you think Satori would care about sex? She is youkai, why project all these tedious human values onto her?

Anyway I'm not that bothered I just think it's interesting. I am open to being totally wrong.

>>10493829
Does she have parents? Where do youkai come from?

>>10493785
You don't get it, do you?

You think the rest of us doesn't want to take it easy with Satori over tea, discuss all the things she's seen, explore Chireiden? Don't you see how difficult would it be if we started thinking impure thoughts around her? If you think you can hold our libido in contempt, go ahead, but be aware it's not a choice, it's a curse.

>>10493863
when 2hus luv each other very much...

>>10493863

Human fear

mfw Kotoura stopped being about a mindreader after the third ep

>>10493868

>it's not a choice, it's a curse.

You're right then, I don't get it.
I have a libido, but it doesn't consume me. Occasionally I see a Touhou pic and think "okay that's pretty hot", but usually I'll just skip past it. And this event is VERY rare, reserved for A++ pics.
Meanwhile it seems /jp/ turns into some frothing at the mouth molesting monster every time anon posts something even slightly sexual

I mean I get erections and whatever sometimes, but who cares? Can't you just ignore it?
I find the whole subject of sex boring as a whole

I'm not posting this like "I'm better than you", I just wonder if anyone else feels the same because it rarely ever appears so

>>10493840
/jp/ consists of nearly all normals with six-figure jobs and girlfriends nowadays. I believe that the people who are posting in the NEET threads are only doing so to be hip and trendy.

>>10493901

Please don't joke about that, it sets off my autism about /jp/ being a conspiracy and I sometimes take weeks to mentally recover

>>10493889
>it seems /jp/ turns into some frothing at the mouth molesting monster every time anon posts something even slightly sexual

We must be reading different /jp/s.

And you completely miss the context. We're specifically talking about a mind-reading Touhou here. One lewd thought about one of her pets that made a provocative pose and she'll forever know about your sexual urges. It's extremely scary and shameful. She may be polite about it, but it'll always linger over any kind of relationship you might have with her. I actually think it's better to be honest with her and yourself in this case, no matter how much you'd personally want to become pure.

tl;dr: people talk about Satori and take her abilities into account. You make sweeping generalizations.

>>10493859
Here's what we gather from Satori in SA (an other canon works):

--Likes her pets
--Can read minds
--Secluded herself from people hating her because her power.
--Polite (invites Yukari/Reimu for tea)

Here's what anon infers from her being a sentient being:

--Needs to eat, and probably sleep.
--May yearn for relationships on the same level.
--May (or not) enjoy physical forms of pleasure and company.

My friend, Gensokyo is an unfinished world that the player can complete with the details of his liking.

And being a secondary is more about disregarding canon facts, than wondering about the undefined size of a pair of breasts or color of panties.


>Don't you get it? Why do you think Satori would care about sex? She is youkai, why project all these tedious human values onto her?
Because she's a sentient being with bodily functions, characteristic of that of humans, with her own mindset and unknown personality.

Well, IMO anyway.

>>10493920

Good response

How about this though.

Youkai rely on humanity's fear (and ignorance, to an extent) of them to survive, maybe even to exist in the first place.

Why would a youkai like Satori therefore have a romantic relationship with a human being? lol

You are supposed to fear youkai, not love them. So your desire to soften her heart towards you is also the indirect desire to soften her existence. Think about it.

>>10493932
Maybe youkai can become gods if humans love them?

>>10493942

Gods need faith, not love

Maybe they overlap.

Anyway some youkai like Yukari almost certainly wouldn't want to stopped being feared, so there is that

>>10493932
Youkai are just a part of a larger body of supernatural being relying on human belief to survive. The borders between them and gods, for example, are fluid and can be crossed, and an entity can be both a god and a youkai. It appears as if youkai relying on fear to survive is not as much an inherent quality of their species, but a semantical classification. You're a youkai because you (currently) feed on fear, not the other way around. In no way is it a necessity, and youkai of Gensokyo are specifically said to be overcoming their human-imposed malicious nature.

And we know for a fact that satori (and Satori in particular) pine for contact with others.

>>10493932
Oh, that's a different thing. Satori, as a Youkai may or not want to have a romantic relationship, and may or not want to have a romantic relationship with a human being.

I never said she would love you back. It could be love only in one direction. ;_;

And I thought Youkai existence as that of Gods depended of humans believing in them, not fearing them.


Well, now I seriously need to sleep, haven't rested in 26 hours and worked 13 straight. So we'll continue this discussion later.

>>10493958

So youkai can become Gods? And other supernatural (lel) beings?

What about Lunarians

>>10493979
Lunarians are not a race, but a "nationality". There are both humans and gods among them. And then there are rabbits, which I'd assume would be classified as beast youkai.

>>10493979
they're faggots

>>10493995
>Lunarians are not a race, but a "nationality". There are both humans
u wot m8

>>10493995

>Lunarians
>humans

Source?
They are human-like, but so are most youkai

>>10494003
Lunarians are humans that left earth thousands years ago because it was shit.

>>10494006

human-like in appearance I mean
doesn't really count for much in touhou

>>10494008
>>10494006
Perfect Memento

>>10494006
Bougetsushou, CiRL in particular, chapter 3 in particular.
SoPM ZUN interview.

>>10494024
>That's because the Lunar Capital and the house of a hermit are rather similar. The residents of the Lunar Capital are closer to hermits or celestials than humans.
>closer to hermits or celestials than humans.

where exactly does it say they are humans?

>>10494027
>月の都に居る人間たちは

"the residents of Lunar Capital" are actually "humans from the Lunar Capital" in Japanese.

>>10494027
>>10494058
And, of course, they're closer to hermits and celestials because they're biologically immortal like them, thanks to moon's environment being free of impurity.

>>10494058

They can do magic though, magic and possibly even youkai are said to have originated from Lunarians.

If they are humans, then they are humans who can do magic, which means they could eventually become magician youkai like Patchouli/eventually Marisa. So Lunarians can become youkai.

>That chaotic power from those good old days before the existence of humans...
>Ah, those times are nostalgic.

Oh Satorin~
How I want to forcefully pin you down and bang you everyday.

>>10494075

Actually, since Eirin is supposed to be millions of years old, how can Lunarians be human? Humans haven't existed that long.

Confirmed for aliens

>>10494087
Since Kanako and Suwako are thousand years old, how can Earthlings be human?

That's the question you're asking.

>>10494093

What do you mean
Humans are thousands of years old, you are correct
Eirin is Lunarian, millions (or hundreds of millions) of years old, so how can she be human? She predates their existence

Touhou does more or less follow IRL chronological time on things like this, like the Lunar war being in 1969 and so on

>>10494087
>Humans haven't existed that long.
PROTIP: the bible isn't a reliable scientific text on the origin and age of humanity.

>>10494082
I want to make out with Satorin just to make her feel good.

And if she doesn't feel good from skinship/making out, I want her to let me use her for my own pleasure.

>>10494102

Homo sapiens is in "hundreds of thousands" kinda territory, Eirin is millions

Don't try to troll me, I'm a bit sensitive and it hurts my feelings

>>10494101
Oh for fucks sake. Eirin not being a human does not mean humans from the moon aren't humans. What's so hard to understand about this?

>>10494108
Where does it say she's millions years old?

>>10494113

Your logic is quite circular. We are discussing whether Lunarians = "humans from the moon". Now Eirin is Lunarian. Eirin is also older than humanity. In IN she even talks about times before humans existed, as some other anon posted. Presumably all Lunarians are similar to Eirin (biologically, except the immortal part), because why wouldn't they be? Therefore Lunarians are not humans

Also

>Oh for fucks sake.

Can you not do this? I was serious about being sensitive and this actually does make me feel sad. Please.

>>10494111

ZUN said so in a niconico interview or something

>>10494136
>Presumably all Lunarians are similar to Eirin

Your presumptions are wrong. Read the thread.

And don't be surprised I'm irritated by you not reading the thread you reply to.

Can we go back to discussing relationships with Satori?

Would you rather be a pet, a servant, or a partner? Why?

>>10494195
>Can we go back to discussing relationships with Satori?
Count me out. I'm tired of people treating Satori like she's some sort of sex toy that's only good for pleasuring themselves with.

>>10494203
Because that's the only type of relationship.

>>10494203
Actually, you're the only one assuming she can only be treated as a sex object.

Nice projecting, pal.

>>10494208
Are you an idiot? Do you even know what projecting is?

>>10494195
All of the above

>>10494208
Satori abuse time?

Sex with Satori!

Satori NTR please.

>>10494241
Would you rather NTR Satori or be NTR'd by Satori?

>>10494253
sauce?

>>10494082
That psycho Yandere Satori is more likely to pin you down with a knife pressed against your peepee.

>>10494241
None. NTR is horrible.

What if you're the type that can't keep your thoughts under control but never acts on them? I'm scared she would hate me before I could even say a word to her. She would see that I lust over her pet cat and that would be terrible.

I may have a perverted mind but I'd never actually hurt or force myself on anyone.

>>10494445
I think she'd understand. She's been reading minds all her life.

That doesn't mean she'd tolerate it, of course.

>>10494260
Satori Night.

>>10494556

I don't want to be beaten up by Satori. I'd be the laughing stock of both hells. Maybe even some places above ground.

>>10494607
you must bully satori then

>>10494113
Tertiary from /a/ here.
I Eirin isn't a human, a god or a youkai, what is she then?

>>10494636
This. Bully her with all your might.

>>10494656
She is a god, as stated by ZUN in his interview in SoPM.

>>10494656
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Eirinagokoro

If you were romancing Satori, how would you surprise her for Valentine's day?

>>10494678
>touhou.wikia
Disgusting.

>>10494656

>>10494684
It would be hard to surprise her as she could read my mind.
I would invite her and her family over for a home cooked meal I suppose.

>>10494678
wikia

>>10494716
post the rest

>>10494700
You could manage a surprise. It might mean avoiding her, though.

>>10494684
I'd find some thing from her past that she misses and get it for her.

I can't believe I missed the meat of a Satori thread. This is unforgivable.

>>10494107
How does that work?

>>10494684
S_U_R_P_R_I_S_E_!!!

Like that.
But joking aside, I'd give her rape

>>10494830
How does what work?

>>10494836
That poster wants to make out with her to make her feel good, but if that doesn't work he'll give up and wants to use her for his own pleasure? So two-faced.

>>10494835
That's not very surprising.

>>10494855
Well, it's not all that complicated. I'd prefer to make her feel good as a first priority. Only failing that would I resign myself to just using her body for my own enjoyment.

Who knows, maybe even if she doesn't get direct pleasure from intimacy and physical contact, she would still feel satisfaction from being useful to another or reading their thoughts of pleasure.

>>10494866
If making her feel good is your first priority, you should keep trying to do that, not give up and use her for yourself.

>>10494868
That's why I'd use her for my own pleasure. To see if she can feel it by proxy.

>>10494908
No I won't. Why would you doubt me?

>>10494872
...you'll forgive me if I don't believe you.

>>10494923
>NO NO NO
We'll see about that.

>>10494939
That kind of thinking won't change any minds, anon.

>>10494911
I'm wary of most people who like Satori. She doesn't always attract the best people, you know?
I just think it's pretty convent that your backup plan involves you pleasuring yourself with her. Suspicious.

>>10494957
Hey, I never mentioned any forceful action, now I did?

>>10494965
True enough.
Well...if she wants to make you feel good herself, then...and yet, you said "use her." Wording, anon.

Why does Satori abuse turn me on that much?

>>10494636
>>10494662

I can't though. That's not cool.

>>10495003
What if she's secretly M?

>>10495013
That is not a good assumption to make.

>>10494995
Elaborate. How exactly do you feel when you look at abuse pictures? Be detailed.

>>10495021
One way to find out for sure.

>>10495031
No. What if you're wrong? It's not worth it.

>>10495034
What's so bad about asking?

Are you faggots being mean to Satori again?

>>10495041
Oh.
I thought you meant hurting her a bunch and seeing if she likes it.

>>10495082
Would I do that?

>>10495088
It sounded like you were saying she was secretly M to justify bullying her. So from what I can tell, yeah, you would.

>>10495105
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Assumptions everywhere, man! Come on, give me some credit here! I'm not as bad as those other Satori abusers!

I wonder if it's a viable way to bully her by imagining scenarios of violating her in vivid detail while she is seeing your mind.

>>10495116
A Satori abuser is a Satori abuser.
Not as bad? Hm. Tell me how.

>>10495147
Viable?

>>10495147
Don't...

I'd give her a hug, because hugs are nice.

>>10495177
satori deserves abuse though

>>10495194
No she doesn't.

>>10495194
No she doesn't. You do.

Do you think Satori could read books by reading the mind of someone who's reading a book at the moment?

koishi koishi koishi

>>10495223
It would be more like having someone read to her.

Satori woke up in this box. How will she react?

Satori...

>>10495177
>Tell me how.
I abuse her because I love her.

Modern Satori with glasses!

>>10494667
Yup... just like most of the really old Lunarians. Toyohime seems to be one of the younger goddesses of the series, somewhere between 2,600 and 2,800 years old by my estimate, though. She hints that she can remember events MUCH further back than when the one human accidentally stumbled into the capital 1,500+ years ago, so who knows. Yorihime isn't a goddess though, and is implied to be much younger, and Kaguya is even younger than her.

Lunarians in general, obviously not including the rabbits, are supposedly anatomically and biologically identical to humans, minus the aging part.

>>10495301
Abuse is abuse. What's your point?

>>10495271
Stop it!

>>10495198
>>10495199
why else would she be outcasted?

>>10495343
Because she can read minds. People don't want people looking at their evil thoughts, so they drove her out.

>>10495343
Just look at most of this thread and you'll have your answer.

>>10495352
>>10495349
thats why she deserves abuse!

>>10495340
It's an expression of love.

>>10495359
Those are not good reasons, you idiot. She hasn't done anything wrong.

>>10495362
A punch in the gut hurts the same with love behind it as it does backed by hate.

>>10495365
reading minds is invasion of privacy. not to mention that satoris blurt out the thoughts they read. stop being so retarded

>>10495362
What a cute drawing. That artist seems very genuine.

Subbed to his pixiv

>>10495369
Invasion of privacy? Say thoughts out loud sometimes? God, you're right, she's a fucking monster!

>>10495384
clearly you are too dumb to understand anything

>>10495368
Going by that logic there is no difference between rape and regular sex.

>>10495404
What? No way.

>>10495409
Hey, the feeling behind it (lust) is the same!

>>10495404
Hey retard, women don't lubricate during rape.

>>10495413
But one is gentler and doesn't treat one partner as an object and is consensual. It's not the same.

>>10495441
Same can be said about abuse.

>>10495414
Then you're raping them wrong or you didn't use an aphrodisiac like in your Chinese porn comic books.

>>10495442
...please explain.

>>10495455
You can abuse someone because you hate them, and you can abuse them because you love them. What's not to understand?

>>10495470
And you can gently and consensually have sex with someone because you love them, or violently rape them because you hate them. It's not the same.
I do not see how abuse can be loving.

>>10495490

>>10495529

Do you think Satori likes the new My Bloody Valentine album?

I personally think the middle three songs are perfect for cuddling.

>>10495596

>>10495596
I wouldn't think so but who knows

>>10495558
Do those things ACTUALLY scare crows?

>>10495596
I think all the songs are great for household cleaning.

>>10495652
Housewife Satori is the best

>>10495652
Someone post the "I've got melodies to obscure" comic

>>10495669

>>10495688
Thank you very much.

>>10495635
For a time. They look like the eyes of predators is the idea. Crows are smart, though, and once they figure out that the "eyes" never move or do anything, they stop being scared of them.

>>10495635
We had them at the hangars I used to work at, basically >>10495759. They worked for about a month and there were just as many birds as before.

>>10494305

>'dat bulge

wouldn't mind trap satorin

>>10495887
Don't even talk about things like that, my penis can't handle that.