/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is she trying really hard to get that shit log outside of her butt it's really stuck and it's scraping her insides?

This was pretty cute.

/r/ more pictures of girls on the toilet without any sort of explicit scat bullshit.

>>10492716
Why does she have a pregnancy test in her mouth?

Why are pooping girls so dang cute?

>>10492719

You're note funny.

Pretty obvious that's an oral thermometer.

>>10492755
so my's penis.

>>10492755
So she's checking to see if she's on her period? What a slut.

>>10492662
>>10492716
No toilet paper seat cushions?

Disgusting, unhygienic Jap women.

>>10492771
no... am I missing something here...

Girls were made to sit on toilets.

When you're on the toilet, do you
a) cover your genitals just in case there's a camera or a person somehow looking at you
b) look away from your genitals just in case someone else can see through your eyes
?

>>10492798
I cover my genitals with my hand so I can aim properly.

Why waste time sitting on the potty when the world is your bathroom?

>>10492798

I'm always worried about cameras when I use public toilets.
Though I reasoned with myself that if someone is looking through my eyes I'd find that pretty hot and I've masturbated before to that thought, while staring at my penis. Maybe I'm just gay.

>>10492716
she must be taking a hefty dump if it's going to take long enough for her to charge her phone

>>10492775
>implying they look anything like japs

>>10492825
This is a really cute picture. I want to give her a big kiss.

>>10492825
That's exactly why we all shit on the floor.

>>10492827
Take the test

>>10492861
I get hard when text has proper margins.

>>10492825
Diaper rash.

>>10492716
Why is there a faucet over her toilet?

>>10492871
That's what baby powder is for!

>>10492662
That seat is so fucking filthy I cringe just looking at her sit on it.

>>10492861
it's happening to me as we speak

thank you 4chan

>>10492861
Downloading gay porn doesn't make me gay though, right?

>>10492905
Some Japanese toilets have faucets.
When you flush, the clean goes through the faucet before filling the tank. You can use it to wash your hands, but it's not very practical. People usualy put those parfumed toilet cleaner things under the faucet.

>>10493018
*clean water

>>10493018
I was going to call you a liar but then I googled and saw that you're right. I'm sorry.

>>10493014
You're only gay after paragraph 7.

>>10492861
That was fucking gay. I don't mind being turned into that but I don't want to fuck or get fucked by manly men. Cute shota traps only.

cute doujin

wish could share such a relationship with a girl

Which touhou would you supervise while she's on the toilet?

>>10492713
>without any sort of explicit scat bullshit.
What a faggot.

Seeing a girls precious poop is one of the most wonderful things in the universe.

>>10492798
I get a little heard from the thought of someone looking at me pooping so I start to masturbate partially while pooping.

>>10492946
Just think of all the cute girls that have sat in that seat and pooped there. All the collective poops from several cute girls waiting for me to sniff and jack off to.

>>10494540

How much time do you guys spend on the toilet? I just sit there staring at the walls or thinking of myself thinking about things. Which ranges to about 30 minutes to 2 hours.

>>10494833
About the same. I try to never go to the toilet because it's so boring, but as a result I go once every two or three weeks and I have to sit there for over an hour.

>>10494839
Are you a floorshitter?

>>10494841
No? I pee in bottles, but go to the toilet to poop.

>>10494844
How the HELL do you manage to poop only every 2 or 3 weeks?

>>10494833
>>10494839
I only have to go once a week, it only takes five minutes, and very little cleanup is necessary.
>>10494846
I used to go a month without going when I was a teenager. It always resulted in painful constipation, of course.

>>10494846
I just hold it in, I guess.

>>10494847
>>10494848
You're crazy

Do girls really let their skirts touch the toilet like that?

>>10494883
Oh god I didn't even think about this.

I don't even let the bottom of my jeans touch the floor.

Enjoy your piss-stained skirts, ladies.

>>10494883
Isn't it great? I have a fetish for cute clothes getting dirty.

>>10494897
Why would you get yer tits out to go to the toilet?

I can understand taking your shirt off if you're taking an intense shit, is this like that?

>>10494900
I don't know, I don't like it either. Girls are more attractive when they don't show their chests.

>>10494896
>>10494897
gross

>>10494897
That image is immensely hot

>>10494964
well I think it's arousing.

http://vimeo.com/17458609

I wish I could have cute anons recording themselves pooping on the toilet and have them send the videos to me.

>>10495173
I wish I could spy on elementary schoolers and record their bare asses while they sit on a toilet.

It would be awesome to make them acknowledge the existence of their asses by showing the videos to everyone. The little girls would feel embarrassed, knowing that her little moment of disgrace (going to the bathroom), a topic that they try to avoid giving the illusion that they do not have asses, has been revealed to the world and they can't deny it anymore. Everybody knew it already, of course, but she can't protect her dignity with that social illusion anymore.

My english sucks. I SUCK ASS. I'M A NATIVE.

>>10495742
Native of what?

>>10495770
Native of god and all the good things.

>>10495770
It's widely known that native Americans loved anallingus.

>>10495770
I am a native of /jp/. I was born here. I will die here.

>>10495742
Why do lolicons hate lolis so much? The thought of humiliating them makes their dicks rock hard.

>>10495935
I guess that makes sense. It can't be helped, then.

I must be such a perv to find this kind of thing cute

but I can't help it

hnnnnNNNNGGG

>>10496103

Oh crap, I just realized that's not quite, er...

I'm not going to be banned for that, am I?

>>10494977
As is the rest of the book.

>>10495864
Gonna need source on that before I kick myself for turning down a cute NA.

I don't understand how I can be so okay with this.

>>10496103
>2D pubic hair
God damn, finally! Every goddamn hentai pic or doujin of every goddamn 2D girl older than 14 SHOULD feature pubic hair. A lot of it.

Because, let's face it, I don't think Haruhi shaves her pussy. I doubt most 2D Japanese teenagers shave their pussies, so why the hell do most pictures feature hairless pussies? I can't fap to that shit, I swear it.

I'm one of those guys who like teens with a full patch of pubic hair and lolis who act CHILDISH (neither huge whores nor ridiculously innocent). I'm probably alone, though.

>>10496131

B-but this is a blue board.

>>10496131
I feel your pain anon.

（´・ω・）

>>10492825
I wish there were more pictures of girls just relaxing instead of being humiliated.

>>10499706
But humiliation is fun! In fact, it's the funniest thing in the world!

>>10499767
But it's mean and mean things aren't cute.

>>10499706
I agree, I like seeing happy girls doing happy things.

>>10492825
This is just disturbing.

>>10500671
Why? I think it's cute.

>>10500690
That's wrong. You're wrong.

>>10500699
o-okay...

What brand of diapers do you guys wear?

>>10500710
Diapers: Cost money, takes time to put on

The Floor: It's everywhere, no need to clean up

I think the winner is obvious here.

>>10500718
I was thinking it's time NEETs advance to the next stage. Shitting on the floor is good, but how about instead of pissing in bottles, we piss in our beds and then sleep in our piss? I think it would be pretty good.

>>10500724
No see you shit and piss in the corners. So you can roam free with worry

>>10500710
Just goodnites because I'm too poor to buy bambinos and I like the cute patterns. I've got a cute pink cloth diaper coming in the mail soon from easy*pul on ebay though. I have never tried cloth before except for when I was first experimenting and made diapers out of towels and stuff but that doesn't really count.

>>10500724
I do that sometimes when I accidentally flood my diaper and it's too late at night to wash my sheets without my parents noticing.

Toilets are sexual?

>>10500724
I might think it's okay to go a week without bathing but I see issues in covering myself in my own excrement.

You can become the new NEET, I will become NEET-Classic.

>>10501552
10/10, would befriend.

Why don't you have a toilet beside your room?

Case closed

Multitasking at its finest.

>>10492838
>being uneducated
http://www.matt-thorn.com/mangagaku/faceoftheother.html

>>10501742
I thought when people eat in the bathroom at school they're usually sad.