/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to know what /a/ did for valentines but I don't want to wade through spoilers right now. So if someone can link a thread please...

You know, I've been meaning to ask.

What do you do with the girl's food after you take the photo?

Eat it?

Throw it out?

I'm genuinely curious.

Cute food, dude.

>>10489134

You have to throw out half of it so it seems like she ate it.

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I bet this one is a repost, but how is this even possible?

>>10489149

Everything is possible with love!

>>10489149

No, this is new. I just made it today. I'd normally be posting with my old trip but I forgot the password.

Here's another from a different angle.

>>10489192
How's that candy stick anyway? Reminds me of the crystal string experiment I had back in elementary school.

I have like 100+ waifus, that is a lot of food to make!!

Are those the crystals you make with bleach and ammonia?

>>10489206
Bleach and ammonia actually doesn't make crystals, it makes something that's really dangerous to inhale! Don't do it Aniki!

The yellow hearts on the cake even match up with the skirt of her costume. Wow.

>>10489198

>100+ waifus

yeah ok

>>10489129

I think the main thread 404d but heres the active one.

>>>/a/80131619

>>10489243
thanks

>>10489199

It's rock candy

It's hard and not very good

>>10489199

Blue rocks are incredible stuff.

>>10489129
http://archive.foolz.us/a/search/tripcode/!Inn5nVeylA/filter/text/

Rock candy tastes like acrylic that is a little bit like sugar. Really not appealing.

>>10489111

Youre waifu a shit

That looks unhealthy as hell, OP.

>>10489608

For clarification does all that food look unhealthy or does liking little girls?

>>10489621
The sugar.

/jp/ - Just Pedo

>>10489621
I'm not a psychiatrist.

I am so impressed that I made this for you OP.

dont forget that youre awesome!

>>10489718
korean monitors are actually better.

>>10489738

My samsung was a piece of shit. I only use electronics from glorious Nippon and Akihabara now.

>>10489718

I thought we drank semen at the meetups

>>10489748
Anyone who goes to meetups should leave.

>>10489718
>guzzles horse semen
God damnit /jp/, I'm trying to be unhappy here, stop making amusing shitposts instead of the usual shit, you're catching me off guard.

>>10489759
Stop lashing out just because you didn't get invited. Polish your trumpeting skills and maybe you'll get in next time.

>>10489718
The best part is not including self in the photo, actually.

Not OP but thank you for this glorious image

>>10489129

Well. I'll post mine for you to see then. Don't got there, the thread is terrible; it's a tradition though. Then again, /a/ is terrible in general.

I haven't been here in a while. Are vn and waifu threads considered /a/ material now? Am I in bizzaro jp?

>>10489850
Some asshole is serving alcohol to these monsters in this mausoleum.

Someone reposted your picture in the /a/ thread, disgusting.

>>10489850

/jp/ starts things that /a/ and /v/ then use and we don't like anymore. Like please respond, no bully, and ironic insults.

>>10489889

I sure hope who are you quoting gets popular.

>>10489889
>please respond
The finnish guy stopped posting them
>no bully
People took this as an indication that they should go even further and insult the other guy as much as they could,
>ironic insults
This is something that is as old as humanity.

Other boards imitate us and copycat, we don't "start" anything.

>>10489901
It's popular enough to get deleted for being a retarded catchphrase.

>>10489906
As long as people abuse green text it has a purpose.

>>10489900

Copycat was a better word, yes.

>>10489909
>le mfw your post XD
>Greentext
>haveing a poster
>i shiggydiggy you guys don't le do this

You're covered in bullshit, "greentext" has NO, and i empathize this, NO purpose at all besides shitposting and abusing the quoting function.

>>10489915
He was talking about "Who are you quoting" having a purpose.

2004 was 9 years ago.

>>10489931
Albeit, i did word it pretty weirdly.

>>10489931
Yeah, and i was trying to tell that you cannot "abuse" greentext, it is already an abuse in itself.

>>10489936

Using it for quoting is not abuse.

>>10489940
But then it's not "greentext" anyways.

I think i got confused about your terminology, since "greentext" is a term more popular on outside boards.

>>10489941
I think you just might be a huge idiot.

>>10489940

Yea it is

>>10489944
I'm sorry.

>>10489944

Pls dont bully

>>10489941

I see what you're saying. In that definition I would agree with you. Unfortunately it's become a part of the greater set of 4chan linguistics; although it is technically improper.

>>10489943
>Yea it is
No it's not.

Ne ne /jp/, you still have a few hours left to make valentines day special!

>>10489988
8pm and im just lying in bed wearing a hanes shirt, boxer briefs amd thigh highs replying to you. i dont think im going to be making anything out of today.

>>10490015

You are a master at taking it easy. Teach me.

>>10490015

That sounds cozy anon

It looks like the Shitposter's Armada gave /jp/ the final killing blow using the "crossboarding" technique.

Moment of silence, please.

>>10490042

shut up nerd

>>10490059
>>10490068
Come on guys.

>>10490059

fug you assblaster

>>10490072

sorry
have a chihaya

>>10490099

Cool as long as you're only giving candy to fake little girls.

>>10490099

Why is she so flat

>>10490843
Why can't I give candy to actual little girls?

>>10496215
That's Halloween, not Valentine's.

>>10496222
What if I want her to be my valentine?

>>10496244
There is one socially acceptable time to give a little girl candy and that's not it.

>>10496260
She'd really like it though.

>/jp/

>/jp/

>>10496264

I don't think any little girl wants candy from a neckbeard.

>>10496340
What the fuck is wrong with that relic of a monitor?

>>10489900
>The finnish guy stopped posting them
I'm not finnish and I just post them less.