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would you read a book to patchouli?

>> No.10485233

She's probably used to more high brow books than I can read to her.

I'd probably read her The Little Prince (in English) because it's cute and she maybe hasn't read it before.

>> No.10485235

any otaku links

>> No.10485254
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>> No.10485268

no cuz im 2 dumbeh

>> No.10485266

patchouli would read book to me

>> No.10485280

>>10485225
Sure, why not. I love reading and unlike most people can actually read at a nice steady pace without having to 'uum' and 'aah' at any word larger than 4 letters.

I think someone like Patchouli could actually appreciate being read to.

>> No.10485291

What kind of book Patchouli would like to be read to her?

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>>10485291
I'll read her the bible while I spread holy water over.

>> No.10485303

>>10485291
50 shades of purple

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>>10485291
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0307352153

>> No.10485310

No, because I have a terrible voice with a speech impediment.

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10485447

Oni, where are you Oni?

>> No.10485485

>>10485447
take your RP shit elsewhere

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>>10485447

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>>10485447
I'm Here!
What do you want now?

>> No.10485493

>>10485447
You shouldn't call oni. They're dangerous.

>> No.10485506

>>10485301
I'd spread my holy water over her if you know what I mean.

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>>10485447

it's ok he came back so I stopped posting those

>> No.10485519

>>10485280

>Most people

Hate to break it to you, but most people aren't as stupid as you believe.

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A Pale Blue Dot.

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The real question is why not?

>> No.10486061

>>10485519
Sorry, my only experience with other people reading aloud is when I attended school.

So you can see why I thought that.

>> No.10486076

>>10485303
i lol'd

>> No.10486079

I'd read her the complete Encyclopedia Britannica.

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パチュリis a 大馬鹿顔 so id read her her will back to here because im gona beat her up

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>>10486089

>> No.10487151

Why would I do that to her? I would be pulling her leg.

>> No.10487161

Flatland

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>>10485303
10/10

>> No.10491378

Do I look like a fucking storyteller you little bitch. Go ask your dad.

>> No.10491383

>>10487161
Is reading that to a 2D character your way of coming out as gay to her?

>> No.10491397

>>10485307
Thanks for the recommendation!

>> No.10491443

worst 2hu, nuff said

>> No.10491464

>>10491443

You're implying Okuu, right?

>> No.10491475

>>10485291
Bram Stoker's Dracula.
It's the only english book I have.
I'm practicing my speech with it so it would be awesome if Patchy accepted to practice with her.

>> No.10493445

>>10491464
>>10491443
Wriggle ofcourse

>> No.10496214 [DELETED] 

Yes

>> No.10501158 [DELETED] 

Any otaku links?

>> No.10501178

I'd probably be an hindrance to her and she would have probably already read it or would dislike the book.

>> No.10501227

Why would I read to her if she's perfectly capable of reading to herself?

>> No.10501233

I'd make her sit on my lap and then read something lewd.

>> No.10501871

Ho

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