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We'll never visit it nor will a prob reach that planet in our life time or any human's life time. Sucks.

>>10483956
Humans are weak and unsuited to space. It's ridiculous to think that they would even make it to Mars.

>>10483977
Humans are weak to kill a lion too

>>10483977
I don't think so, there's already some programs aiming for Mars in the near future, and we can always cover up our weaknesses with more technology (>>10483982).
>>10483956
I guess having a physical place to direct our wishes upon makes our dreams much more tangible. Imagine being reborn as a cute touhou in a distant paradise-ish planet.

>>10483987
What's the point? They're only going to cause more trouble than it's worth.

Either we should send robots or turn humans into cyborgs.

Humans probably won't reach it. TRANShumans just might.

I feel bad watching sci-fi movies from the 50s because they were so optimistic.

"The year is 1998, and after colonizing the Moon and Mars, humanity makes its first manned voyage to Jupiter..."

Ed Wood must be rolling in his grave.

Name it Gaia, fuck touhou.

>>10483992
sure energy field #9583931AB/1, i'll meet you at gensokyo in 3x10^6 eons

Just more one world war and another cold war and we'll reach Mars.

Really epic. I'm gonna tell my friends on pooshlmer about this.

Well, a few vague similarities and that artist's rendition have me convinced this is definitely going to be a cool Earth-like planet with intelligent life on it.

>>10484003
I beat you to it, faggot:
http://www.pooshlmer.com/wakaba/re550454.html

>>10483992
Fuck you, you cock-sucking gender-dysphoric freak!

/jp/ - Just Planets

>>10484005
Don't sweat over it, of course it probably doesn't look anything like earth, but up till now it is the best candidate for Earth-like environment regarding size, distant from it's star, composition and etc.

>>10484021
Did you learn that in loser class?

>>10484021
Did you learn that is loser class?

>>10483993
Why does it always have to be cyborgs? Why can't you guys give genetic engineering a chance?

Why would you even assume the water is blue, the ground is brown, and the grass is green? If you think about why these things are the case on Earth, it seems a very naive assumption to make about a foreign object in space.

Life in other planets don't exist.

God agreed, don't bother.

>>10483956

Why do you care? You'd still be a virgin, just on another planet.

>>10484025
Says the double-posting nerd. But sure, lecture me on how stupid and wrong I am, please.

>>10484034
They can assess the color by analyzing atomic emission spectra.

>>10484042
Dinosaurs also never existed.
God burried fossils to test our faith

What's the gravity on that planet? Seems like it would crush a human.

>>10484044
Sorry, I don't speak the "never got laid" language.

>>10484047
Which they have not done.

People are overestimating what we actually know about this planet thanks to pop science news articles and artists' impressions.

>>10484059
it must be rough to proofread you'RE posts then

>>10484050
God is a master ruseman.

>>10484056
14,7 m/s² and yes, It'd be tough on us.

>>10484059
And have you? Then I should ask you to leave.

>>10484062
I would've assumed they did, considering there's an artist's impression.

>>10484070
But we can endure almost 4g.
Only little girls would fear 14,7 m/s²

>>10484056
If we have the technology to travel there I'm sure we'd be able to solve this problem. My vote goes for either giant mecha suits or "make the planet smaller".

>>10484063
FUCKING BURN

>>10484077
It would still be annoying though. Just because we can endure it doesn't mean that we would like it.

>>10484077
Yeah, and everyday taskas would become a pain. I personally enjoy mecha suits (>>10484080) though. Just not giant.

>>10484077
But you would still burn your ass after sitting for some minutes

>>10484034
All those things depend mostly on the color of their sun, which is probably known.

>>10483956
Just like Gensokyo!

>>10484077
Your body would deteriorate faster on an increased gravity environment.

Someone needs to stop this blasphemy. Gensokyo is a place on Earth.

>>10484105
The Japs die out soon. We can take their land and reclaim it as Gensokyo.

Gravity there would be 1.5x what it is here. Which would suck.

Imagine your touhous with saggy tribal african tits and frilly dresses that are deflated. They'd probably be shorter too.

>>10484103
But it also depends on the composition of it's atmosphere, if any.

Have they even confirmed it has an atmosphere?

>>10484112
More gravity would be bad. The colonist scum would turn into a race of super humans like in DBZ.

>>10484117
or more realistically they'd turn into dwarves. short, burly men and women, not much taller than midgets.

>>10484119
So you'd never see them coming.

>>10484112
It would also be harder to cumshot the 2hus

>>10484119
So, everyone will be turned into lolis?

It would be nice if there was less gravity so we could all be floaty if we jump!

>>10484119

so you're saying underground empire?

>>10484103
"The host star, KOI-172 (KIC 8692861, 2MASS J19330262+4452080), is a G-type star somewhat cooler than the Sun"
It's the same type of our sun. The planet's surface temperature is around 43F.

>>10484114
Haven't seen anything about that yet, but I assume it does. I don't think people would speculate about life without considering this issue.

>>10484119
Eternal little girls, in a sense...

>>10484132
more like into midgets. imagine your generic 3dpd slut, but she's half as tall, as wide as before and twice as muscular.

>>10484155
>3DPD

Hilarious. /a/ meme, it really made me chuckle. Thanks for brightening my day.

>>10484155
You know, assuming they'd be strong is a mistake. Specially if there are few to no predators, and food access isn't difficult.
Being short, however, is an obvious advantage.

>>10484160
if you weren't so new you'd realize /jp/ was created from splitting /a/, so all of its original posters were /a/ posters at one time, before the split.

3dpd was around for a long time.

>>10484119
Lamarck is wrong, anon.

>>10484103
No, it depends of the objects too.
Why people assume that the water needs to reflect only the blue color in every place of the universe?

>>10484160
Please stop being retarded, Anon.

>>10484166
?????????????????????????

Uh wow.. why exactly are you being so hostile? I was simply thanking you for making me smile.. wowzers who put a bee in your undies.

>>10484166
I've been on /jp/ for over 10 years, junior. Go back to where you came from.

>>10484169
H2O will always reflect color. It's properties don't magically change depending on where it is in the universe.

What does change is what it will reflect and things such as minerals that might be dissolved in it.

>>10484181
That's exactly what he meant, actually

>>10484181
The sea is blue because it reflects the sky. The sky is blue because it absorbs red light from the sun and green light from the ground, leaving only blue light.

Is it weird that the biggest thing I'm looking forward to when we find some sort of bizarre intelligent life is the porn?

>>10484204
It's not. Back in the day, people were driven to explore the sea so they could find amazons and mermaids and shit.

>>10484056
>>10484070
>>10484077
>>10484084
>>10484102

Sounds like we should name it Vegeta instead.

If this were 500 thousand times gravity you might have a chance, but ten times? I don't even feel it.

>>10484215

>>10484181
That's exactly what I was talking about.

Also the color of the sea in some shallow places on Earth is green because of some sea grasses.

It could happen with the entire water of that planet.

What would you do if they found some Touhous /jp/?

>>10484283
Move there and befriend them all!

>>10484084
Not only that but we would slowly evolve into stronger and larger humans to accommodate the new gravity.

I agree that this is quite depressing that I will never get a chance to go to this planet or see if any sentient life forms exist there.

Thats why before I die I will donate sperm to a sperm bank so hopefully there will be a chance of my self continuing in another lifetime.

>>10484293
They wouldn't even like you.

>>10484283
Appeal to the UN to declare war on the touhous. The faceless peace-keeping blue-helmet men would soon put to an end the tyranic regime to which the human villagers are submitted.

Does planet Koi have any moons?

I will be a little pissed and disappointed if it dint have at least more than one moon.

I love looking at the moon...

>>10484304
M-maybe I can still befriend one or two...
They aren't all the same after all.
There has to be at least one that likes me!

Well shit...

What if the inhabitants were huge amazonian like women and they were all very horny...

They would teas our inferior little earth peepees and make us cum nonstop until dawn

Koi is a cute name for a planet.
10/10 would live on.

>>10484336
Meant to post this picture as well

seems like their everything is just about bigger than us~

http://www.space.com/19201-most-eah-like-alien-planet.html

>"Maybe there's no land life, but perhaps very clever dolphins," Livio joked.

No. No. No! NONONO!

FUCKING RUSH THEM BEFORE THEY OUT TECH US

How long before we all die?

>>10484345
I dont get it is that some kind of RTS joke or something?

>>10484330
You can have a Parsee.

>>10484354
I'm actually okay with this

Has anyone read Enders Game?

What if the life forms were a kind of hivemind colony and they decided to invade out planet because what they consider to be sentient life would be to have ahive mind and we dont have it so they would think of us as a kind of cattle and they would try and colonize earth.

They would soon realize that it was a mistake that we are sentient and it would be too late. As they would try to convey to us that they wish to have peace the information would end up being delayed due to the distance of space and time and we would already be sending out troops and a huge canon to wipe them out.

>>10484348
Yes, in the game "Sword of the Stars" there's a race of sentient dolphins/whales who have amazing tech research.

>>10484363
Shut up, Tokiko.

>>10484320
I've seen no mentions on satellites. The sun is going to appear bigger, though. ;/

>>10484385
What? I am not him. Why would you think that?

Has he read enders game or something?

I wouldn't mind a dwarf planet with dwarf kingdom and dwarf beer.

>>10484348

In addition to what >>10484370 said, they're also huge assholes who send cloaked, shielded, super advanced ships at your planets, spread space-AIDs everywhere, and then fuck off back to their water hole on the other side of the galaxy while you're trying to muster a response

wow, and here I thought they'd banned that silly-ass site's url

>>10484388
Gomenasai, it's one of the books he frequently namedrops. I think it's the only science fiction novel he has ever read.

>>10484395
That's to bad. It IS a very good book.

>>10484202
Did you know water is blue?

>>10484003
how do you even pronounce that?

I am german, so I kinda just think "Poolschmier" inside my head.

>>10484416
>While relatively small quantities of water appear to be colorless, water's tint becomes a deeper blue as the thickness of the observed sample increases. The blue hue of water is an intrinsic property and is caused by selective absorption and scattering of white light. Impurities dissolved or suspended in water may give water different colored appearances.
--Wikipedia

>>10484427

I don't think he'd know how "Poolschmier" is pronounced.

>>10484439
Well, like Pool and schmier

>>10484448
>>10484439
>>10484427
>>10484003
I always thought it was pronounced "Poo-shli-mer"

"shlimer" as in "slimmer"

>>10484427
that's pooshl not poolsh.

>>10484395
I think that's an offense to Orson Scott

I pronounce it /puːʃəl'mə/

Poo-shill-mer.

>>10484468
so Poo-slimer?

>>10484546
No, thats how you pronounce the "i" in pooshlimer

you still say the "Sh"

>>10484043
Implying humans wouldn't become beating rape machines on all the human like less advanced life forms. The half demon human giants that were on earth at one point most likely spread through out the closer galaxies, so attraction and mating would be feasible.

>>10484570
>half demon human giants
>attraction and mating

I like where this is going.

>liquid water
>essential for life

FOR YOU

Also, haven't they speculated liquid water on Jupiter's moon Europa for decades and have yet to actually go there and confirm it? By the time anything is confirmed about this planet, humans will have long been extinct and cockroaches will have evolved to become the dominant species on the planet.

>>10484570
Dude, I could fuck my cat but that wouldn't be mating. Fucking has nothing to do with mating for babies.

>>10484598
Yes, but Europa is a moon that is all ice. The atmosphere may not even exist at all on it either, so most likely there is no significant life. We'll have to keep looking for giant half demon human giants elsewhere.

>>10484610

>Europa is a moon that is all ice

It's been thought there is liquid water under the ice that may be inhabitable by microbes. Get with the program nerd

>>10484619
>likely there is no significant life
Bitch

>>10484624

>any type of life
>not significant

Retard

>>10484637
Do you feel sorry for the bacteria that you kill everyday?

>>10484637
Oh boy wow! We found microbes! So significant to the human race! Give me a fucking break. Only stiff nosed scientists think this on their ivory towers. The rest of humanity could give a fuck. You honestly think something like that is impressive? What a boring life you and those scientists must have then.

>>10484668
>>10484669

I really need to make some kind of reminder to never make serious posts on /jp/

>>10484669
I'm not him, but microbes can be useful industrially or in medicine. It sure as hell isn't, indeed, an incredibly baffling discovery, even more so when we can't even hope to grab or study any of them for at least the next few decades.

>>10484685
Thank you.

>>10484680
The discovery itself is great, look we aren't the only life in the universe! But what are you going to do with microbes that you can't even study for decades while you either wait for the probe to come back or for Earth to have advanced space travel enough to get there?

>>10484702

I don't know, why don't you tell what this thread is about and the point my original post was making. Maybe then you can figure out what argument you're trying to make.

>>10484719
>>Europa is a moon that is all ice

>It's been thought there is liquid water under the ice that may be inhabitable by microbes. Get with the program nerd

>>likely there is no significant life
>Bitch
And it isn't significant. It's life, but bacteria?

>>10484725

That's not my original post and you failed to state the thread discussion.

F-

>>10483940
Rename it to 恋

>>10484734
I'm sorry. Don't fail me I need to pass this class. I thought you were responding to your post's responses. Thread's about Gensokyo/KOI 172.02 And whether liquid water is necessary for life.

>>10484739
Did I fail?

>>10484767

You've always been and will be a failure.

>>10484790
Why can't I live up to people's expectations? Fuck. I can't even 1cc.

>>10484797
I havent even gotten passed Sakuya's or Patchouli's stage without using up all my continues.

>>10484669
>>10484725
Finding bacteria could actually be much more useful than bigger species assuming we can't communicate, because manipulation is easier.
As (>>10484685) suggested, by analyzing the living microbe we could find it to secrete some sort of chemical we cannot yet produce and does not exist on earth, and it then could serve some purposes of enormous commercial impact for all that we know.
See, take diabetes mellitus, for instance, almost all of our insulin needed by people with diabetes nowadays is produced by bacteria.
Or, you know, beer and penicillin coming from fungi, which are much more complex, but you see my point.

>>10484872
Manipulating bacteria is an infringement of their rights. Why can't you just leave bacteria alone? Because they were born less intelligent than you?

>>10484872

It be great if they actually found some that went through rapid mutation and wiped out all of humanity. Truly an ironic twist

>>10484890
There's no such a thing as rights, silly. Only agreements.
I bet they're having plenty of fun reproducing whilst we supply them with food.

This is the worst thread in a long time. Usually this board has a sort of 'passive' bad about it, but this thread is a rare case of active bad.

>>10484872
>some sort of chemical we cannot yet produce and does not exist on earth

This is Nasuverse where all planets have their own laws of physics?

>>10484901
That'd also be awesome. But let's try our best too!

>>10484339
Great, that sun's barely bigger than Jupiter, but it's close enough to stretch a quarter of the way across the sky on the object of interest. No more looking up, folks. That, or we get to shrink our eyes.

>>10484905
You know, contrary to your belief, it isn't easy to mash up atoms to your liking to create arbitrary chemicals, specially on industrial scale.
Finding someone else to produce it instead is a lot easier. We usually just take natural resources and study them instead of recreating compounds.

>>10484921
It's not exactly on scale. It just shows a comparison of sizes and distance proportions. It wouldn't fit otherwise.

>>10484913
I completely agree and the janitor seems to think its a quality contribution as well.

>>10484943
All he looks at is the number of posts.

>>10484949
and at the first post