/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have some homework that's due Monday that I ought to be working on.

>>10463527
Me too. Shit sucks.

>>10463527
>>10463530

same

>>10463527
>>10463530
>>10463535
What kind of homework? Maybe I can help.

>>10463527
>>10463530
>>10463535

What a buncha faggots. You faggots are not funny and ruining TruNEET threads which IS part of /jp/.

Personally, I plan on ENJOYING being alone and playing Guild Wars.

>>10463527
>>10463530
>>10463535
I think you guys are confused about what the first two letters in ``NEET'' stand for.

>>10463548

please don't post le shitpost derpina you fat neckbeard she is my waifu

None of those characters are NEETs, though.

Today is my birthday.

Finally, a new NEET thread.

>>10463527
>>10463530
>>10463535
fug u :DDDD

>>10463559
Only one of them has a job.

I can understand Marisa being a freeter since she's a part-time youkai exterminator, but what about Flandre? You think she's doing accountancy in that basement?

>>10463560
Okay.

>>10463566
Yes.

>>10463566
Flandre is still a child. It's to early for her to work. Her sister is probably homeschooling her.

>>10463560
Happy Birthday. Yesterday was my birthday. I went out to eat at a Chinese Buffet. Was good.

>>10463581
Flandre is like 500 years old, dude.

Though I like to think they give her something to do to keep her occupied so she doesn't destroy things. Like maybe she has a little office down there where she licks envelopes and files memos.

>>10463560
happy birthday!

Have a great day and try to have some fun, anon.

I've been awake nearly 24 hours. I've been playing Path of Exile since 8PM last night. I'm feeling a bit tired, and that's exactly what I want. When the sun starts to come in at an angle around 4PM I'll get into bed with my laptop.

I love the feeling of being tired and comfortable in my bed in the evening.

>>10463601
Being tired and just going to sleep with no effort is the best feeling in the world.

I just hate how much time and work it takes to become tired.

>>10463593
>Flandre is like 500 years old, dude.

Like I said, too young. It's all relative. Maybe in a few more centuries she'll reach the emotional maturity of a 15 year old.

>>10463604
It's great. Feeling sleepy with pills isn't the same.

>>10463560
Happy birthday!

Cross-dressing.

>>10463610
I'm in Boston, and I'm pretty excited about the snow.

>>10463610
1ft

>see "Conan" in torrent list
>download, expecting epic new Conan the Barbarian series
>it's just some ginger faggot talking about celebrities

What the fuck. This is so disappointing.

I saw "Conan" in a torrent list. I downloaded it, expecting an epic new Conan the Barbarian series. It was just some ginger faggot talking about celebrities.

What the fuck. This is so disappointing.

>>10463604
I feel tired just trying to come up with a name for my gw2 characters. I think for about 1-4 hours, feel sleepy then fall asleep, wake up, maybe eat or toilet or masturbate, then do it all over again. Been doing this for the last 3 weeks.

how do I be happy jay pee? I dont find anything fun anymore and living for the sake of living is just boring

dota2 has been a good timesink
500 games in 3 months and i'm still trash

I really like Benny Goodman. Who else will I like?

I don't want something deep, just something fun to take it easy to.

>>10463742
If you're not happy as NEET watching cartoons and playing eroge, then accept that maybe the NEET lifestyle isn't for you.

Does learning Japanese by myself make me not a NEET?

>>10463554
Not Employed

>>10463776
you are learning it for NEET function, completely solitary, you will stay a neet.

if you were learning in a japanese class, even an online class, you are no longer a neet

It actually upsets me that some people aren't content with just watching videos and playing games. That's what retirement is. That's the height of hedonism, and it isn't good enough for you?

Having some craving to work in order to make entertainment more entertaining isn't admirable, it's fucking offensive. You don't deserve my porn games if you can't enjoy them in their own right.

It is snowing a lot. I have only left my bed to go to the bathroom today. Waiting for some GB of files to be moved to another partition, then I might go out for a walk: there is no one outside so it could be nice for once.

somebody please post the disgusting female neet with hairy legs one

>>10463742
Drugs and music.

>>10463560
Serious question:
Why do we commemorate annually being squeezed out of a vagina?

How hard would it be for someone who does not have ADHD to get prescribed Ritalin or something like that?

>>10463814
Please do not encourage my friends to do drugs.

>>10463827
Why not?

>>10463823
Easy, just fake it. I did.

>>10463788
It stems from the belief that working is a holy duty and you aren't allowed to just enjoy life.

People work their whole lives and still, STILL don't have enough to retire on, because they're fucking morons who either have families they can't afford, or don't live frugally enough. That is the case in the first world, before I get stupid replies.

>>10463823
Try to get adderall, not ritalin; it's much better.

I have no food left and no money to buy any and it's snowing like crazy. I don't know what to do. So hungry.

>>10463788
>watching videos and playing games
>That's the height of hedonism
>height

Hardly. If that was the best life could offer, it would've been much more expensive than it is. Don't mistake things NEETs can afford for "height".

>>10463867
I blame it on christians and capitalism being in the same country.

Looks like I'm going out to eat with my family. Then I plan on coming home, dropping 1500-2000g of Phenibut, and hanging out in #/pvc/.

>>10463871
eat your figurines, onaholes, posters and fumos you moron.

>>10463875
>it would've been much more expensive than it is.
All of the most enjoyable/profound experiences in my life came at little cost.

>be neet for 2 years.
>decide I want an adventure.
>Sign up to study Japanese in Japan.
>Get accepted.
>Leaving in a few months.

I guess i don't belong in these threads anymore. I'm gonna miss you guys. I will be neet again someday with you <3

Something is wrong with me. I am feeling nauseous every time I take a shit and it lasts for a few hours. I don't want to see people, so I won't go to a doctor.

>>10463876
.............just..............epi...............

>>10463887
please explain

>>10463887
where do you get the money from?

>>10463887
I hope you have a good time getting raped.

>>10463887
Please explain.

>>10463893
My parents had me a college fund that i thought i never was gonna use (obviously). I love being NEET but I've also love adventure and experiences..even if its scary. Anyways when i figured out i could use these resources to maybe go to japan and have in adventure i decided to abandon the neet life for now and do something really big like this. I can answer any questions i guess.

>>10463895
I'm 6ft 2in. and pretty fit.
>neets cant be fit.

WELL I AM.

Oh and anyone who says neets can enjoy an adventure is wrong. It just takes more a lot of bravery.

>>10463911
cant*

>>10463867
But I enjoy life more with money.

>>10463742
If you aren't happy in isolation, you're a falseNEET poser. Those of us who are truer than tru never feel sadness or loneliness, we have surpassed such petty emotions.

>>10463929
Then you aren't suited to being a neet.

>>10463874
People who complain about capitalism while living a life where they do nothing but consume, generally have a low IQ.

>>10463911
Who were you quoting?

>>10463942
truNEET is a mythical creature that never existed. Many strive to achieve this existence, but all fail.

Going out to work

Wish me luck guys!

>>10463950
What? I'm not quoting anyone.

>>10463956
See you later.

>>10463954
Stop projecting your failure onto others.

>>10463875
What else is there? It's not settling if you don't like sky gliding or hiking (i.e. the majority of people if they're honest).

>>10463788
these games weren't made for neet. weren't made by neet. your point is invalid

you don't need a tranquil environment and isolated lifestyle to enjoy a game or a good story. saying you do is what is REALLY "fucking offensive"

that feelio when a power surge fries your motherboard and now you need a whole new computer

I've been trying to force a trip with "diemeido" in it for 12 hours now. This is taking a long time.

>>10463882
That's nice. Things you find enjoyable are subjective.

nobody is taking it easy in this thread

>>10463971

>>10463975
fuck you, I like hiking
too bad the mountains are far away

>>10463976
You don't need an isolated life, I agree, but the fact that you can only enjoy something fully after a "hard week at work" undermines the entertainment value of that thing. If I made a movie I'd value the opinion of a NEET who watches movies all day over someone who watches a movie every Friday night because #TheWeekendBeginsHere.

>>10463992
Cool opinions cumstain.

>>10463984
Not him, but what do you enjoy that costs money?

I think most people in these threads who aren't depressed (i.e. the posters I don't want to leave) can access everything they enjoy doing for zero cost via their computers.

Everyday is a snowday when NEET.

>>10463997
I said nothing about what I find enjoyable. But do you seriously think that your opinions apply to every human being? Most people would kill themselves if they lived a life of isolation with no friends.

The truNEET life isn't for everyone.

>>10463992
you'd value the opinion of the first one simply because he has seen more movies then the latter. no one cares when he watched them.

also, there is no such thing as objective entertainment value. some people can only nejoy things if they are naked. some enjoy things more if they have a cup of tea right next to them. and some after work
that's it
deal with it

personally I find it that if I don't do absolutely anything for a longer period of time I start getting nervous, demotivated, procrastinating and I can't enjoy even good things, but that's me, maybe that's most of people, I'm not as arrogant as you to claim it's always&everybody.

>>10463975
Sightseeing, live music performances, drugs, quality food sampling, flying, diving, gambling, cool new technology, sex, owning wage slaves.

>>10464004
You're the same anti-NEET faggot that always shits all over the place, I can tell by your horrible grammar. Please kill yourself.

>>10463997
I like tea.

I hate how a shit thread like this won't be deleted.

>this thread

>>10464003
>I said nothing about what I find enjoyable. But do you seriously think that your opinions apply to every human being?

No, I'm just curious about you personally.

I do believe what I said about people ITT, though. The typical weeaboo internet NEET person is happy with an internet connection, a media player, and access to porn. If you're not I can't stress enough that you should go out and find a job or something, unless you've managed to watch every cartoon and play every porn game already (unlikely).

Normies and falseNEETs are talking about you, /jp/.

>>>/tv/29821773

>>10464015
I just said that while I am fine in isolation, most people would not be, so to claim that the NEET life is the "height of hedonism" is nonsense. People enjoy different things, there is no correct lifestyle. What's important is that you do what you enjoy.

>>10464009
it's called spelling faggot

thanks, i feel better now

>>10464004
>you'd value the opinion of the first one simply because he has seen more movies then the latter. no one cares when he watched them.

It's actually a bit of both. I care about the context in which someone watched something. I know some people see movies as something to talk over, and that idea would piss me off if I was a filmmaker.

Obviously people have different opinions on media and enjoy different activities, I just think it's stupid that you'd come to a wapanese forum and be upset that anime and eroge aren't enough for you. No, you deserve more! You're one of seven billion human beings, and even though you have the most cosy life possible, you should be productive! Get fucked, you have the best life ever and don't throw that away out of some dumb obligation that didn't even exist until fairly recently in human history.

I bet I can't find any homus here because every poster so far is very unhomu.

>>10464034
I want to force my large veiny dick into homu and become one with her.

Can I be a honorary NEET? I work around 15 hours a week delivering Pizzas, which I got because I got kicked off the dole.

>>10464024
I agree with you, then. Some people enjoy thrills, some people enjoy travel, some people enjoy fine wines.

I think for a 20th-century-born Anon ITT though, being given the chance to peruse whatever media you like for years is a godsend. If not, go outside and do something, I don't know.

>>10464021

We are all in the same dump, let them delude themselves into thinking they are better.

I'm going to eat all of you.

>>10464042

>>10464045
You are a falseNEET subhuman who is worse less than the shit from my truASSHOLE.

>>10464049
If anything it's comforting. At least the braindead normals won't infest our hobbies and destroy them, like they did to video games. Let them keep their delusions about us.

>>10464054
>tfw rejected by normals and NEETs

There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

F U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

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WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

>>10464069
Your misuse of the quoting feature just further proves how accurate my assessment was.

>>10464072
Shut the fuck up and stop reposting this retarded shit in every thread.

I have 3 weeks left before I must contact my autismbucks benefactors about attempting to get a job. I'm really anxious and scared that I will succeed. Of course if I don't call them they will just transfer my status from "disabled" to "normal" and I can never get autism bucks ever again which is weird but whatever. I must fail no matter what.

I'm sure my doctor will side with me for being on a-bux for another year since I wasn't able to even take therapy last year. I still need to find a job though. I don't want to. I'm scared of meeting new people.

tuskete onegai

>>10464045
>I got kicked off the dole.

"He didn't know the Welfare to Work schemes were opt-in!"

>>10464054
>>10464072
You guys should take it easy.

>>10464075
Why do you respond so rudely to the kopipe?

>>10464084
Because it's shit and he thinks it's insightful.

>tfw browsing /ck/ when nothing to eat and hungry as fug

>>10464021
That thread is nasty...

>>10464086
­>>10464054 has >=1 layer of irony.
­>>>>10464072 is kopipe.

Step up your game, newNEET.

>>10464080
Why don't you want a job though? It doesn't have to be some high-stress job, can't you just work part time at some chill place.

>>10464081

Nah, it was before they came into effect, I was supposed to be doing a4e, but i didn't turn up for 6 months.

>>10464089
Worse:

That feel when you just ate something disappointing, then see all the delicious food on /ck/ and are hit with overwhelming regret.

>>10464093
Why the hell would you want a job?

>>10464093
That's still time taken off your life.

Health organizations always run campaigns like, "Cigarettes take off X years off your life." Why are people so fine with work taking off literally decades of their life, no matter how chill, easy-going, or well-paid it is?

>>10464093
Isn't the answer to that simple? If I work I lose.

>>10464096
Money.

>>10464098
If anything is falseNEET, it's this here.

>>10464102
I think that's more tru than wanting to get a job.

>>10464088
You're welcome to write a rebuttal whenever you want. For all the months you've been posting responses like that, you've never posted anything 'insightful' in response.

>>10464101
Because the alternative is being a NEET which for most people is unacceptable.

I'm going to venture out of my castle to a subway. I'm going to get the food, make it back to my stronghold and watch anime.

All.

Day.

i dont work or anything BUT if i did work and i worked in an office building or something i'd wanna get pic related, would be funny as HELL

>>10464101
because this time is not taken. you still live it.
you don't go to work and then wake up 8 hours later.
you live every second of it.

while the life taken by cigarettes is not going to be lived by you. ever.

>>10464108
Enjoy your little girl cartoons, anon.

>>10464120
I think you're completely retarded.

>>10464108
Subway is the only place I can go by myself instead of just sending my parents. It's so transactional, I love it.
"What'll it be? Which bread? Want cheese? Toasted? Any salad? Any sauce? Okay, that'll be X.YZ monies. See you later!"

Every five or six years some new guy ends up working there, and he tries to have a conversation. "Just finished work?", "How are you doing today?", that sort of thing. They soon learn.

Can freeters post in this thread?

>>10464128
I think you're completely retarded too
let's have hot sex, anon-kun!

>>10464120
>you don't go to work and then wake up 8 hours later.

I think most people would prefer that to actually working. If you gave them the option to "fast forward" work like in The Sims, most people would take it.

>>10464133
So, are you from the UK or Australia?

>>10464134
Only if you're writing Lisp programs.

Pig disgusting web devs need not apply.

>>10464144
no, who the hell told you that?

Was failing at life part of your plan?

>>10463752
>>10463942
But the normie lifestyle is even less appealing.

>>10464152
/tv/, your inferiority complex is showing. Just accept yourself for who you are.

>>10464133
This place I go to already knows my order.

They're basically firing it up right as I walk in.

>>10464148
How do you feel about translators/artists?

>>10464159
Do they toss you the sandwich and say "here you go fatass"?

does jp take part in the 4chan winter cup?

>>10464155
You ever worked entry level? I haven't because no one is fucking hiring but I would gladly be unconscious for my volunteer work were it possible.

Why do you falseNEETs care so much about what normals do? If they have a job then it's obviously a means to an end in order for them to do what they enjoy, which they can't get for free on the internet.

This is starting to feel like /r9k/ where you claim to hate women(normies) but then bash them at every moment to ease your inferiority complex. Learn to take it easy.

There's a Subway that's open 24 hours near my house. They used to have a really nice deal a couple years ago. If you came in between midnight and 4AM and bought a 6-inch sub, you'd get another 6-inch free. They stopped though. You have to buy a drink and a 6-inch, and then you get another 6-inch.

The only thing use that place for now is cookies.

who fatneet otaku here

>>10464187
no

>>10464181
The shitty thread you made yesterday is most likely still around.

I love Subway. Easily the best fast food restaurant.

>>10464181
chubby, if I don't watch myself I'll become fatneet soon. thinking of going on a diet, maybe soup and a piece of bread for a meal and only once a day or something

>>10464174
Is it wrong if I love women being sluts just because it makes bitter misogynist nerds upset?

Meanwhile I take it easy. Normalfags gonna normal.

>>10464169
that's you. you don't know anything and you have become a NEET out of deep fear of working. obviously a person such as yourself would prefer a "time skip".

other people are not that shit.

also, if you want a job I suggest registering at the job center

>>10464175
I'll give you my 6 inch, but you have to swallow it whole.

>>10464196
LOOOL

>>10464195
epic win brah

>>10464181
I can't even do 10 pushups.

>>10464202
yeah, thanks man
it's good to have your efforts appreciated

the guy I was responding to will probably get hurt and fall even deeper into his own shit, what with the law of action and reaction

I've got two years to go till NEETdom.
I've already stopped going to most of my lectures but I know I'm still not NEET.

Where do I go for the next two years /jp/?
I can't find anywhere like this that's as fast

>>10464195
I'm not a NEET, I'm going to college.

Also I have registered at my job center but no one is hiring without experience which is why I started volunteering in the first place. It's utter monotony though, I don't know you wouldn't use a skip button unless you enjoyed your job and found it satisfying which I don't

>>10464193
Soup and bread are very calming to make.

I love Subway®! They offer plenty of delicious AND healthy sandwiches that suit my uNEETqe lifestyle.

Remember, Eat Fresh!

I think they nerfed Subcard points. It's been months and I can't even get a 6" Sub yet.

Drop out, I've got 3 months left in my degree and about 5 years of regret

>>10464181
I'm not fat but I don't exercise because I am asthmatic and anemic.

I'm also a cute tiny 5'1" girl.

>>10464224
was meant for >>10464210

>>10464193
The bread is the problem. Eat a fuckload of meat and nothing else. You will lose body fat, I'm serious.

I fucking hate leeches. If you receive welfare you aren't a truNEET, you're a tapeworm existing in the stomach of a normie who eats their digested shit in order to survive.

How can you truly ascend to a higher spiritual plane when you're dependent on normies to survive? That's just pathetic.

>>10464232
I agree with this guy. Self sufficient NEETs don't bother me though.

>>10464226
you don't have to exercise at all not to be fat

anyone like Nortt?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nortt

listening to the album Galgenfrist right now

>>10464197
I disagree. There are a lot of other nicer fast food places. For sandwiches, if I had a choice, I'd rather eat at Jimmy John's. The one nearby employs weird people though so I don't go.

>>10464243
>Self sufficient NEETs

It's called retirement

>>10464232
It's not leeching. It's called adaptation and advancement of society due to population growth.

/tv/ here
you guys need to get laid

>>10464245
>On his official website Nortt reveals a fascination with darkness, night, nihilism, solitude, misery, misanthropy and death. In an interview he remarked: "Death ... is viewed as an inevitable and alluring phenomenon. Death is described from the perspective of the dying and from the dead. The uncertainty of death is preached as more thrilling than the well-known pain of life."[1] He is a self-proclaimed nihilist, and thinks that religion is for the weak. He takes pride in being a strong individual and repeatedly degrades "weak" individuals.

all that edge

>>10464253
/jp/ here
you need to get laid

>>10464250
Like how a tapeworm adapts to a normies bowels and eats their liquid shit.

>>10464232
Depending on normals. Sounds the same as living with your parents, which you probably do.

>>10464257
Well it is adaptation just not very dignified.

I'm watching Arrow and it's very upsetting. It's not a bad show in itself, I just hate how they completely don't get one of my favourite DC characters. He should be more middle aged and gruff. The cartoon aimed at 12-year-olds got this spot on, yet these idiots wanted to make a dark yet not dark version of Green Arrow and it just doesn't work. There are more appropriate characters to have done this with.

>>10464257
Actually it's more like having a young child live with you, idiot. What's with your fascination of liquid shit and tapeworms anyway?

>>10464262
They want normals to watch it. They want women to watch it and pine for him. Every show on the CW is like that.

+1 reply (:

>>10463719

That animated gif....

kowaiiiii yo....

>>10464253
Okay. Will you fuck me in the ass?

>>10464264
No, because if you live with a child you are voluntarily choosing to support here. You're grabbing hold of a normie and inserting your tongue into his ass anticipating when he shits out your next "welfare payment".

Only falseNEETs receive welfare.

>>10464257
Did you that the shit you shit is MY shit? You are pooping my shit. Thanks LMAO

If I remove my testicles will that stop my sexual urges?

>>10464280
Typical leech grammar. You'll never be as tru as me.

>>10464278
Exactly, regressing societies let their citizens die in the streets. Advancing societies find a way to support their citizens.

>>10464278
So leeching off of your parents is acceptable?

>>10464286
Only maybe.

>>10464288
>Advancing societies find a way to support their citizens.

[citation needed]

You're dependent on normies to survive, that's just pathetic.

>>10464289
Yes, as it is a voluntary relationship and thus not leeching.

>>10464264
It'd be really nice if a loli lived with me. We'd have fun everyday and go on adventures and we'd eat lots of different desserts and laugh over silly things! It'd be the best!

>>10464286
Curb them maybe but no not completely.

>>10463818
Why do we drink the white blood water that comes out of a cow's saggy tits?

>>10464288
The most efficient societies cull the parasites.

>>10464287
You're tru now? I thought you were a lecturing normie. What exactly makes you so tru?

/tv/ here

you guys wouldn't last two minutes in prison!

NOT EVEN A MINUTE

>>10464295
I don't.

>>10464296
Well say you were given a choice to live in a country.

a) Some african shithole
b) A country which keeps their citizens healthy and alive

Which would you choose?

>>10464310
Poor thomas boggs

>>10464301
I wouldn't expect a falseNEET to be able to interpret the posts of a truNEET like me without extreme effort, so I'll translate for you.

You're not tru if you depend on normies to survive, you're the falsest of the false.

>>10464315
False dichotomy.

>>10464305
Name one first world country that routinely kills people without a job.

>>10464322
You made the claim the advanced societies should support leeches without explaining why. All evidence points towards a more efficient society if leeches were culled.

What benefits do they have?

>>10464297
Allow to to pitch to you my wonderful idea.

Cuddle Centres. You pay a fee, and then you are able to play and cuddle with a loli for a set period of time. In a room with a couch, many toys and TV with xbox.

Good idea right?

del

Looks like I've struck a nerve with all these falseNEETs receiving welfare checks. I take pity on you as I look down upon you from the plane of spiritual superiority.

>>10464324
Name that fucking country or you lose the argument.

You can't because there's no first world country on earth who would do that. Sure it would make everything much better for the survivors but there's no country with the balls to kill several million people just because they don't currently hold a job. If you volunteered to do it you'd go to prison for being criminally insane.

HEY /jp/, /tv/ HERE. WE'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU SCURRY ABOUT IN YOUR NATURAL HABITAT AND WE'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU FOR MAKING US FEEL BETTER ABOUT OURSELVES. TAKE CARE AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

>>10464310
Why would I want to last in prison? I can hardly bear living in my room. You are silly.

>>10464334
B-but MUH FEELINGS

>>10464334
> Sure it would make everything much better for the survivors

Thanks for ceding the argument. Also, only a falseNEET like you would appeal to things like morality or "but my feelings".

>>10464335
You're welcome.

america doesn't kill NEETs and it's the number 1 country in the world

THE WORLD

NEET's - 1
Normies - 0

>>10464335
If you want to make yourself feel better just go outside and laugh at a homeless person. You don't need to come all the way here.

>>10464327
What parents would let their kids work there though?

>>10464349
You've got that backwards. truNEET would never accept a welfare check nor depend on a normie to survive. I'll fix the score for you.

truNEETs: 1
falsies: 0

>>10464340
>>10464339
Mock "muh feelings" all you want but you know it's true. It's the society you live in, that's why I'm getting welfare. I'm sure you want to argue against it with your edgy hardcore kill everybody iron fist rule.

Besides I'm not the one whos feelings are hurt, the normies are the ones who are feeling guilty so they give me welfare.

>>10464355
Are you from new england?

>>10464327
It'd be like a cat cafe except with lolis? I'd go but only if I wouldn't be shamed for it.

Even if it were expensive, there are ways for people to make money for things that really matter to them. That'd one of those things that matters to me.

>>10464355
>>10464296
If you live with your parents, you're depending on normies to survive.

>>10464365
/jp/ doesn't watch anime.

Greetings, first time visiting this board, this thread in particular piqued my interest. I've been NEET for about 3 years and don't intend for that to change anytime soon, as I'm content with how life is right now. Admittedly I'm somewhat new to animu (~5 months or so) and I've only watched about 40 series, which needless to say means my taste is objectively shit and entry level as fuck. Despite that would it be fine if I hang out here with my fellow NEETs? I also know next to nothing about Touhou

suck my cock, /tv/

nobody even watches tv anymore

>>10464327
>implying there's any parent or guardianship entity in the world that would be okay with grown, creepy neckbeards cuddling up with young children

>>10464363
Nope, my parents voluntarily support me. I don't put my face in a normies ass and beg him to take a shit and then call it a "welfare check".

>>10464360
That's what I thought. At least you admit you lost the argument and your only response is "it hurts my feelings".

> I'm getting welfare

falseNEETs aren't allowed on /jp/, please leave. It's only for truNEETs such as myself.

>>10464365
Read the archive.

>>10464365
This thread is getting invaded by cross-boarders, try again in a couple of days.

>>10464372
I won the argument because I'm a NEET being supported by my very generous government and all you did was wish they were hardcore and extremist murderers.

Please leave welfareNEETs.

>>10464365
It's ok anon you can talk with us when you !!!!!SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!

>>10464365
>posting on first visit

If you are currently receiving any form of government assistance, you are not a truNEET. The only form of truNEET lifestyle possible is if you are supported by your parents.

>>10464378
These threads are always full of crossboarders.

>>10464382
You are dependent on normies to survive and thus are not a truNEET. It's time for you to leave.

>>10464369
Orphans?

>>10464369
There's ones that are desperate for money and ones that don't give a fuck about their child and would whore them out for money.

>>10464387
Yeah, but /tv/ was actually linked here this time, so it's worse than normal.

>>10464384
i don't accept your definition.

>>10464368
I watch Top Gear UK version. It's all I watch anymore. It gets me excited to go driving and shows that you can have fun doing a lot of things. Driving is nice.

>>10464389
If you're going to eastern europe or thailand to exploit children you might as well fuck them.

>>10464380
Please do not misuse the quote feature.

>>10464382
What ``illness'' do you pretend to have?

>>10464400
Don't talk to falseNEETs, if you ignore them hopefully they will leave us truers alone.

>>10464389
Orphans would fall under government foster care most of the time wouldn't they? I imagine any private home for them would be church-run or some similar philanthropic agency -- definite no-go.

>>10464390
Not very many.

>>10464327
Do you think loli sporting leagues would work? I was thinking about this the other day. A lot of people would watch lolis playing some less popular (compared to football, basketball, and baseball), cute sports.

At the time I thought of volleyball, kickball, tetherball, badminton, mini golf, frisbee golf, and horse shoes. Those would be interesting with lolis right?

>>10464384
>>10464388
>>10464402
Hey guess what, I'm receiving disability checks while living with my parents. I use all my extra money to help my parents pay some bills, build myself an enthusiast level computer and still have thousands left over.

I win, nerd. Enjoy begging your parents for allowance money.

>>10464411
What's your disability?

>>10464232

Because being a slave pig to corporate capitalism is better? You go ahead and continue to work so hard for your jew masters who btw, are themselves taking it easy because they have all the worker ants like you to make them rich.

Waiting for the playbutton songs from Krut Hymmneth to get dumped.

>>10464411
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Everybody here is trying to show off how tru they are and calling others false, it really runs against the core tenant of all NEETs which is to take it easy. The best NEETs don't feel the need to compare their lives to others.

>>10464418
People who work and people who receive welfare checks are two ends of the same normie stick. I belong to neither of those categories because I'm a truNEET, unlike you subhumans.

>>10464430
that's the most normie thing I've heard all day

>>10464255

>all that edge

Sounds like an enlightened individual that faces reality to me.

Can I still be considered a NEET when I "worked" 4x10 this week and did about 45 minutes of "work" total? The rest of the time was me browsing forums that aren't blocked, playing solitaire on my computer, and trolling CNN comments.

It's like I went to adult day care, they even fed me all 4 of those days.

>>10464428
But you are him.

>>10464417
I lost my arm and suffered 3rd degree burns in iraq.

>>10464418
Back to r3ddit.

>>10464430
No.

>>10464430
No.

>>10464430
Dude, if you're stuck at work you might as well actually work.

>>10464435
>Back to r3ddit.
>>>/v/
Please leave already, falsie.

>>10464430
I "work" 8 hours a day 6 days a week. Most of that time is spent lurking in TC's IRC channel and reading SFW manga on batoto because there is nothing to do. I ran out of interesting stuff to read last week and I'm really bored.

>>10464418
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrPPFRUdc

>>10464439
Not only are you a falseNEET leech, you're also a former paid murderer? Please kill yourself.

its so cold, almost freezing, in my home. I don't have much food except for a huge box of microwave popcorn I never ate, it will have to last. Luckily I have tons of bottled water though

Not sure how much longer I can last, the storm is coming and apparently it could cause the second ice age. If the power goes out I might freeze in my sleep.

guys if I don't come back it means I've passed, but don't cry for me. I'm in a better place, full of warm blankets and warm heaters

time to settle in and prepare for the deep freeze

>>10464439
murderer

>>10464430
Speaking of adult daycares, when senior living homes have a sign in the front saying open house, can anyone walk in there? I bet a lot of them have some really interesting stories to tell if someone just listened to them.

It's always depressing driving past it and seeing a fire engine and ambulance outside of it.

>>10464439
So got injured and gave up on accomplishing anything else. truWELFAREQUEEN

>>10464453
You aren't a neet, you should be happy.

>>10464439

:|

thats sad to hear, good luck my friend.

>>10464318

>>10464432
I guess I'm a normie due the fact that I have a "job", but I sit in a cubicle and I have never talked to any of my coworkers. I just show up, sit in my chair, and paid/fed. If 4chan wasn't blocked I'd shitpost on /jp/ all day just like you guys do.

>>10464439
You could probably get PTSD money too, no?

>>10464453
Please leave already, wage slave.

>>10464439
At least we don't murder innocent people for no reason.

I have to go to the dentist on Monday. I have no idea what to do.

>>10464442
Those of us who have ascended our mortal bodies into truNEETdom have trouble understanding the tongue of normie falseNEETs like you. I'm sorry but you're going to have to speak up.

>>10464453
What exactly is your job

>>10464453
Man, I'm totally jealous of your job.

>>10464448
>>10464450
>>10464452
>>10464464
/jp/ - Gullible Maidens

Does /jp/ think it's bad if someone has a job that they enjoy?

Official /jp/ reminder

If you are currently employed OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

>>10464447
Typical american overreacting to a simple snow storm.

>>10463703
10/10

Why do I keep coming back to these threads? They're always nothing but pointless dick-measuring contests.

If you're not happy with your life, you should change it. There's nothing inherently wrong with being either a normie or NEET.

>>10464440
I do my "work" though. My assignment for this week was to edit some papers that my boss was writing. She did a good job on them and I sent them out to the other place. That was all I was assigned to do and I got paid a full week's salary for it.

I hardly even consider it to be a job...I just show up to this shitty office, sit around, and get paid. That's why I call it adult day care because I don't do anything and they keep an eye on me so I don't go out and get in trouble.

>>10464466
>falseNEETs like you
I live with my parents and am not on welfare. I thought that was your definition of truNEET.

>>10464482
> There's nothing inherently wrong with being either a normie or NEET.

As long as the normies stay out of /jp/.

Can you please stop saying 'falsie'? This is the only Falsie, and she's cute.

>>10464355

You are by far the most deluded faggot I have ever seen on /jp/.

>>10464477
Some jobs are more bearable than others, but no one truly enjoys their job.

>>10464487

>>10464485
I think I'd break down and ask for work to do before I resorted to reading CNN comments. You have a strong will.

>>10464501
You're pretty dumb.

>>10464487

>>10464478
>>10464478
>>10464478
>>10464478
>>10464478


Please leave, falsies.

>>10464372

>my parents voluntarily support me

WHAT A COMPLETE FUCKING RETARD you are.

You continue to spout like a faggot that only TruNEETs don't depend on normies, but you don't even fucking realize that depending on your parents is the same goddamn thing you fucking retarded faggot.

I said it before, you are clearly fucking deluded. And the correct definition of TruNEET is someone that enjoys their NEET status, not your dick in brain retarded definition.

Worst thread of the day is here.

>>10464502
You're pretty dumb.

>>10464470
My job title is "junior scientist", but in reality I sit in an office with tons of fat smelly engineers and consultants who do various amounts of work. I'm supposed to clean up and submit reports/papers that my superiors do, but since 99% of their stuff comes out perfectly fine as is all I do is send it off after proofreading it.

My job shouldn't really exist, but it does because the people above me are lazy as shit and can't proofread their work.

I'm not going to give up until every falseNEET(employed or receiving a welfare check) is out of /jp/.

>>10464514
Hey man, just take some deep breaths, maybe boot up a VN

I'm worried about /jp/ getting heart attacks from all the awful crossboarders.

>>10464514
As you can see, my fellow truNEETs, when confronted with the truth about their inferiority, falsies tend to react with outrage and disbelief. This is a coping mechanism. Don't give up the fight until they are gone.

No welfare queens on /jp/.

>>10464516
I'm with you, man.

>>10464524
Can you please just go back to /tv/, you're being a huge bully

>>10464423

LOOK YOU FAGGOT, if you are depending on your parents you are depending on "normies" too faggot. Not to mention you SHOULD be on welfare since you are CLEARLY mentally retarded.

>>10464509
i had such high hopes for it too

>>10464528
And here we have exhibit B. This is another form of coping, where the falseNEET will attempt to paint YOU(the truNEET) as the outsider, not realizing that they themselves are the true outsiders on a board meant for us.

Do not give up my brethren, we shall expel these subhumans from our board.

>>10464513
What were the prerequisites for the job?

>>10464528
You know he's right and you can't refute his points, so you resort to calling him a crossboarder and a bully.

>>10464538
>>10464543
please

>>10464533
Easy on that roast man.

>>10464533
Please continue posting, you are just proving me right about the false status that is rightly attributed to your kind.

>>10464501
I had a job at a deli in high school and I truly enjoyed that job. I worked with this morbidly obese guy who would tell these hilarious white trash stories about his neighbors in the trailer park that he lived at. He would also bitch about his ex wife and how fat she's gotten since they got divorced, that was always funny too.

>>10464552
Sounds fun.

>>10464544
You need to have a bachelor's degree in science or engineering to get my job. You really don't need a degree for it since a monkey could do my job, but they wont even talk to you unless you have that piece of paper that says you took 120 credits in college.

I think the problem with most NEETs is that they never actually experienced a normal life past high school, they were too scared of it and becoming a NEET was akin to running away.

I actually went through university and worked for a bit before becoming NEET, so I know that it's what I want to do.

I'm glad someone is finally standing up to the welfare queens. I've always felt uncomfortable sharing these threads with normie leeches.

>>10464524

I'm independently wealthy, not depending on parents or the government. I am THE TruNEET, you are a "falsie"NEET that stick sucks on your mom's dick for food and money. Enjoyee your loser lifestyle.

Please no bullying.

>>10464572
truNEETism is a choice. Those who are in isolation because of fear don't belong.

since there are no good boards on 4chan, where can i find something interesting on the internet?
i don't like you anymore, /jp/.

>>10464577
Most people, normie or not, do things because they have to, not because they want to. I'm pretty sure falseNEETs will always outnumber truNEETs.

>>10464574
Notice how most of the leeches also use "epic" anime reaction images as well. They are so false it's almost painful.

>>10464582
We don't want you hear, imposter. Go talk about your welfare check on facebook.

>>10464582
bun

>>10464574
>>10464572

Nice samefagging, I guess since you are the only one with such deluded ideas that's the only way you will ever get any support. :3

>>10464588
what

>>10464582
have u tried /sp/?

>>10464589
>:3

Keep digging that grave.

>>10464599
If you don't know what he means by "bun", I'm glad you're considering leaving. Get out.

>>10464582
I could tell you to take risks and go to sites that have huge variations in terms of quality of content, but you're probably going to be more comfortable here. You know the culture here and have invested time in it, you know what to expect. The unknown is scary and unpredictable.

>>10464594
that's on 4chan you fucking imbecile.
ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

If you are NEET you are leeching of someone, be it society or your parents or whatever unless your extremely rich.

I honestly doubt anyone here is an extremely rich NEET

>>10464589
Your days are numbered, falseNEET.

>>10464589
B-but those are two different posters with two different ideas..

>>10464574 is saying that truNEETs live off their parents and don't use welfare

>>10464572 is saying that truNEETs aren't running away from anything and have embraced their way of life

I-i hope that helped clear up any misunderstandings..

>>10464615
It's not leeching if you're living with your parents, it is a voluntary relationship. Those who receive welfare checks are just eating normie shit.

>>10464611
How will you honestly force anyone off the board?

If you're rich, you aren't a NEET, you're just spoiled

>>10464615
You're wrong. Pic related, it's my battlestation

>>10464622
Just because it's voluntary doesn't mean it's not leeching
welfare by the state is voluntary as well

>>10464492
Oh God, I remember that album.I would spend entire nights spamming it on various css servers many years ago.

How do I rig the lottery and win millions of free bux

>>10464637
Are you dense? It's not voluntary for the taxpayers.

>>10464622
Receiving welfare is also voluntary you idiot. There is almost no difference between the two.

>>10464631
Nope. You've attached your mouth to a normies asshole, and eagerly await their daily liquid shit to make its way down your throat. Your parents love you and enjoy your presence and thus allow you to live in their home and enjoy their food.

>>10464637
Taxation is theft.

>>10464640
It was voted in through democracy, it's voluntary.

>>10464646
No it isn't.

>>10464572
There have been plenty of times when I've experienced something 'normal', and I've never liked it. I don't understand peoples fascinations with certain things, or why people do certain things. When I'm with people I feel cluttered and can't think or act how I want to. When I'm alone my mind is clear and I can act freely. Being alone is actually a very big part of my life. It's very peaceful and fun to reflect on your surroundings.

>>10464646
If 9 people vote to take all the tenth person's shit, that's not voluntary for the one having his stuff stolen.

>>10464641
Please actually use an argument for it not being voluntary instead of using baseless metaphors

>>10464646
You're really obnoxious.

>>10464652
Asshole probably deserved it anyways.

>>10464651
Well then, you're a truNEET by my standards. You've got to be honest with yourself though. You can't have too much resentment (having a little is perfectly natural).

**Official /jp/ reminder**

If you are currently employed OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

>>10464670
why do you work so hard on this

**Official /jp/ reminder**

If you are currently employed OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

>>10464669
I don't think I'm resentful. That comment really confused me. I don't understand.

truNEET : falseNEET :: hermit : misanthrope

>>10464688
Don't worry about it

Not >>10464646
>>10464640


My argument would be that said taxpayer doesn't have to live there at all, that taxpayer voluntarily lives by the rules of that state/country

>>10464683
Inside me beats the spirit of a truNEET, and thus it is my duty to cleanse /jp/ of impostors who have tried to tarnish our name and destroy our identity.

The unclean must be purged.

>>10464714
You don't choose to be a citizen of a country, you're born into it. You can obtain citizenship elsewhere, but it takes a lot of time, effort, and money. It's akin to saying "Well, you were born poor, why aren't you rich?" i.e. fucking obnoxious

>>10464715
Calm down and take a breath. You can't force people out of /jp/, no matter how much they don't belong

>>10464729
It may be obnoxious but it's still true.
If your choosing not to do something cause you don't think it's worth the time, effort and money then your still not choosing to do something

-Official /jp/ reminder-

If you are currently employed OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

>>10464729
You could always move, you know.

>>10464791
B-but I'm socially retarded and very edgy. This is the only place where I feel somewhat at ease. Can I please stay?

>>10464791

>>10464791
I qualify as a truneet according to you, but I would eat a small family to be able to get on welfare. Being poor sucks balls.

>>10464838
Get a job. We'll still love you.

Holy shit did this thread ever get a lot of posts in one day. What happened here.

>>10464823
No.

>>10464838
Don't give in to temptation. One of the pillars of truNEETdom is rejecting earthly desires felt by the lesser creatures.

>>10464859
The truWARRIORS have unleashed their wrath on this thread, and we will not stop until every last falseNEET has left this board. We do not eat and we do not sleep. This board is ours, and we're taking it back.

>>10464859
/tv/ came for a visit

>>10464868
What if I stay?

>>10464873
You will be hunted like a stray rabbit in a den full of wolves. We are not ordinary men, we are higher beings. Fighters, protecters.. truNEETs.

>>10464881
Yeah but what can you do over the internet, man.

>>10464868
T-too bad. You can't make me leave. I'll stay and hope one of the things I helped with serious maims or blows you to bits one day!

>>10464889
Once you reach a certain level, the separation of reality and the internet is meaningless. It is but one in the mind of a truNEET.

>>10464899
Come fight me dude.

>>10464897
That's a very appropriate image, falseNEET.

>>10464868
You're alone and just set up some troll-me signs all around /jp/.

Almost 400 posts, not bad. I started going through Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain because why not. The first upside down exercise didn't turn out so well but when I did it again with something I chose it was kind of enjoyable.

>>10463890
I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

>>10464791
>OR receive a welfare check

Just because you made it up doesn't make this rule any less bullshit

Does anyone know of a site as fast as /jp/ with is nice and peaceful?

>>10465182
keep at it, do you follow those beginner draw threads on /a/?

>>10465398
Yeah man I'll give you the link

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