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Her nose is ugly

Would fuck.

I think she's cute and comes up with interesting visuals

She is my 3DPD waifu

>>10445522
fuck you

I want to see her wearing something slutty. She has a delicious flat chest. Yet to even see her midriff outside of the junior idol vids she did as a Loki.

>>10445595
>destroying purity

>>10445603

Hardly pure. She was an imouto club model.

I like a couple of her songs, but couldn't care less about anything else. There's literally nothing going on about her except apparently being a fashion icon. I don't even find her remotely cute with all that unnatural contact lens bullshit and such.

>>10445637
I think fake lenses can be really cute though

Japanese >>>>>>>> African American >>>∞>>> Korean

she jabs

She's ugly, hipster, and disgusting.

who cares about kyary? p-chan is the true mastermind behind all that pon pon pon shit.

>>10446006
btr bk the fk up b4 u gt fkd up

really hate how stupidly popular she is and even gets a world tour, while Perfume who has been around a lot longer and has better music and better performances/routines, has yet to even do a concert outside moonland.

>>10446723
fuck off, frank

>>10446723
Sadly the only Asian singers that get recognition in the West are the zany gimmicky ones because of the whole "japan so weord xD" mentality.

Fashion MONSTA!
:3

Why the fuck did it take you nerds so long to tell me she had a new song!?

>>10446006

>>10447163
>the only Asian singers that get recognition in the West are the zany gimmicky ones
The others are not worth recognition.

>>10446723
Perfume can't sing, they are great dancers though. Capsule is still the best thing Nakata does.

perfume is 100x better but kyary has a few nice songs. candy candy is the best nakata's done with her, but i actually like this highschoolsinger song more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHmYHyHc4

>>10446723
I'd rather have Perfume stay in Asia, lest they get tainted by trying to appeal to the white pigs.

>>10447383
Perfume can sing go listen to their older songs before their producer wanted them to become electro pop divas.(Sweet Donuts is their best song in my opinion)

Perfume are all trained singers but true singing isn't need from them anymore.

>>10447870
rare footage of perfume actually singing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtgpYQvtY

>>10445514
I was just listening to a bunch of KPP, I really like her, she's like actually got interesting music for a pop artist.

I also love Alice in Wonderland, and a lot of her videos seem to draw influences from that.

What perfume songs are good besides that old one... Dream Fighter?

>>10448353
all of them

>>10448401
But I don't like autotune.

>>10448443
Then don't listen to perfume

Kyary 12 years old

>>10445514
She looks really bored and sad at the beginning of that video, poor thing. Doing all that must get really tiring after a while.
And I guess she's alright, I personally prefer the Vocaloid covers (by Giga P) of her songs. They sound a lot better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIg0hJzFw

>>10445595
>as a Loki

You really worship junior idols, don't you?

Perfume is way too lewd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLrRCqj_0

>>10450552
God I love Nocchi and Lil Kim and it's even better in one vid.

Can Perfume cook?

>>10450596
>>10447369
>>10446006

moar ... also source

>>10450596
Why would it matter jackass, not all women need to know how to cook. God you disgust me.

>>10448555
>She looks really bored and sad at the beginning of that video, poor thing. Doing all that must get really tiring after a while.

get a load of this faggot

official account

360p
240p

Is Japan still living in 2005?

>>10446723

See: capsule

>>10450824
But capsule has worse music and absolutely terrible performances/routines.

she makes me wish I was a girl like no other.

きもい。死ね。

>>10450813
They did this before for her videos, the high definition ones were released later or something on that channel.

>>10450696
image

>>10450833
>capsule has worse music
No.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETUZ7eLhg&feature=player_embedded

my dick

Slightly off-topic question btw. Why is Capsule less and less vocal-based as time goes on? I stopped listening to Capsule in 2009 because I was tired of how instrumental based the songs because. Cue me downloading their albums after. What. The. Fuck. Almost no vocals at all.

>>10450945
Maybe they realized they had a really good beat, and could achieve international fame if they just toned down the Japanese vocals.

>>10450813
their label wants you to buy the 12 version of their single. one of which may contain the 720 mpeg-2 vod. they wont tell you which disc it's on as it'll be different for each prefecture.

>>10450699
cooking is a dance move noob

>>10450699
>>10451183
Same person.

>>10446169
Reminder that Kyary is a goddamn PEDOPHILE

>>10451319
she's just like me!

>>10451319
>>10451321
He'll regret not taking the opportunity.

>>10451319
This is good.

>>10450945
Yeah, each album gets boring after a few listens.

>>10451319

sauce?

that can be amended by anyone

This is horrible normie shit, go back to /mu/ and /soc/.
My /jp/ friends used to talk about obscure doujin shit.

Kyary is not only a pedophile but she also like trannys (Tsubaki Ayana) such a strange child. Hopefully she will normal up in a few years and marry.

I like her. For like actually just having on as music to listen to, there's better. But for music plus crazy visual stuff she's pretty great.
I'm going to her live show in L. A.

>>10448488
No one else finds this disturbing and almost some kind of conspiricy in the idol world?r

>>10453244
What conspiracy? A junior idol DVD isn't really anything special and almost everyone knew about it when she was a blogger.

>>10453173
I can no longer remember. It was just something saved in one of my folders. Might of been aramatheydidnt might of been this
http://kyarychan.tumblr.com/post/249697800/i-tried-nicely-seducing-m-but-hes-a-difficult

I can't vouch for anything personally.

>>10451319
>>10453611

>That feel when you will never have a cute girl suggestively invite you to sleep with her.

>>10453236
Does she have skin over her skin ?

>>10450700
She does look really bored though and that smile at the beginning certainly doesn't look genuine (like she isn't enjoying doing it). Aren't you able to read facial expressions?

>>10453611

dam the original was taken down by her

Who is this P-chan kid anyways

>>10457114
One of her backup dancers.

>>10450699
Kyary can cook.

There's nothing especial about her, just a singer produced to appeal to the quirky side of things being LOLRANDUM. It's the same shit as Gaga or even Madonna back in the day. But people are too dumb to tell, as usual, so the new shit smells better than the old shit.

>>10458683
Funny thing is people around here pretend Capsule is somehow less manufactured pop manure.

>>10453611

reat leg and foot

mfg when haribo goldbären

>>10457114
The pig from Ranma 1/2

>>10448488
I do.

>>10458756
Pop music is objectively superior to everything else.

>>10450833
>capsule has worse music

Capsule has far better music than anything Nakata produced afterwards. Capsule pioneered shibuya-kei, all Kyary and Perfume are is different faces on an already established sound.

>>10458756

See

>>10459961

Capsule actually broke the boundaries of synthesis, Perfume and Kyary have just been more marketable faces on top of a good producer.

I think it's very difficult to come up with a song that can top candy candy.

Candy Candy is a nice MV, but furisodeshon was probably better overall.

>>10453236
S-should I buy a ticket for the L.A. Live as well?

>tickets for osaka on sale 10am today
>set alarm
>online at 10 on the dot
>PIA website is fucked
>get through eventually
>credit card address does not match my address in japan
>give up
>phone them
>sold out at 10.15am

fuck this shit. are there ticket touts/scalpers in japan? maybe if I just go down on the day I can get a ticket?

;_;

Kyary is so cute

>>10468325
If you think a Japanese Lady Gaga is cute then I feel sorry for you and your tastes.

>>10468365
ok

>>10468365
What she do is actually fun and pretty, not like Lady Gaga.

>>10468365
She's Lady Gaga in "style" only, this girl is a lot cuter.

That said I like Lady Gaga's pop music and wacky shenanigans, so fuck you.

>>10468396
>Lady Gaga's pop music and wacky shenanigans
As expected from a Kyary fan, a disgusting hipster. Fuck off.

>>10468365
>a Japanese Lady Gaga
so fanny laff

Gaga is a whore who loves to be disgusting and constantly sexual. Also a Jew.

>>10468432
>a whore
>constantly sexual

Excuse me, but it's the 2010s. Please take your backwards, sexist ideals back to the 19th century :-)

>>10445625
Tell me more

>>10468455
See
>>10448488

Shin Chan thinks she's cool. She gets my vote.

>>10468457
Impressive, I had no idea.

Why is there always ... ALWAYS some nigger on youtube in the comments sections calling Kyary "ZOMG WEIRD WTF"?

I mean it's always a nigger from the ghetto running their mouth.

"WTF Japan". Wtf Japan? In Tokyo, nobody needs to lock up and chain bicycles because no niggers are there to steal them and crime is at basically zero. You know what's weird? Detroit, Chicago, ATL. . .

>>10468498
Because Youtube... why are you even reading the comments?

>>10468498
Don't niggers have their own version of Kyary?

Nicki Minaji or something.

And she's even weirder.

>>10468498
I'm in that weird part of YouTube again...only in Japan, #LOL

>>10468513
Stop this. It's making me so angry.

>>10468510
She's not bad, at least when Madonna is backing her up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7963n7mA&feature=player_detailpage#368s

>>10468530
Absolutely disgusting.

>>10468498
Because you are a crossboarder weeaboo.

>>10468530
>Madonna

Fucking slut disgracing a pure maiden's name and promoting deviancy.

I hope Zionism comes to an end in our lifetime.

>>10468591
>Fucking slut disgracing a pure maiden's name
...yeah, that's kind of the point of her adopting that name.

>>10468609
I know, and my point is that that point is cancerous and should be considered harmful. "Haha I'm being edgy and naming myself after a virgin while promoting promiscuity! Aren't I ironic?!"
Someone needs to send that bitch some Keine image macros.

>>10465201

>not checking before hand to ensure your credit card address matches youraddress in japan

>>10468665

ticketless anon here again. even if I had gone for conbini payment I think I would have missed out. she is too popular. only 7,500 tickets were available. I've seen her before but it was only a PA at a shopping mall. proper gig would be cool. she will probably play at some festivals this summer too.

again I want to know if japan has ticket touts. I doubt it somehow. maybe I will ask on 2chan.

>>10468645
But her original name is Madonna she didn't pick the name to be edgy.

>>10450942
that's a boy!

>>10459961
>Capsule pioneered shibuya-kei
lol
someone hasn't listened to any music made before the year 2000.

just seen some clips of belgium shows on youtube. all miming. meh.

Any capsule albums/song suggestions? Im not too familiar.

>>10469427
Can you please hold this for me?
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:33BDAC64062936382A4E55F752C08FBC57CDA2&dn=Capsu&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittoent.com%3a80

>>10448488
>tfw you realize she probably fucked some old rich jap when she was 12~14 in order to gain underground support towards becoming the idol she is today.

>>10469881
She didn't need to fuck anybody Kyary was a long time fashion blogger before she debuted as a singer and also started her own line of false lashes. I admire her for being so sucessful at such a young age.

>>10469963
dat denial

>>10469427
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFCmsmyxo
Best Capsule song

>>10469881
just one old rich guy?

Hell, I'd do that.

>>10448353
Laser Beam

>>10469963

she was a junior idol. at the very least she sucked a few dicks when she was that age. probably had sex too.

>>10470297
That's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TaaQ6Ekc

>>10470585

That's not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnwVM6E7k

>>10469390
Damn, I tried to watch one, the sound is just too crappy.

>>10468928

Capsule were making and playing music long before their first CD debut.

Also pioneered != created

She is a funny person. I really enjoy following any blogs that translate her twitter and post all the pictures that she might upload. The music videos are fun to watch and the music is really cute to listen to.

>>10470842
that's the lamest and most retarded reason to listen to anything

>>10470866
lol

>>10450942
Goodness, he's really cute and looks like he can ride a mean dick. No wonder Kyary wants to sleep with him! Shame she doesn't have a penis.

>>10470866
Im sorry. I forgot that music needs to be listened to only when its really deep. Has many messages, symbolism and other amazing things. Just enjoying a certain feeling that some types of music give is totally retarded.

>>10471100
OK
Just remember it from now on.

>>10471100

Your reason to listen KYARY is a good reason. Cute thing is good. Don't pay attention criticism. You are clever guy.

>>10471100
>Just enjoying a certain feeling that some types of music give is totally retarded.

ya it's retarded when all you care about is reading her twitter and looking at her pictures + watching music videos

typical pleb lost in the simplistic void of commercial music, it's not my fault you're too retarded to tell the difference between sight and hearing.

I'm seeing her live in New York this April.

I wish it was Perfume or MEG.

>>10471193
They're just enjoying the whole package instead of a specific part, what's wrong with that?

I myself like her music AND her blogs etc. Her weird outfits are interesting to me but it's not the sole reason I listen to her.

>>10471100

but her music isn't cute it's just shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJr8FSi40