/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>1043621
I'm pretty sure it is a dog eating free zone.

>dokdo1.jpg
Fixed

Liancourt Rocks, England.

<ヽ｀∀´> Corea are superior country nida!

>>1043632
>I'm pretty sure it is a whale-eating free zone.
Fixed

They're just fucking rocks, why are they shitstorming over rocks?

You're telling me that they're arguing over two fucking rocks? Why the fuck can't Japan get one and Korea get the other?

Asians baffle me so fucking much.

>>1043631
Islas Malvinas, Argentina

>>1043640
>>1043641

RockMind

They have much more significance to Korea then they do to Japan. They should belong to them.

>>1043640
It's more then that. Whoever controls the rocks will have control over the surrounding waters.

>>1043651
>They have much more significance to Japan then they do to Korea. They should belong to them.
fixed

>Whoever controls the rocks will have control over the surrounding waters.
and whoever has control of the surrounding waters controls the spice.

I nearly got in a fight over this the other day. I think I'm going to keep my trolling safely on the internet from now on.

They should divide the grounds 50/50 and be done with it. Or be faggots like UK/Argentina and have a war about it.

Am I missing something that would tell me this stupidly simple solution just won't work?

Why not just bomb the islands til they don't exist anymore? Problem solved!

>>1043670
>Or be faggots like UK/Argentina and have a war about it.
That was because one side seized by force from the other. Korea and Japan could have the same situation if one side used force though I have no idea how you manage to get someone killed on those tiny rocks.

There's two ways for this to be settled.

During the Olympics Judo, When Korea goes against Japan. Whoever wins owns the island and the other has to shut the fuck up.

OR

Each country selects one woman. Said women meet on neutral territory. Strip,wrestle and tribadism whoever cums first loses and forfeits the island. Must be broadcast for all to see.

I prefer the second.

>>1043676
durr hurr, people won't care for or fight on the actual rocks. NAVAL BATTLES, DO YOU KNOW IT?

>>1043676
>I have no idea how you manage to get someone killed on those tiny rocks.
You punt the other guy. He falls, sharks eat him.

In order for Japan to be able to fight back. Korea has to cast the first stone.

You know..since Japan can't declare war.

>>1043680

FUND IT

China should invade the island and put a military outpost there. Think about it.

Samurai or Knight?

>>1043696

Samurai.

>>1043689
And Korea won't give them the satisfaction of being the "invader"

Problem solved, no one gets the rocks, they will be disputed for eternity.

>>1043698

And what good would come from that? That would be basically giving it to the Koreans.

>>1043689
Why not?

Korea should get them just because Japan's rage at losing them would be more entertaining than Korea's.

Crazy ultra-right Japanese extremists are cooler than the gooks who smash up birds with hammers or whatever the fuck it was they did.

>Crazy ultra-right Japanese extremists are cooler than the gooks who smash up birds with hammers or whatever the fuck it was they did.
>gooks who smash up birds with hammers
DOES NOT COMPUTE, SMASHING BIRDS IS CRAZIER THAN ANYTHING ULTRA NATIONALIST JAPS HAVE DONE THUS FAR

>>1043706

>>1043723

Lrn2History

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Article_9_of_the_Japanese_Constitution

>>1043689
Japan would lose a war against Korea given there top tier statis field and there new naval commander Admiral Slayers Boxer

>>1043723
Japan became forced pacifist after losing in world war 2. They don't have an army, instead they have a self defense force that kind of thing.

>>1043643

>>1043762
lol pity the UK lost

This fucking topic comes up all the time on futaba.

It's like those other endless minor regional controversies that people can't shut up about

Do us all a favor and don't talk about it here
every japanese board on the interweb talking about it is plenty

>>1043778

Well this isn't a Japanese board. Its American, so we're gonna talk about it.

>>1043698
the koreans already built a lighthouse and a guard shack on one of them thinking it would keep the japs from bothering them

guess they were wrong

>>1043762
>BAWWWWWW a badly equipped army overwhelmed the UK's finest!

>>1043674
No. International laws say a sunken or destroyed island is still considered as virtually existing and its surrounding waters still belong to the country who possessed the island.

>>1043762

>>1043821

>>1043775
HOW DO I LOSE MALVINAS? ¯\(º_o)/¯

>>1043847
"Oh ho, why not underestimate my enemy?"
*war begins*
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

>>1043863

Hey Dan, why did you draw Cho to resemble Gordon Freeman?

Every single one of these say Dokdo or some "PROPERTY OF KOREA" shit. Apparently they think adding a bunch of dots to google earth makes their claim true.

>>1044004

Someone make a note saying takeshima just to irk the peninsular mongrels.

Unless Japan can get Korea to agree to bring it before the ICJ, it's Korea's little clump of rocks. I don't see that happening anytime soon.

Takeshima is Japanese territory.

Takeshima
http://urecco.gooside.com/korea.htm

Left one is Dokdo, right one is Takeshima. Problem solved!

>>1044154
No. Left one is Dokdo, right one is Takeshima.

>>1044154
>>1044164


But either way someone gets screwed over and ends up with a smaller rock

>>1044214
Split each island (rock, actually) in half, each country gets one piece of each island.

To make sure that the splitting is done as accurately as possible, Korea should split and Japan should choose.

>>1044261
You know what would be so fucking awesome?

China uses the islands for a nuclear test.

>>1044286
Don't worry, both sides will find the radioactive remnants of the rocks and claim ownership.

It is an important island because it controls the public sentiment for the
South Korea government.

But trivial island for Japanese.

>>1044334

Somebody put a marker on it that says "PROPERTY OF US GOVERNMENT: PLAY NICE OR DIE"

I rewrote it so.
"PROPERTY OF US WAS OVER, MEN !
PLAY NICE OR DICE".

This crap reminds me somehow of the Parsley Island Conflict between Spain and Morocco in 2002. At least that rock had some Goats on it.

Put them on ebay.

>>1044662

The so-called "Pig War" between America and Britain/Canada in the 19th century was better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War

>>1043658
Whomever controls the spice, controls the price and availability of various spicy foods around the globe.

Almost every country at some point has fought over stupid shit like this.

Just put a giant "TAKE IT EASY!" sign on the islands and call them Yukkuri Islands.

>>1044662
It is a little different.
There is Korean pleased to hoist the flag on soaring crap.

Actually, while islands like these are of little value in themselves, they do bring with them considerably value. The sea within X nautical miles of any land belongs to the nation which the land belongs to, and thus the fishing rights, and the rights to any other natural resources one might find there. So a small rock like this might in itself not be worth anything, but it comes in a package deal with a heck of a lot of fishing waters. Thus it isn't really the rock they fight over, it's the territorial waters. It's just that the islands are a bit more photogenic.

>>1044716
wut? Falklands?

Of the two countries, only Korea is excercising their sovereignty. There are actually koreans living there and the Korean coast guard protects them.

Japan has never in their history actually done anything with the damn rocks other than SAYING it's there but never walking the walk.

Oh, the things I could do with these rocks...

>>1044815
Remember it is never gay unless the rocks touch.

>>1044776
The Japanese lived there by about 40 years ago. And has left the island for richness.
Because Korean came afterwards, Korean is a thief ruining.

The Japanese doesn't have the concern of this thing at all. Because purposely insisting, "It is my crap" is shameful, though it is certain that it is Japanese crap.

>>1044840
nice try, japfag

The watchdog in China barks, saying that "I want to eat crap!"

>>1044840

Possession is nine-tenths of the law. Good luck trying to pry those rocks and their territorial waters out of Korea's hands.

>>1044840
It burns us!

Japan admits South Korea to rule the islands by selecting it, that is, do not use force.
If it really wants the island, each peninsula will be obtained.

Give the rocks to the Koreans and fishing rights to the Japanese.

>>1044936
That cannot be possible Japan. Korea have Battlecruisers if you take islands by force they will yamato cannon your cities. Tokyo will burn in a firestorm like the days of old.

>>1044936
>rule the islands by selecting it
>each peninsula will be obtained

>>1044961
Are you hundreds of years old?
BC might be useless in today's war.
Being burn in a firestorm doesn't have the difference in your head.

<丶｀Д´>Dokdo is Korean territory

FUCK YEAH NATIONALISM

>>1045091
What's cruel waste of paper!
It's same as print of DOUJINSHI!

>>1045091
very creative hate drawings.

>>1045131
The toilet paper is lovely. Wouldn't mind buying some.

>>1045091
The best thing about that is goddamned SAILOR MOON rooting for Korea.

Don't they have any idols?

>>1045119

FUCK YEAH

>>1045026

I am Korean, we can do what we want and they are OUR islands.

>>1045162
It talks about the creation myth of Korea when a Korean race invented everything.
The character, mathematics, the battleship, and Apollo.
In a word, Korea also created SAILOR MOON.
According to their myth.

>>1045187

Korea has highest average IQ in the world.

Are you scared of Korea?

>>1045187
japanese are koreans who settled in japan.
AINU ARE TRUE JAPANESE. EXPEL THE KOREAN USURPERS! DESTROY THE "EMPEROR"

>>1045193
I'm scared to IQ of the South Korean, made it first in the world that Embryonic Stem Cell. lol

Forget fish. Dogs are brain food.

>>1045219

>>1045230

Yay, Hong Kong!

>>1045230
Why are there as many as two "Rank"?
You are really true typical exactly Korean people! lol

I think that not noticing the thing that has been brainwashed to the government can live happily. ;-)

Those islands and surrounding waters belong to the Transdimensional Third Reich!

>>1045230

It would seem very few people in South Korea have the wits to see through the propaganda their government churns out.

>>1045091
If the Korean government had a history of doing the things that the Japanese government did to Koreans, then I'm sure there'd be Japanese people today that'd draw similar types of things.

>>1044721

ゆっくりしていってね

I see what u did thar

私はそこにやった事を見ている

>>1045230

Too bad Hong Kong isn't a country.

>>1044721

FUND IT.

>>1045391

It's an autonomous region, close enough.

>>1045264
Because they are equal, ergo same rank.

JUST SPLIT THE DAMN AREA BETWEEN THE TWO.

SOOO ANGRY AT KOREA.

>>1045264
You can come to my house in Seoul if you want. We are friends now?

>>1045419

I say we demolish the islands with nuclear weapons. If two supposedly enlightened nations insist on squabbling over them like petulant children, we must take away their toys.

>>1045426
〒_〒

>>1045426

...Your arrogance is palpable, even through the internet...! I am humbled. Please, teach me, master!

>>1043732
EXACTLY! I want to see what these guys do when they REALLY lose their shit.

>>1045426

I am on board with this plan. Destruction of the islands will allow both countries to finally move forward. And mutate.

I have hidden a small cylander somewhere on Takeshima. The first one to collect the cylander and drop it on a rock gets to be a part of Takeshima forever.

Korea, I'm rooting for you.

I really, REALLY don't get what the Japanese hatred of Koreans comes from.

Honestly, I've only met a few from my campus, but they were all really nice people and when I asked them about the whole Japan thing all they said was that they didn't like the Uyoku and had no problem with ordinary Japanese people.

>>1045437

Conquer sovereign nations through force of arms and commit unspeakable human rights violations, rape, and genocide. Then, deny they ever did such things until the end of time, while creating the best pornography in the world.

>>1045441


Dokdo lighthouse is designed to withstand normal nuclear blast. Only Corean nuclear weapon could damage it.

>>1045426

Are you an American, by any chance? Because that plan is awesome.

>>1043738

Fixed

>>1045444
I am Korean and I get the impression they hate us more than we hate them. But then we you ask them why they hate us.... They say it is because we hate them...

I don't hate Japanese.

>>1045454
Well, I like you already.

You're not VictorCh3ng.

>>1045450
Yeah, but is it hardened against kimchee?

>>1045454

I am Japanese. I do not bear any hatred towards the South Koreans, but between the madman running North Korea, and the fact that your primary schools teach that "unification of the north and south is inevitable," I'm glad that we're currently expanding the self defense force.

>>1045454
I don't feel like posting that Korean elementary school art project again. But yeah.

>>1045464
There is a unification ministry, of course that's the eventual aim. If you know about Korea you would know that the patience of the Government of the South is wearing quite thin with the North, as many in Parliament feel too many concessions have been given and do not want some kind of 'confederal settlement' where the regime in the North is maintained, however watered down.

>>1045475
The very existence of a unification ministry, and the fact that the South Korean people approve of it's operations is perceived as a threat by many in Japan. It's bad enough Kim has control of one nation.

>>1045475

Didn't they absorb the unification ministry into the foreign ministry just a few months ago?

wtf!?

ZHUDAO IS BELONG TO CHINESE

You know what? From now on, they're called the Freedom Rocks, and they belong to the United States of America.

>>1045511
Look like a traditional Korean lunch.

>>1045464
I wouldn't worry too much, if the Koreans united and attacked Japan the US would mop the floor with them.

Japan is kind of the Isreal of the far east as far as the US is concerned. Plus it's strategic value is far too great to have it fall to anyone.

>>1045501

Under the new government, yes.

>>1045497

Why though? Korea is effectively divided, even people who hate communism eventually want it to become a single country again.

>>1045517
I lol'd

fin

>>1045523

South Korea would never start a war of any sort with Japan. They would be ridiculous to do so even if it didn't mean war with the United States.

>>1045524

Of course they want to reunite, eventually. It's obvious that the Republic of Korea will eventually become to sole Korean government baring any sort of intervention by the PRC in the DPRK.

Umm.....Japan...Korea...the truth is hundreds of years ago I was there first. But I left because there is nothing on that island. When I left I told both Korea and Japan the island is theirs. I've been laughing at you guys for a while now as you fight over this worthless piece of rock.

>>1045589
Stop lying, you NEVER leave the door, bitch.

>>1045589
I believe you China...

>>1045613
She stabs her in the next page.

>>1045517
PULAU BATU PUTEH IS BELONG TO MALAYSIANS

>>1045650
>>1045517

TAIWAN IS BELONG TO UNITED STATES

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/editorials/archives/2006/12/31/2003342809

>>1045673
cool, then let's make it and Puerto Rico states.

>>1045686

That better be sarcasm.

SAKHALIN BELONGS TO RUSSIA

MALVINAS BELONG TO ARGENTINA

>>1045673
Haha oh wow. Is that guy Taiwanese?

QUEBEC BELONG TO COREA NIDA

>>1045753

You can keep it.

Step 1. Have USA take over rocks

Step 2. Blow it to Hell

Step 3. There is no Step 3!

Korea is a belonging state in China.

>>1045230
What the fuck? Sweet! Proud to be from Hong Kong.

Dokdo Dokdo Dokdo Dokdo Dokdo
East Sea East Sea East Sea East Sea East Sea

the small one's yuri, the big is yaoi

>>1045523
>The U.S. is not obligated to 'protect Japan' from Korean "pretensions" to Dokdo, and that such an idea cannot...be considered as a legitimate claim for US action under the U.S.-Japan security treaty. -- US Secretary of State

Enjoy your rape.

I call Orbital Bombardment on the islands. Both nations shut up, and if they don't, OB for them, too.

>>1044004
>>1044004
>>1044004
>>1044004
>>1044004
Woah, those fucking gooks are fucking sad.

Oh the empire is finished no foreign lands to seize
So the greedy eyes of England are looking towards the seas
Two hundred miles from Donegal, there's a place that's called Rockall
And the groping hands of Whitehall are grabbing at its walls

Oh rock on Rockall, you'll never fall to Britain's greedy hands
Or you'll meet the same resistance that you did in many lands
May the seagulls rise and pluck your eyes and the water crush your shell,
And the natural gas will burn your ass and blow you all to hell.

For this rock is part of Ireland, 'cos it' s written in folklore
That Fionn MacCumhaill took a sod of grass and he threw it to the fore,
Then he tossed a pebble across the sea, where ever it did fall,
For the sod became the Isle of Man and the pebble's called Rockall.

Now the seas will not be silent, while Britannia grabs the waves
And remember that the Irish will no longer be your slaves,
And remember that Britannia, well, - she rules the waves no more
So keep your hands off Rockall - it's Irish to the core

it's pretty fucking obvious Japan wants a cold war show down with South Korea. Having Korea as a military threat would prompt a revision of article 9. I suggest Korea, not to be retarded, and fall for this stupid trick.

>>1047252
No Japan as a whole, the jap nationalists are the ones who want an excuse.

>>1047252

Japan will restore it's military, as the united states has requested, so that it can stand against threats in the pacific while we attend to our various wars in the middle east. South Korea is irrelevant.

I just hope Japs will actually wake up and realize they're not fucking white and that they can't rocket boost Japan out of Asia no matter how hard they try. It's getting ridiculous.

>>1047273

You don't need to be Caucasian to aspire to be civilized. Some of Japan's neighbors have yet to take this to the part.

>>1047281
Yeah, keep pissing and moaning. Truth is, Japan is still an asshole. A dying asshole, but an asshole nonetheless. Braindead enough to think they can stand against all of Asia. Japan is still in denial that every Asian country can no longer be pushed around by Japan. Sad. Really.

The USA should turn takeshima/dokdo into its new bombing range.

Honestly, it is so retarded for japan and korea to ruin their relations over two shitty small piles of rock. In time, they will thank the USA for blowing their problem to smithereens.

>>1047385
or better yet, the US should take a multi-megaton warhead that is scheduled to be dismantled, and sneak it in close to dokdo/takeshima underwater. Then, blow that shit up, vaporize the two piles of shit.

As for the aftermath, the US should claim that one of it's ballistic missile subs was enroute to do recon on NK, and it struck a NK undersea mine, placed near dokdo in order to try and destroy ships and start a war between SK and Japan. You could claim that secondary explosions/faults ingited the reactor or one of the warheads or some shit. Then of course, the US could turn one of its ballistic missile subs into whatever it wants, and keep it top secret...

They're rocks.

>>1047385
or better yet, the US should take a multi-megaton warhead that is scheduled to be dismantled, and sneak it in close to dokdo/takeshima underwater. Then, blow that shit up, vaporize the two piles of shit.

As for the aftermath, the US should claim that one of its ballistic missile subs was enroute to do recon on NK, and it struck a NK undersea mine, placed near dokdo in order to try and destroy ships and start a war between SK and Japan. You could claim that secondary explosions/faults ingited the reactor or one of the warheads or some shit. Then of course, the US could turn one of its older ballistic missile subs into whatever it wants, and keep it top secret...

>>1047385
or better yet, the US should take a multi-megaton warhead that is scheduled to be dismantled, and sneak it in close to dokdo/takeshima underwater. Then, blow that shit up, and vaporize the two piles of shit.
As for the aftermath, the US should claim that one of its ballistic missile subs was enroute to do recon on NK, and it struck a NK undersea mine placed near dokdo/takeshima in order to try and destroy ships and start a war between SK and Japan. You could claim that secondary explosions/faults ingited the reactor or one of the warheads or some shit. Then of course, the US could turn one of its older ballistic missile subs into whatever it wants, and keep it top secret...

>>1047311

the funny thing is, if they pursued a line of diplomacy more in line with becoming part of East Asia and less of america's bitch, they could probably pursue a more independent foreign policy than they do now.

Japanese just don't understand chinese don't want some kind of blood revenge for WW2. Some may do, majority want to move forward, in fact I'd say that japanese are MORE butthurt about WW2 than China is.

>>1047449
Replace the US with the Russians there and it's all OK

>>1047449
But what about the elderly Korean couple, the police officer, the dog and the lighthouse keeper?

Forsooth, every war has innocent casualties :(

Via a rousing game of civilization IV, I have come to the conclusion that to solve the Dokto/Takeshima issue, we must allow the Mayans to build a settlement there and produce spearmen.

South Korea want to Japan's money.

>>1047619

Japan is no longer the dominant power in Asia.

You must accept this fact.

>>1047619
I want to Japan's and Korea's horns, but that's another story.

韓国人の性質
感情的、短気、嘘吐き、陰湿、根暗、暴力的

>>1047651
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

you are crazy.

クレイジー愚かな日本

Its belongs to North-Kore!

And... what's so important about a bunch of rocks you can't even build anything there?

Istanbul or Constantinople?
Istanbul not Constantinople?

>>1048635
Territorial waters and EEZ.

Where's your kamisama now, Japan?

>>1047449

Japan doesn't have an army.

>>1047385

Fund it.

>>1045230
Japan 110
Hong Kong 107
Korea, South 106
http://www.jewwatch.com/jew-occupiedgovernments-israel-iq.html

>>1048986
more like gookwatch

>>1044961
i c wut u did there.

http://www.nikkei.co.jp/news/seiji/20080729AT3S2901G29072008.html

In an international law, it is a territory peculiar to Japan.
It is a Japanese territory historically.

>>1051342
>historically
in what historic text?
>peculiar
peculiar indeed, oddly sprouting out of nowhere like that other island that japan is fighting over with... which was it? taiwan? china?

It is Korean territory. Fuck off.

>>1051385
You too, prove it.
If neither parties stop trolling and produce some legit texts that can be verified (not lol faggot japanese paper sites), i shall claim the island in the name of moot and call it the 4chanland.

>>1051362
Historically as in they wrote it in paper, but then again, so did the koreans, BEFORE the japanese actually. The japs only defense is the interpretation of korean documents. Go figure.

they seriously think Koreans are the origin of four great ancient civilization.

according to them, we originated from South Korean civilization.

I don't give shit about these rocks but you guys should know what kind of mokeys you are talking about.

>>1051676
Hmong People

In b4 they turned into niggers and shitheads. I'm serious, they started Korea, and when the Yamatoes came into Japan from the south like a happy dick through pussy, who came? The Hmong people.

Yes, those now nigger "AZN" loving shithead fucktards used to be the greatest of all tribes in all of Asia, even making Genghis shit his pants. Thus, Hmong = Japanese. And the Japanese deserve good recognition, because we know that China, who invented fuckton of stuffs, also invented genocide.

And how does this relate with the rocks? Like I know. They're just fucking rocks.

None of you understand the importance of this. I don't know why.... it hurts me, it really hurts. Why can't Japan and Korea get along? Peace is what is important. Imagine, a world where we can who we want to be....

None of you understand the importance of this. I don't know why.... it hurts me, it really hurts. Why can't Japan and Korea get along? Peace is what is important. Imagine, a world where we can be who we want to be....

>>1045753

PULAU BATU PUTEH IS BELONG TO MALAYSIANS

>>1051806

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!

>>1051776
>And the Japanese deserve good recognition, because we know that China, who invented fuckton of stuffs, also invented genocide.
Hahaha Oh wow. You might need to pick up some history book, the Japanese were already practicing mass raping/looting/killing (much better than plain genocide, soldiers have fun too!) before the commies.

God, I fucking hate Koreans.

>>1051828
China was already practicing mass raping/looting/killing before the commies.

Invented genocide? You fucking mongoloids.

Do you really think humanity needed some great revelation to go from killing one person to killing 10? 100?

>>1051828
Doh. What I meant to say, is that Japan's actions TOWARDS China is justifiably right. Inventors of genocide, I give you: Genocide in return! Karma rules.

>>1051828
Almost every fucking country has waged war on one another. Apparently somebody always has a hair up their ass about something.